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(The Local)   You know that study about breasts being better off without bras? Lead professor says he needs to carry out 'much more research' with his measuring device   (thelocal.fr) divider line 133
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2013-04-12 09:38:10 AM  
 
2013-04-12 09:39:54 AM  

Theaetetus: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

[fitsnews.files.wordpress.com image 485x325]


I just benefited from that picture.

If you look very closely there is also somebody else in that picture wearing a pantsuit.
 
2013-04-12 09:42:37 AM  

miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.


i94.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-12 09:42:42 AM  

miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.


Some of us prefer built for speed
 
2013-04-12 09:43:10 AM  
i132.photobucket.com

Looks like she is into the healthy approach
 
2013-04-12 09:46:36 AM  

Pud: I offer the use of my very high tech. measuring devices.

[t2.gstatic.com image 267x189]

Bonus: It never requires recalibration, so we can test more subjects in the same amount of time.


Consider the methods of calibration before you deny that recalibration is required.
 
2013-04-12 09:49:07 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-12 09:49:24 AM  

miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor


Whoa baby!

In return, imagine two grapes and a champagne cork, gently protruding from one of those poofy things you use instead of a sponge.
 
2013-04-12 09:51:33 AM  

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Is there a reason why you post from the future?

Did Fark update their filter?
 
2013-04-12 09:53:21 AM  

TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor

Whoa baby!

In return, imagine two grapes and a champagne cork, gently protruding from one of those poofy things you use instead of a sponge.


29.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-12 09:53:36 AM  

TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor

Whoa baby!

In return, imagine two grapes and a champagne cork, gently protruding from one of those poofy things you use instead of a sponge.


Holy egg breakfast just flew out my nose
 
2013-04-12 09:53:46 AM  

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


A mod must have really really liked miss diminutive post
 
2013-04-12 09:53:59 AM  

miss diminutive: TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Let's make a deal.  You show me your physiological response to air conditioning and I'll show you my physiological response to your physiological response.

Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.


www.gq.com
cdn.pjmedia.com
 
2013-04-12 09:56:37 AM  

miss diminutive: //compensate with sassiness and liquor


By sassiness, do you mean genuine wit, or bitter, insecure, sarcasm?
 
2013-04-12 09:57:33 AM  

miss diminutive: TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor

Whoa baby!

In return, imagine two grapes and a champagne cork, gently protruding from one of those poofy things you use instead of a sponge.

[29.media.tumblr.com image 288x288]


Sorry, it's not usually this quick.  I'm under a lot of stress.  It's not you, it's me.  I'll call you, I promise.
 
2013-04-12 09:58:29 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Anyone who has ever seen an old National Geographic knows the value of bras.

Two words: "banana tits"


Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana...
 
2013-04-12 10:01:21 AM  
Oh, I get it.

By "measuring device", he means his penis.
 
2013-04-12 10:01:31 AM  
i dont know, a well fitting bra can be a thing of beauty

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2013-04-12 10:03:33 AM  
of course braless can be good too.

img819.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-12 10:05:19 AM  
Is April Fool's Day a week later in France?  I'm not sure if this is a bad joke or a bad hoax, but it's one or the other.
 
2013-04-12 10:05:39 AM  
I'd also like an in-depth study of sports bras while we're at it.

img547.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-12 10:07:21 AM  

nocturnal001: Sofa King Smart: he needs to expand his research or perhaps I could get some grant money to study the long term ramifications of various types of female undergarments on the suppleness of posterior skin texture as measured by general observation in both standing and bending positions.

I am putting forth a request for funding my research soon. My hypothosis is that long term exposure to my junk in the form of vaginal intercourse will greatly improve grade point averages and graduation rates of college aged women.

I will need two research assistants to provide the equipment to be used in the control group of women as well. Accepting resumes now.


Research to be carried out at the Castle Anthrax

www.intriguing.com
 
2013-04-12 10:10:54 AM  

Flab: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Is there a reason why you post from the future?


