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(NYPost)   Best Korea is more progressive than the United States. Not only have they had lady soldiers for longer, but they also let them do it in 4-inch high heels   (nypost.com) divider line 113
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2013-04-11 06:24:52 PM
The real question is their love for you long time
 
2013-04-11 06:26:12 PM
Um, no.
 
2013-04-11 06:31:10 PM
As a woman, that sounds like a form of torture. Going out on patrol, in the cold, in high heels....WTF?
 
2013-04-11 06:50:57 PM
Behold. The four women in North Korea who aren't suffering from malnutrition.
 
2013-04-11 07:21:23 PM
Yeah, but to be fair, so does Dear Leader.
 
2013-04-11 08:23:16 PM
"Let them," or "make them"?
 
2013-04-11 08:30:50 PM

El_Frijole_Blanco: The real question is their love for you long time


Depends on how beaucoup you are
 
2013-04-11 10:02:06 PM
i.imgur.com

That's cute, but they're still going to get ROFLSTOMPED by NATO while the Chinese set on their border, point, and laugh.

Real life does not work like a video game or anime tells you it does. Women in four inch stilletos are not combat effective when compared with people on flat soles and using common sense.
 
2013-04-11 10:07:04 PM
Looks like they've got about 0.5 guns per person. Still borrowing old Joe's tricks.
 
2013-04-11 11:09:20 PM

hardinparamedic: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]

That's cute, but they're still going to get ROFLSTOMPED by NATO while the Chinese set on their border, point, and laugh.

Real life does not work like a video game or anime tells you it does. Women in four inch stilletos are not combat effective when compared with people on flat soles and using common sense.


i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-11 11:11:55 PM
China's got them beat.

news.xinhuanet.com
 
2013-04-11 11:25:09 PM
I'm pretty sure the Evil Overlord manual specifically mentions being practical about the uniforms you put hour hench-women in.  Someone isn't doing their homework.
 
2013-04-11 11:26:48 PM
who cares about heels? How are they on gay rights?
 
2013-04-11 11:27:02 PM
The one in the front of the line would do.  The other three are too fat.
 
2013-04-11 11:29:48 PM
I guess the one at the back of the line isn't bad either but I draw the line there.  The middle two look like they are related to shamoo.
 
2013-04-11 11:30:30 PM
4 inches is all I need.
 
2013-04-11 11:31:07 PM
That's so cute. They think they're real soldiers. Nice job, girls.

*snickers*

/condescending
 
2013-04-11 11:31:10 PM
They keep their comfortable shoes in their hats.
 
2013-04-11 11:32:20 PM
If the heel is shorter than your peener, the foot fetish thing just doesn't come out right.
And I've shared too much again.
 
2013-04-11 11:33:03 PM
Fashion police should launch a drone strike.
 
2013-04-11 11:33:07 PM

OgreMagi: I'm pretty sure the Evil Overlord manual specifically mentions being practical about the uniforms you put hour hench-women in.  Someone isn't doing their homework.


Let's see.

Rule 69, section XXX, sub-section 77-b: All female troops of your Legions of Doom must wear at least one of the next attire:

a) Black-Iron breastplate with iron spikes in the breast or nipple areas. Breastplate must no cover shoulders, and must reveal as much cleavage as possible

b) Black/Dark studded leather armor. Metal studs must follow similar rules as the iron spikes in section a. Leather must be tight enough to show curves.

c) Stilettos

d) Corset.

e) Shields/Functional armor/Leutenant armor of Doom must be avoided

If the female elements in your Legions of Doom are spellcasters, they must wear tight robes that show as much curves, and cleavage as possible. However, if your female soldiers are one or a combination of the following types, they can use the regular armor of your Legions of Doom:

a) Unattractive
b) Deformed
c) Mutated/Orcs/Deformed Giants/Monstrous Demons

Remember that all female military leaders of your Legions of Doom that happen to be attractive will fall in love with the main Hero, so always place your trusted henchman to keep an eye on her.
 
2013-04-11 11:33:56 PM
You think that's something, GIS "russian women military"
 
2013-04-11 11:34:28 PM
Hot girls with heels thread?

No?

/leaves disappointed
 
2013-04-11 11:35:20 PM

Cyberluddite: "Let them," or "make them"?


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-11 11:37:29 PM
They wear the heels to make themselves look taller.  All the way up to 5 feet.
 
2013-04-11 11:39:32 PM

natmar_76: That's so cute. They think they're real soldiers. Nice job, girls.

*snickers*

/condescending


I feel the same way, but I'm not condescending because they're women soldiers----I'm condescending because they're  North Koreansoldiers, who as others have pointed out in this thread, would get ROFLSTOMPED by whichever enemy (US, SK, China, Japan, etc.) they're unlucky enough to come into contact with.
 
2013-04-11 11:40:25 PM

irving47: You think that's something, GIS "russian women military"


Yeah, Ukraine sez hai:

www.neoconnews.com
 
2013-04-11 11:40:34 PM
now i am thinking "the Rockettes would kill this leader - with flair - to a beat you could dance to"

i feel bad for laughing
 
2013-04-11 11:42:03 PM

JasonOfOrillia: They wear the heels to make themselves look taller.  All the way up to 5 feet.


Not sure if joking or sarcastic. Malnutrition and all...
 
