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(Yonhap News (Korea))   BK launch day 3: Lil Kim announces Japan must be attacked because it deployed a missile defense system. Though to be fair, he accidentally ated his logic textbook before reading it   (english.yonhapnews.co.kr) divider line 31
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2013-04-12 08:41:39 AM
7 votes:
This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.
2013-04-12 08:51:44 AM
6 votes:
I'm a little despot, short and stout
These are my missiles, this is my pout
When I want attention, here me shout
I make the whole world live in doubt
2013-04-12 08:44:42 AM
6 votes:

MrHappyRotter: This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.

I read that in Brak's voice.
2013-04-12 08:37:41 AM
5 votes:
Will someone send him a white Persian cat already so that at least he can complete the look of a James Bond villain?
2013-04-12 08:47:44 AM
4 votes:
i266.photobucket.com
2013-04-12 08:42:16 AM
3 votes:
Stupid Subby, there aint no such word as "ated" you meant to say he "eatedid" his logic book.

/the more you know.
2013-04-12 08:38:02 AM
3 votes:
Dont shoot down our missiles that we launch at you..... or we will launch missiles at you?

4funz.com
2013-04-12 08:28:53 AM
3 votes:
It's a well-known rule that it's two for flinching.
2013-04-12 08:28:30 AM
3 votes:
ok now this is getting boring. hes just trying to show hes as crazy as his dad.

only a lil chunkier
2013-04-12 10:39:13 AM
2 votes:

awalkingecho: brukmann: socodog: awalkingecho:Point being, an ICBM would overshoot Japan. It would be nigh impossible for it to have such a short trajectory without bending back inward on itself and destroying itself on re-entry.

Holy shiat, people, where do you get this stuff?

Well, while I realize his untested missiles can't be guaranteed for specs and it is not the Topol-M, just as a quick example:
"[Topol-M]  Its minimum range is estimated to be 2,000 km and the maximum range 10,500 km. "


This guy has a range of 2000 km?
celebslists.com
2013-04-12 09:40:24 AM
2 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-04-12 09:30:46 AM
2 votes:

Klivian: But the exercise won't end until the missile is off the pad. And there is a finite period of time that the rocket can stay fueled before it just ruins itself.


Sounds like my last Saturday night.
2013-04-12 09:22:52 AM
2 votes:

generallyso: There's plenty of crazy in the world, do we have to obsess over NK for the next few months?


i492.photobucket.com
2013-04-12 08:48:48 AM
2 votes:

Coiled Hot 1: MrHappyRotter: This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.
I read that in Brak's voice.


I had to stop and think for ten seconds about who This Brak was you were mentioning.

Then I realized that I too had already read it in Brak's voice.

/beans!!
2013-04-12 08:33:02 AM
2 votes:
This is going full retard now

Japan! If you shoot down our missile that we are shooting at you, we will shoot missiles at you!

You look like completely toothless dipshiats, and you lost all your street cred with this bullshiat.

i.imgur.com
2013-04-12 08:29:28 AM
2 votes:
Little Un...if you've had it erect for more than 4 hours, you may want to see a doctor.

/you may want to see one anyway
2013-04-12 11:15:05 AM
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: That only works when you can get people inside. Can't do that with Best Korea.


As I said in threads days ago...

i.imgur.com
2013-04-12 10:46:49 AM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: id10ts: awalkingecho: brukmann: socodog: awalkingecho:Point being, an ICBM would overshoot Japan. It would be nigh impossible for it to have such a short trajectory without bending back inward on itself and destroying itself on re-entry.

Holy shiat, people, where do you get this stuff?

Well, while I realize his untested missiles can't be guaranteed for specs and it is not the Topol-M, just as a quick example:
"[Topol-M]  Its minimum range is estimated to be 2,000 km and the maximum range 10,500 km. "

This guy has a range of 2000 km?
[celebslists.com image 214x314]

Traditionally, yes


What would it be if he were a rich man?
2013-04-12 09:58:20 AM
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: awalkingecho: Badmonkey82009: fireclown: Klivian: But the exercise won't end until the missile is off the pad. And there is a finite period of time that the rocket can stay fueled before it just ruins itself.

That's a damned interesting point.  Are there any missile nerds on the board that can speak to this?

Not a missile nerd, I am a member of the 232 Chairborne Rangers.  I saw a couple of armchair generals, a living room strategist, and two Fark political policy experts earlier.  We're hoping to have this solved by the end of the day.  Is there something we can do to help?

