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(Cracked)   Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Uh, I think so, Brain, but is it true I'm really the genius and you're the insane one?   (cracked.com) divider line 22
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2013-04-11 04:03:20 PM
3 votes:
this article sucked even by cracked standards.
2013-04-11 07:06:00 PM
2 votes:
It is really incredibly sad when fans read way too much into TV shows and movies, especially those from childhood (grow-up ffs). I'd imagine that if you take any of these theories and present them to the creators, they would nod and smile nervously, and roll their eyes while making a circular motion with their index finger pointing to their temple after you have walked away.
2013-04-11 05:51:02 PM
2 votes:
Haha, I like the Courage the Cowardly dog theory, that seems the most plausible.
2013-04-11 05:49:48 PM
2 votes:
Andy's dad is dead in the Toy Story movies. Woody is his dad's toy.
2013-04-12 02:39:30 AM
1 votes:
E.T. is a Jedi botanist.

1. He has Force abilities (healing, telekinesis, empathic link, healing trance)
2. His people were in the Senate during Padme's time.
3. He seemed to recognize Yoda.
4. He is a botanist.

Far in the future of the Star Wars galaxy, long after Luke's time, the Jedi Order continues to exist and send out explorers to other galaxies. E.T. was one of those Jedi.
2013-04-12 12:02:16 AM
1 votes:
Some people need less weed. Also, "your childhood" doesn't mean the same thing as "your opinion of the human race". Stop saying things about my childhood. My childhood is fine. My belief in you people is what gets continually raped and ruined.
2013-04-11 11:51:35 PM
1 votes:

mcmnky: Lokasenna: I think the best one Cracked has found so far was Ferris Bueller's Day Off - it's Cameron the whole time, a la Tyler Durden.

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/I first heard the Pinky and the Brain theory here.  If memory serves, it was a thread about incompetent cartoon sidekicks.  I suggested Pinky, and someone, I wish I remembered who, responded Brain was the crazy sidekick.  Pinky was the care-taker who humored him.


Kinda like a cartoon version of Shutter Island...
2013-04-11 10:54:11 PM
1 votes:
Have you ever noticed most alternate readings of something are the most bleakest depressing ways of looking at things?

"Lucy taking the ball away is Charlie Brown views her constant beating and raping of him."

shiat like that.

/Charlie Brown has cancer and is going through kemotheorpy, that's why he has nohair
//sad now
2013-04-11 10:48:31 PM
1 votes:
Well that escalated quickly.
2013-04-11 09:10:33 PM
1 votes:

error 303: I always thought it was pretty clear in Toy Story that Andy's mom was just an unmarried single mother. Would that be so shocking? Is there really that much of a need to turn them into a "normal" family and then come up with a reason there was no father figure?


Why was normal in quotes? 2 parents = normal.
2013-04-11 08:56:05 PM
1 votes:
I think the best one Cracked has found so far was Ferris Bueller's Day Off - it's Cameron the whole time, a la Tyler Durden.
2013-04-11 07:56:04 PM
1 votes:

Der Poopflinger: the wall-e one is an interesting theory, I just assumed they all ran out of power and he had a glitch that allowed him to think outside the box and keep himself going.


The Wall-E one is stupid. When have you eve seen every single machine break down at the same time? Whatever makes him more than a robot also makes him have a sense of self-preservation. That's all the backstory we need.
2013-04-11 07:39:01 PM
1 votes:

imgod2u: Tremolo: Banacek: Andy's dad is dead in the Toy Story movies. Woody is his dad's toy.

That wouldn't be a bad theory except that there aren't even pictures of the dad around.

We didn't see much of the house from the human eye-level at all though.


Not to mention it could just be as simple as his mom's gotten around a few times too many and popped out 2 kids from random people. Not that Andy doesn't have a dad so much as his mom's a single mother.
2013-04-11 07:08:20 PM
1 votes:
I always thought it was pretty clear in Toy Story that Andy's mom was just an unmarried single mother. Would that be so shocking? Is there really that much of a need to turn them into a "normal" family and then come up with a reason there was no father figure?
2013-04-11 06:31:21 PM
1 votes:
 I thought that was the joke all along.
2013-04-11 06:22:14 PM
1 votes:

Tremolo: Banacek: Andy's dad is dead in the Toy Story movies. Woody is his dad's toy.

That wouldn't be a bad theory except that there aren't even pictures of the dad around.


We didn't see much of the house from the human eye-level at all though.
2013-04-11 06:01:20 PM
1 votes:

Dalrint: Haha, I like the Courage the Cowardly dog theory, that seems the most plausible.


Except there are episodes where we see evidence that the horrors are real and not just Courage's skewering of reality. I'm thinking of the episode where Eustace and Muriel were hypnotized by flan (or something close to that). We saw them come out of their hypnosis at the end, and they were confused by what happened to their bodies ("What happened to you, woman? You're as big as a house!"). If it was all in Courage's head, what made them eat all that flan without being aware of it?
2013-04-11 06:00:07 PM
1 votes:
It's always amusing when it's painfully obvious that an article's writer doesn't know what he's talking about. I speak of course about Pinky and the Brain, and instead of going into details that will make me seem like a whiny nerd, I'll sit back and feel smug because of his inaccuracies.
2013-04-11 05:54:50 PM
1 votes:
Who the fark DIDN'T know that Pinky was the smart one?
2013-04-11 05:44:10 PM
1 votes:
Cracked:  How to spend all day jacking off on reddit and get paid for it.
2013-04-11 04:41:06 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: My co-worker and I have gotten to the point where if one of us asks, "What'll we do tomorrow?," the other immediately replies, "The same thing we do every day:  try to take over the world!"


How original.  I wish I would have thought of something like that.
2013-04-11 03:58:34 PM
1 votes:
Y'know, this article brings up an interesting point...

What is sex between Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head like?
 
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