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(New Bern Sun Journal)   Waffle House evacuated and 2 1/2 hour standoff with SWAT team ensues because of C: Crazy naked guy barricaded in bathroom. "He asked me if I'd seen the movie 'Uncle Willie.' I said I hadn't, and he said, 'Well, I'm Uncle Willie.'"   (newbernsj.com) divider line 19
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2013-04-11 03:00:38 PM
4 votes:
Oh, uncle Willie!
i.qkme.me
2013-04-11 04:18:16 PM
2 votes:

Whatthefark: What would happen if Wal Mart were to open Waffle Houses in their stores?


We'd have an even more narrowed-down target for the bombs when we finally decide to embrace eugenics.
2013-04-11 02:53:58 PM
2 votes:
Any excuse to post a link to this video...

comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
"If you've never been to a Waffle House, imagine a gas station bathroom that sells waffles."
2013-04-11 02:47:41 PM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-11 01:55:13 PM
2 votes:
He's the goddamn bathman
2013-04-11 01:52:55 PM
2 votes:
lafayettewright.files.wordpress.com
Dammit, when someone asks you if you've seen Uncle Willie, you say "Yes!"
2013-04-11 01:14:09 PM
2 votes:
Honest sarge...he was already scattered and smothered and chunked before I even got there.
2013-04-11 04:04:19 PM
1 votes:

Manfred J. Hattan: Wait, they closed and evacuated a Waffle House for that?  Why didn't they just call the weekend night manager and ask what the usual protocol is?


They did.
The usual protocol is to call Uncle Willie.
2013-04-11 03:50:28 PM
1 votes:
Wait, they closed and evacuated a Waffle House for that?  Why didn't they just call the weekend night manager and ask what the usual protocol is?
2013-04-11 02:58:04 PM
1 votes:

Whatthefark: What would happen if Wal Mart were to open Waffle Houses in their stores?


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2013-04-11 02:56:36 PM
1 votes:
What would happen if Wal Mart were to open Waffle Houses in their stores?
2013-04-11 02:52:37 PM
1 votes:

what_now: Ok. So Waffle House.

Back in the dark ages when I lived in the South, I went to a Waffle House and ordered a sandwich. This was my first mistake. The sandwich was almost inedible ( I don't remember what kind it was) and the place was dirty and sad.  After that experience, Waffle House went on my "never again" list.

This isn't too hard- I live in NE.

Last week, the BF and I did a tour of the Dirty Souf, and he convinced me to try again. This time, I ordered proper breakfast food- hash browns and an bacon/egg/cheese biscuit. The food was fine.

The staff..oh my god the staff. The cook was berating the waitresses, especially they young one who seemed like life hadn't ruined her yet, the older lady was bitterly complaining about the credit card machine, and when we left, we ran into a woman coming on shift and we saw her defeated sigh as she opened the door.

We ate as quickly as possible, hoping that if someone started shooting, we'd be out of the way.


so, you went on a quiet day.
2013-04-11 02:51:28 PM
1 votes:
I like Waffle House
2013-04-11 02:51:06 PM
1 votes:
Geez Mr. Lahey, is that the liquor talking?
Randy......I am the liquor.
/not sure why the headline made me think of that, but it did.
2013-04-11 02:46:38 PM
1 votes:
Isn't about time to admit what most of us have suspected, the Waffle House is performance art.
2013-04-11 02:46:35 PM
1 votes:
I read that as "White House".

Biden would have taken care of it himself. In 3 minutes. While using a urinal. Oh yes. Oh yes.
2013-04-11 02:43:33 PM
1 votes:
Naked crazy guy sure does get around.
2013-04-11 01:55:51 PM
1 votes:
You can't push Willie around. Willie won't go.
2013-04-11 01:22:27 PM
1 votes:
I assumed the line would be not "I'm Uncle Willie" but "Well then, let me show you Uncle Willie."
 
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