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(USA Today)   Man killed by giant angry beaver. Your mom wanted for questioning   (usatoday.com) divider line 8
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2013-04-12 08:55:48 AM
Was it Colonel Angus?
 
2013-04-12 08:55:59 AM
Death by Snu-Snu?
 
2013-04-12 08:56:01 AM
She was a ginger wasn't she? All them beavers are crazy
 
2013-04-12 08:56:43 AM
Mom is getting around this morning.
 
2013-04-12 08:57:34 AM
Much like last night, "your Mom" trifecta is in play.
 
2013-04-12 08:58:24 AM
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2013-04-12 09:03:32 AM
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell.

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine.
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2013-04-12 09:06:21 AM
"Didn't just bite it, bit it OFF!"

/woodburning kit
 
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