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(Bangor Daily News)   If you're planning on attending this year's Chickenfest in Maine, you better run run run run run run run away   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 37
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2013-04-12 08:48:41 AM
Though area law enforcement officials had been aware of the event for years, an unrelated suicide that occurred during last year's Chickenfest put the event front and center because, in large part, it brought law enforcement officials to the scene.

blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2013-04-12 09:00:57 AM

Sybarite: Though area law enforcement officials had been aware of the event for years, an unrelated suicide that occurred during last year's Chickenfest put the event front and center because, in large part, it brought law enforcement officials to the scene.

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The mud eating contest just isn't going to be the same.
 
2013-04-12 09:12:34 AM
Is this a Talking Heads reference? I don't get it.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 09:17:38 AM
show me

Maybe a reference to the the parody "Psycho Chicken." Maybe not.
 
2013-04-12 09:30:08 AM

ZAZ: show me

Maybe a reference to the the parody "Psycho Chicken." Maybe not.


Actually, that had crossed my mind, but I thought that was so obscure nobody had heard about it. Once again underestimating the Knowledge of Fark.
 
2013-04-12 09:48:48 AM

show me: Is this a Talking Heads reference? I don't get it.


The chickenfest has a Psycho Killer?   Yeah, I'm not sure what subby was going for here either.
 
2013-04-12 09:57:58 AM

dletter: show me: Is this a Talking Heads reference? I don't get it.

The chickenfest has a Psycho Killer?   Yeah, I'm not sure what subby was going for here either.


qu'est que c'est?

I'm all in for Chickfest.
 
2013-04-12 10:21:05 AM
Bangor Chicken Fest? I barely knew her.
 
2013-04-12 10:21:13 AM
♪ Bok bok bok BOK bok bok bok bok BOK bok ♫
 
2013-04-12 10:22:03 AM

I_Am_Weasel: dletter: show me: Is this a Talking Heads reference? I don't get it.

The chickenfest has a Psycho Killer?   Yeah, I'm not sure what subby was going for here either.

qu'est que c'est?


bak bak bak bak, bak bak bak bak bak baaak bak?
 
2013-04-12 10:22:11 AM

dletter: show me: Is this a Talking Heads reference? I don't get it.

The chickenfest has a Psycho Killer?   Yeah, I'm not sure what subby was going for here either.


It's an inside joke between subby and the modmins.  Something to do with last year's rape tower and some unsolicited male-on-male chicken-heading.
 
2013-04-12 10:22:19 AM
Chickenfest has earned a reputation for underage and excess drinking, drug use and sexual activity

There's absolutely no good that can come of this. Absolutely nothing," Maine State Police Lt. Wesley Hussey said about the event.


That's not what I remember about underage and excess drinking, drug use, and sexual activity.
 
2013-04-12 10:22:33 AM
police are angry because they were not invited to fun frolics in their youth. nothing to do with their personalities and psychological makeup.

I can't seem to face up to the facts / I'm tense and nervous and I Can't relax / I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire / Don't touch me I'm a real live wire
 
2013-04-12 10:23:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZabXMkCe3Mg">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=ZabXMkCe3Mg
 
2013-04-12 10:23:58 AM
Knows all about Chickenfest:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-12 10:25:05 AM
I can't seem to face up to the facts,
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax,
This Colonel Sander's job is getting me down,
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town

A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee

I don't know just what to do,
He's got a grudge against Frank Perdue,
He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything,
I plucked him once! Why pluck him again?

A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh aye aye ayee

Colonel Sanders wants to cook his goose,
But psycho chicken still on the loose,

They caught him down in O-hi-o,
They cut off his head and they put him in the oven,
They put him in a box right next to a roll,
Put some cole slaw round his legs and someone took him home,
Ate him for lunch and it tasted real fine,
But the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind!

Psycho chicken
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh
A psycho chicken

Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye aye ayeee.
 
