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(Baton Rouge Advocate)   Police officer was just responding to a call about a minor car accident. And that's when he met Naked Attack Guy   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Naked Attack Guy, police officers, mile marker, vehicle inspection, patrol cars, accidents  
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2921 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Apr 2013 at 10:03 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-12 09:21:39 AM

All right!  Naked Attack Guy!  Excellent butt.  Now it's a party.
2013-04-12 10:05:45 AM  
Naked Attack Guy is the name of my Randy Travis cover band
2013-04-12 10:06:29 AM  
How do you jump into a police car... don't police keep their windows shut when the go to an active emergency/crime scene.
2013-04-12 10:09:31 AM  
No face-eating occurred.  We're safe.

For now.
2013-04-12 10:13:46 AM  
Naked Attack-Guy?  Or Naked-Attach Guy?
2013-04-12 10:23:52 AM  
That appears to be a slightly excessive form of nagging.
2013-04-12 10:42:28 AM  

ruinevil: How do you jump into a police car... don't police keep their windows shut when the go to an active emergency/crime scene.

He probably just opened the passenger door and jumped in.

He wouldn't necessarily have the windows rolled up and the doors locked.  Rolled up windows reduce your ability to hear things from the outside and locked doors inhibit your ability to quickly exit the vehicle.  In certain situations, both of those things can be pretty important to a patrol officer.

The story leaves out answers to the most important questions.  First, was crazy guy with a death wish naked when he punched the first driver or did he disrobe between that altercation and the first officer's arrival.  If he was naked the whole time, did the first driver relay that pretty important piece info when he reported the assault?  Responding to a wreck involving a crazed naked guy should raise one's level of alertness but if he didn't know then it is just another wreck where an involved driver lost his cool.

Second, why in the hell did the trooper fire his handgun?  Call me silly, but I don't think that a crazed naked man fighting with a deputy inside a patrol car is going to be frightened and convinced to give up by a loud bang.  Trooper's probably going to get some paper in his personnel file over that little move.

Finally, please let there be video that gets released.  A naked guy fighting the cops and getting tased is comedy gold every time.
2013-04-12 10:53:28 AM
Did she get him right in the nuts?
2013-04-12 11:36:49 AM  
Simon was taken to a hospital and later booked into the St. Landry Parish jail on one count each of first-offense DWI, driving with a suspended license, careless operation of a vehicle, no seat belt, expired inspection sticker, attempting to disarm a peace officer, simple battery, obscenity, simple burglary of an emergency vehicle, battery on a police officer and four counts of resisting a police officer, State Police said.
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