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(Yonhap News (Korea))   BK launch day 3: Lil Kim announces Japan must be attacked because it deployed a missile defense system. Though to be fair, he accidentally ated his logic textbook before reading it   (english.yonhapnews.co.kr) divider line 179
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2013-04-12 08:28:30 AM
ok now this is getting boring. hes just trying to show hes as crazy as his dad.

only a lil chunkier
 
2013-04-12 08:28:53 AM
It's a well-known rule that it's two for flinching.
 
2013-04-12 08:29:18 AM
yaaawwwwwwnnn.
 
2013-04-12 08:29:28 AM
Little Un...if you've had it erect for more than 4 hours, you may want to see a doctor.

/you may want to see one anyway
 
2013-04-12 08:30:15 AM
North Korea is so last week.
 
2013-04-12 08:30:23 AM
dex3703.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-12 08:32:09 AM
only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.
 
2013-04-12 08:32:29 AM
I get it now, he's upset about KFC's move to boneless original recipe, he prefers the bones because of the flavor and extra grissel
 
2013-04-12 08:32:38 AM
Nobody's talking about the dirty bomb already set up for him to light the fuse. I'm talking about that big, juicy stack of depleted fuel rods at Fukushima. Nail that area with several conventional rockets and the pools rupture, the stacks fall to the ground, and then they catch on fire. There's enough there to put us back to the bronze age, according to some nuclear physicists.
 
2013-04-12 08:33:02 AM
This is going full retard now

Japan! If you shoot down our missile that we are shooting at you, we will shoot missiles at you!

You look like completely toothless dipshiats, and you lost all your street cred with this bullshiat.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-12 08:36:46 AM

funktilious_j: only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.


Pentagon's saying that they actually might have nuclear ICBM capabilities (TwinCities.com).  Accuracy is, historically, a problem for 'em, but they might just have the technology to send such a missile.
 
2013-04-12 08:37:09 AM
Can't we just send some delegates over ther to discuss this situation with him in person?

Gather up some volunteers from 4chan.

"I will wipe America off the map!"

"Doooooooeeeeeeeet!"
 
2013-04-12 08:37:20 AM

socodog: There's enough there to put us back to the bronze age, according to some nuclear physicists.

 
2013-04-12 08:37:23 AM

stevarooni: funktilious_j: only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.

Pentagon's saying that they actually might have nuclear ICBM capabilities (TwinCities.com).  Accuracy is, historically, a problem for 'em, but they might just have the technology to send such a missile.


You don't need an ICBM to hit Japan. At all.
 
2013-04-12 08:37:41 AM
Will someone send him a white Persian cat already so that at least he can complete the look of a James Bond villain?
 
2013-04-12 08:38:02 AM
Dont shoot down our missiles that we launch at you..... or we will launch missiles at you?

4funz.com
 
2013-04-12 08:39:06 AM

awalkingecho: stevarooni: funktilious_j: only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.

Pentagon's saying that they actually might have nuclear ICBM capabilities (TwinCities.com).  Accuracy is, historically, a problem for 'em, but they might just have the technology to send such a missile.

You don't need an ICBM to hit Japan. At all.


A B29 could do it.  Does Un have one of those?
 
2013-04-12 08:40:32 AM
Maybe Kim is in fact being incredibly noble, aiming for a massive war where he and his henchmen are killed and the country leveled, and then a huge pan-Asian rebuilding fund makes Best Korea totally shiney and new?

You never know.
 
2013-04-12 08:40:47 AM
All this bluster is some sort of kooky celebration of Kim Il-sung's birthday which is Monday. They may actually shoot off their missile, but nothing will happen and shiat will die down next week.

*yawn*
 
2013-04-12 08:41:35 AM
Let me get this straight, if Best Korea fires off a missile in the direction of Japan and the Japanese destroy AN INCOMING MISSILE; it will be the Japanese that are acting as the aggressor?

wha?
 
2013-04-12 08:41:39 AM
This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.
 
2013-04-12 08:41:51 AM

Stoj: I will wipe America off the map!"
;




Pics or it didnt happen.
 
2013-04-12 08:42:13 AM

The Googles Do Nothing: A B29 could do it.  Does Un have one of those?


Point being, an ICBM would overshoot Japan. It would be nigh impossible for it to have such a short trajectory without bending back inward on itself and destroying itself on re-entry.
 
2013-04-12 08:42:16 AM
Stupid Subby, there aint no such word as "ated" you meant to say he "eatedid" his logic book.

/the more you know.
 
2013-04-12 08:44:42 AM

MrHappyRotter: This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.

I read that in Brak's voice.
 
2013-04-12 08:45:29 AM
There's plenty of crazy in the world, do we have to obsess over NK for the next few months?
 
2013-04-12 08:45:31 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: It's a well-known rule that it's two for flinching.


Hahaha
 
2013-04-12 08:45:37 AM
Confucious say: "Paper Tiger beat nothing but Rock Lobster."
 
2013-04-12 08:46:12 AM
OK lil-Un, you have shown the world you plume, now cut the crap and show us your willie, or STFU and go back to playing video games and eating Doritos in your mom's basement.
 
2013-04-12 08:46:19 AM

The Googles Do Nothing: awalkingecho: stevarooni: funktilious_j: only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.

Pentagon's saying that they actually might have nuclear ICBM capabilities (TwinCities.com).  Accuracy is, historically, a problem for 'em, but they might just have the technology to send such a missile.

You don't need an ICBM to hit Japan. At all.

A B29 could do it.  Does Un have one of those?


A B-29 mention, in connection to Korea? Dammit now I want to go home and watch the "Quo Vaids, Captain Chandler?" episode of M*A*S*H again.

