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2013-04-12 04:12:01 AM
"Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 08:25:55 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Benefit?  What do you think A/C is for?
 
2013-04-12 08:35:32 AM
The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population - that would require something like 300,000 subjects

If there is any man on Earth who has completely earned the right to his own "real men of genius" call out, it is this scientist. I particularly like the way he's slipped the word "young" in there, and hope that the next summary he writes to appropriate additional funding also includes the word "nubile."
 
2013-04-12 08:38:17 AM

miss diminutive: What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


There is so little in the world that's truly good. Why would you seek to eliminate one of those things? Do not seek to bring darkness where before there was only light. Confucius said that. Or somebody. Maybe Plato. No, I think it was Confucius.
 
2013-04-12 08:39:03 AM
Noblest pursuit in human history.


Carry on, dear Professor, carry on.
 
2013-04-12 08:47:43 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Let's make a deal.  You show me your physiological response to air conditioning and I'll show you my physiological response to your physiological response.
 
2013-04-12 08:47:58 AM
After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.
 
2013-04-12 08:48:13 AM

Pocket Ninja: The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population - that would require something like 300,000 subjects

If there is any man on Earth who has completely earned the right to his own "real men of genius" call out, it is this scientist. I particularly like the way he's slipped the word "young" in there, and hope that the next summary he writes to appropriate additional funding also includes the word "nubile."


Amen, brother. This scientist is a God that walks among us lesser men.
 
2013-04-12 08:50:01 AM
Well I have finely calibrated cheeks that I will volunteer for testing the breasts in this study.
 
2013-04-12 08:50:45 AM

gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-04-12 08:51:47 AM

gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.


Oooo! You're a smart one, aren'tcha?
 
2013-04-12 08:52:14 AM

miss diminutive: What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


You say this like this is a bad thing?
 
2013-04-12 08:52:45 AM
This joins the short list of academic research proposals that specifically requested the grant be paid in one dollar bills.
 
2013-04-12 08:52:54 AM
I want to be this professors assistant! :)

What a noble cause.
 
2013-04-12 08:53:02 AM

JasonOfOrillia: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


The photo was a blight on the thread and I'm still not burning my bra but other than that these threads are lovely and the scientist is indeed a wise wise dirty ole coot.
 
2013-04-12 08:53:22 AM
If this turns out to be day 3 of a titty posting-fest....... ah hell... bring it on!
 
2013-04-12 08:54:07 AM

WhippingBoy: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Oooo! You're a smart one, aren'tcha?


As smart as any female can hope to be.

So, mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 08:55:19 AM
I offer the use of my very high tech. measuring devices.

t2.gstatic.com

Bonus: It never requires recalibration, so we can test more subjects in the same amount of time.
 
2013-04-12 08:55:41 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Why do you consider the sight of that a bad thing?  Everybody has nipples and yours are not special.

/Mine are though
 
2013-04-12 08:56:01 AM

praymantis: I want to be this professors assistant! :)

What a noble cause.



PREACH IT!
 
2013-04-12 08:57:30 AM
Mark of the book
 
2013-04-12 08:57:43 AM

Pocket Ninja: The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population - that would require something like 300,000 subjects

If there is any man on Earth who has completely earned the right to his own "real men of genius" call out, it is this scientist. I particularly like the way he's slipped the word "young" in there, and hope that the next summary he writes to appropriate additional funding also includes the word "nubile."


Seconded

I raise my tankard in honor of this true man of genus
 
2013-04-12 08:57:57 AM

Pocket Ninja: The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population - that would require something like 300,000 subjects

If there is any man on Earth who has completely earned the right to his own "real men of genius" call out, it is this scientist. I particularly like the way he's slipped the word "young" in there, and hope that the next summary he writes to appropriate additional funding also includes the word "nubile."


See, *this* is how you move a goalpost.
 
