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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)   Indiana dentist pulls out all of man's teeth without his permission. Patient sues for pain, suffering, the cost of moving to Alabama where no one will notice   (myfox8.com) divider line 79
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2013-04-12 08:54:55 AM  
www.alicia-logic.com
 
2013-04-12 09:37:42 AM  
I just started watching Justified so I am getting a kick...
 
2013-04-12 09:44:32 AM  
mediamikes.com

Approves
 
2013-04-12 10:22:18 AM  
mojoimage.com
 
2013-04-12 10:27:41 AM  
So the dude had meth mouth
 
2013-04-12 10:28:32 AM  
Is it safe?
 
2013-04-12 10:28:56 AM  
Subby is confusing Alabama with Arkansas.  Why is Alabama always the go to state when one of you big city yankee liberals wanna slam the south?  Mississippi is statistically more farked up than Alabama.  Maybe it's the NCAA championship envy or something.  I don't know.
 
2013-04-12 10:33:14 AM  
The sign did say "low cost extractions." I'd say he got his moneys worth.

/currently visiting Indiana
//flying back to Korea in the morning
 
2013-04-12 10:34:39 AM  
Roll Tide.
 
2013-04-12 10:35:19 AM  

Farce-Side: Subby is confusing Alabama with Arkansas.  Why is Alabama always the go to state when one of you big city yankee liberals wanna slam the south?  Mississippi is statistically more farked up than Alabama.  Maybe it's the NCAA championship envy or something.  I don't know.


As a big-city yankee liberal I have to ask, what is this NCAA Championship you speak of?  Is that like the Grey Cup?
 
2013-04-12 10:36:48 AM  
There's a lot of Indiana where he'd fit right in with the toothless yokels.
 
2013-04-12 10:37:15 AM  

phrawgh: The sign did say "low cost extractions." I'd say he got his moneys worth.

/currently visiting Indiana
//flying back to Korea in the morning


Have fun with Lil Kim.
 
2013-04-12 10:37:28 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Farce-Side: Subby is confusing Alabama with Arkansas.  Why is Alabama always the go to state when one of you big city yankee liberals wanna slam the south?  Mississippi is statistically more farked up than Alabama.  Maybe it's the NCAA championship envy or something.  I don't know.

As a big-city yankee liberal I have to ask, what is this NCAA Championship you speak of?  Is that like the Grey Cup?


What the fark is a Grey Cup?
 
2013-04-12 10:38:37 AM  

Farce-Side: Rapmaster2000: Farce-Side: Subby is confusing Alabama with Arkansas.  Why is Alabama always the go to state when one of you big city yankee liberals wanna slam the south?  Mississippi is statistically more farked up than Alabama.  Maybe it's the NCAA championship envy or something.  I don't know.

As a big-city yankee liberal I have to ask, what is this NCAA Championship you speak of?  Is that like the Grey Cup?

What the fark is a Grey Cup?


Amateur football.
 
2013-04-12 10:38:51 AM  
He went in to have 3 teeth pulled, and they pulled 32 (FTFA).  The patient never signed a consent to have all 32 teeth removed.  Even if they were all infectious, that is highly irresponsible of the dentist.

i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-12 10:39:02 AM  

Farce-Side: Rapmaster2000: Farce-Side: Subby is confusing Alabama with Arkansas.  Why is Alabama always the go to state when one of you big city yankee liberals wanna slam the south?  Mississippi is statistically more farked up than Alabama.  Maybe it's the NCAA championship envy or something.  I don't know.

As a big-city yankee liberal I have to ask, what is this NCAA Championship you speak of?  Is that like the Grey Cup?

What the fark is a Grey Cup?


That's what happen when you don't wash your athletic supporter after pig wrasslin.
 
2013-04-12 10:43:17 AM  
Well, now he can give the best gumjobs this side of ole' Terra Haute!

Seriously, I heard an interview with this guy, it was heartbreaking.
 
