Spad31: Wait...so if someone thinks you're hot enough to jerk off to, that isn't even a LITTLE flattering?
MyKingdomForYourHorse: Spad31: Wait...so if someone thinks you're hot enough to jerk off to, that isn't even a LITTLE flattering?I'd like to think too, that if someone is performing for you in public that it takes some bravery so you at least owe them to watch until completion.
miss diminutive: Spad31: Wait...so if someone thinks you're hot enough to jerk off to, that isn't even a LITTLE flattering?Not when they pull up beside you at an intersection./bus stops are ok
phrawgh: Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.
browntimmy: Who isn't a serial masturbator?
kid_icarus: Do not judge this man until you've fapped in the open air under a clear blue sky with the cool wind of freedom wafting against your johnson.
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