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(The Local)   You know that study about breasts being better off without bras? Lead professor says he needs to carry out 'much more research' with his measuring device   (thelocal.fr) divider line 133
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2013-04-12 04:12:01 AM
"Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 08:25:55 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Benefit?  What do you think A/C is for?
 
2013-04-12 08:35:32 AM
The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population - that would require something like 300,000 subjects

If there is any man on Earth who has completely earned the right to his own "real men of genius" call out, it is this scientist. I particularly like the way he's slipped the word "young" in there, and hope that the next summary he writes to appropriate additional funding also includes the word "nubile."
 
2013-04-12 08:38:17 AM

miss diminutive: What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


There is so little in the world that's truly good. Why would you seek to eliminate one of those things? Do not seek to bring darkness where before there was only light. Confucius said that. Or somebody. Maybe Plato. No, I think it was Confucius.
 
2013-04-12 08:39:03 AM
Noblest pursuit in human history.


Carry on, dear Professor, carry on.
 
2013-04-12 08:47:43 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Let's make a deal.  You show me your physiological response to air conditioning and I'll show you my physiological response to your physiological response.
 
2013-04-12 08:47:58 AM
After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.
 
2013-04-12 08:48:13 AM

Pocket Ninja: The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population - that would require something like 300,000 subjects

If there is any man on Earth who has completely earned the right to his own "real men of genius" call out, it is this scientist. I particularly like the way he's slipped the word "young" in there, and hope that the next summary he writes to appropriate additional funding also includes the word "nubile."


Amen, brother. This scientist is a God that walks among us lesser men.
 
2013-04-12 08:50:01 AM
Well I have finely calibrated cheeks that I will volunteer for testing the breasts in this study.
 
2013-04-12 08:50:45 AM

gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-04-12 08:51:47 AM

gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.


Oooo! You're a smart one, aren'tcha?
 
2013-04-12 08:52:14 AM

miss diminutive: What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


You say this like this is a bad thing?
 
2013-04-12 08:52:45 AM
This joins the short list of academic research proposals that specifically requested the grant be paid in one dollar bills.
 
2013-04-12 08:52:54 AM
I want to be this professors assistant! :)

What a noble cause.
 
2013-04-12 08:53:02 AM

JasonOfOrillia: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


The photo was a blight on the thread and I'm still not burning my bra but other than that these threads are lovely and the scientist is indeed a wise wise dirty ole coot.
 
2013-04-12 08:53:22 AM
If this turns out to be day 3 of a titty posting-fest....... ah hell... bring it on!
 
2013-04-12 08:54:07 AM

WhippingBoy: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Oooo! You're a smart one, aren'tcha?


As smart as any female can hope to be.

So, mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 08:55:19 AM
I offer the use of my very high tech. measuring devices.

t2.gstatic.com

Bonus: It never requires recalibration, so we can test more subjects in the same amount of time.
 
2013-04-12 08:55:41 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Why do you consider the sight of that a bad thing?  Everybody has nipples and yours are not special.

/Mine are though
 
2013-04-12 08:56:01 AM

praymantis: I want to be this professors assistant! :)

What a noble cause.



PREACH IT!
 
2013-04-12 08:57:30 AM
Mark of the book
 
2013-04-12 08:57:43 AM

Pocket Ninja: The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population - that would require something like 300,000 subjects

If there is any man on Earth who has completely earned the right to his own "real men of genius" call out, it is this scientist. I particularly like the way he's slipped the word "young" in there, and hope that the next summary he writes to appropriate additional funding also includes the word "nubile."


Seconded

I raise my tankard in honor of this true man of genus
 
2013-04-12 08:57:57 AM

Pocket Ninja: The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population - that would require something like 300,000 subjects

If there is any man on Earth who has completely earned the right to his own "real men of genius" call out, it is this scientist. I particularly like the way he's slipped the word "young" in there, and hope that the next summary he writes to appropriate additional funding also includes the word "nubile."


See, *this* is how you move a goalpost.
 
2013-04-12 09:00:08 AM

praymantis: I want to be this professors assistant! :)


This
 
2013-04-12 09:01:45 AM
The best way to actually test for bra vs no bra would be to have a bra with one cup. You would be able to see which breast sagged and which didn't. With a large enough study group one could eliminate individual differences between women. Of course when your potential 'test subjects' realize that the end result would be they would have one saggy boob you might run into some recruiting problems. Still it is for science, on that basis I would volunteer to help.
 
2013-04-12 09:04:15 AM
Driving through Cincinnati a few weeks ago, I noticed (read gawked) at a woman briskly walking her dog.  It was one of the few warm spring days we had, and she was wearing a t-shirt and no bra.  She was very well endowed and the view was awesome, the whole scene just screamed that spring had arrived.

/CSB
//Is this the Friday BIE thread that I usually miss out on?
///cause my EIP
 
2013-04-12 09:04:51 AM

gambitsgirl: WhippingBoy: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Oooo! You're a smart one, aren'tcha?

As smart as any female can hope to be.

So, mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?


*Pinches bridge of nose*

Good help is hard to find....

Mustard. The answer is always mustard.

Mayo?!? Really?!

Mumble mumble mumble
 
2013-04-12 09:05:07 AM
Grow up.
 
2013-04-12 09:05:21 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


fitsnews.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-12 09:05:37 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


it's only fair. an entire room has to see my physiological response to the boobies. provided they are wearing glasses. the entire room, not the boobies.
 