I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.

WhippingBoy: miss diminutive: //compensate with sassiness and liquor

By sassiness, do you mean genuine wit, or bitter, insecure, sarcasm?


A little from column A, a little from column AA.
 
2013-04-12 10:16:37 AM  

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Did I just encounter an event horizon?

/time travel O_o
 
2013-04-12 10:19:25 AM  

miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.


There is only one way to respond to this time flux.

Doctor Who Cleavage!
img692.imageshack.us

yes i have a boobie picture for any occasion. Even if I could use this power for good I wouldn't
 
2013-04-12 10:21:56 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.

There is only one way to respond to this time flux.

Doctor Who Cleavage!
[img692.imageshack.us image 468x625]

yes i have a boobie picture for any occasion. Even if I could use this power for good I wouldn't


Uh... where's the cleavage?
 
2013-04-12 10:22:45 AM  
This means I need 'much more BIE' in my EIP.
 
2013-04-12 10:23:57 AM  

WhippingBoy: Uh... where's the cleavage?


Small boobies need love too.
 
2013-04-12 10:25:04 AM  

miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.


The mods have blessed you today

In this dystopian future you speak of, there is at least rum correct?

Because I cannot live on a planet unless it has rum.
 
2013-04-12 10:25:23 AM  
Motherfarker is a GENIUS.

He is probably 100% right figure in child birth and genetics and thats what gives boobs their shape + droop or perk.

Either way more research needed to be sure, shout out to Ron White as well.

Oh and bras are lies anyway, sometimes I like being lied to other times not so much.  YBMV
 
2013-04-12 10:25:50 AM  

miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread.


Did you per chance type the two words that the filter changes to the topic of this thread and which used to cause a rift in the space time continuum when they were uttered as the very start of a thread?
 
2013-04-12 10:25:50 AM  
Is this the BIE thread where I mention I have EIP?

/Honest, it isn't (just) a bookmark.
 
2013-04-12 10:29:26 AM  

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


That's not a benefit, goddammit.  We need to be able to see that.  Headlights FTMFW!!!
 
2013-04-12 10:34:43 AM  
Your physiological response to air conditioning, the benefit of not showing it to an entire room, what about it?
 
2013-04-12 10:34:48 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.

The mods have blessed you today

In this dystopian future you speak of, there is at least rum correct?

Because I cannot live on a planet unless it has rum.


What's rum?

Flab: miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread.

Did you per chance type the two words that the filter changes to the topic of this thread and which used to cause a rift in the space time continuum when they were uttered as the very start of a thread?


Nope, I always avoid those special words, unless specifically for comedic effect.

I wonder what will happen if I also post at 4:12pm today? Will I tear the universe a new Farkhole?
 
2013-04-12 10:35:51 AM  
tjassen: nocturnal001: Sofa King Smart: he needs to expand his research or perhaps I could get some grant money to study the long term ramifications of various types of female undergarments on the suppleness of posterior skin texture as measured by general observation in both standing and bending positions.

I am putting forth a request for funding my research soon. My hypothosis is that long term exposure to my junk in the form of vaginal intercourse will greatly improve grade point averages and graduation rates of college aged women.

I will need two research assistants to provide the equipment to be used in the control group of women as well. Accepting resumes now.

Research to be carried out at the Castle Anthrax

[www.intriguing.com image 800x441]

We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
 
2013-04-12 10:44:01 AM  

miss diminutive: MyKingdomForYourHorse: miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.

The mods have blessed you today

In this dystopian future you speak of, there is at least rum correct?

Because I cannot live on a planet unless it has rum.

What's rum?

Flab: miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread.

Did you per chance type the two words that the filter changes to the topic of this thread and which used to cause a rift in the space time continuum when they were uttered as the very start of a thread?

Nope, I always avoid those special words, unless specifically for comedic effect.

