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(Politico)   John McCain calls Dear Leader a "Clown." Dear Leader asks if that means he gets more cake   (politico.com) divider line 46
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2013-04-12 08:41:29 AM
The Old Man and the Flea
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 09:01:33 AM
Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

And why was the first one named no-dong?

i.i.com.com
 
2013-04-12 09:04:21 AM
While I agree with his assessment of Fatty, am I the only one who has noticed old 'Crash' McCain is getting derpier and derpier in recent months? I think the dementia is getting worse.
 
2013-04-12 09:23:03 AM

vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?


Wow.  It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

...That is if it doesn't run into the back of Putin's giant floating head.
 
2013-04-12 09:27:24 AM

UberDave: vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

Wow.  It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

...That is if it doesn't run into the back of Putin's giant floating head.


Which leads to the question:  Why didn't Sarah Palin see this coming?  Giant floating head must have obstructed her view.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 09:28:22 AM

vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

And why was the first one named no-dong?

[i.i.com.com image 620x491]


I never thought about how far their missiles could reach into Russia. It would be better than reality tv to watch what would happen if Tubby McBluffalot were to threaten to lob a missile over Moscow.

/ My guess is that Putin would grab him by the scruff of the neck and make him his little biatch like they were PMITA prison cellmates
 
2013-04-12 09:59:24 AM

UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.


And nothing of value will be lost
 
2013-04-12 10:01:02 AM

Pud: vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

And why was the first one named no-dong?

[i.i.com.com image 620x491]

I never thought about how far their missiles could reach into Russia. It would be better than reality tv to watch what would happen if Tubby McBluffalot were to threaten to lob a missile over Moscow.

/ My guess is that Putin would grab him by the scruff of the neck and make him his little biatch like they were PMITA prison cellmates


Heh, Tubby McBluffalot.  Nice.
 
2013-04-12 10:02:23 AM
The second half of the article blames Obama, because.
 
2013-04-12 10:03:12 AM
Well, he would know...
 
2013-04-12 10:03:22 AM

UberDave: vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

Wow.  It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

...That is if it doesn't run into the back of Putin's giant floating head.


I'm no linguist, but is Taepodong really pronounced "type-o-dong"?
 
2013-04-12 10:03:44 AM
bullmurph.com
 
2013-04-12 10:04:21 AM

blatz514: Pud: vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

And why was the first one named no-dong?

[i.i.com.com image 620x491]

I never thought about how far their missiles could reach into Russia. It would be better than reality tv to watch what would happen if Tubby McBluffalot were to threaten to lob a missile over Moscow.

/ My guess is that Putin would grab him by the scruff of the neck and make him his little biatch like they were PMITA prison cellmates

Heh, Tubby McBluffalot.  Nice.


Right?  Tubby McBluffalot.  Rolls of the tongue.
 
2013-04-12 10:06:08 AM

abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost


Not everyone in Alaska was a Sarah Palin fan.

So quit being a dick.
 
2013-04-12 10:08:30 AM

vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

And why was the first one named no-dong?

[i.i.com.com image 620x491]


I'll see your pic and raise you one that isn't omitting something.

resources1.news.com.au
 
2013-04-12 10:18:47 AM
How do you solve a problem like Dear Leader?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

How do you find the word that means Dear Leader?

A flibbertigibbet, a willow the wisp, a clown .
 
2013-04-12 10:20:21 AM

abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost


Fark you. My mom lives in Anchorage.
 
2013-04-12 10:23:04 AM

Whatthefark: abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost

Fark you. My mom lives in Anchorage.


Miss Tessmacher?
 
2013-04-12 10:33:13 AM
Well he does have big shoes to fill...
 
2013-04-12 10:37:17 AM
cache.desktopnexus.com

/too soon?
 
2013-04-12 10:39:55 AM

Whatthefark: abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost

Fark you. My mom lives in Anchorage.


She's now qualified to have the US nuclear launch codes.

/sorry, I'm Canadian, I just thought that living in Alaska meant you were VP material
//fatty won't do sh*t
 
2013-04-12 10:47:01 AM
"This guy [Kim] is a clown. He's a fool, so was his father and so was his grandfather. But they do have nuclear weapons. they do have missiles... in caves is artillery which can be fired before we can take them out," McCain said on Fox News.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/john-mccain-north-korea-kim-jong -un-89987.html#ixzz2QGCurvBa">http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/j ohn-mccain-north-korea-kim-jong -un-89987.html#ixzz2QGCurvBa
Awwww no you don't you old bastard. We're not falling for that one again.


/Some of us didn't the first time.
 
2013-04-12 10:48:58 AM
John McClane would have already taken this punk out, then say the funny line.
 
2013-04-12 10:50:56 AM

Raider_dad: How do you solve a problem like Dear Leader?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

How do you find the word that means Dear Leader?

A flibbertigibbet, a willow the wisp, a clown .


will o' the wisp.

