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(Yonhap News (Korea))   BK launch day 3: Lil Kim announces Japan must be attacked because it deployed a missile defense system. Though to be fair, he accidentally ated his logic textbook before reading it   (english.yonhapnews.co.kr) divider line 179
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2013-04-12 11:15:05 AM

KarmicDisaster: That only works when you can get people inside. Can't do that with Best Korea.


As I said in threads days ago...

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2013-04-12 11:17:15 AM

KarmicDisaster: jshine: Wasn't the CIA once very good at 'encouraging' internal revolutions and overthrowing unfriendly regimes? Why can't we just take a page from that play-book? - it seemed to work over and over in Latin America.

That only works when you can get people inside. Can't do that with Best Korea.


Yeah, this is one nut the CIA can never crack. They are suspicious of all foreigners, everyone is closely monitored by everyone else. Sure we have spy satellites and intercept radio transmissions, but a spook on the ground there? Impossibru.
 
TWX
2013-04-12 11:19:18 AM

jshine: perigee: OK... I'm not "Diplomatic." But I mean, really - why are we coddling this dip?

Why not have Obama go on TV, Pee on a big picture of chubby, tell the world if Un had a dick bigger than a flea, he'd shut the fark up and push the goddamn button. Insult fatso's mother, father, grandfather and double-dog dare him to launch and be annihilated.

This chump has been playing games too long - we're on his timetable. Let's put it on ours - purt up or shut up, you pathetic worm. Then he either loses so much face he's killed, cooked and eaten by his fellow Norks, or he pushes the button, and we flatten him, get him off our backs, and we don't have to worry about it any more.

Meh, just stop sending him ships full of grain. They'd end up with riots and their gov't would crumble in a matter of months. Even their military would probably abandon Dear Leader if faced with starvation.


Problems are twofold...

What little they do grow would go to feed the military first and foremost. Second, China would now have to deal with a refugee crisis on its border.

Of course, China helped make this problem in the first place, so perhaps my use of the word "problem" was a bit too strong.
 
2013-04-12 11:47:48 AM

FunkyBlue: Smashed Hat: Coiled Hot 1: MrHappyRotter: This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.

...

I read that in Brak's voice.

Everything Un says should be translated into Brak's voice for added credibility.

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HIIIIII!!!! MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!


*snerk*
 
2013-04-12 11:48:11 AM

hdhale: This is all very funny until he actually launches a crude ICBM and Japan's ABM assets have a bad day and part of Tokyo is missing.

/I fully expect this same scenario to play out in the Middle East involving Iran and Israel in a couple of years.


That is why even Iran has been issuing statements urging NK to calm down. First of all, even if nukes are not used, NK is showing what kind of bullshiat and headaches happen when unstable countries develop nuclear weapons. Now if NK actually USED nukes? The retaliatory response would be extreme, and in the chaos it wouldn't surprise me if Israel attached Iran. Either way, the argument for not allowing Iran to develop nuclear weapons is that much stronger.

Kim wants to be part of the legitimate nuclear club, but he doesn't really understand what that means. He apparently thinks it means develop the weapons and delivery systems then threatening everyone and saying, essentially, "what can you do about it but respect my power?" To the Russians and Americans who have been through the cold war this is an old game, and to many of those people Kim is insulting purely because of bad form. He is crude and clownish, an embarrassment to his country.
 
2013-04-12 11:52:40 AM

Smashed Hat: Exclusive transcript of Kim Jong-Un's latest speech:

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"One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.

At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."

So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek!" I got an F.

When I told my Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!" The end."

/you're welcome, Brak fans.


I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pick up truck! I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my big old pick up truck! I'm drivin' down Highway 40 in my bi... oh, it's over!
 
2013-04-12 11:54:08 AM

TWX: jshine: perigee: OK... I'm not "Diplomatic." But I mean, really - why are we coddling this dip?

Why not have Obama go on TV, Pee on a big picture of chubby, tell the world if Un had a dick bigger than a flea, he'd shut the fark up and push the goddamn button. Insult fatso's mother, father, grandfather and double-dog dare him to launch and be annihilated.