2013-04-12 09:00:08 AM

praymantis: I want to be this professors assistant! :)


This
 
2013-04-12 09:01:45 AM
The best way to actually test for bra vs no bra would be to have a bra with one cup. You would be able to see which breast sagged and which didn't. With a large enough study group one could eliminate individual differences between women. Of course when your potential 'test subjects' realize that the end result would be they would have one saggy boob you might run into some recruiting problems. Still it is for science, on that basis I would volunteer to help.
 
2013-04-12 09:04:15 AM
Driving through Cincinnati a few weeks ago, I noticed (read gawked) at a woman briskly walking her dog.  It was one of the few warm spring days we had, and she was wearing a t-shirt and no bra.  She was very well endowed and the view was awesome, the whole scene just screamed that spring had arrived.

/CSB
//Is this the Friday BIE thread that I usually miss out on?
///cause my EIP
 
2013-04-12 09:04:51 AM

gambitsgirl: WhippingBoy: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Oooo! You're a smart one, aren'tcha?

As smart as any female can hope to be.

So, mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?


*Pinches bridge of nose*

Good help is hard to find....

Mustard. The answer is always mustard.

Mayo?!? Really?!

Mumble mumble mumble
 
2013-04-12 09:05:07 AM
Grow up.
 
2013-04-12 09:05:21 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


fitsnews.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-12 09:05:37 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


it's only fair. an entire room has to see my physiological response to the boobies. provided they are wearing glasses. the entire room, not the boobies.
 
2013-04-12 09:06:04 AM
i2.squidoocdn.com
 
2013-04-12 09:07:44 AM
img263.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-12 09:08:31 AM
image.lyricspond.com
 
2013-04-12 09:08:44 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Ironically, if it weren't hidden away it wouldn't be taboo and would be as commonplace as when it happens to men. I rarely notice anyone stare or snicker when they see a guy who's nipples have gotten hard from the A/C.

Pocket Ninja: There is so little in the world that's truly good. Why would you seek to eliminate one of those things? Do not seek to bring darkness where before there was only light. Confucius said that. Or somebody. Maybe Plato. No, I think it was Confucius.


If you want people to believe your quote is real you need to credit Mark Twain as having said it.
 
2013-04-12 09:08:47 AM
Science!
 
2013-04-12 09:10:31 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: gambitsgirl: WhippingBoy: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Oooo! You're a smart one, aren'tcha?

As smart as any female can hope to be.

So, mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?

*Pinches bridge of nose*

Good help is hard to find....

Mustard. The answer is always mustard.

Mayo?!? Really?!

Mumble mumble mumble


Hush you or you get a lobster and salted caramel cheese curd grilled cheese

/may I interject I wish the Hey Fark app had a way to isolate quotes :-/
 
2013-04-12 09:11:28 AM

geek_mars: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Ironically, if it weren't hidden away it wouldn't be taboo and would be as commonplace as when it happens to men. I rarely notice anyone stare or snicker when they see a guy who's whose nipples have gotten hard from the A/C.

Pocket Ninja: There is so little in the world that's truly good. Why would you seek to eliminate one of those things? Do not seek to bring darkness where before there was only light. Confucius said that. Or somebody. Maybe Plato. No, I think it was Confucius.

If you want people to believe your quote is real you need to credit Mark Twain as having said it.


/FTFM (I think)
 
2013-04-12 09:12:26 AM
Anyone who has ever seen an old National Geographic knows the value of bras.

Two words: "banana tits"
 
2013-04-12 09:16:22 AM

TV's Vinnie: Anyone who has ever seen an old National Geographic knows the value of bras.

Two words: "banana tits"


I like those egg on a nail tits, they work like a bridle when you are riding them from behind
 
2013-04-12 09:17:41 AM
No matter how great you think your job is, there is always some asshole who ruins it.
 
2013-04-12 09:17:41 AM
Wait a minute, this guy says that wearing a bra causes some sort of atrophy of the back muscles (which makes no sense either), causing boobs to sag?! Uh, that's posture, not sagging boobies.

