phlegmmo: So you know which one to vote for.
dugitman: "Monkeybutt" was my favorite insult name in 5th grade. Think I'll start using it again in staff meetings and stuff.
Mr Guy: Because, like all primates, females demand it, so males supply it, in an effort to get laid.
Mixolydian Master: That article e plained HOW monkey butts are colorful, but not why...The search goes on
strapp3r: 1) i miss gorgor
God-is-a-Taco: Amos Quito:Why do men let their pants hang off their butts?Because gravity. Duh.Why did the chicken cross the road?For purposes of international statistical comparison, the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) defines a road as "a line of communication (travelled way) using a stabilized base other than rails or air strips open to public traffic, primarily for the use of road motor vehicles running on their own wheels," which includes "bridges, tunnels, supporting structures, junctions, crossings, interchanges, and toll roads, but not cycle paths." In urban areas roads may diverge through a city or village and be named as streets, serving a dual function as urban space easement and route. Modern roads are normally smoothed, paved, or otherwise prepared to allow easy travel. Historically many roads were simply recognizable routes without any formal construction or maintenance.
Moonfisher: Now answer for me why journalists can't be bothered to know the difference between monkeys and apes.
Amos Quito: Okay, now do "chicken".
nobodyUwannaknow: Amos Quito: Okay, now do "chicken".That's either pedophilia or besialtity. To "do" chicken would clearly lead to polygamy and homoghey marriage.
Amos Quito: Why do men let their pants hang off their butts?
strapp3r: 1) i miss gorgor2) speaking of colorful monkey butt - Janine Turner's fb thread is delivering![www.globalpost.com image 650x433]/derp-quake!
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