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(The Local)   You know that study about breasts being better off without bras? Lead professor says he needs to carry out 'much more research' with his measuring device   (thelocal.fr) divider line 133
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2013-04-12 11:24:50 AM  

miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?


dammit. that was literally the only thing i was looking forward to this month.
 
2013-04-12 11:26:44 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?

dammit. that was literally the only thing i was looking forward to this month.


I already sold my apartment and gave away my dog.
 
2013-04-12 11:27:38 AM  

Theaetetus: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

[fitsnews.files.wordpress.com image 485x325]



Apparently, she HAS lost interest in good ol' Bill.

/..... and every other male as well......
 
2013-04-12 11:28:49 AM  

miss diminutive: Andrew Wiggin: miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?

dammit. that was literally the only thing i was looking forward to this month.

I already sold my apartment and gave away my dog.


i've been told by many women that they'd only have sex with me when someone can divide by zero. for a second there i thought i had a chance.
 
2013-04-12 11:32:15 AM  

miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?


Great, now I lack reason to walk to the bus stop and masturbate today
 
2013-04-12 11:35:01 AM  

miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?


DAMMIT.  I guess they figured the epic simultpost in the previous thread would be all that we could handle for this week.
 
2013-04-12 11:37:50 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I hear there is a dog in this picture

[img534.imageshack.us image 850x637]

But I'll be damned if I can find it


I see two nice puppies
 
2013-04-12 11:47:08 AM  

miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?


Obviously the modmins heard if quit poking smot this week and decided to make me feel more like usual for my Friday.

/no really. Wtf?
 
2013-04-12 11:47:43 AM  
I*
 
2013-04-12 11:52:00 AM  

gambitsgirl: quit poking smot this week


sorry to hear that.
 
2013-04-12 11:55:45 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: gambitsgirl: quit poking smot this week

sorry to hear that.


And I just read your post in the other thread and wanted to climb in bed more with you.

/goes to cry quietly in the corner
 
2013-04-12 12:10:25 PM  

gambitsgirl: Andrew Wiggin: gambitsgirl: quit poking smot this week

sorry to hear that.

And I just read your post in the other thread and wanted to climb in bed more with you.

/goes to cry quietly in the corner


come on over. no tv, just lots and lots of smoke. and munchies.
 
2013-04-12 12:12:09 PM  

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Well I for one enjoy such non-verbal communications.
 
2013-04-12 12:14:58 PM  
I think I may have farked up and/or missed a joke in here somewhere. So... TF to first liter to post a pic(sfw please!) of what a diminutive 'natural girl' might look like.
 
2013-04-12 12:20:54 PM  

dugitman: TF to first liter


is that supposed to be incentive?

www.genuineappeal.com
 
2013-04-12 12:24:54 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: is that supposed to be incentive?


Sure. And YOU mind your manners while on my nickel. Deal?
 
2013-04-12 12:25:07 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: gambitsgirl: Andrew Wiggin: gambitsgirl: quit poking smot this week

sorry to hear that.

And I just read your post in the other thread and wanted to climb in bed more with you.

/goes to cry quietly in the corner

come on over. no tv, just lots and lots of smoke. and munchies.


Just poke and smuggle. Munchies make us southern girls far and lie (not sure if you've made it far enough up the thread to get this)
 
2013-04-12 12:25:51 PM  
I meant front page not thread. See? I quit smoking and now I can't even remember words and concepts.
 
2013-04-12 12:27:46 PM  

Whack-a-Mole: Pocket Ninja: The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population - that would require something like 300,000 subjects

If there is any man on Earth who has completely earned the right to his own "real men of genius" call out, it is this scientist. I particularly like the way he's slipped the word "young" in there, and hope that the next summary he writes to appropriate additional funding also includes the word "nubile."

See, *this* is how you move a goalpost.


No, that's how you point out that your study was, in fact, really farking dinky.

/Science and statistics, how do they work.
//And that lady had a point--running braless is  painful.
 
2013-04-12 12:28:59 PM  

dugitman: Andrew Wiggin: is that supposed to be incentive?

Sure. And YOU mind your manners while on my nickel. Deal?


i'll do my best. thank you!

gambitsgirl: I meant front page not thread. See? I quit smoking and now I can't even remember words and concepts.


you have a case of the scatterbrain. been there. nothing some poke and smuggling can't help. bowl, blunt, bong, or joint?
 
2013-04-12 12:34:34 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: dugitman: Andrew Wiggin: is that supposed to be incentive?

Sure. And YOU mind your manners while on my nickel. Deal?

i'll do my best. thank you!

gambitsgirl: I meant front page not thread. See? I quit smoking and now I can't even remember words and concepts.

you have a case of the scatterbrain. been there. nothing some poke and smuggling can't help. bowl, blunt, bong, or joint?