/ but as a gal, I have to agree that this is truly a real man of genius.
 
2013-04-12 09:18:05 AM
he needs to expand his research or perhaps I could get some grant money to study the long term ramifications of various types of female undergarments on the suppleness of posterior skin texture as measured by general observation in both standing and bending positions.
 
2013-04-12 09:18:33 AM

DreamSnipers: The best way to actually test for bra vs no bra would be to have a bra with one cup.


Two boobs, one cup?
 
2013-04-12 09:23:59 AM

RedT: Wait a minute, this guy says that wearing a bra causes some sort of atrophy of the back muscles (which makes no sense either), causing boobs to sag?! Uh, that's posture, not sagging boobies.

/ but as a gal, I have to agree that this is truly a real man of genius.


trust him. he was pre-med for a couple weeks.
 
2013-04-12 09:25:06 AM

gambitsgirl: Hush you or you get a lobster and salted caramel cheese curd grilled cheese


oh the humanity.
 
2013-04-12 09:31:57 AM

Sofa King Smart: he needs to expand his research or perhaps I could get some grant money to study the long term ramifications of various types of female undergarments on the suppleness of posterior skin texture as measured by general observation in both standing and bending positions.


I am putting forth a request for funding my research soon. My hypothosis is that long term exposure to my junk in the form of vaginal intercourse will greatly improve grade point averages and graduation rates of college aged women.

I will need two research assistants to provide the equipment to be used in the control group of women as well. Accepting resumes now.
 
2013-04-12 09:32:04 AM
If he needs an assistant, I'm willing to do it for $20,000 a year.

/I don't think I can afford more than that.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 09:32:14 AM
pinkbluelovescute.com
 
2013-04-12 09:36:30 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Personally, I think that people are not honest enough about who they are, what they are thinking, etc.--particularly when dating.  I can see great benefits in being able to get a better feel for how well an introduction is going using, say, a visual indicator.

Keep in mind that this is only for the good of the species, and not in any way for my personal viewing pleasure.

It is at times such as this that the words of the great sage, Ron White, come to mind:  "Once you've seen one pair of naked boobs, you... want to see the rest of them."  I think he was also concerned about the future of the species.
 
2013-04-12 09:37:57 AM

TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Let's make a deal.  You show me your physiological response to air conditioning and I'll show you my physiological response to your physiological response.


Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor
 
2013-04-12 09:38:10 AM
 
2013-04-12 09:39:54 AM

Theaetetus: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

[fitsnews.files.wordpress.com image 485x325]


I just benefited from that picture.

If you look very closely there is also somebody else in that picture wearing a pantsuit.
 
2013-04-12 09:42:37 AM

miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.


i94.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-12 09:42:42 AM

miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.


Some of us prefer built for speed
 
2013-04-12 09:43:10 AM
i132.photobucket.com

Looks like she is into the healthy approach
 
2013-04-12 09:46:36 AM

Pud: I offer the use of my very high tech. measuring devices.

[t2.gstatic.com image 267x189]

Bonus: It never requires recalibration, so we can test more subjects in the same amount of time.


Consider the methods of calibration before you deny that recalibration is required.
 
2013-04-12 09:49:07 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-12 09:49:24 AM

miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor


Whoa baby!

In return, imagine two grapes and a champagne cork, gently protruding from one of those poofy things you use instead of a sponge.
 
2013-04-12 09:51:33 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Is there a reason why you post from the future?

Did Fark update their filter?
 
2013-04-12 09:53:21 AM

TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor

Whoa baby!

In return, imagine two grapes and a champagne cork, gently protruding from one of those poofy things you use instead of a sponge.


29.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-12 09:53:36 AM

TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor

Whoa baby!

In return, imagine two grapes and a champagne cork, gently protruding from one of those poofy things you use instead of a sponge.