This chump has been playing games too long - we're on his timetable. Let's put it on ours - purt up or shut up, you pathetic worm. Then he either loses so much face he's killed, cooked and eaten by his fellow Norks, or he pushes the button, and we flatten him, get him off our backs, and we don't have to worry about it any more.

Meh, just stop sending him ships full of grain. They'd end up with riots and their gov't would crumble in a matter of months. Even their military would probably abandon Dear Leader if faced with starvation.

Problems are twofold...

What little they do grow would go to feed the military first and foremost. Second, China would now have to deal with a refugee crisis on its border.

Of course, China helped make this problem in the first place, so perhaps my use of the word "problem" was a bit too strong.


My solution involves Obama giving Fat Baby a call and reminding him that "Best" Korea could be extinguished in 9 minutes simply on his word alone and if Fat Baby wants to save face and not end up as ash or on trial for war crimes and executed, his best move would be to announce that he is ending the NK nuke program, dismantling their missiles, and will work toward spending more resources on becoming self sufficient so that they can build the proper "Communist paradise" that his father and grandfather could never achieve.

Naturally that means Fat Baby will probably have to have some generals executed.  Good.  Because if they aren't using Fat Baby as a puppet right now, they are damn sure giving him shiatty advice and need to be retired permanently.

/of course that plan also involves parking a couple of Ohio-class subs off the coast of NK and creating some glass parking lots if Fat Baby is too stupid.
 
2013-04-12 11:54:43 AM

jshine: perigee: OK... I'm not "Diplomatic." But I mean, really - why are we coddling this dip?

Why not have Obama go on TV, Pee on a big picture of chubby, tell the world if Un had a dick bigger than a flea, he'd shut the fark up and push the goddamn button. Insult fatso's mother, father, grandfather and double-dog dare him to launch and be annihilated.

This chump has been playing games too long - we're on his timetable. Let's put it on ours - purt up or shut up, you pathetic worm. Then he either loses so much face he's killed, cooked and eaten by his fellow Norks, or he pushes the button, and we flatten him, get him off our backs, and we don't have to worry about it any more.

Meh, just stop sending him ships full of grain. They'd end up with riots and their gov't would crumble in a matter of months. Even their military would probably abandon Dear Leader if faced with starvation.


I heard a report by some 'Director of blah' guy on CNN that if China cut off fuel shipments it would bring them to their knees almost immediately.
 
2013-04-12 11:58:43 AM

hdhale: TWX: jshine: perigee: OK... I'm not "Diplomatic." But I mean, really - why are we coddling this dip?

Why not have Obama go on TV, Pee on a big picture of chubby, tell the world if Un had a dick bigger than a flea, he'd shut the fark up and push the goddamn button. Insult fatso's mother, father, grandfather and double-dog dare him to launch and be annihilated.

This chump has been playing games too long - we're on his timetable. Let's put it on ours - purt up or shut up, you pathetic worm. Then he either loses so much face he's killed, cooked and eaten by his fellow Norks, or he pushes the button, and we flatten him, get him off our backs, and we don't have to worry about it any more.

Meh, just stop sending him ships full of grain. They'd end up with riots and their gov't would crumble in a matter of months. Even their military would probably abandon Dear Leader if faced with starvation.

Problems are twofold...

What little they do grow would go to feed the military first and foremost. Second, China would now have to deal with a refugee crisis on its border.

Of course, China helped make this problem in the first place, so perhaps my use of the word "problem" was a bit too strong.

My solution involves Obama giving Fat Baby a call and reminding him that "Best" Korea could be extinguished in 9 minutes simply on his word alone and if Fat Baby wants to save face and not end up as ash or on trial for war crimes and executed, his best move would be to announce that he is ending the NK nuke program, dismantling their missiles, and will work toward spending more resources on becoming self sufficient so that they can build the proper "Communist paradise" that his father and grandfather could never achieve.

Naturally that means Fat Baby will probably have to have some generals executed.  Good.  Because if they aren't using Fat Baby as a puppet right now, they are damn sure giving him shiatty advice and need to be retired permanently.