/Bless you, Walter
 
2013-04-12 08:46:29 AM
I think this would be good for Japan, they've been all depressed since they lost that last war.  Beating up on someone smaller would do wonders for their psyche.
 
2013-04-12 08:46:34 AM

The Googles Do Nothing: awalkingecho: stevarooni: funktilious_j: only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.

Pentagon's saying that they actually might have nuclear ICBM capabilities (TwinCities.com).  Accuracy is, historically, a problem for 'em, but they might just have the technology to send such a missile.

You don't need an ICBM to hit Japan. At all.

A B29 could do it.  Does Un have one of those?


It would be killer if he named it after his mother.
 
2013-04-12 08:46:48 AM
Here's a fresh idea:
1. Take a small, uninhabited island in the Pacific, within easy striking distance from Korea
2. Populate it with dummy housing and mannequins left over from post-WWII nuke testing
3. Tell NK "This is a US "military base".  Any time you feel the need to impress your generals or your people, feel free to bomb the crap out of it." (We'll call this island "Lil Kim's Sandbox")
4. Sit back and repeat as necessary until the NK regime crumbles from within

Seems like a very cheap and safe solution to me.

(reposting because the admins killed the original thread it was in)
 
2013-04-12 08:47:44 AM
i266.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-12 08:48:48 AM

Coiled Hot 1: MrHappyRotter: This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends.  Some leader started threatening not knowing what it was.  And he'll continue threatening forever just because this is the threat that doesn't end.
I read that in Brak's voice.


I had to stop and think for ten seconds about who This Brak was you were mentioning.

Then I realized that I too had already read it in Brak's voice.

/beans!!
 
2013-04-12 08:49:11 AM

JRaynor: Let me get this straight, if Best Korea fires off a missile in the direction of Japan and the Japanese destroy AN INCOMING MISSILE; it will be the Japanese that are acting as the aggressor?

wha?


Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
 
2013-04-12 08:50:34 AM
From the Aritcle:

"...the communist country lashed out at Tokyo's standing orders to destroy any missile heading toward Japan, threatening such actions will result in a nuclear attack against the island nation."


Meh, not like THAT hasn't happened before.  This is yesterday's news.
 
2013-04-12 08:51:27 AM
Point02GPA:

A B29 could do it.  Does Un have one of those?

It would be killer if he named it after his mother.


Didn't Un spring miraculously from his father's loins?  A Virgin Birth?
 
2013-04-12 08:51:44 AM
I'm a little despot, short and stout
These are my missiles, this is my pout
When I want attention, here me shout
I make the whole world live in doubt
 
2013-04-12 08:51:50 AM

awalkingecho: Confucious say: "Paper Tiger beat nothing but Rock Lobster."


Gotcha covered...

dopejams.net
 
2013-04-12 08:53:22 AM

etherknot: awalkingecho: Confucious say: "Paper Tiger beat nothing but Rock Lobster."

Gotcha covered...

[dopejams.net image 300x300]


Groovy... you saved me a trip. From where I'm at it's fifteen miles to the Love Shack to get one.
 
2013-04-12 08:53:25 AM

Hofheim: From the Aritcle:

"...the communist country lashed out at Tokyo's standing orders to destroy any missile heading toward Japan, threatening such actions will result in a nuclear attack against the island nation."


Meh, not like THAT hasn't happened before.  This is yesterday's news.


Japan is to nukes what trailer parks are to tornadoes.
 
2013-04-12 08:54:19 AM

awalkingecho: stevarooni: funktilious_j: only way they are hitting Japan with a nuke is if they put it on a boat and drive it onshore. But the boat will probably sink halfway there.

Pentagon's saying that they actually might have nuclear ICBM capabilities (TwinCities.com).  Accuracy is, historically, a problem for 'em, but they might just have the technology to send such a missile.

You don't need an ICBM to hit Japan. At all.


Well that depends on where you launch it from, now doesn't it?
 
2013-04-12 08:56:01 AM

Bisu: Well that depends on where you launch it from, now doesn't it?


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-04-12 08:56:17 AM
Oh, fatty's birthday is coming up?  That explains everything.  No, really, it does.  What better way to celebrate NEW GLORIOUS LEADER's ascension than by making the world collectively shiat its pants as a birthday present.
 
2013-04-12 08:57:57 AM
Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes should be required reading.  Doubly so for any leader in charge of nuclear weapons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadako_and_the_Thousand_Paper_Cranes
 
2013-04-12 08:57:59 AM

I_C_Weener: JRaynor: Let me get this straight, if Best Korea fires off a missile in the direction of Japan and the Japanese destroy AN INCOMING MISSILE; it will be the Japanese that are acting as the aggressor?

wha?

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.


Hey thanks for the TF!
 
2013-04-12 08:58:53 AM

Coiled Hot 1: MrHappyRotter: This is the threat that doesn't end.  Yes it goes on and on my friends.

...

I read that in Brak's voice.


Everything Un says should be translated into Brak's voice for added credibility.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-12 08:59:48 AM

ransack.: I_C_Weener: JRaynor: Let me get this straight, if Best Korea fires off a missile in the direction of Japan and the Japanese destroy AN INCOMING MISSILE; it will be the Japanese that are acting as the aggressor?

wha?

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.

Hey thanks for the TF!


You are welcome. Enjoy Total Fark Discussion too
 
2013-04-12 09:00:23 AM

Lexx: Oh, fatty's birthday is coming up?  That explains everything.  No, really, it does.  What better way to celebrate NEW GLORIOUS LEADER's ascension than by making the world collectively shiat its pants as a birthday present.


No, it's his grandfather's birthday.
 
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