Holy egg breakfast just flew out my nose
 
2013-04-12 09:53:46 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


A mod must have really really liked miss diminutive post
 
2013-04-12 09:53:59 AM

miss diminutive: TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Let's make a deal.  You show me your physiological response to air conditioning and I'll show you my physiological response to your physiological response.

Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.


www.gq.com
cdn.pjmedia.com
 
2013-04-12 09:56:37 AM

miss diminutive: //compensate with sassiness and liquor


By sassiness, do you mean genuine wit, or bitter, insecure, sarcasm?
 
2013-04-12 09:57:33 AM

miss diminutive: TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor

Whoa baby!

In return, imagine two grapes and a champagne cork, gently protruding from one of those poofy things you use instead of a sponge.

[29.media.tumblr.com image 288x288]


Sorry, it's not usually this quick.  I'm under a lot of stress.  It's not you, it's me.  I'll call you, I promise.
 
2013-04-12 09:58:29 AM

TV's Vinnie: Anyone who has ever seen an old National Geographic knows the value of bras.

Two words: "banana tits"


Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana...
 
2013-04-12 10:01:21 AM
Oh, I get it.

By "measuring device", he means his penis.
 
2013-04-12 10:01:31 AM
i dont know, a well fitting bra can be a thing of beauty

img23.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-12 10:03:33 AM
of course braless can be good too.

img819.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-12 10:05:19 AM
Is April Fool's Day a week later in France?  I'm not sure if this is a bad joke or a bad hoax, but it's one or the other.
 
2013-04-12 10:05:39 AM
I'd also like an in-depth study of sports bras while we're at it.

img547.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-12 10:07:21 AM

nocturnal001: Sofa King Smart: he needs to expand his research or perhaps I could get some grant money to study the long term ramifications of various types of female undergarments on the suppleness of posterior skin texture as measured by general observation in both standing and bending positions.

I am putting forth a request for funding my research soon. My hypothosis is that long term exposure to my junk in the form of vaginal intercourse will greatly improve grade point averages and graduation rates of college aged women.

I will need two research assistants to provide the equipment to be used in the control group of women as well. Accepting resumes now.


Research to be carried out at the Castle Anthrax

www.intriguing.com
 
2013-04-12 10:10:54 AM

Flab: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Is there a reason why you post from the future?


I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.

WhippingBoy: miss diminutive: //compensate with sassiness and liquor

By sassiness, do you mean genuine wit, or bitter, insecure, sarcasm?


A little from column A, a little from column AA.
 
2013-04-12 10:16:37 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Did I just encounter an event horizon?

/time travel O_o
 
2013-04-12 10:19:25 AM

miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.


There is only one way to respond to this time flux.

Doctor Who Cleavage!
img692.imageshack.us

yes i have a boobie picture for any occasion. Even if I could use this power for good I wouldn't
 
2013-04-12 10:21:56 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.

There is only one way to respond to this time flux.

Doctor Who Cleavage!
[img692.imageshack.us image 468x625]

yes i have a boobie picture for any occasion. Even if I could use this power for good I wouldn't


Uh... where's the cleavage?
 
2013-04-12 10:22:45 AM
This means I need 'much more BIE' in my EIP.
 
2013-04-12 10:23:57 AM

WhippingBoy: Uh... where's the cleavage?


Small boobies need love too.
 
2013-04-12 10:25:04 AM

miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.


The mods have blessed you today

In this dystopian future you speak of, there is at least rum correct?

Because I cannot live on a planet unless it has rum.
 
2013-04-12 10:25:23 AM
Motherfarker is a GENIUS.

He is probably 100% right figure in child birth and genetics and thats what gives boobs their shape + droop or perk.

Either way more research needed to be sure, shout out to Ron White as well.

Oh and bras are lies anyway, sometimes I like being lied to other times not so much.  YBMV
 
2013-04-12 10:25:50 AM

miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread.


Did you per chance type the two words that the filter changes to the topic of this thread and which used to cause a rift in the space time continuum when they were uttered as the very start of a thread?
 