/of course that plan also involves pa ...


you're assuming Fat Baby possesses the mental capacity to comprehend cause and effect. That is not a safe assumption.
 
2013-04-12 12:07:27 PM
chasd00:

I heard a report by some 'Director of blah' guy on CNN that if China cut off fuel shipments it would bring them to their knees almost immediately.

See, the thing is, it seems like everybody but us benefits by this submissive approach we've been taking. China doesn't HAVE to rein in their yappy little doggie, as long as we don't kick it. Norkies keep getting more and more time to improve their armament while we stand there and get pissed on.

Lighting a fire under this situation on our timetable forces everybody else to do something for a change. If China wants to avoid a conflagration, they would HAVE to step in. Porky would have to pay or play. And if we're the ones that stand up, we can do it now, with all our possible defensive and offensive wepondry in place, and not just sitting there "in case" for the next 12 months,.
 
2013-04-12 12:09:45 PM
What a BK Launch may look like:

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2013-04-12 12:24:55 PM

perigee: OK... I'm not "Diplomatic." But I mean, really - why are we coddling this dip?

Why not have Obama go on TV, Pee on a big picture of chubby, tell the world if Un had a dick bigger than a flea, he'd shut the fark up and push the goddamn button. Insult fatso's mother, father, grandfather and double-dog dare him to launch and be annihilated.

This chump has been playing games too long - we're on his timetable. Let's put it on ours - purt up or shut up, you pathetic worm. Then he either loses so much face he's killed, cooked and eaten by his fellow Norks, or he pushes the button, and we flatten him, get him off our backs, and we don't have to worry about it any more.


I almost agree. It's insane, but it's like the little farker who tries to bully everyone because they know no one will fight back.

What he needs is one of the principal nations of the world to basically push every button he has, taunt him into either finally just farking snapping or breaking.
 
2013-04-12 12:29:11 PM
Wasn't this how the American Civil War started? The US Army took a defensive position at Fort Sumter and the south attacked because of it. Doing so included cleaning out another fort and damaging the cannons so they couldn't be used against the army's position. I read a local history book while in SC on vacation and it's explained way differently than what I learned growing up in MI. The "War of Northern Agression" was started by a defensive posture.

Basically someone wants attention and the way to get that is lashing out for any excuse. The difference is Kim is stupidly lashing at anything that moves instead of making a stand against a single target. I hope history is able to forget he even existed instead of using him as a cautionary tale.
 
2013-04-12 01:01:14 PM
I would much rather the regime collapses, but how long have people been predicting the collapse of this regime?    Part of me hope for shiat to go off just so we can put an end to this saga and begin Korean reunification.    The images of the expressions on North Korean childrens faces when they use computers and video games for the first time should be worth it....
 
2013-04-12 01:01:18 PM
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I'll just leave this hear, because it amused me and I LOL'd.
 
2013-04-12 01:01:56 PM

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I'll just leave this hear here, because it amused me and I LOL'd.


WTF. FTFM.
 
2013-04-12 01:27:11 PM

TV's Vinnie: I WILL ATTACK YOU FOR TAKING MEASURES TO PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM WHEN I ATTACK YOU!

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thinkprogress.org
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2013-04-12 01:31:42 PM

I_C_Weener: Hofheim: From the Aritcle:

"...the communist country lashed out at Tokyo's standing orders to destroy any missile heading toward Japan, threatening such actions will result in a nuclear attack against the island nation."


Meh, not like THAT hasn't happened before.  This is yesterday's news.

Japan is to nukes what trailer parks are to tornadoes.


Here's the thing. Japan has the technology and the brains to put together several nuke-tipped missiles in about 2 weeks, maybe less.
 
2013-04-12 01:55:36 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: generallyso: There's plenty of crazy in the world, do we have to obsess over NK for the next few months?

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I like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-04-12 02:24:04 PM

Zenith: perigee: OK... I'm not "Diplomatic." But I mean, really - why are we coddling this dip?

Why not have Obama go on TV, Pee on a big picture of chubby, tell the world if Un had a dick bigger than a flea, he'd shut the fark up and push the goddamn button. Insult fatso's mother, father, grandfather and double-dog dare him to launch and be annihilated.