2013-04-12 10:44:05 AM  
A Democratic official in Kentucky said two activists had told him of secretly recording the meeting while IN A HALLWAY of Mr. McConnell's re-election headquarters in Louisville.

Yeah...I have a complete expectation of privacy while I'm

a. conversing in a hallway

b. conversing in a room from which my conversation can be heard in a hallway

Either scenario works in this situation.

Poor Mitch. You just can't put a guy in a small plane or helicopter and make it crash anymore.
 
2013-04-12 10:45:01 AM  
Oops. Wrong thread. Sorry.
 
2013-04-12 10:46:46 AM  
Unless the dentist's office has a very important signed document in its posession, I'd say the toothless gentleman has a very relaxed lifestyle ahead, reclining in the sun and sipping delicious steaks through a straw.
 
2013-04-12 10:47:30 AM  

FrancoFile: phrawgh: The sign did say "low cost extractions." I'd say he got his moneys worth.

/currently visiting Indiana
//flying back to Korea in the morning

Have fun with Lil Kim.


That is my intention, should it be required.
 
2013-04-12 10:48:15 AM  

FrancoFile: That's what happen when you don't wash your athletic supporter after pig wrasslin.


Fun fact:  Iowa has more pigs than any other state.  North Carolina is a distant second.
 
2013-04-12 10:49:44 AM  
Sympathizes:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-12 10:50:31 AM  
Eh, He's gonna get a free mouth full of top tier teeth that will never hurt or rot, and he'll get money too. I'm sure its horrible to realize when it first happens but in 5 years he'll laugh about it while still deciding what to buy.
 
2013-04-12 10:50:56 AM  
Indiana is what the south would be if the south was the north.
 
2013-04-12 10:51:42 AM  

alaric3: Indiana is what the south would be if the south was the north.


You'd like Linton.
 
2013-04-12 10:54:12 AM  
I read about this earlier in the week for a local news source. Sadly, most of the comments were complaints on how the news report referred to the victim. For some retarded reason, it's apparently in bad form to say someone is autistic.
 
2013-04-12 10:54:32 AM  

Farce-Side: Subby is confusing Alabama with Arkansas.  Why is Alabama always the go to state when one of you big city yankee liberals wanna slam the south?  Mississippi is statistically more farked up than Alabama.  Maybe it's the NCAA championship envy or something.  I don't know.


As far as the rest of us concerned they're all the same.
 
2013-04-12 10:55:21 AM  

ArkAngel: [mediamikes.com image 543x586]

Approves


Came for Shawn Spencer's dad.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-12 10:56:40 AM  

Dr. Goldshnoz: Eh, He's gonna get a free mouth full of top tier teeth that will never hurt or rot, and he'll get money too. I'm sure its horrible to realize when it first happens but in 5 years he'll laugh about it while still deciding what to buy.


Pretty much this. Seven figure payout plus five-figure's worth of new teeth, easy.
 
2013-04-12 10:58:01 AM  

Farce-Side: Subby is confusing Alabama with Arkansas.  Why is Alabama always the go to state when one of you big city yankee liberals wanna slam the south?  Mississippi is statistically more farked up than Alabama.  Maybe it's the NCAA championship envy or something.  I don't know.


Arkansas, Alabama, furtive buttrape in back alleys and pig farms.
 
2013-04-12 10:58:29 AM  

alaric3: Indiana is what the south would be if the south was the north.


You're thinking of Upstate NY
 
2013-04-12 10:58:33 AM  
And that's why when I went in for surgery (gall bladder), the surgery prep team, the anesthesiologist, the surgical assistants and the surgeon all INDIVIDUALLY asked me if I was aware of what surgery I was having, what was being removed, and possible issues that might occur during surgery that would lengthen the time I was out.

I liked that hospital. The one where I had an emergency appendectomy, not so much.
 
2013-04-12 10:59:36 AM  

valar_morghulis: Farce-Side: Subby is confusing Alabama with Arkansas.  Why is Alabama always the go to state when one of you big city yankee liberals wanna slam the south?  Mississippi is statistically more farked up than Alabama.  Maybe it's the NCAA championship envy or something.  I don't know.

