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(Cracked)   Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Uh, I think so, Brain, but is it true I'm really the genius and you're the insane one?   (cracked.com) divider line 23
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2013-04-11 05:56:59 PM
7 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Y'know, this article brings up an interesting point...

What is sex between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head like?


Appealing.
2013-04-11 06:19:48 PM
4 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: FirstNationalBastard: Y'know, this article brings up an interesting point...

What is sex between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head like?

At first they get baked for about an hour, then Mrs. Potato gets all buttery and salty, then Mr. Potato puts his bacon on her and covers her with sour cream.


And nine months later... tater tots!
2013-04-11 05:51:35 PM
4 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Y'know, this article brings up an interesting point...

What is sex between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head like?


An eyefull
2013-04-11 05:58:23 PM
3 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Y'know, this article brings up an interesting point...

What is sex between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head like?


At first they get baked for about an hour, then Mrs. Potato gets all buttery and salty, then Mr. Potato puts his bacon on her and covers her with sour cream.
2013-04-11 05:38:37 PM
3 votes:
What about Larry?
2013-04-11 06:32:20 PM
2 votes:
Maybe Andy had two moms and their voices are similar. You bigots ever think of that?

lol.
2013-04-11 05:54:50 PM
2 votes:
Who the fark DIDN'T know that Pinky was the smart one?
2013-04-11 05:44:35 PM
2 votes:

JustMatt: Pud: FirstNationalBastard: Y'know, this article brings up an interesting point...

What is sex between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head like?

They take turns with the strap-on.

Is it a strap on or one of those peg attachments, like the rest of their appendages?


Mr. Potato Head likes being pegged?
2013-04-11 05:44:10 PM
2 votes:
Cracked:  How to spend all day jacking off on reddit and get paid for it.
2013-04-11 05:38:41 PM
2 votes:

Pud: FirstNationalBastard: Y'know, this article brings up an interesting point...

What is sex between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head like?

They take turns with the strap-on.


it's really more of a snap-on.
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-04-11 04:35:39 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Y'know, this article brings up an interesting point...

What is sex between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head like?


They take turns with the strap-on.
2013-04-11 03:58:34 PM
2 votes:
Y'know, this article brings up an interesting point...

What is sex between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head like?
2013-04-12 02:42:59 AM
1 votes:
If I remember correctly, Pinky had a couple episodes where it was obvious he was the smart one.  I thought everyone knew that was the 'joke'. Kind of like how eveyone knew Wile E would never catch the roadrunner (even when he finally did), or Barney Rubble was beating Betty.  He was an idiot, and a CAVEMAN!!  What else could happen?

Toy story was about Andy's mom being a whore and now he dealt with it. It's why they ate Pizza Planet all the time (once) and moved constantly (once). There was no Father or mention of him. I thought everyone knew that. How many kids do YOU know that never mention their father, and their mother was NOT a whore?  Single mom with 2 kids, raised by HERSELF?  You KNOW she's putting out.  If I met her out at PP, Andy would be bringing me beer by the next week, and Buzzed would be my nickname.

Sometimes the simplest answers are the best. Occam's razor. Parsimony.

I thought everyone knew these things.
2013-04-11 10:54:11 PM
1 votes:
Have you ever noticed most alternate readings of something are the most bleakest depressing ways of looking at things?

"Lucy taking the ball away is Charlie Brown views her constant beating and raping of him."

shiat like that.

/Charlie Brown has cancer and is going through kemotheorpy, that's why he has nohair
//sad now
2013-04-11 10:48:31 PM
1 votes:
Well that escalated quickly.
2013-04-11 09:10:33 PM
1 votes:

error 303: I always thought it was pretty clear in Toy Story that Andy's mom was just an unmarried single mother. Would that be so shocking? Is there really that much of a need to turn them into a "normal" family and then come up with a reason there was no father figure?


Why was normal in quotes? 2 parents = normal.
2013-04-11 07:44:14 PM
1 votes:
5: Probably not. He's just practical.
4: That would explain a bit.
3: It's just a cartoon.
2: What I've been saying for years.
1: You just took a very dark turn and I'll never be able to view that movie without thinking about that.

Let me ruin some other things for you.
Christopher Robbin's friends were part of suppressing the actions of his pedophilic caregiver.
The destruction of the Death Star was an inside job.
No one ever used the word Ewok.
The Dude should have just taken his carpet to the cleaners.
Dan Akroyd thought Ghostbusters would be a documentary.
Das Kapital was written to pay his rent.
No humanity in The Lion King
2013-04-11 06:31:21 PM
1 votes:
 I thought that was the joke all along.
2013-04-11 06:00:07 PM
1 votes:
It's always amusing when it's painfully obvious that an article's writer doesn't know what he's talking about. I speak of course about Pinky and the Brain, and instead of going into details that will make me seem like a whiny nerd, I'll sit back and feel smug because of his inaccuracies.
2013-04-11 05:51:39 PM
1 votes:
Narf!
2013-04-11 05:35:48 PM
1 votes:

Pud: They take turns with the strap-on.


I couldn't help but read your login as "Spud" considering the context.
2013-04-11 04:41:06 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: My co-worker and I have gotten to the point where if one of us asks, "What'll we do tomorrow?," the other immediately replies, "The same thing we do every day:  try to take over the world!"


How original.  I wish I would have thought of something like that.
2013-04-11 04:20:54 PM
1 votes:
My co-worker and I have gotten to the point where if one of us asks, "What'll we do tomorrow?," the other immediately replies, "The same thing we do every day:  try to take over the world!"
 
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