This chump has been playing games too long - we're on his timetable. Let's put it on ours - purt up or shut up, you pathetic worm. Then he either loses so much face he's killed, cooked and eaten by his fellow Norks, or he pushes the button, and we flatten him, get him off our backs, and we don't have to worry about it any more.

your right your no 'diplomat' but I agree with the basic spirit of your argument.


Maybe because war isn't a schoolyard fight. You'd rather see thousands of people die than tolerate a troll?
 
2013-04-12 02:29:33 PM
So Fallout 4: Old Nippon is confirmed then? I can't wait!
 
2013-04-12 02:50:54 PM

BostonEMT: you seem to think they don't have fishing trawlers that could carry Exocets or the like... and THAT ALL assumes that china isn't secretly backing them... maybe they're pissed about the money printing the US is doing - who knows... the dog may actually be off his leash...


How would that fishing trawler get out of NK waters unoticed, exactly?

IT's not like we're not, you know. PAYING ATTENTION to the country.
 
2013-04-12 02:54:16 PM
mbillips:

Maybe because war isn't a schoolyard fight. You'd rather see thousands of people die than tolerate a troll?

You're making the assumption that this situation is going to resolve itself quietly - which flies in the face of some twenty years of increasingly daffy escalation that I can remember personally. The difference between then and now is that

1) They can deliver missiles now.
2) They are - supposedly - at a point where they can make nuke warheads
3) They have gotten more insane that I thought possible
4) They have declared "Game On," and claim the right to first strike,
5) They have promised an increase in their nuclear program.

Do you want to defang the baby snake now that it's producing real venom, or do want to wait until it can really pack a whallop?

...Or are you expecting their hearts to grow ten sizes one day, and carve your roast beast for you?
 
2013-04-12 04:01:36 PM

FunkyBlue: Smashed Hat: Coiled Hot 1: MrHappyRotter: This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.

...

I read that in Brak's voice.

Everything Un says should be translated into Brak's voice for added credibility.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x245]

HIIIIII!!!! MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!


I read the "MY NAME IS" section in Schoolly D's voice
 
2013-04-12 04:19:14 PM

I_C_Weener: awalkingecho: KarmicDisaster: Japan are going to want nuclear arms too

Not very likely. It's against public policy and would be quite unfavorable. At least while there's still Hibakusha alive, it's not happening.

Yeah, and we thought the Patriot Act and giving the president the power to declare war unilaterally was never going to happen.  And then 9/11.

All it takes is one miscalculation and Japan's world view changes.


It makes you wonder who's next?
 
2013-04-12 04:22:30 PM

Katolu: JRaynor: Let me get this straight, if Best Korea fires off a missile in the direction of Japan and the Japanese destroy AN INCOMING MISSILE; it will be the Japanese that are acting as the aggressor?

wha?

This is the thought process of a bully. Or a sociopath. Or paranoid-schizophrenic. Hell, just throw the DSM V at him, most of it will stick.


Better not.  If Best Leader sees someone throw a book in his direction, he'll nuke Japan!
 
2013-04-12 08:31:50 PM

perigee: Do you want to defang the baby snake now that it's producing real venom, or do want to wait until it can really pack a whallop?


It's kind of funny though because Iraq. You remember Iraq? They supposedly had WMDs (nee oil)! And America went right on in. North Korea? Minerals? Aaah you can get those anywhere.
 
2013-04-12 08:44:35 PM
It's curious how in a month we've gone from experts in the news saying that the Norks lacked the ability to put a nuke in a missle and now all of a sudden it's possible.

I'm reminded of Iraq.
 
2013-04-12 10:57:49 PM

etherknot: perigee: Do you want to defang the baby snake now that it's producing real venom, or do want to wait until it can really pack a whallop?

It's kind of funny though because Iraq. You remember Iraq? They supposedly had WMDs (nee oil)! And America went right on in. North Korea? Minerals? Aaah you can get those anywhere.


Rare Earth metals are a bit harder to find.
 
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