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(Today)   Porn star refuses to go on fake date with "Teen Mom" star. Oh, he agreed to fark her for money, he just didn't want to pretend that he was actually dating her   (theclicker.today.com) divider line 81
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2013-04-12 10:20:06 AM  
You should never mix business with crazy.
 
2013-04-12 11:10:56 AM  
FTA: "Even if you try to obscure my face, people still know me and are going to know it's James Deen..."
How, exactly would he be recognized?  Are individual dongs really that distinct?
 
2013-04-12 11:13:13 AM  

miss diminutive: You should never mix business with crazy.


Well it's a little late since he already stuck his dick in it
 
2013-04-12 11:13:45 AM  
 "I told them that I am not a prostitute and I'm not going to go on fake dates with people for the tabloids"

I'm not a prostitute...I just get paid to fark women.
 
mhd
2013-04-12 11:17:02 AM  
That's quite a bit more polite and erudite than I expected.
 
2013-04-12 11:17:13 AM  
I think it's kinda admirable for Deen not to want to get caught up in the manufactured drama of a fake relationship, in order for teen mom to make cash off of a "oopsie leaked" fake sex tape
 
2013-04-12 11:18:38 AM  

bluecrabscribe: FTA: "Even if you try to obscure my face, people still know me and are going to know it's James Deen..."
How, exactly would he be recognized?  Are individual dongs really that distinct?


Actually yes.  He and some actress appeared on FOX for some reason and in the thread for whatever reason, it was discovered that he has a significant fan base of teenage girls because of his "average guy" looks.
 
2013-04-12 11:19:14 AM  
A professional, handled a bad situation professionally.

Haven't seen any of his work, but he seems likeable enough.
 
2013-04-12 11:20:45 AM  
So the porn dude was the classy one in the arrangement.
 
2013-04-12 11:20:47 AM  

Kristoph57: A professional, handled a bad situation professionally.

Haven't seen any of his work, but he seems likeable enough.


Apparently, he knows how to plow chicks really, really, REALLY well.
 
2013-04-12 11:21:56 AM  

bluecrabscribe: FTA: "Even if you try to obscure my face, people still know me and are going to know it's James Deen..."
How, exactly would he be recognized?  Are individual dongs really that distinct?


Yeah, a lot are actually. Not to mention his body type. Facial recognition isn't all you need to recognize a person.
 
2013-04-12 11:22:17 AM  

bluecrabscribe: FTA: "Even if you try to obscure my face, people still know me and are going to know it's James Deen..."
How, exactly would he be recognized?  Are individual dongs really that distinct?


The man farks like a panther mixed with a Olympian god, he's easily recognizable.

/uh, so I hear
 
2013-04-12 11:23:39 AM  
Wife watched Teen Mom. I always hated this stuck up entitled girl. Somewhat happy to see her get embarassed.
 
2013-04-12 11:24:21 AM  
I'm pleasantly surprised. Mr Deen seems to be far more well-balanced than most people in the public eye. Good for him!
 
2013-04-12 11:24:32 AM  
Some shots from the Dawn Wells "home video".

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-12 11:27:40 AM  
So she wanted to fake a relationship, then have the sex tape of theirs "leaked" and clean up on the sales and

notoriety. Not only does she sound crazy but stupid as well, but then again she was on MTV. How do you fake an intimate moment with a friggin camera crew?
 
2013-04-12 11:28:38 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Some shots from the Dawn Wells "home video".

[i.imgur.com image 241x615]
[i.imgur.com image 428x600]


Awesome bro....but are you in the right thread?
 
2013-04-12 11:29:04 AM  

victrin: Yeah, a lot are actually. Not to mention his body type. Facial recognition isn't all you need to recognize a person.


What's funny though is how often in porn they use stand in dicks for when the pain performer is needing a break. It's also fun to see how long it actually takes to make one scene. I was flabbergasted by the time and intensity some of these people put in, they really do actually work pretty damn hard.

30 minutes of fapping goodness likely took 4 or 5 hours to actually make, and that doesn't even include prep work like cleaning, lubing, stretching, and/or fluffing.
 
2013-04-12 11:29:36 AM  

ristst: Wellon Dowd: Some shots from the Dawn Wells "home video".

[i.imgur.com image 241x615]
[i.imgur.com image 428x600]

Awesome bro....but are you in the right thread?


Dawn Wells tonguing an ice pop is appropriate for any thread.
 
2013-04-12 11:34:26 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: miss diminutive: You should never mix business with crazy.

Well it's a little late since he already stuck his dick in it


I'm gonna have to say that crazy sex is awesome sex.  Having said that, crazy relationship is NOT an awesome relationship (even if it is a fake relationship).  I guess there are standards that even pr0nstars won't go beneath.
 