2013-04-12 10:30:01 AM
Booze, sex and drugs in an out of the way place, you would think Maine Tourism would be giving them funding
 
2013-04-12 10:32:45 AM

Cheron: Booze, sex and drugs in an out of the way place, you would think Maine Tourism would be giving them funding


I was about to say that this sounds like your average campus party. They don't have universities in Maine?

The things I learn on Fark . . .
 
2013-04-12 10:34:16 AM

jake_lex: Sybarite: Though area law enforcement officials had been aware of the event for years, an unrelated suicide that occurred during last year's Chickenfest put the event front and center because, in large part, it brought law enforcement officials to the scene.

[blogs.villagevoice.com image 550x288]

The mud eating contest just isn't going to be the same.


The entire third season of Facts of Life.
 
2013-04-12 10:35:46 AM
Talking Heads gif thread?!?
 
2013-04-12 10:37:52 AM
lparchive.org
 
2013-04-12 10:41:04 AM
Unauthorized fun? The sheep are having their OWN parties? This shall not stand!
 
2013-04-12 10:41:28 AM
Run run run run runaway

/I wah wah wah wah wonder
 
2013-04-12 10:56:37 AM

OldManDownDRoad: Cheron: Booze, sex and drugs in an out of the way place, you would think Maine Tourism would be giving them funding

I was about to say that this sounds like your average campus party. They don't have universities in Maine?

The things I learn on Fark . . .


I think there are perfectly good parties going on at UMO. Chickenfest started out as a low-grade burning man hipster thing and was rapidly taken over by weird vagrants, creepy drop-outs and unattractive sleazy high school kids. It's dark in the woods.

On an unrelated note, I just found out about this dude.
 
2013-04-12 11:12:56 AM
In related news, chickenfest attendance expected to increase tenfold this year.
 
2013-04-12 11:15:44 AM
del shannon attacked a cuocco, is what i get from the headline
 
2013-04-12 11:16:56 AM
Comes to mind:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-12 11:18:25 AM
cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-04-12 11:18:57 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Run run run run runaway

/I wah wah wah wah wonder


Fano: del shannon attacked a cuocco, is what i get from the headline


These

/My lawn: off it.
 
2013-04-12 11:22:22 AM
So they had a meeting of the U.D.E.T.F.P.P.C.
 
2013-04-12 11:34:33 AM
If they would have cleaned up after themselves in prior years, it would be much less of an issue now.

Who wants to find glass, cans, litter and used condoms all over their land?

We always went back the next day and cleaned up and the cops never hassled us.  Although that was way back when DWI was encouraged (or at least tolerated) as opposed to being prohibited.
 
2013-04-12 11:37:31 AM
FTFA
"Chickenfest has earned a reputation for underage and excess drinking, drug use and sexual activity "

 Back in my day we didnt have any special ,secret name for it. We just called it

"college"

/GTFO my lawn...
 
2013-04-12 12:54:42 PM

listernine: In related news, chickenfest attendance expected to increase tenfold this year.


^^ Exactly
 
2013-04-12 01:00:58 PM

The Fifth Dentist: FTFA
"Chickenfest has earned a reputation for underage and excess drinking, drug use and sexual activity "

Back in my day we didnt have any special ,secret name for it. We just called it

"college" "high school"

/GTFO my lawn...


FTFY. And this is MY lawn.
 
2013-04-12 02:18:32 PM
See that chameleon lying there in the sun
 
2013-04-12 02:36:52 PM
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-breath-
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! ! ! !!!!
chicken fest was huge even before i was telling kids to get off my lawn.
it was the greatest annual event for um0 students.  think about it 10,000 students who have cabin fever for the last
6 months.  the weather's finally above freezing, time to get nekid and partyyyyyyyyyy!
 
2013-04-12 02:56:11 PM
He bravely ran away, away...

I'm the only person who was reminded of Monty Python?

/I am dissapoint
 
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