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(YouTube)   K-Mart's new commercial is so funny you'll shi* your pants   (youtube.com) divider line 70
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2013-04-11 05:50:11 PM  
Commercial of the year!
 
2013-04-11 06:22:31 PM  
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-04-11 06:23:06 PM  
media.salon.com
 
2013-04-11 07:52:05 PM  
l.yimg.com

Approves!
 
2013-04-11 09:01:49 PM  
Holy ship!
 
2013-04-11 09:08:57 PM  
But do they ship my ship?
 
2013-04-11 09:20:01 PM  
I shipped the bed, a little...
 
2013-04-11 09:27:16 PM  
That's shippy.
 
2013-04-11 09:33:19 PM  
Shiap!
 
2013-04-11 09:34:23 PM  
Do they ship glass coffee tables?  I want to know, for, um a friend of mine.
 
2013-04-11 10:09:45 PM  
Do they ship in hot cocoa sampler boxes?
 
2013-04-11 10:22:43 PM  
I always ship my Kmart pants.  They're so reasonably priced I can ship them over and over again.
 
2013-04-11 10:51:30 PM  
That almost makes me want to shop at Kmart. If only I hadn't already been through the horribly excruciating experience that is picking up an online order at Kmart.
 
2013-04-11 10:53:40 PM  
Whenever I ship my pants, I always want to get the funk out of them.  But then Mike Roch always delivers the goods.

/as an aside, I actually did go to school with a guy named Mike Roch
 
2013-04-11 11:22:24 PM  

dletter: Whenever I ship my pants, I always want to get the funk out of them.  But then Mike Roch always delivers the goods.

/as an aside, I actually did go to school with a guy named Mike Roch


I went to school with a Mike Hunt.

Funny commercial, although I think it's been close to ten years since I've been in a K-Mart.  I might have to stop in the next time I see one.
 
2013-04-11 11:31:20 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: I went to school with a Mike Hunt.


In the US, I've dealt with folks with extremely strong names:Grant Challenger.  George Stryker.  The email address convention was lastname_firstname, which resulted in some names like gay_mike.

But recently I found myself in a role that has me dealing with people around the world.   I find that Asians will adopt Americanized names.  I now work with Stan Lee.
 
2013-04-11 11:32:51 PM  
Seriously,  guys?  Ship sounds like shiat, so what?
 
2013-04-11 11:39:15 PM  
I am normally loathe to participate in Viral Marketing but I have to give K-Mart the slow clap on this one. Bravo.
 
2013-04-11 11:39:49 PM  

Altair: Seriously,  guys?  Ship sounds like shiat, so what?


Huh?  Is that why you think we are laughing?  How jejune.
 
2013-04-11 11:59:29 PM  
I don't always email Kmart commercials, but when I do I'm giggling hysterically.
 
2013-04-12 12:41:54 AM  

Babwa Wawa: TuteTibiImperes: I went to school with a Mike Hunt.

In the US, I've dealt with folks with extremely strong names:Grant Challenger.  George Stryker.  The email address convention was lastname_firstname, which resulted in some names like gay_mike.

But recently I found myself in a role that has me dealing with people around the world.   I find that Asians will adopt Americanized names.  I now work with Stan Lee.


I once worked at a place that did firstname_lastinitial. Could not stop giggling every time I had to email Vijay_J.
 
2013-04-12 12:42:21 AM  
AFA complaint/boycott in 3..2..
 
2013-04-12 12:49:31 AM  
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll righty that was funny :D
 
2013-04-12 01:00:16 AM  
I did that once, but I was sick that day; everything basically came unexpectedly at the same time and it was a pretty ugly scene.
 
2013-04-12 01:01:08 AM  
jmc417.personal.asu.edu


WTF IS THIS SHIP?
 
2013-04-12 01:30:44 AM  
That was really good
 
2013-04-12 02:10:11 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-04-12 02:33:35 AM  

Altair: Seriously,  guys?  Ship sounds like shiat, so what?


Shut up party pooper.  Altair sounds like i don't  care.
 
2013-04-12 04:04:11 AM  
I've only shiat my pants once, in kindergarten; sudden diarrhea. Unfortunately, I was atop the monkey bars and there were several children beneath me.

The two-block walk home was humiliating, but not as bad as the time I lost my cap pistol in the snow, found it, licked the snow, and walked home with the gun frozen to my tongue.
 
2013-04-12 05:48:15 AM  
I ship the bed all the time.  I've had to move a lot lately.
 
2013-04-12 05:48:35 AM  
Was that Bill Cosby in the bed?
 
2013-04-12 06:41:30 AM  

timharrod: I did that once, but I was sick that day; everything basically came unexpectedly at the same time and it was a pretty ugly scene.


Next time, remember there are dressing rooms readily available just for those occasions!!  Just don't forget to take something in with you to "try on".
 
2013-04-12 07:09:22 AM  
Sofa King funny!!
 
2013-04-12 07:25:10 AM  
This is fargin war!
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-12 07:40:54 AM  
But could they ship a fountain in a bathtub?
 
2013-04-12 08:01:28 AM  
Ugh, I sharted at a K-Mart a few years ago.
 
2013-04-12 08:11:45 AM  

timharrod: I did that once, but I was sick that day; everything basically came unexpectedly at the same time and it was a pretty ugly scene.


Ah, excessive #3. Happens to everyone at least once.
 
2013-04-12 08:18:53 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
I about shi* my pants ova here! Pahh!
 
2013-04-12 08:20:27 AM  

Solid State Vittles: [l.yimg.com image 630x444]

Approves!


I'd not heard that story, and the pic made me look it up.  Pretty funny sh*t.
 
2013-04-12 08:26:27 AM  

Altair: Seriously,  guys?  Ship sounds like shiat, so what?


Well I think we found Ben Rothlisberger's Fark handle.
 
2013-04-12 08:47:36 AM  
v013o.popscreen.com

/Genius, GENIUS, GENIUS!

//Nice try K-Mart but ain't nobody shopping there anymore
 
2013-04-12 08:49:11 AM  
Oh!  I got another one:

cdn1.hark.com

/fark you, Glee!
 
2013-04-12 08:58:09 AM  
Closes window after 15 seconds... guess you have to like potty humor.
 
2013-04-12 09:59:25 AM  
i.imgur.com
Life imitates Grand Theft Auto..
 
2013-04-12 10:01:30 AM  
Old and Busted: Shiat
New Hotness: Ship

imokaywiththis dot jepg
 
2013-04-12 10:05:06 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-12 10:05:11 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn3Y7HaKqYg

When tha ship goes down ya better be ready.....
(Goin' down, goin' down, goin' down, goin' down)
(When tha ship goes down)
When tha ship goes down ya better be ready
(Goin' down, goin' down, goin' down, goin' down)
(When tha ship goes down)
 
2013-04-12 10:13:05 AM  

Sagus: Closes window after 15 seconds... guess you have to like potty humor have a sense of humor.


/FTFY
 
2013-04-12 10:40:15 AM  

Charlie Chingas: Sagus: Closes window after 15 seconds... guess you have to like potty humor have a sense of humor be stoned and under the age of 14.

/FTFY


FTFY
 
Bf+
2013-04-12 11:15:58 AM  
Lame-ass commercials In my Fark?
It's extraordinarily likely.
 
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