/still lol'd
 
2013-04-12 10:52:20 AM
Shut up, John.
 
2013-04-12 10:54:52 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: "This guy [Kim] is a clown. He's a fool, so was his father and so was his grandfather. But they do have nuclear weapons. they do have missiles... in caves is artillery which can be fired before we can take them out," McCain said on Fox News.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/john-mccain-north-korea-kim-jong -un-89987.html#ixzz2QGCurvBa">http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/j ohn-mccain-north-korea-kim-jong -un-89987.html#ixzz2QGCurvBa
Awwww no you don't you old bastard. We're not falling for that one again.


/Some of us didn't the first time.


WE'RE LIVING UNDER A MUSHROOM CLOUD OF TERROR*, LIBTARD, WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA???

/* "Mushroom cloud of terror" is just a commonly used figure of speech, and should not be taken as alluding to North Korea having nuclear capabilities.
 
2013-04-12 11:00:12 AM
Them Ko-reens just gonna break his arms again.
 
2013-04-12 11:01:32 AM

Whatthefark: Fark you. My mom lives in Anchorage.


i1168.photobucket.com

Not any more.

/just couldn't help myself
 
2013-04-12 11:01:44 AM

vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

And why was the first one named no-dong?

[i.i.com.com image 620x491]


They're named that way because launching any of them would be a dick move.
 
2013-04-12 11:03:14 AM

Diogenes: Whatthefark: abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost

Fark you. My mom lives in Anchorage.

Miss Tessmacher?


Oh fraggitall...how the fark did I miss this????

/oh well....
//shakes tiny fist for beating me to the punch
 
2013-04-12 11:08:19 AM

ristst: Diogenes: Whatthefark: abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost

Fark you. My mom lives in Anchorage.

Miss Tessmacher?

Oh fraggitall...how the fark did I miss this????

/oh well....
//shakes tiny fist for beating me to the punch


You did it with more style ;-)
 
2013-04-12 11:18:26 AM
We need more offensive spending.
 
2013-04-12 11:18:53 AM
                             i812.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-12 11:35:24 AM
assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-04-12 11:40:37 AM
To be fair, he does have firsthand knowledge of clowns.

whitenoiseinsanity.com
 
2013-04-12 11:47:31 AM
"This guy [Kim] is a clown."

Does he amuse you?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-12 11:54:49 AM

fruitloop: UberDave: vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

Wow.  It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

...That is if it doesn't run into the back of Putin's giant floating head.

I'm no linguist, but is Taepodong really pronounced "type-o-dong"?


Definitely...if you want to make a dick joke.
 
2013-04-12 11:56:28 AM

abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost


Hey, fark you, you basement dwelling retard! Alaska is awesome! Suck it Texas!
 
2013-04-12 11:59:12 AM
FREETOMATO
I don't know why, but that pic got me all randy

...you bastard...
 
2013-04-12 11:59:23 AM

vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

And why was the first one named no-dong?


I like how they can't even reach Australia

/also, the guy's got a little man simplex
//I was talking about McCain, but Kim has it too
 
2013-04-12 12:01:32 PM

Richard C Stanford: abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost

Hey, fark you, you basement dwelling retard! Alaska is awesome! Suck it Texas!


I'm still trying to figure out why Austin is on the primary target list.  Maybe Unny really really hates mediocre barbeque.  If he were to threaten to nuke Llano I would be worried.
 
2013-04-12 12:15:56 PM

No Time To Explain: vpb: Have you ever noticed that Little Fatty names all his missiles after his dong?

And why was the first one named no-dong?

I like how they can't even reach Australia

/also, the guy's got a little man simplex
//I was talking about McCain, but Kim has it too


Is that little man simplex 1, or little man simplex 2?  Which one is the kind that you get on your mouth, but not your genitals?
 
2013-04-12 12:27:35 PM

Richard C Stanford: abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost

Hey, fark you, you basement dwelling retard! Alaska is awesome! Suck it Texas!



That was abhorrent1 that posted that, not me.  He/She is from Illinois.

But you can still hate on Texas....we're used to it.

/And the water table is too high for a basement around here.
 
2013-04-12 12:45:00 PM
Use to respect him, till he sold out to the fundies to get nomination.
 
2013-04-12 01:44:52 PM

freetomato: To be fair, he does have firsthand knowledge of clowns.

[whitenoiseinsanity.com image 321x500]


A few things:
1. I agree
2. Nice photo shop job.
3. I hate clowns.
4. Clowns deserve better treatment than this.
 
2013-04-12 02:22:59 PM

Richard C Stanford: abhorrent1: UberDave: Wow. It looks like the type-of-dong 4 could hit Alaska.

And nothing of value will be lost

Hey, fark you, you basement dwelling retard! Alaska is awesome! Suck it Texas!


I'm not from Texas. They can go too as far as I'm concerned. Actually, I'd rather keep Alaska and sacrifice Texas.
And I'm in my basement right now. so getting a kick etc.
 
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