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(Popular Science)   Huh, why are monkey's butts so colorful?   ( divider line
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2013-04-11 09:10:21 PM

I guess his tie is a little bright, but, honestly, I wouldn't say he's "colorful".
2013-04-11 09:28:17 PM  
After dropping a large painful deuce I call it having "baboon ass".
2013-04-11 10:03:01 PM  
Because Drew killed the music tab.
2013-04-11 10:05:51 PM  
Jesus, this article sucked. "Q: Why are monkeys' butts so colorful? A: Because light happens."
2013-04-11 10:17:19 PM  
because monkeys like colorful butts and they cannot lie
2013-04-11 10:43:48 PM  
Flaring buttocks would really work for Homo sapiens. Plus, assless chaps already exist. Let's evolve as a species!
2013-04-11 10:51:39 PM  
Monkeys. They're still butt-hurt from losing out to humans, Neandethals, Denosovians, Hobbits, Homo erectus, etc.

They really thought they would be the next big thing in evolution.
2013-04-11 11:25:23 PM  
Aw, you noticed!
2013-04-12 01:21:41 AM  

Moonfisher: Now answer for me why journalists can't be bothered to know the difference between monkeys and apes.

This doesn't seem to be a problem in TFA. I see nothing butt monkey ass in the pics.
2013-04-12 02:26:33 AM  
Geez, another saggy pants thread?
2013-04-12 03:40:37 AM  

dugitman: "Monkeybutt" was my favorite insult name in 5th grade. Think I'll start using it again in staff meetings and stuff.

one of my cats developed a prolapsed anus as a kitten. very fiery red. to this day, i still call him monkeybutt.

/surgery fixed him up.
//he looked adorable and pitiful wearing the cone of shame
2013-04-12 08:03:00 AM
2013-04-12 10:03:04 AM  

ProdigalSigh: Mixolydian Master: That article e plained HOW monkey butts are colorful, but not why...The search goes on

Because all monkeys are ass guys, and can you blame them?  The breasts are saggy and the legs are hairy.

If they stood up straighter, they would likely have evolved breasts. As such they kept the good old arse as an indication of being ready to mate. I can appreciate either, being a true Renaissance man.
2013-04-12 12:44:49 PM  
SO instead of answering the question in the useful way, it instead answers the question of how the color blue works as applied to skin.
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