2013-04-12 09:06:04 AM
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2013-04-12 09:07:44 AM
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2013-04-12 09:08:31 AM
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2013-04-12 09:08:44 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Ironically, if it weren't hidden away it wouldn't be taboo and would be as commonplace as when it happens to men. I rarely notice anyone stare or snicker when they see a guy who's nipples have gotten hard from the A/C.

Pocket Ninja: There is so little in the world that's truly good. Why would you seek to eliminate one of those things? Do not seek to bring darkness where before there was only light. Confucius said that. Or somebody. Maybe Plato. No, I think it was Confucius.


If you want people to believe your quote is real you need to credit Mark Twain as having said it.
 
2013-04-12 09:08:47 AM
Science!
 
2013-04-12 09:10:31 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: gambitsgirl: WhippingBoy: gambitsgirl: After that dude posted the NatGeo African Tribe tits in this thread two days ago this was all revealed as the nipple watching ploy it's meant to be.

Oooo! You're a smart one, aren'tcha?

As smart as any female can hope to be.

So, mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?

*Pinches bridge of nose*

Good help is hard to find....

Mustard. The answer is always mustard.

Mayo?!? Really?!

Mumble mumble mumble


Hush you or you get a lobster and salted caramel cheese curd grilled cheese

/may I interject I wish the Hey Fark app had a way to isolate quotes :-/
 
2013-04-12 09:11:28 AM

geek_mars: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Ironically, if it weren't hidden away it wouldn't be taboo and would be as commonplace as when it happens to men. I rarely notice anyone stare or snicker when they see a guy who's whose nipples have gotten hard from the A/C.

Pocket Ninja: There is so little in the world that's truly good. Why would you seek to eliminate one of those things? Do not seek to bring darkness where before there was only light. Confucius said that. Or somebody. Maybe Plato. No, I think it was Confucius.

If you want people to believe your quote is real you need to credit Mark Twain as having said it.


/FTFM (I think)
 
2013-04-12 09:12:26 AM
Anyone who has ever seen an old National Geographic knows the value of bras.

Two words: "banana tits"
 
2013-04-12 09:16:22 AM

TV's Vinnie: Anyone who has ever seen an old National Geographic knows the value of bras.

Two words: "banana tits"


I like those egg on a nail tits, they work like a bridle when you are riding them from behind
 
2013-04-12 09:17:41 AM
No matter how great you think your job is, there is always some asshole who ruins it.
 
2013-04-12 09:17:41 AM
Wait a minute, this guy says that wearing a bra causes some sort of atrophy of the back muscles (which makes no sense either), causing boobs to sag?! Uh, that's posture, not sagging boobies.

/ but as a gal, I have to agree that this is truly a real man of genius.
 
2013-04-12 09:18:05 AM
he needs to expand his research or perhaps I could get some grant money to study the long term ramifications of various types of female undergarments on the suppleness of posterior skin texture as measured by general observation in both standing and bending positions.
 
2013-04-12 09:18:33 AM

DreamSnipers: The best way to actually test for bra vs no bra would be to have a bra with one cup.


Two boobs, one cup?
 
2013-04-12 09:23:59 AM

RedT: Wait a minute, this guy says that wearing a bra causes some sort of atrophy of the back muscles (which makes no sense either), causing boobs to sag?! Uh, that's posture, not sagging boobies.

/ but as a gal, I have to agree that this is truly a real man of genius.


trust him. he was pre-med for a couple weeks.
 
2013-04-12 09:25:06 AM

gambitsgirl: Hush you or you get a lobster and salted caramel cheese curd grilled cheese


oh the humanity.
 
2013-04-12 09:31:57 AM

Sofa King Smart: he needs to expand his research or perhaps I could get some grant money to study the long term ramifications of various types of female undergarments on the suppleness of posterior skin texture as measured by general observation in both standing and bending positions.


I am putting forth a request for funding my research soon. My hypothosis is that long term exposure to my junk in the form of vaginal intercourse will greatly improve grade point averages and graduation rates of college aged women.

I will need two research assistants to provide the equipment to be used in the control group of women as well. Accepting resumes now.
 
2013-04-12 09:32:04 AM
If he needs an assistant, I'm willing to do it for $20,000 a year.

/I don't think I can afford more than that.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 09:32:14 AM
pinkbluelovescute.com
 
2013-04-12 09:36:30 AM

miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?


Personally, I think that people are not honest enough about who they are, what they are thinking, etc.--particularly when dating.  I can see great benefits in being able to get a better feel for how well an introduction is going using, say, a visual indicator.

Keep in mind that this is only for the good of the species, and not in any way for my personal viewing pleasure.

It is at times such as this that the words of the great sage, Ron White, come to mind:  "Once you've seen one pair of naked boobs, you... want to see the rest of them."  I think he was also concerned about the future of the species.
 
2013-04-12 09:37:57 AM

TheAlgebraist: miss diminutive: "Medically, physiologically, anatomically - breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon said.

What about the benefit of not showing an entire room your physiological response to air conditioning?

Let's make a deal.  You show me your physiological response to air conditioning and I'll show you my physiological response to your physiological response.


Imagine two perky pancakes stapled to a bag of antlers, then you'll get the mental picture.

/lost the endowment genetic lottery
//compensate with sassiness and liquor
 
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