Arkansas, Alabama, furtive buttrape in back alleys and pig farms.


Says the guy from Florida.
 
2013-04-12 11:00:28 AM  
In what country will a 21 year old have 3 rotten teeth?
 
2013-04-12 11:00:59 AM  

twat_waffle: There's a lot of Indiana where he'd fit right in with the toothless yokels.


Pretty much this. Not sure why he doesn't just move to Evansville and be done with it.
 
2013-04-12 11:01:55 AM  

Farce-Side: valar_morghulis: Farce-Side: Subby is confusing Alabama with Arkansas.  Why is Alabama always the go to state when one of you big city yankee liberals wanna slam the south?  Mississippi is statistically more farked up than Alabama.  Maybe it's the NCAA championship envy or something.  I don't know.

Arkansas, Alabama, furtive buttrape in back alleys and pig farms.

Says the guy from Florida.


I live in Maryland now, actually. Should probably get to updating that profile.

And my living in a redneck state doesn't change the fact that Alabama is the gang-assrape-in-the-cane-fields capital of the South.
 
2013-04-12 11:02:06 AM  
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.


Also this.
 
2013-04-12 11:02:31 AM  

pup.socket: In what country will a 21 year old have 3 rotten teeth?


We had the thread about England and flossing yesterday.
 
2013-04-12 11:04:10 AM  

twat_waffle: There's a lot of Indiana

the Pine Barrenswhere he'd fit right in with the toothless yokels.

FTFY "yankee librulz"
 
2013-04-12 11:04:26 AM  

alaric3: Indiana is what the south would be if the south was the north.


Not really, but if you do want to experience time travel you can come here. The minute you get in the state you'll instantly be back 20 years.
 
2013-04-12 11:04:43 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Sympathizes:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 470x316]


Ya know?  I watched that last Christmas, and it finally hit me.  I wanted to just throw everyone involved in pulling the poor monster's teeth onto a dumpster fire.

I mean, really.  Talk about being horrible.
 
2013-04-12 11:06:15 AM  

aevorea: And that's why when I went in for surgery (gall bladder), the surgery prep team, the anesthesiologist, the surgical assistants and the surgeon all INDIVIDUALLY asked me if I was aware of what surgery I was having, what was being removed, and possible issues that might occur during surgery that would lengthen the time I was out.

I liked that hospital. The one where I had an emergency appendectomy, not so much.


I had a similar experience when I got my first upper endoscopy.  Must've had half a dozen people ask me the same list of questions.  Reassuring that they do that for every patient.
 
2013-04-12 11:06:28 AM  
Vermont is a great state to blend in with bad/no teeth
 
2013-04-12 11:06:28 AM  
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
Don't be silly. The gas is for me!!!!
 
2013-04-12 11:07:54 AM  

monoski: Vermont is a great state to blend in with bad/no teeth


No one's paying attention to teeth while kicking around a hackysack or discussing a new microbrew, man.
 
2013-04-12 11:08:38 AM  

FrancoFile: pup.socket: In what country will a 21 year old have 3 rotten teeth?

We had the thread about England and flossing yesterday.


you don't need to floss in order to have healthy teeth, brushing them properly and going for a checkup once a year is enough.
 
2013-04-12 11:09:20 AM  
And this is the reason they fail med school.
 
2013-04-12 11:10:29 AM  

Vodka Zombie: OtherLittleGuy: Sympathizes:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 470x316]

Ya know?  I watched that last Christmas, and it finally hit me.  I wanted to just throw everyone involved in pulling the poor monster's teeth onto a dumpster fire.

I mean, really.  Talk about being horrible.


 It gets worse.....If you watch the ending credits you'll see an elf intentionally toss the FLIGHTLESS bird out of the sleigh like a yard dart...
 
2013-04-12 11:13:14 AM  
Is this the guy who stole a truck full of soup the other day?
 
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