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(First To Know)   Bad: Killing your sister. Weird: Pickling her head. Sick: Leaving it in a public toilet   (firsttoknow.com) divider line 62
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2013-04-11 02:27:22 PM  
"What's the dill with pickled heads?"
static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-04-11 03:52:22 PM  
Sounds like an excitable boy.
 
2013-04-11 03:52:28 PM  
A moose once pickled my sister's head
 
2013-04-11 03:52:33 PM  
Pickles are just cucumbers who sold their souls to the devil, and the devil was dill.

www.tokeofthetown.com
 
2013-04-11 03:54:04 PM  
Jesus. THANKS OBAMA.
 
2013-04-11 03:54:17 PM  
Tasty: eating her liver with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.
 
2013-04-11 03:54:54 PM  
At least that thread is not going to rise again.
 
2013-04-11 03:56:14 PM  
Hey!!!! He stole my idea!

Jk
 
2013-04-11 03:57:17 PM  
Wouldn't it be Sick, Bad, and Weird, in that order?
 
2013-04-11 03:57:22 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-11 03:57:34 PM  
Which redditor confessed to this?  And which meme did she/he use for the confession?
 
2013-04-11 03:57:50 PM  
Is she at least kosher?
 
2013-04-11 03:59:03 PM  

InfrasonicTom: Which redditor confessed to this?  And which meme did she/he use for the confession?


since I can't edit...


r/drr
 
2013-04-11 03:59:07 PM  
Something borrowed, something blue....
 
2013-04-11 03:59:33 PM  
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
/doesn't see the problem with it at all
 
2013-04-11 04:00:36 PM  
Bonus: Helpful photo of what a public toilet might look like.

firsttoknow.com
 
2013-04-11 04:02:06 PM  
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled sister
 
2013-04-11 04:03:25 PM  
What a waste of good food.
 
2013-04-11 04:04:45 PM  
Clearly this story is a sham. I was assured by farkers that only Americans and their crazy gun culture lead to people doing crazy shiat.
 
2013-04-11 04:06:54 PM  
While the page is loading, Imma guess some country in Asia
...
perplexing story involving a Taiwanese man
....
SCORE!
 
2013-04-11 04:07:30 PM  
Now that's how you get a head in life!
 
2013-04-11 04:15:20 PM  
Well that is an age old question. A Burrito his you the wrong way, rush to the bathroom, all stalls filled but one, go in and see a picked head in the john...
What to do, what to do..
 
2013-04-11 04:16:38 PM  
static.tumblr.com
If it looks good, eat it!
 
2013-04-11 04:17:06 PM  

ItchyMcDoogle: Well that is an age old question. A Burrito his you the wrong way, rush to the bathroom, all stalls filled but one, go in and see a picked head in the john...
What to do, what to do..


Use the sink
 
2013-04-11 04:19:48 PM  

Huck Chaser: Pickles are just cucumbers who sold their souls


They made a dill with the devil.
 
2013-04-11 04:24:30 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [static.tumblr.com image 254x344]
If it looks good, eat it!


Why does he have a rubber band around that dicksangwich?
 
2013-04-11 04:26:26 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: While the page is loading, Imma guess some country in Asia
...
perplexing story involving a Taiwanese man
....
SCORE!


WOW! what are the odds? I think you need to buy the powerball seriously! I mean Asia is only home to 70% of the world's population afterall.
 
2013-04-11 04:28:21 PM  
Was her name Kim Chee?
 
2013-04-11 04:29:05 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: CapeFearCadaver: While the page is loading, Imma guess some country in Asia
...
perplexing story involving a Taiwanese man
....
SCORE!

WOW! what are the odds? I think you need to buy the powerball seriously! I mean Asia is only home to 70% of the world's population afterall.


I know, right! That's exactly what I was thinking! HOLY CRAP! I DID IT AGAIN!!!
 
2013-04-11 04:36:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-11 04:42:15 PM  
Well, it was Taiwan...perhaps he had a thing about girl children


/hell, one ticket please
 
2013-04-11 04:44:33 PM  
Alright smart guy, where do you store your pickled sister heads?
 
2013-04-11 04:45:30 PM  
"Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shiat."
 
2013-04-11 04:49:45 PM  
I prefer putting severed heads on the backs of desert tortoises, but whatever.
 
2013-04-11 04:54:37 PM  

MidnightVoyager: [i.imgur.com image 500x417]


I was not expecting a Hatoful Boyfriend reference on Fark, but I strongly approve.

\Heads in jars and brains in.. uh.  Things?
 
2013-04-11 04:55:00 PM  

ItchyMcDoogle: Well that is an age old question. A Burrito his you the wrong way, rush to the bathroom, all stalls filled but one, go in and see a picked head in the john...
What to do, what to do..


I just cover their eyes and go about my business.
 
2013-04-11 04:57:10 PM  
Composite sketch of suspect:

adventuresofasinglegirl.com
 
2013-04-11 04:59:55 PM  

blatz514: ItchyMcDoogle: Well that is an age old question. A Burrito his you the wrong way, rush to the bathroom, all stalls filled but one, go in and see a picked head in the john...
What to do, what to do..

I just cover their eyes and go about my business.


AND THEN, I call the cops. A man has his priorities.
 
2013-04-11 05:00:49 PM  
Dear Prudence:

THIS is the problem with keeping trophies. You have to maintain your trophy case. You can't maintain it too close to yourself or you might get caught with it. You can't maintain it too far away or you might not get back in time to pay rent on the space and it gets found and traced back to you. But if you're going to be serious about the whole thing you've got to get through this dillema one way or another.

Any suggestions

Yours Truly
H. Lecter
 
2013-04-11 05:04:07 PM  
I'm hearing Harvey Birdman say, "I'LL take the case!"
 
2013-04-11 05:04:25 PM  
Was she hot?
 
2013-04-11 05:08:39 PM  
And what do farks favorite Taiwanese animators have to say about it?
 
2013-04-11 05:10:29 PM  
wow, this dude hated his sister
 
2013-04-11 05:11:14 PM  
i.eatliver.com
 
2013-04-11 05:12:13 PM  
 All of a sudden my sibling rivalries seem rather trivial.

And I got stiches from it.

Hypnozombie
 
2013-04-11 05:15:15 PM  
Gee, that's at least three tags in one headline.

Where the Hell is Florida tag? Is the the Penile State too busy recovering from Spring Break to make an appearance to help a Fark Thread out?
 
2013-04-11 05:17:04 PM  

Huck Chaser: Pickles are just cucumbers who sold their souls to the devil, and the devil was dill.


Mitch's wife was on the WTF podcast recently. Very interesting and worth checking out.

And for the farkers asking if the sister was hot, he just dumped the head and kept the body, didn't he?

I'm thinking butter face.

/though sounds more like salt-cured than pickled.
 
2013-04-11 05:17:58 PM  
I don't want your sister's toilet head-pickle. I just want to ride my motorsickle.
 
2013-04-11 05:24:57 PM  

Tax Boy: I don't want your sister's toilet head-pickle. I just want to ride my motorsickle.


And sheee didn't want to die, she just wanted to ride her moootorcy

cle
 
2013-04-11 05:29:32 PM  
He was just sending her to the Ministry of Magic for further study.
 
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