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(Politico)   John McCain calls Dear Leader a "Clown." Dear Leader asks if that means he gets more cake   (politico.com) divider line 9
    More: Interesting, John McCain, Greta Van Susteren  
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2013-04-12 10:18:47 AM  
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How do you solve a problem like Dear Leader?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

How do you find the word that means Dear Leader?

A flibbertigibbet, a willow the wisp, a clown .
2013-04-12 10:03:44 AM  
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bullmurph.com
2013-04-12 08:41:29 AM  
2 votes:
The Old Man and the Flea
2013-04-12 10:20:21 AM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost


Fark you. My mom lives in Anchorage.
2013-04-12 10:06:08 AM  
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abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost


Not everyone in Alaska was a Sarah Palin fan.

So quit being a dick.
2013-04-12 10:02:23 AM  
1 votes:
The second half of the article blames Obama, because.
2013-04-12 09:27:24 AM  
1 votes:

UberDave: vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

Wow.  It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

...That is if it doesn't run into the back of Putin's giant floating head.


Which leads to the question:  Why didn't Sarah Palin see this coming?  Giant floating head must have obstructed her view.
2013-04-12 09:23:03 AM  
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vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?


Wow.  It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

...That is if it doesn't run into the back of Putin's giant floating head.
2013-04-12 09:04:21 AM  
1 votes:
While I agree with his assessment of Fatty, am I the only one who has noticed old 'Crash' McCain is getting derpier and derpier in recent months? I think the dementia is getting worse.
 
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