2013-04-12 11:40:03 AM  

bluecrabscribe: FTA: "Even if you try to obscure my face, people still know me and are going to know it's James Deen..."
How, exactly would he be recognized?  Are individual dongs really that distinct?


He has a very, very devoted female fan-base.  I made the mistake of reading the comments, when my ex sent me a link to a story about on him on Jezebel.com.

Those chicks write shiat about him that reads like John Hinckley writing about Jodi Foster.
 
2013-04-12 11:40:55 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: pain performer


Like BDSM?
 
2013-04-12 11:44:28 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Dawn Wells tonguing an ice pop is appropriate for any thread.


Oh assuredly...but since there's a Gilligan's Island thread nearby I was just wondering.

/that popsicle pic ROCKS....
//especially the way it looks like it has a head on it
 
2013-04-12 11:44:30 AM  
When its a female she's a filthy whore selling her body for money and we should kick dirt on her memory, but when its a guy he's brotastic and boss-man totally high five because he gets paid to get laid and we love that, amirite?
 
2013-04-12 11:45:02 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: What's funny though is how often in porn they use stand in dicks for when the pain performer is needing a break.


What kind of porn are we talking about here.
 
2013-04-12 11:47:47 AM  

willfullyobscure: When its a female she's a filthy whore selling her body for money and we should kick dirt on her memory, but when its a guy he's brotastic and boss-man totally high five because he gets paid to get laid and we love that, amirite?


Women only need to say, "yes."
 
xcv
2013-04-12 11:48:01 AM  

Gergesa: bluecrabscribe: FTA: "Even if you try to obscure my face, people still know me and are going to know it's James Deen..."
How, exactly would he be recognized?  Are individual dongs really that distinct?

Actually yes.  He and some actress appeared on FOX for some reason and in the thread for whatever reason, it was discovered that he has a significant fan base of teenage girls because of his "average guy" looks.


Probably has a lot to do with girls raised on sterile teen-idols now wanting to show the world they are too mature and unique for Justin Bieber. At the same time his fans are still like most young women. They flock to someone that appears more youthfully androgynous and effeminate because he's still safe and non-threatening.
 
2013-04-12 11:48:38 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: MyKingdomForYourHorse: pain performer

Like BDSM?


paid...damn you autocorrrect
 
2013-04-12 11:52:17 AM  

willfullyobscure: When its a female she's a filthy whore selling her body for money and we should kick dirt on her memory, but when its a guy he's brotastic and boss-man totally high five because he gets paid to get laid and we love that, amirite?


Um, I very much enjoy the works of Angelika Black, Isis Taylor, and Jynx Maze, to name a few.  There will be no kicking of dirt on their memories from me.  (Hell, I miss Taylor Hayes.)
 
2013-04-12 11:57:13 AM  

ten foiled hats: Um, I very much enjoy the works of Angelika Black, Isis Taylor, and Jynx Maze, to name a few. There will be no kicking of dirt on their memories from me. (Hell, I miss Taylor Hayes.)


My go to three are currently Jada Fire, Katja Kassin, and Simone West
 
2013-04-12 12:07:06 PM  
I read a story about James Deen  a couple months back. It was about his time shooting a movie with Lindsay Lohan.

The guy is VERY self-aware and composed, and almost comes off as innocent. It's weird. He also seems to not be interested in sex in general. He really is "doing it" for the money.
 
2013-04-12 12:16:16 PM  

miss diminutive: bluecrabscribe: FTA: "Even if you try to obscure my face, people still know me and are going to know it's James Deen..."
How, exactly would he be recognized?  Are individual dongs really that distinct?

The man farks like a panther mixed with a Olympian god, he's easily recognizable.

/uh, so I hear


I LOLed.
 
2013-04-12 12:17:54 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: ten foiled hats: Um, I very much enjoy the works of Angelika Black, Isis Taylor, and Jynx Maze, to name a few. There will be no kicking of dirt on their memories from me. (Hell, I miss Taylor Hayes.)

My go to three are currently Jada Fire, Katja Kassin, and Simone West


Faye Regan and Stoya.
 
2013-04-12 12:19:25 PM  

give me doughnuts: Faye Regan and Stoya.


Ohh yes that red head is fire.

I am currently though working through the works of Roxy Raye and Hotkinkyjo, not for fapping reasons just out of sheer bewilderment and amazement.

I had always thought those giant horse dildos were just props, nope apparently one can actually take them.
 
2013-04-12 12:32:44 PM  

realmolo: I read a story about James Deen  a couple months back. It was about his time shooting a movie with Lindsay Lohan.

The guy is VERY self-aware and composed, and almost comes off as innocent. It's weird. He also seems to not be interested in sex in general. He really is "doing it" for the money.


I don't know about that. I read an interview with him where he went on about how at age 5 (or so) he got in trouble in school when his teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said 'pornstar.'
 