So glad you say this; I was just about to make a post about how it's unfortunate we haven't had FARK around for the course of military history. We might have made so many better choices from WWII onward if the Cabinet was just a TFD thread every week. What with all the well-informed and obviously correct experts we have that seem to know exactly what will and cannot happen at any given time.

Hey, I've played enough Call of Duty to know that a few well placed commandos with unlimited lives can take out that ICBM before Kim bms.


Just give me a remote-controlled Alex Mason robot and I'll take care of it myself...

/this is the moment the previous 184 hours of training were about!
2013-04-12 09:56:45 AM
1 votes:

Shadowtag: Did Best Korea hire the PR guy from EA Games?


If so, they'd have already launched, and everyone would have freaked out only to find out it was a dud.
2013-04-12 09:36:29 AM
1 votes:

awalkingecho: So glad you say this; I was just about to make a post about how it's unfortunate we haven't had FARK around for the course of military history. We might have made so many better choices from WWII onward if the Cabinet was just a TFD thread every week. What with all the well-informed and obviously correct experts we have that seem to know exactly what will and cannot happen at any given time.


Well one thing is for sure, we'd have invented real dolls a hell of a lot sooner
2013-04-12 09:32:35 AM
1 votes:

fireclown: Klivian: But the exercise won't end until the missile is off the pad. And there is a finite period of time that the rocket can stay fueled before it just ruins itself.

That's a damned interesting point.  Are there any missile nerds on the board that can speak to this?


Not a missile nerd, I am a member of the 232 Chairborne Rangers.  I saw a couple of armchair generals, a living room strategist, and two Fark political policy experts earlier.  We're hoping to have this solved by the end of the day.  Is there something we can do to help?
2013-04-12 09:23:10 AM
1 votes:

Alonjar: Dont shoot down our missiles that we launch at you..... or we will launch missiles at you?

[4funz.com image 496x386]


Someone needs to counter this with Japan saying "If you shoot missiles at us for shooting down the missiles you shot at us, we will shoot them down."

See how long you can keep it going before Fatso collapses into a fetal position in the corner, drooling & sh*tting all over himself.
2013-04-12 09:22:11 AM
1 votes:

Klivian: The Googles Do Nothing: awalkingecho: stevarooni: funktilious_j: only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.

Pentagon's saying that they actually might have nuclear ICBM capabilities (TwinCities.com).  Accuracy is, historically, a problem for 'em, but they might just have the technology to send such a missile.

You don't need an ICBM to hit Japan. At all.

A B29 could do it.  Does Un have one of those?

A B-29 mention, in connection to Korea? Dammit now I want to go home and watch the "Quo Vaids, Captain Chandler?" episode of M*A*S*H again.

/Bless you, Walter


I think given their track record, Five O' Clock Charlie might be more appropriate.
2013-04-12 09:19:05 AM
1 votes:
I WILL ATTACK YOU FOR TAKING MEASURES TO PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM WHEN I ATTACK YOU!

o.onionstatic.com

Yeah. Please do it, FattyDingDongs. The sooner we erase you, the happier the world will be.

/Is the world really going to put up with several decades of this fatf*ck and his stupid sh*t?
2013-04-12 09:02:18 AM
1 votes:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I get it now, he's upset about KFC's move to boneless original recipe, he prefers the bones because of the flavor and extra grissel


I think he's had sand up his vagina ever since BK discontinued their chicken fries.
2013-04-12 08:58:53 AM
1 votes:

Coiled Hot 1: MrHappyRotter: This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.

...

I read that in Brak's voice.


Everything Un says should be translated into Brak's voice for added credibility.

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2013-04-12 08:53:25 AM
1 votes:

Hofheim: From the Aritcle:

"...the communist country lashed out at Tokyo's standing orders to destroy any missile heading toward Japan, threatening such actions will result in a nuclear attack against the island nation."


Meh, not like THAT hasn't happened before.  This is yesterday's news.


Japan is to nukes what trailer parks are to tornadoes.
2013-04-12 08:40:32 AM
1 votes:
Maybe Kim is in fact being incredibly noble, aiming for a massive war where he and his henchmen are killed and the country leveled, and then a huge pan-Asian rebuilding fund makes Best Korea totally shiney and new?

You never know.
2013-04-12 08:32:29 AM
1 votes:
I get it now, he's upset about KFC's move to boneless original recipe, he prefers the bones because of the flavor and extra grissel
2013-04-12 08:32:09 AM
1 votes:
only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.
 
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