2013-04-12 10:25:50 AM
Is this the BIE thread where I mention I have EIP?

/Honest, it isn't (just) a bookmark.
 
2013-04-12 10:29:26 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


That's not a benefit, goddammit.  We need to be able to see that.  Headlights FTMFW!!!
 
2013-04-12 10:34:43 AM
Your physiological response to air conditioning, the benefit of not showing it to an entire room, what about it?
 
2013-04-12 10:34:48 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.

The mods have blessed you today

In this dystopian future you speak of, there is at least rum correct?

Because I cannot live on a planet unless it has rum.


What's rum?

Flab: miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread.

Did you per chance type the two words that the filter changes to the topic of this thread and which used to cause a rift in the space time continuum when they were uttered as the very start of a thread?


Nope, I always avoid those special words, unless specifically for comedic effect.

I wonder what will happen if I also post at 4:12pm today? Will I tear the universe a new Farkhole?
 
2013-04-12 10:35:51 AM
tjassen: nocturnal001: Sofa King Smart: he needs to expand his research or perhaps I could get some grant money to study the long term ramifications of various types of female undergarments on the suppleness of posterior skin texture as measured by general observation in both standing and bending positions.

I am putting forth a request for funding my research soon. My hypothosis is that long term exposure to my junk in the form of vaginal intercourse will greatly improve grade point averages and graduation rates of college aged women.

I will need two research assistants to provide the equipment to be used in the control group of women as well. Accepting resumes now.

Research to be carried out at the Castle Anthrax

[www.intriguing.com image 800x441]

We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
 
2013-04-12 10:44:01 AM

miss diminutive: MyKingdomForYourHorse: miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.

The mods have blessed you today

In this dystopian future you speak of, there is at least rum correct?

Because I cannot live on a planet unless it has rum.

What's rum?

Flab: miss diminutive: I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread.

Did you per chance type the two words that the filter changes to the topic of this thread and which used to cause a rift in the space time continuum when they were uttered as the very start of a thread?

Nope, I always avoid those special words, unless specifically for comedic effect.

I wonder what will happen if I also post at 4:12pm today? Will I tear the universe a new Farkhole?


I'd looked at your post at least 20 times looking for the word boobies or first and yet couldn't find it so just assumed I was stupid. I'll be back at 4:12 to see if the 0 divides
 
2013-04-12 10:49:10 AM

miss diminutive: I wonder what will happen if I also post at 4:12pm today? Will I tear the universe a new Farkhole?


A farker managed to do a simultpost with himself that way, a few years ago.  Minds were farked.

Your mission, should you decide to take it, will be to repeat the exploit.

This post will self destruct in 5 seconds.

. . . . . . *---------------------------
[Mission_impossible_theme_song.mp3]
 
2013-04-12 10:52:12 AM

miss diminutive: Flab: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Is there a reason why you post from the future?

I was wondering if that was just visible to me or the entire thread. I can tell you that the dystopian future of 4:12pm today is a world full of wonder and mystery. We take our flying cars to work and relax with weedburgers and guava coke.

WhippingBoy: miss diminutive: //compensate with sassiness and liquor

By sassiness, do you mean genuine wit, or bitter, insecure, sarcasm?

A little from column A, a little from column AA.


...and THAT's why you're favorited! Not only genuine wit, but TRUE wit!
 
2013-04-12 10:53:30 AM
[Cool starry bra]
I went to school with a guy of French-descent who has the same last name as this future Nobel Prize winner, so I GISed him to see if they looked alike... Low and behold, the results are NSFW.!
[/Cool starry bra]
 
2013-04-12 10:55:28 AM
It's Friday kids!  You know what that means?  Bring 'em on!
 
2013-04-12 10:58:58 AM

Flab: miss diminutive: I wonder what will happen if I also post at 4:12pm today? Will I tear the universe a new Farkhole?

A farker managed to do a simultpost with himself that way, a few years ago.  Minds were farked.

