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(Telegraph)   Add the photo and name of "Vladimir Putin" to your list of things not to put on your fake drivers license   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-04-11 04:11:00 PM  
In Putin's Russia, fake drivers licence something something...
 
2013-04-11 04:21:02 PM  
what about this?

chovanec.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-11 04:21:28 PM  
He so dead.
 
2013-04-11 04:23:38 PM  
FTFA:

"I was always being ribbed about it," he said. "On holiday I saw a realistic looking driving licence in his name, so I snapped it up."

Mr Baier's attempt to pass himself off as Putin left him with a caution and a warning from police that he would be heavily fined should he continue to use fake IDs.

Mr Putin attempted to laugh off the incident, saying he "liked" it.


No harm no foul.  I luld.
 
2013-04-11 04:24:13 PM  
forums.watchuseek.com

Better not mess with the G*d-D@mn Batman either.
 
2013-04-11 04:27:25 PM  
They thought he was serious but he was just putin them on.

/Tip the veal
//Try the waitress
 
2013-04-11 04:37:25 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Is this still ok?
 
2013-04-11 04:38:10 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com

And he finds your lack of faith disturbing...
 
2013-04-11 04:43:11 PM  
www.woosk.com
 
2013-04-11 04:44:59 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

rantsofasassystew.com

"Hmmm...looks legit."
 
2013-04-11 04:47:34 PM  

trippdogg: [www.woosk.com image 471x332]


If I have learned anything from all those Smoking Gun mug shots on Fark each week, it's that this one is probably real. Well, plausible at least.

No respect, no respect. I get no respect. I mooned the DMV camera as a joke and my driver's licence is now a picture of my ass. So far the cops have not said so much as peep when they've asked for it. No respect.

Ah, Rodney Dangerfield, how we miss you.
 
2013-04-11 04:52:21 PM  
The SNL guy is not completely believable as a cop, but the other guy is perfect.

What's the deal with cops and moustaches? Do they were the fancy face hair as a sort of regulation way to show they aren't complete squarebots or are they all gay for the right offer?

I don't drive so I've never had a chance to test either theory directly by getting drunk enough to ask. Come to think of it, I've never been drunk enough to care.
 
2013-04-11 04:54:38 PM  
Wear. Wear the face heir.
 
2013-04-11 05:06:23 PM  

brantgoose: The SNL guy is not completely believable as a cop, but the other guy is perfect.

What's the deal with cops and moustaches? Do they were the fancy face hair as a sort of regulation way to show they aren't complete squarebots or are they all gay for the right offer?

I don't drive so I've never had a chance to test either theory directly by getting drunk enough to ask. Come to think of it, I've never been drunk enough to care.


Seth Rogen.. as the perfect cop? Huh.
 
2013-04-11 05:11:51 PM  
The Russian-speaking 27 year old was stopped as part of a routine check in southern Bavaria

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2013-04-11 05:22:42 PM  
big_hed: "The Russian-speaking 27 year old was stopped as part of a routine check in southern Bavaria"

Time was, we could crack "papers, please" jokes in these sorts of situations.
But if you'll excuse me, the VIPR team is here and I'm about to get the full blue-gloves-for-Freedom exam for having olive skin and a beard.
 
2013-04-11 05:26:56 PM  

big_hed: The Russian-speaking 27 year old was stopped as part of a routine check in southern Bavaria

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Yeah, I was going towards a Godwin on this thread, but it has more of an Iron Curtain checkpoint feel.
 
2013-04-11 05:27:03 PM  
For a second I thought this might have occurred in the US, but then I realized no cops here would know who Putin is.
 
2013-04-11 05:27:45 PM  
actually the lesson is never to rush or threaten the ID forger... they WILL fark you   hard   permanently...

and there's NOTHING you can do about it.
 
2013-04-11 05:35:48 PM  
That's ok.  Mine says Vladimir Tootin
 
2013-04-11 05:39:42 PM  
Lesson of the day: when you're clearing out an old Berlin KGB safehouse, do not use the fake identities. They are no longer good covers.
 
2013-04-11 05:48:52 PM  
♫  Well give your ID card to the border guard
Yeah your alias says you're
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets
'cause he won't speak English anyway... ♫
 
2013-04-11 06:30:01 PM  
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Let the hijinks ensue!
 
2013-04-11 07:17:28 PM  
So back on Finland's list?
 
2013-04-11 08:26:39 PM  
If my name really was Vladimir Putin (which it couldn't be since I'm female, but if it was) I'd have changed it by now out of sheer terror.
 
2013-04-11 09:10:51 PM  

OSULugan: ♫  Well give your ID card to the border guard
Yeah your alias says you're
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets
'cause he won't speak English anyway... ♫


Everybody knows, the world is full of stupid people . . .

/Love that song
//Used to cover it in a bar band
 
2013-04-11 09:35:55 PM  
How about Vlagimar Pooty-poot?
 
2013-04-11 09:38:26 PM  

hogans: Vlagimar


wasn't that a guy from Harry Potter?

/or am I thinking LotR?
 
2013-04-11 10:06:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: If my name really was Vladimir Putin (which it couldn't be since I'm female, but if it was) I'd have changed it by now out of sheer terror.


Exactly.

They just think Putin laughed it off. What they don't know is the kid already has enough radioactive material in him that he'll glow in the dark.

You don't fark with the Putin
 
2013-04-12 07:47:07 AM  
www.idcardgroup.com
 
2013-04-12 08:47:56 AM  

abhorrent1: [www.idcardgroup.com image 450x279]


I didn't know Kenyan looked so Asian.
/oh snap
 
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