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(Yonhap News (Korea))   BK launch day 3: Lil Kim announces Japan must be attacked because it deployed a missile defense system. Though to be fair, he accidentally ated his logic textbook before reading it   (english.yonhapnews.co.kr) divider line 24
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2013-04-12 08:51:44 AM  
3 votes:
I'm a little despot, short and stout
These are my missiles, this is my pout
When I want attention, here me shout
I make the whole world live in doubt
2013-04-12 08:41:39 AM  
3 votes:
This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.
2013-04-12 08:46:12 AM  
2 votes:
OK lil-Un, you have shown the world you plume, now cut the crap and show us your willie, or STFU and go back to playing video games and eating Doritos in your mom's basement.
2013-04-12 08:42:16 AM  
2 votes:
Stupid Subby, there aint no such word as "ated" you meant to say he "eatedid" his logic book.

/the more you know.
2013-04-12 08:38:02 AM  
2 votes:
Dont shoot down our missiles that we launch at you..... or we will launch missiles at you?

4funz.com
2013-04-12 08:33:02 AM  
2 votes:
This is going full retard now

Japan! If you shoot down our missile that we are shooting at you, we will shoot missiles at you!

You look like completely toothless dipshiats, and you lost all your street cred with this bullshiat.

i.imgur.com
2013-04-12 08:29:18 AM  
2 votes:
yaaawwwwwwnnn.
2013-04-12 08:28:30 AM  
2 votes:
ok now this is getting boring. hes just trying to show hes as crazy as his dad.

only a lil chunkier
2013-04-12 10:48:14 AM  
1 votes:
OK... I'm not "Diplomatic." But I mean, really - why are we coddling this dip?

Why not have Obama go on TV, Pee on a big picture of chubby, tell the world if Un had a dick bigger than a flea, he'd shut the fark up and push the goddamn button. Insult fatso's mother, father, grandfather and double-dog dare him to launch and be annihilated.

This chump has been playing games too long - we're on his timetable. Let's put it on ours - purt up or shut up, you pathetic worm. Then he either loses so much face he's killed, cooked and eaten by his fellow Norks, or he pushes the button, and we flatten him, get him off our backs, and we don't have to worry about it any more.
2013-04-12 09:40:24 AM  
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-04-12 09:28:42 AM  
1 votes:

awalkingecho: With the Chinese remake of Red Dawn coming out and the recent history of villainizing PRC and DRPK as the 'new Soviets' in media, it almost makes me wonder how much of the news we're getting is working alongside that propaganda to indoctrinate and garner support for an eventual war against that part of the world to clear our debt with Beijing the old fashioned way.


Jesus, we're not going to fight China.  Why do people keep thinking that?  Both ourselves and China have VERY serious interests in remaining at peace with one another.

Oh, and if you think we could "clear our debt with Beijing," which amounts to 1.2 trillion dollars, for LESS than that amount, I encourage you to consider that the Iraq and Afghanistan wars have cost the USA ~1.4 trillion dollars.  Do you REALLY think we could defeat China at a lower cost than Iraq/Afghanistan?
2013-04-12 09:23:10 AM  
1 votes:

Alonjar: Dont shoot down our missiles that we launch at you..... or we will launch missiles at you?

[4funz.com image 496x386]


Someone needs to counter this with Japan saying "If you shoot missiles at us for shooting down the missiles you shot at us, we will shoot them down."

See how long you can keep it going before Fatso collapses into a fetal position in the corner, drooling & sh*tting all over himself.
2013-04-12 09:22:52 AM  
1 votes:

generallyso: There's plenty of crazy in the world, do we have to obsess over NK for the next few months?


i492.photobucket.com
2013-04-12 09:22:11 AM  
1 votes:

Klivian: The Googles Do Nothing: awalkingecho: stevarooni: funktilious_j: only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.

Pentagon's saying that they actually might have nuclear ICBM capabilities (TwinCities.com).  Accuracy is, historically, a problem for 'em, but they might just have the technology to send such a missile.

You don't need an ICBM to hit Japan. At all.

A B29 could do it.  Does Un have one of those?

A B-29 mention, in connection to Korea? Dammit now I want to go home and watch the "Quo Vaids, Captain Chandler?" episode of M*A*S*H again.

/Bless you, Walter


I think given their track record, Five O' Clock Charlie might be more appropriate.
2013-04-12 09:19:05 AM  
1 votes:
I WILL ATTACK YOU FOR TAKING MEASURES TO PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM WHEN I ATTACK YOU!

o.onionstatic.com

Yeah. Please do it, FattyDingDongs. The sooner we erase you, the happier the world will be.

/Is the world really going to put up with several decades of this fatf*ck and his stupid sh*t?
2013-04-12 08:47:44 AM  
1 votes:
i266.photobucket.com
2013-04-12 08:44:42 AM  
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.

I read that in Brak's voice.
2013-04-12 08:41:35 AM  
1 votes:
Let me get this straight, if Best Korea fires off a missile in the direction of Japan and the Japanese destroy AN INCOMING MISSILE; it will be the Japanese that are acting as the aggressor?

wha?
2013-04-12 08:40:47 AM  
1 votes:
All this bluster is some sort of kooky celebration of Kim Il-sung's birthday which is Monday. They may actually shoot off their missile, but nothing will happen and shiat will die down next week.

*yawn*
2013-04-12 08:37:41 AM  
1 votes:
Will someone send him a white Persian cat already so that at least he can complete the look of a James Bond villain?
2013-04-12 08:37:23 AM  
1 votes:

stevarooni: funktilious_j: only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.

Pentagon's saying that they actually might have nuclear ICBM capabilities (TwinCities.com).  Accuracy is, historically, a problem for 'em, but they might just have the technology to send such a missile.


You don't need an ICBM to hit Japan. At all.
2013-04-12 08:32:38 AM  
1 votes:
Nobody's talking about the dirty bomb already set up for him to light the fuse. I'm talking about that big, juicy stack of depleted fuel rods at Fukushima. Nail that area with several conventional rockets and the pools rupture, the stacks fall to the ground, and then they catch on fire. There's enough there to put us back to the bronze age, according to some nuclear physicists.
2013-04-12 08:30:23 AM  
1 votes:
dex3703.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-12 08:29:28 AM  
1 votes:
Little Un...if you've had it erect for more than 4 hours, you may want to see a doctor.

/you may want to see one anyway
 
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