2013-04-12 12:33:42 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: ten foiled hats: Um, I very much enjoy the works of Angelika Black, Isis Taylor, and Jynx Maze, to name a few. There will be no kicking of dirt on their memories from me. (Hell, I miss Taylor Hayes.)

My go to three are currently Jada Fire, Katja Kassin, and Simone West


Lily Thai*, Kate St.Ives

*I think that's the right one...small breasts.
 
2013-04-12 12:36:51 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: give me doughnuts: Faye Regan and Stoya.

Ohh yes that red head is fire.

I am currently though working through the works of Roxy Raye and Hotkinkyjo, not for fapping reasons just out of sheer bewilderment and amazement.

I had always thought those giant horse dildos were just props, nope apparently one can actually take them.



I just stare at the gaping abyss that is Hotkinkyjo with amazement...especially when you see some chicks hand pushing out f her stomach above the bellybutton.

I'd pass on Faye, redheads should have blue eyes....but hell yes to Stoya. That woman has perfect skin...and her voice is just...

/I'll be in my bunk now
 
2013-04-12 12:40:40 PM  
Rather interesting that the one person with integrity in this entire scenario is probably the most popular male porn star out there.
 
2013-04-12 12:42:04 PM  

Kiler: MyKingdomForYourHorse: give me doughnuts: Faye Regan and Stoya.

Ohh yes that red head is fire.

I am currently though working through the works of Roxy Raye and Hotkinkyjo, not for fapping reasons just out of sheer bewilderment and amazement.

I had always thought those giant horse dildos were just props, nope apparently one can actually take them.


I just stare at the gaping abyss that is Hotkinkyjo with amazement...especially when you see some chicks hand pushing out f her stomach above the bellybutton.

I'd pass on Faye, redheads should have blue eyes....but hell yes to Stoya. That woman has perfect skin...and her voice is just...

/I'll be in my bunk now


Wat?  Like this?!?!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-12 12:46:17 PM  
It won't be long before I will be able to drive from West Omaha to CouncilTucky and pick her up on a street corner. Better get on it soon before she gets the meth habit down though. Maybe this weekend.......
 
2013-04-12 12:51:29 PM  
tfparsons.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-12 12:53:24 PM  

mhd: That's quite a bit more polite and erudite than I expected.


That's kind of his shtick. It is one of the reasons he's so popular with female porn viewers.
 
2013-04-12 12:56:24 PM  
PsyLord:

Wat?  Like this?!?!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 353x192]


Pretty much
 
2013-04-12 01:10:17 PM  

brandent: So the porn dude was the classy one in the arrangement.


That should tell you a thing or two about the character of this teen mom person...
 
2013-04-12 01:12:00 PM  

give me doughnuts: MyKingdomForYourHorse: ten foiled hats: Um, I very much enjoy the works of Angelika Black, Isis Taylor, and Jynx Maze, to name a few. There will be no kicking of dirt on their memories from me. (Hell, I miss Taylor Hayes.)

My go to three are currently Jada Fire, Katja Kassin, and Simone West

Faye Regan and Stoya.


+1 for Faye
 
2013-04-12 01:15:06 PM  

willfullyobscure: When its a female she's a filthy whore selling her body for money and we should kick dirt on her memory, but when its a guy he's brotastic and boss-man totally high five because he gets paid to get laid and we love that, amirite?


a key that opens many locks is a master key.
a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shiatty lock.
 
2013-04-12 01:15:35 PM  
I wonder how much butter they used.

And yes, he is a prostitute. Who has sex with other prostitutes.
 
2013-04-12 01:25:02 PM  

Kiler: I just stare at the gaping abyss that is Hotkinkyjo with amazement...especially when you see some chicks hand pushing out f her stomach above the bellybutton.


It's like a train wreck, I mean I should be disgusted but I just cant.turn.away

That woman has a colon that should be studied for science
 
2013-04-12 01:41:13 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: ten foiled hats: Um, I very much enjoy the works of Angelika Black, Isis Taylor, and Jynx Maze, to name a few. There will be no kicking of dirt on their memories from me. (Hell, I miss Taylor Hayes.)

My go to three are currently Jada Fire, Katja Kassin, and Simone West


You gotta have three.  I appreciate the random stuff as much as the next farker, but for when you don't want to go looking for (Skinn) Diamonds in the rough, so to speak,...you gotta have three.

Kiler: PsyLord:

Wat?  Like this?!?!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 353x192]

Pretty much


It's bizarre.  Her stomach waves at you.

/"research" purposes?  can't fap to.
 
2013-04-12 01:44:16 PM  
Faye Regan and Stoya.

Stoya seems like a cool chick, but damn, her scenes are boring as fark. Hey look, here's another scene with Baldy, Monkey Face or Patrick Bateman Jr. (Deen, that dude is a serial killer, there's no doubt). Digital Playground and Vivid can make porn look more boring than watching paint dry.
 
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