Your mission, should you decide to take it, will be to repeat the exploit.

This post will self destruct in 5 seconds.

. . . . . . *---------------------------
[Mission_impossible_theme_song.mp3]


I will do this. Oh yes, I will. My purpose in life has now become clear.
 
2013-04-12 10:59:51 AM

TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor

Whoa baby!

In return, imagine two grapes and a champagne cork, gently protruding from one of those poofy things you use instead of a sponge.



I resemble this remark.
But also note that other pendulous body parts than breasts are affected by gravity. In particular: the "grapes."
 
2013-04-12 11:03:07 AM

gambitsgirl: I'd looked at your post at least 20 times looking for the word boobies or first and yet couldn't find it so just assumed I was stupid. I'll be back at 4:12 to see if the 0 divides


What's strange is that it only moved to the future about two hours after I commented. Before that it was the numero uno posto, if you catch my drift.
 
2013-04-12 11:04:41 AM
"Yvonne Cupp said going braless would cause consternation among her colleagues" - hmmm, I suspect pranking...
 
2013-04-12 11:08:30 AM

miss diminutive: What's rum?


Dems fighting words there missy

gambitsgirl: I'd looked at your post at least 20 times looking for the word boobies or first and yet couldn't find it so just assumed I was stupid. I'll be back at 4:12 to see if the 0 divides


Well since the world is going to end I'm going to take the serial masturbator advice from a few threads up and make a visit to the bus stop this afternoon.
 
2013-04-12 11:14:53 AM
i am completely confused. so...here.

images.forum-auto.com
 
2013-04-12 11:16:51 AM

miss diminutive: TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Let's make a deal.  You show me your physiological response to air conditioning and I'll show you my physiological response to your physiological response.

Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor


As long as there is sensitivity, then that is a good thing.  I tend to have more fun testing the limits of sensitivity than reveling in what the size is.  Mrs. Homely seems to be ok with that attitude, though entertaining myself with the landscape has been known to occur, too.  :-D
 
2013-04-12 11:19:46 AM
I hear there is a dog in this picture

img534.imageshack.us

But I'll be damned if I can find it
 
2013-04-12 11:23:36 AM
False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?
 
2013-04-12 11:24:50 AM

miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?


dammit. that was literally the only thing i was looking forward to this month.
 
2013-04-12 11:26:44 AM

Andrew Wiggin: miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?

dammit. that was literally the only thing i was looking forward to this month.


I already sold my apartment and gave away my dog.
 
2013-04-12 11:27:38 AM

Theaetetus: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

[fitsnews.files.wordpress.com image 485x325]



Apparently, she HAS lost interest in good ol' Bill.

/..... and every other male as well......
 
2013-04-12 11:28:49 AM

miss diminutive: Andrew Wiggin: miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?

dammit. that was literally the only thing i was looking forward to this month.

I already sold my apartment and gave away my dog.


i've been told by many women that they'd only have sex with me when someone can divide by zero. for a second there i thought i had a chance.
 
2013-04-12 11:32:15 AM

miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?


Great, now I lack reason to walk to the bus stop and masturbate today
 
2013-04-12 11:35:01 AM

miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?


DAMMIT.  I guess they figured the epic simultpost in the previous thread would be all that we could handle for this week.
 
2013-04-12 11:37:50 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I hear there is a dog in this picture

[img534.imageshack.us image 850x637]

But I'll be damned if I can find it


I see two nice puppies
 
2013-04-12 11:47:08 AM

miss diminutive: False alarm everybody. No messiahs returning to divide by zero today.

/why do you tease me so, Fark?


Obviously the modmins heard if quit poking smot this week and decided to make me feel more like usual for my Friday.

/no really. Wtf?
 
2013-04-12 11:47:43 AM
I*
 
2013-04-12 11:52:00 AM

gambitsgirl: quit poking smot this week


sorry to hear that.
 
