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(Canoe)   Serial masturbator to represent himself in court as it is his habit to handle his own business   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 17
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2013-04-12 10:18:54 AM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-12 10:16:05 AM  
3 votes:
A lawyer that plays with himself has a tool for a client.
2013-04-12 02:48:05 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't read the article, but I just wanted to drop in and tell Subby good luck with his day in court and we're all pulling for you...

/fap
2013-04-12 10:33:15 AM  
2 votes:
Hopefully, he'll get his release.
2013-04-12 10:15:34 AM  
2 votes:
Sir, please Do NOT place your hand on the bible.
2013-04-12 09:45:15 AM  
2 votes:
So, Auto-erotic Representation, as it were.
2013-04-12 09:28:16 AM  
2 votes:

Spad31: Wait...so if someone thinks you're hot enough to jerk off to, that isn't even a LITTLE flattering?


Not when they pull up beside you at an intersection.

/bus stops are ok
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-12 08:30:05 AM  
2 votes:
That guy needs to get a grip on himself.
2013-04-12 10:31:20 AM  
1 votes:
Who isn't a serial masturbator?
2013-04-12 10:20:54 AM  
1 votes:
Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.

For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He  slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.

It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.

But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)

The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)

Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...

Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbor's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!

The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.

Case closed.

Friends, join with me in writing to your government representatives both state and federal and DEMAND that they FIX THE LAW so that masturbators are put on death row beside the murderers they are so clearly equal to!

Thank you in the name of our loving and forgiving Lord and God bless.
2013-04-12 10:19:46 AM  
1 votes:
But the judge said Kenneth Paul
May I say that I'm appalled
The facts of this case lie before me
(knock, knock, knock)
Case dismissed...
This boy was in his working clothes...

And with a swing of his hips
He started to strip
To tremendous guffaws
He took of his drawers

And with a lick of his lip
He stroked on the tip
Threw it all in the air
And everybody stared
2013-04-12 10:18:00 AM  
1 votes:
www.bigideas.com
2013-04-12 10:17:41 AM  
1 votes:

Spad31: Wait...so if someone thinks you're hot enough to jerk off to, that isn't even a LITTLE flattering?


I'd like to think too, that if someone is performing for you in public that it takes some bravery so you at least owe them to watch until completion.
2013-04-12 10:14:59 AM  
1 votes:
sounds like a stroke of genius.
2013-04-12 10:03:17 AM  
1 votes:
mojoimage.com
2013-04-12 08:50:28 AM  
1 votes:
cache.gawker.com
2013-04-12 08:38:10 AM  
1 votes:
Wait...so if someone thinks you're hot enough to jerk off to, that isn't even a LITTLE flattering?
 
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