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(ABC News)   Mike Tyson is now a vegan, will now only bite opponents who have cauliflower ears   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
    More: Strange, Mike Tyson, cauliflower ears, snacks, Iron Mike, professional boxings, Evander Holyfield, Ann Curry  
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2013-04-12 06:09:08 AM  
Haa
 
2013-04-12 06:10:24 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

And of course, this one
 
2013-04-12 06:25:13 AM  
*badum ching*
 
2013-04-12 10:28:23 AM  
Subby you got a chuckle out of me.
 
2013-04-12 05:02:27 PM  
Niiiice, subby.
 
2013-04-12 05:05:16 PM  
Very nice.
 
2013-04-12 05:07:40 PM  
his style may still be impetuous and his defenseremains impregnable, but no longer does he want to eat children i guess
 
2013-04-12 05:09:38 PM  
Say what you like about Mike's past, but the man has managed to turn his life around in all the ways that matter.
 
2013-04-12 05:15:41 PM  
It's nice to see him turning things around. Hopefully his kids will have fewer hangups.

/So sorry...
 
2013-04-12 05:16:54 PM  
Did you hear about the vegan zombies?  They stagger around moaning, "Grains!"

/Made a vegan lady friend laugh with that one.
 
2013-04-12 05:23:04 PM  
This should make the headlines of the week!
 
2013-04-12 05:25:21 PM  
I always wondered what happened to Seal after Heidi Klum dumped him.
 
2013-04-12 05:40:47 PM  
I guffawed
 
2013-04-12 05:42:03 PM  
One of the Headlines of the Week for sure.
 
2013-04-12 05:43:45 PM  
nowkith.com
Always the animal lover.
 
2013-04-12 05:46:31 PM  
He insists on getting paid in greenbacks!
 
2013-04-12 05:54:59 PM  
He should eat plenty of nuts. Really?
 
2013-04-12 06:30:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-12 06:46:44 PM  
Hah, good one, subby!!!
 
2013-04-12 06:50:57 PM  
That is a gorgeous headline.
 
2013-04-12 07:12:47 PM  
Well, his frozen chicken was pretty terrible.
 
2013-04-12 07:14:06 PM  
i just want to hear him say 'cauliflower ear'.
 
2013-04-12 07:26:51 PM  
Remember when famous people in the 80s still acted like it was the 80s?

/Then again we would have a whole lot of dead celebrities on our hands.
 
2013-04-12 07:47:54 PM  
His greatest quote to his opponent at a pre-fight media session
"I'll stomp on your testicles, eat your children, and fark you til you love me".
 
2013-04-12 11:33:58 PM  

laid back w/bud light: His greatest quote to his opponent at a pre-fight media session
"I'll stomp on your testicles, eat your children, and fark you til you love me".


That was right before Lewis knocked his arse into next week.

/and he ran form a 40 year old Foreman.
//so sad
 
2013-04-13 12:30:21 PM  

laid back w/bud light: His greatest quote to his opponent at a pre-fight media session
"I'll stomp on your testicles, eat your children, and fark you til you love me".


I'm pretty confident that is a combination of several quotes. He said I'll fark you til you love me to a person in the audience.
 
2013-04-13 03:58:59 PM  
It's still a great quote.
 
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