2013-04-12 11:55:45 AM

Andrew Wiggin: gambitsgirl: quit poking smot this week

sorry to hear that.


And I just read your post in the other thread and wanted to climb in bed more with you.

/goes to cry quietly in the corner
 
2013-04-12 12:10:25 PM

gambitsgirl: Andrew Wiggin: gambitsgirl: quit poking smot this week

sorry to hear that.

And I just read your post in the other thread and wanted to climb in bed more with you.

/goes to cry quietly in the corner


come on over. no tv, just lots and lots of smoke. and munchies.
 
2013-04-12 12:12:09 PM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Well I for one enjoy such non-verbal communications.
 
2013-04-12 12:14:58 PM
I think I may have farked up and/or missed a joke in here somewhere. So... TF to first liter to post a pic(sfw please!) of what a diminutive 'natural girl' might look like.
 
2013-04-12 12:20:54 PM

dugitman: TF to first liter


is that supposed to be incentive?

www.genuineappeal.com
 
2013-04-12 12:24:54 PM

Andrew Wiggin: is that supposed to be incentive?


Sure. And YOU mind your manners while on my nickel. Deal?
 
2013-04-12 12:25:07 PM

Andrew Wiggin: gambitsgirl: Andrew Wiggin: gambitsgirl: quit poking smot this week

sorry to hear that.

And I just read your post in the other thread and wanted to climb in bed more with you.

/goes to cry quietly in the corner

come on over. no tv, just lots and lots of smoke. and munchies.


Just poke and smuggle. Munchies make us southern girls far and lie (not sure if you've made it far enough up the thread to get this)
 
2013-04-12 12:25:51 PM
I meant front page not thread. See? I quit smoking and now I can't even remember words and concepts.
 
2013-04-12 12:27:46 PM

Whack-a-Mole: Pocket Ninja: The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population - that would require something like 300,000 subjects

If there is any man on Earth who has completely earned the right to his own "real men of genius" call out, it is this scientist. I particularly like the way he's slipped the word "young" in there, and hope that the next summary he writes to appropriate additional funding also includes the word "nubile."

See, *this* is how you move a goalpost.


No, that's how you point out that your study was, in fact, really farking dinky.

/Science and statistics, how do they work.
//And that lady had a point--running braless is  painful.
 
2013-04-12 12:28:59 PM

dugitman: Andrew Wiggin: is that supposed to be incentive?

Sure. And YOU mind your manners while on my nickel. Deal?


i'll do my best. thank you!

gambitsgirl: I meant front page not thread. See? I quit smoking and now I can't even remember words and concepts.


you have a case of the scatterbrain. been there. nothing some poke and smuggling can't help. bowl, blunt, bong, or joint?
 
2013-04-12 12:34:34 PM

Andrew Wiggin: dugitman: Andrew Wiggin: is that supposed to be incentive?

Sure. And YOU mind your manners while on my nickel. Deal?

i'll do my best. thank you!

gambitsgirl: I meant front page not thread. See? I quit smoking and now I can't even remember words and concepts.

you have a case of the scatterbrain. been there. nothing some poke and smuggling can't help. bowl, blunt, bong, or joint?


See, I started in the late 80s/ early 90s when you could poke a joint all day and be fine. Then I got married and had kids and quit. Then when he died I poked again and was all WT actual F when I tried to poke a whole joint and freaked the FARK out. Seems with the new stuff my tolerance is measured in hits not j's. I'd worked up to 4 good hits from the lil waterfall I have and I was good to go all day. So I'd have to go with bowl cause I skeert of joint and terrified of blunt. ;-)
 
2013-04-12 12:41:33 PM

gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.


Hey, I'm not a nipple-watcher or a dude, and I was merely pointing out in the least sexual way I could think of that maybe bras actually do prevent sagging.
 
2013-04-12 12:49:58 PM

gambitsgirl: Andrew Wiggin: dugitman: Andrew Wiggin: is that supposed to be incentive?