See, I started in the late 80s/ early 90s when you could poke a joint all day and be fine. Then I got married and had kids and quit. Then when he died I poked again and was all WT actual F when I tried to poke a whole joint and freaked the FARK out. Seems with the new stuff my tolerance is measured in hits not j's. I'd worked up to 4 good hits from the lil waterfall I have and I was good to go all day. So I'd have to go with bowl cause I skeert of joint and terrified of blunt. ;-)
 
2013-04-12 12:41:33 PM  

gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.


Hey, I'm not a nipple-watcher or a dude, and I was merely pointing out in the least sexual way I could think of that maybe bras actually do prevent sagging.
 
2013-04-12 12:49:58 PM  

gambitsgirl: Andrew Wiggin: dugitman: Andrew Wiggin: is that supposed to be incentive?

Sure. And YOU mind your manners while on my nickel. Deal?

i'll do my best. thank you!

gambitsgirl: I meant front page not thread. See? I quit smoking and now I can't even remember words and concepts.

you have a case of the scatterbrain. been there. nothing some poke and smuggling can't help. bowl, blunt, bong, or joint?

See, I started in the late 80s/ early 90s when you could poke a joint all day and be fine. Then I got married and had kids and quit. Then when he died I poked again and was all WT actual F when I tried to poke a whole joint and freaked the FARK out. Seems with the new stuff my tolerance is measured in hits not j's. I'd worked up to 4 good hits from the lil waterfall I have and I was good to go all day. So I'd have to go with bowl cause I skeert of joint and terrified of blunt. ;-)


ah, i remember those days of low tolerance. the stuff i'm getting now is better than 10 years ago, which was better than 10 years before that. only problem is the price, since i live in bumfark ohio. but i go through about an ounce every 2 weeks, so i'd say spending a week with me would beat your tolerance into submission.

btw, not to completely threadjack, but why are/were you quitting?
 
2013-04-12 12:50:40 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
Problem solved.
 
2013-04-12 12:55:00 PM  

HortusMatris: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Hey, I'm not a nipple-watcher or a dude, and I was merely pointing out in the least sexual way I could think of that maybe bras actually do prevent sagging.


Sorry I called you a dude and if I was confusing but I was actually agreeing with you. Your logic spoke to me.
 
2013-04-12 01:02:28 PM  
Andrew Wiggin:

btw, not to completely threadjack, but why are/were you quitting?

Actually it's a lot of things together but I'm seeing my tolerance rise quickly and am watching my "hard rules" crumble just as quickly (like driving time frame and such) and since I'm sole parent to the kids it all got to me.  It was an actual thread on here from Colorado about someone getting busted for DUI and how the minimum level they were setting was the usual sitting level in micrograms of a frequent smoker.  I put that together with the fact I'm in NC so 1) no amount is legal and 2) it's my luck I wouldn't smoke for two days but get in an accident and die and and they test my blood and all anyone would remember of me was "she was smoking and drove her kids" which is so far from the truth I really started me thinking.

The bad part is I'm a photographer and my photos are far better when I've poked.

Come on NC... let's make it leg.... nevermind what am I saying. We will be the last hold out state.
 
2013-04-12 01:03:16 PM  

gambitsgirl: HortusMatris: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Hey, I'm not a nipple-watcher or a dude, and I was merely pointing out in the least sexual way I could think of that maybe bras actually do prevent sagging.

Sorry I called you a dude and if I was confusing but I was actually agreeing with you. Your logic spoke to me.


Ah, I see, my bad.  Thanks. ;)
 
2013-04-12 01:20:51 PM  

RedT: Wait a minute, this guy says that wearing a bra causes some sort of atrophy of the back muscles (which makes no sense either), causing boobs to sag?! Uh, that's posture, not sagging boobies.

/ but as a gal, I have to agree that this is truly a real man of genius.


Even his study's dubious claims only apply to short-term for young women.  Pretty sure the, "you're old, you're skin's stretched out and your parts are sagging down to the ground," effect is made WORSE by no bra.

I know, I am Sir Killington of Buzz.
 
2013-04-12 01:39:12 PM  

gambitsgirl: WhippingBoy: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Oooo! You're a smart one, aren'tcha?

As smart as any female can hope to be.

So, mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?


She's a keeper guys.
 
2013-04-12 01:57:38 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-04-12 02:58:06 PM  
I'm not here to ask for BIE... but if I were to ask for BIE, my E would be IP.

That said, I am in full support of this study... on the lack of support.
 
2013-04-12 05:25:17 PM  
FTA: On Wednesday The Local reported that after 15 years studying breasts...

Amateur.
 
2013-04-12 11:55:22 PM  
Aging (and breast feeding) probably has more to do with shape than wearing a bra.   Make me wonder why he is studying "young" subjects.
 
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