Wynona's got herself a big brown beaverAnd she shows it off to all her friends.One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,So she caged him up with cyclone fence.Along came Lou with the old baboonAnd said Recognize that smell?Smells like seven layers,That beaver eats Taco Bell.Now Rex he was a Texan out of New OrleansAnd he travelled with the carnival shows.He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigarsAnd he candied up his nose.He got wind of the big brown beaverSo he though he'd take himself a peek,But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwisNow he ain't pissed for a week.(And a half!)Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,And she stuck him up in the air.Said I sure do love this big brown beaverAnd I wish I did have a pair.Now the beaver once slept for seven daysAnd it gave us all an awful fright.So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinchAnd the bastard tried to bite me.Wynona loved her big brown beaverAnd she stroked him all the time.She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to herShe might have a porcupine.
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