I wonder what will happen if I also post at 4:12pm today? Will I tear the universe a new Farkhole?


I'd looked at your post at least 20 times looking for the word boobies or first and yet couldn't find it so just assumed I was stupid. I'll be back at 4:12 to see if the 0 divides
 
2013-04-12 10:49:10 AM  

miss diminutive: I wonder what will happen if I also post at 4:12pm today? Will I tear the universe a new Farkhole?


A farker managed to do a simultpost with himself that way, a few years ago.  Minds were farked.

Your mission, should you decide to take it, will be to repeat the exploit.

This post will self destruct in 5 seconds.

. . . . . . *---------------------------
[Mission_impossible_theme_song.mp3]
 
2013-04-12 10:52:12 AM  

miss diminutive: Flab: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Is there a reason why you post from the future?

I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.

WhippingBoy: miss diminutive: //compensate with sassiness and liquor

By sassiness, do you mean genuine wit, or bitter, insecure, sarcasm?

A little from column A, a little from column AA.


...and THAT's why you're favorited! Not only genuine wit, but TRUE wit!
 
2013-04-12 10:53:30 AM  
[Cool starry bra]
I went to school with a guy of French-descent who has the same last name as this future Nobel Prize winner, so I GISed him to see if they looked alike... Low and behold, the results are NSFW.!
[/Cool starry bra]
 
2013-04-12 10:55:28 AM  
It's Friday kids!  You know what that means?  Bring 'em on!
 
2013-04-12 10:58:58 AM  

Flab: miss diminutive: I wonder what will happen if I also post at 4:12pm today? Will I tear the universe a new Farkhole?

A farker managed to do a simultpost with himself that way, a few years ago.  Minds were farked.

Your mission, should you decide to take it, will be to repeat the exploit.

This post will self destruct in 5 seconds.

. . . . . . *---------------------------
[Mission_impossible_theme_song.mp3]


I will do this. Oh yes, I will. My purpose in life has now become clear.
 
2013-04-12 10:59:51 AM  

TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor

Whoa baby!

In return, imagine two grapes and a champagne cork, gently protruding from one of those poofy things you use instead of a sponge.



I resemble this remark.
But also note that other pendulous body parts than breasts are affected by gravity. In particular: the "grapes."
 
2013-04-12 11:03:07 AM  

gambitsgirl: I'd looked at your post at least 20 times looking for the word boobies or first and yet couldn't find it so just assumed I was stupid. I'll be back at 4:12 to see if the 0 divides


What's strange is that it only moved to the future about two hours after I commented. Before that it was the numero uno posto, if you catch my drift.
 
2013-04-12 11:04:41 AM  
"Yvonne Cupp said going braless would cause consternation among her colleagues" - hmmm, I suspect pranking...
 
2013-04-12 11:08:30 AM  

miss diminutive: What's rum?


Dems fighting words there missy

gambitsgirl: I'd looked at your post at least 20 times looking for the word boobies or first and yet couldn't find it so just assumed I was stupid. I'll be back at 4:12 to see if the 0 divides


Well since the world is going to end I'm going to take the serial masturbator advice from a few threads up and make a visit to the bus stop this afternoon.
 
2013-04-12 11:14:53 AM  
i am completely confused. so...here.

images.forum-auto.com
 
2013-04-12 11:16:51 AM  

miss diminutive: TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Let's make a deal.  You show me your physiological response to air conditioning and I'll show you my physiological response to your physiological response.

Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor


As long as there is sensitivity, then that is a good thing.  I tend to have more fun testing the limits of sensitivity than reveling in what the size is.  Mrs. Homely seems to be ok with that attitude, though entertaining myself with the landscape has been known to occur, too.  :-D
 
2013-04-12 11:19:46 AM  
I hear there is a dog in this picture

img534.imageshack.us

But I'll be damned if I can find it
 
2013-04-12 11:23:36 AM  
False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?
 
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