2013-04-11 11:42:39 PM
Well, we could just launch bombardment after bombardment of fast food.
 
2013-04-11 11:42:52 PM
4,2,1,3 i thinks
 
2013-04-11 11:43:17 PM

OgreMagi: I'm pretty sure the Evil Overlord manual specifically mentions being practical about the uniforms you put hour hench-women in.  Someone isn't doing their homework.


Well because the Evil Overlord Manual is capitalist propaganda.

Didn't you know that?
 
2013-04-11 11:43:20 PM
What female soldiers look like.
dl.dropboxusercontent.com

Best Korea's storm troopers...
dl.dropboxusercontent.com


 mfw explaining the problem to Mr. Kim.
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-04-11 11:45:04 PM

Fano: El_Frijole_Blanco: The real question is their love for you long time

Depends on how beaucoup you are


You're just mashing up Korea and Vietnam.  Vietnam is the place with the delicate little brown sisters who slip an occasional French word into the dialogue.  Korea is the place with the women who look like someone took a shovel and flattened their faces by wacking them square in the mug.
 
2013-04-11 11:45:46 PM

Eps05: JasonOfOrillia: They wear the heels to make themselves look taller.  All the way up to 5 feet.

Not sure if joking or sarcastic. Malnutrition and all...


You know, that's an interesting point. Armies don't fight well on empty stomachs.

Even with North Korea's Army First policy for food, they only get about 500 - 700kcal a day.

For contrast, the combat ration of a US Soldier, the MRE, contains 2400 to 3200kcal, and are designed to provide enough protein, carbohydrates, and nutrients to support a man for 24 hours in fighting conditions. And that's ignoring the so-called "warrior snacks" meant to supplement them.

I seriously imagine any land battle with Best Korea will go off like a zombie movie in the old days. Hordes of half-dead, shambling and malnourished soldiers.
 
2013-04-11 11:48:37 PM
While North Korea has a lock on silly hats they come nowhere close to the British on silly walks.
 
2013-04-11 11:49:11 PM

eraser8: China's got them beat.


Everything is someone's fetish
 
2013-04-11 11:49:26 PM
What is this, The Good Earth part II, the Two Koreas ?
 
2013-04-11 11:50:35 PM
The pretty face of a suicide cult.
 
2013-04-11 11:51:56 PM

rev. dave: The pretty face of a suicide cult.


Great... Jonestown with nukes.
 
2013-04-11 11:54:39 PM

way south: What female soldiers look like.
[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 640x433]

Best Korea's storm troopers...
[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 600x397]


 mfw explaining the problem to Mr. Kim.
[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 600x450]


The ones in green look like men
 
2013-04-11 11:55:01 PM
Being a communist dictatorship would make them more progressive according to the so called progressives.
 
2013-04-11 11:58:33 PM

mizchief: Being a communist dictatorship would make them more progressive according to the so called progressives.


Nothing is so progressive as a ruling class living off staving peasants.
 
2013-04-11 11:59:11 PM

way south: What female soldiers look like.
[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 640x433]


DO YOU SEE ANY SOLDIERS IN THAT PICTURE, NUMBNUTS? I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU DIE!

blog.moviepostershop.com
 
2013-04-11 11:59:16 PM
HMS_Blinkin: I feel the same way, but I'm not condescending because they're women soldiers----I'm condescending because they're  North Koreansoldiers, who as others have pointed out in this thread, would get ROFLSTOMPED by whichever enemy (US, SK, China, Japan, etc.) they're unlucky enough to come into contact with.

arguably, the "spartan spirit" of being able to basically cull any unfit soldiers would improve their general quality of their GIs.

Which would result in very hoss, John Rambo motherfarkers getting cut to ribbons by Blackhawks and A-10s because force multipliers biatch.
 
2013-04-12 12:03:27 AM
See, this upsets me.  You have people who are obviously duped by their government.  They are essentially innocent, even if they are military, because they are so completely lied to about who they are, and what the rest of the world is doing.  This is a case where any action against NK  hurts the innocent far more than the politicians...

Wait, that's business as usual, the world over.  Never mind.  Carry on.
 
2013-04-12 12:05:02 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: The ones in green look like men


That is the point.
If they still look like women after training then they aren't ready for war.
 
2013-04-12 12:06:25 AM
Really, seriously Kim Jong Un.  Four inch heals and give every other 'soldier' a AK-47 that were used 40 years ago.  Those women appear to be reservists with daily duties including more kneeling and bending than a NYC crack whore.

Best Korea, is no longer best.  They've been down graded to mediocre.  Ukraine, now there's a soldier.
 
2013-04-12 12:06:35 AM

hardinparamedic: That's cute, but they're still going to get ROFLSTOMPED by NATO


Eps05: JasonOfOrillia: They wear the heels to make themselves look taller.  All the way up to 5 feet.

Not sure if joking or sarcastic. Malnutrition and all...


The N Korean army had to lower its height requirement for MEN to 4 foot 8 inches because current recruits were raised during the 90s famine.

I almost cried when I read that. There is no excuse for a government failing that badly.
 
2013-04-12 12:10:09 AM

mizchief: Being a communist dictatorship would make them more progressive according to the so called progressives.


Definitely. I wonder what their position is on Global Warming and the Environment?
 
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