Sure. And YOU mind your manners while on my nickel. Deal?

i'll do my best. thank you!

gambitsgirl: I meant front page not thread. See? I quit smoking and now I can't even remember words and concepts.

you have a case of the scatterbrain. been there. nothing some poke and smuggling can't help. bowl, blunt, bong, or joint?

See, I started in the late 80s/ early 90s when you could poke a joint all day and be fine. Then I got married and had kids and quit. Then when he died I poked again and was all WT actual F when I tried to poke a whole joint and freaked the FARK out. Seems with the new stuff my tolerance is measured in hits not j's. I'd worked up to 4 good hits from the lil waterfall I have and I was good to go all day. So I'd have to go with bowl cause I skeert of joint and terrified of blunt. ;-)


ah, i remember those days of low tolerance. the stuff i'm getting now is better than 10 years ago, which was better than 10 years before that. only problem is the price, since i live in bumfark ohio. but i go through about an ounce every 2 weeks, so i'd say spending a week with me would beat your tolerance into submission.

btw, not to completely threadjack, but why are/were you quitting?
 
2013-04-12 12:50:40 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
Problem solved.
 
2013-04-12 12:55:00 PM

HortusMatris: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Hey, I'm not a nipple-watcher or a dude, and I was merely pointing out in the least sexual way I could think of that maybe bras actually do prevent sagging.


Sorry I called you a dude and if I was confusing but I was actually agreeing with you. Your logic spoke to me.
 
2013-04-12 01:02:28 PM
Andrew Wiggin:

btw, not to completely threadjack, but why are/were you quitting?

Actually it's a lot of things together but I'm seeing my tolerance rise quickly and am watching my "hard rules" crumble just as quickly (like driving time frame and such) and since I'm sole parent to the kids it all got to me.  It was an actual thread on here from Colorado about someone getting busted for DUI and how the minimum level they were setting was the usual sitting level in micrograms of a frequent smoker.  I put that together with the fact I'm in NC so 1) no amount is legal and 2) it's my luck I wouldn't smoke for two days but get in an accident and die and and they test my blood and all anyone would remember of me was "she was smoking and drove her kids" which is so far from the truth I really started me thinking.

The bad part is I'm a photographer and my photos are far better when I've poked.

Come on NC... let's make it leg.... nevermind what am I saying. We will be the last hold out state.
 
2013-04-12 01:03:16 PM

gambitsgirl: HortusMatris: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Hey, I'm not a nipple-watcher or a dude, and I was merely pointing out in the least sexual way I could think of that maybe bras actually do prevent sagging.

Sorry I called you a dude and if I was confusing but I was actually agreeing with you. Your logic spoke to me.


Ah, I see, my bad.  Thanks. ;)
 
2013-04-12 01:20:51 PM

RedT: Wait a minute, this guy says that wearing a bra causes some sort of atrophy of the back muscles (which makes no sense either), causing boobs to sag?! Uh, that's posture, not sagging boobies.

/ but as a gal, I have to agree that this is truly a real man of genius.


Even his study's dubious claims only apply to short-term for young women.  Pretty sure the, "you're old, you're skin's stretched out and your parts are sagging down to the ground," effect is made WORSE by no bra.

I know, I am Sir Killington of Buzz.
 
2013-04-12 01:39:12 PM

gambitsgirl: WhippingBoy: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Oooo! You're a smart one, aren'tcha?

As smart as any female can hope to be.

So, mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?


She's a keeper guys.
 
2013-04-12 01:57:38 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-04-12 02:58:06 PM
I'm not here to ask for BIE... but if I were to ask for BIE, my E would be IP.

That said, I am in full support of this study... on the lack of support.
 
2013-04-12 05:25:17 PM
FTA: On Wednesday The Local reported that after 15 years studying breasts...

Amateur.
 
2013-04-12 11:55:22 PM
Aging (and breast feeding) probably has more to do with shape than wearing a bra.   Make me wonder why he is studying "young" subjects.
 
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