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(WTKR)   You know it's a bad day when two people armed with a shotgun and a tire iron steal the $350 you needed to pay bills, and you don't even have a shirt to wear when the local news interviews you about it   (wtkr.com) divider line 27
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2013-04-12 09:09:01 AM  
illegal weapon criminal guns AK-15 Second Amendment open carry If I'd been there why if he'd had a gun too defend family  HERP
 
2013-04-12 09:09:38 AM  
It's Virginia. Men don't wear a shirt there unless they're dressing up to go someplace fancy like Wal mart.
 
2013-04-12 09:11:16 AM  
Sounds like a completely random attack. I always go after the poorest people around when I'm mugging people for cash.
 
2013-04-12 09:12:21 AM  
Ain't nobody got time for that
 
2013-04-12 09:13:09 AM  
"You know it's a bad day when two people armed with a shotgun and a tire iron steal the $350 you needed to pay bills buy crack, and you don't even have a shirt to wear when the local news interviews you about it"
 
2013-04-12 09:15:07 AM  
Virginia is for Lovers: being challenged
 
2013-04-12 09:16:03 AM  
So sad. And he was only one day from retirement.
 
2013-04-12 09:18:58 AM  
Somebody already stole his dentist money, I guess.
 
2013-04-12 09:20:12 AM  
I wonder if there is a correlation between IQ, yearly income, and likelihood to be seen without your shirt on, for men.

Outside of Hollywood or rock stars or life guards.
 
2013-04-12 09:24:32 AM  
I wuz skayd
 
2013-04-12 09:26:47 AM  
They HAD to steal that money because the white man has been keeping them down, something, something, reparations.
 
2013-04-12 09:36:37 AM  
...Subby doesn't think the guy has a right to bare arms?
 
2013-04-12 09:44:14 AM  
Now, I know that to you, I'm just a poor light-skinned gardener who can't even afford a shirt, but I love me some jesus and I love me some you!
 
2013-04-12 09:45:48 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Complete with subtitles!


much appreciated subtitles. It's been a while since I had to speak the Virginia Cracker dialect.
 
2013-04-12 09:59:35 AM  
You know it's true because at 9:30PM at night, I am always out, walking around with 350 bucks in my pocket.  It couldn't be that I lost it all gambling or buying drugs or anything like that, no sir.  And I had to tell my wife SUMPIN', nowutimean?
 
2013-04-12 10:03:42 AM  
"Please be Jennifer Lawrence. Please be Jennifer Lawrence. Please be Jennifer Lawrence. "
 
2013-04-12 10:07:33 AM  

willfullyobscure: illegal weapon criminal guns AK-15 Second Amendment open carry If I'd been there why if he'd had a gun too defend family  HERP


Silly, silly silly.  This man is the real target for gun bans.  Obama wants to keep the 'weapons of war' off of the 'streets'  What does he mean by 'streets'?  I know!  Keep EBRs out of the ghettos because folks in the poor part of town cannot be trusted with their own means of self defense...yea!

/...like they should really, really trust the cops for protection.
 
2013-04-12 10:10:36 AM  
Next time I level up, my points go to Melee and I'm taking Shotgun Surgeon as a perk.
 
2013-04-12 10:13:10 AM  
Did any of you get the pre-movie entertainment of the Butt God moment?

/What was your Butt God moment?
 
2013-04-12 10:46:49 AM  
To be fair, he probably could have fought off one armed people.
 
2013-04-12 11:19:26 AM  
farking autoplay ads, I don't care how damn good the story is, an ad ambush immediately gets closed.  farking assholes
 
2013-04-12 11:28:56 AM  
all I know is that I need to get my CCW pistol ASAP...  If I am ever mugged I think i am a dead man anyways because I am perpetually broke and can only offer the assailants an orange-leaf discount card.
 
2013-04-12 11:36:40 AM  
Poor people can't afford guns; so they don't get any. Thus, they can't defend themselves (unless they are part Jackie Chan) when people break in. If the dems had their way; you wouldn't be able to defend yourself at all ( even if you are part Jackie Chan).
 
2013-04-12 11:37:12 AM  
He needs to ask this lady to watch his back for him the future.
 
2013-04-12 01:10:59 PM  
He is a perfect representative of Suffolk
 
2013-04-12 02:10:37 PM  
He has

Sofa_king_kewl: He is a perfect representative of Suffolk


He has too many teeth to be a Suffolk native.
 
2013-04-13 05:45:55 AM  
99.9 percent of Americans do not know what a 'tire iron' is. The Author is included
 
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