Alonjar: Good farking luck shooting an elephant without ammunition specifically designed for it though. I once read a first hand story of a guy who was a British colonial guard in India who had to try to put down a rampaging elephant. He kept shooting it in the head and at the heart with standard rifle rounds over and over at point blank and the damn thing just wouldnt die.
zookrew: There are no legal ramifications to shooting an elephant in your SUV as long as you cite the "Sanity Clause" to the party of the first part.
Patronick313: I shot a moose once..
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