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(New Bern Sun Journal)   Waffle House evacuated and 2 1/2 hour standoff with SWAT team ensues because of C: Crazy naked guy barricaded in bathroom. "He asked me if I'd seen the movie 'Uncle Willie.' I said I hadn't, and he said, 'Well, I'm Uncle Willie.'"   (newbernsj.com) divider line 55
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2013-04-11 01:14:09 PM
Honest sarge...he was already scattered and smothered and chunked before I even got there.
 
2013-04-11 01:22:27 PM
I assumed the line would be not "I'm Uncle Willie" but "Well then, let me show you Uncle Willie."
 
2013-04-11 01:25:50 PM
Free Willie!
 
2013-04-11 01:32:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-11 01:40:10 PM

Cyberluddite: I assumed the line would be not "I'm Uncle Willie" but "Well then, let me show you Uncle Willie."


cdn.blogs.babble.com

wwwimage.cbsnews.com
 
2013-04-11 01:52:55 PM
lafayettewright.files.wordpress.com
Dammit, when someone asks you if you've seen Uncle Willie, you say "Yes!"
 
2013-04-11 01:55:13 PM
He's the goddamn bathman
 
2013-04-11 01:55:51 PM
You can't push Willie around. Willie won't go.
 
2013-04-11 02:07:17 PM
Ok. So Waffle House.

Back in the dark ages when I lived in the South, I went to a Waffle House and ordered a sandwich. This was my first mistake. The sandwich was almost inedible ( I don't remember what kind it was) and the place was dirty and sad.  After that experience, Waffle House went on my "never again" list.

This isn't too hard- I live in NE.

Last week, the BF and I did a tour of the Dirty Souf, and he convinced me to try again. This time, I ordered proper breakfast food- hash browns and an bacon/egg/cheese biscuit. The food was fine.

The staff..oh my god the staff. The cook was berating the waitresses, especially they young one who seemed like life hadn't ruined her yet, the older lady was bitterly complaining about the credit card machine, and when we left, we ran into a woman coming on shift and we saw her defeated sigh as she opened the door.

We ate as quickly as possible, hoping that if someone started shooting, we'd be out of the way.
 
2013-04-11 02:15:39 PM
Becoming agitated, he began smashing the restaurant's hanging light fixtures with his walking stick and knocking items from counters.

At one point the man said to Thompson, "I'm bipolar. Did I tell you I'm bipolar?"


Yeaaaaaaaaaah, I figured that out on my own after you went crazy with your pointy stick.
 
2013-04-11 02:43:01 PM
That's my three-legged dog, Willie.
 
2013-04-11 02:43:33 PM
Naked crazy guy sure does get around.
 
2013-04-11 02:46:35 PM
I read that as "White House".

Biden would have taken care of it himself. In 3 minutes. While using a urinal. Oh yes. Oh yes.
 
2013-04-11 02:46:38 PM
Isn't about time to admit what most of us have suspected, the Waffle House is performance art.
 
2013-04-11 02:47:41 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-11 02:48:18 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-11 02:51:06 PM

theorellior: Naked crazy guy sure does get around.


Well, he is greased up.
 
2013-04-11 02:51:06 PM
Geez Mr. Lahey, is that the liquor talking?
Randy......I am the liquor.
/not sure why the headline made me think of that, but it did.
 
2013-04-11 02:51:28 PM
I like Waffle House
 
2013-04-11 02:52:04 PM
The best part of the story is where they did the research to figure out the movie he was referencing, because hey, that might be the one part of his story that makes sense. Cause if a urine soaked crazy with a knife smashes a light and hides in the bathroom for 2.5 hours while naked, I want to make sure he isn't actually Donald Wolfit. That part seemed totally legit.

/I was this close to calling TMZ.
 
2013-04-11 02:52:37 PM

what_now: Ok. So Waffle House.

Back in the dark ages when I lived in the South, I went to a Waffle House and ordered a sandwich. This was my first mistake. The sandwich was almost inedible ( I don't remember what kind it was) and the place was dirty and sad.  After that experience, Waffle House went on my "never again" list.

This isn't too hard- I live in NE.

Last week, the BF and I did a tour of the Dirty Souf, and he convinced me to try again. This time, I ordered proper breakfast food- hash browns and an bacon/egg/cheese biscuit. The food was fine.

The staff..oh my god the staff. The cook was berating the waitresses, especially they young one who seemed like life hadn't ruined her yet, the older lady was bitterly complaining about the credit card machine, and when we left, we ran into a woman coming on shift and we saw her defeated sigh as she opened the door.

We ate as quickly as possible, hoping that if someone started shooting, we'd be out of the way.


so, you went on a quiet day.
 
2013-04-11 02:53:00 PM
Do they make real grits at the Waffle House? Are they good?
 
2013-04-11 02:53:58 PM
Any excuse to post a link to this video...

comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
"If you've never been to a Waffle House, imagine a gas station bathroom that sells waffles."
 
2013-04-11 02:55:04 PM

what_now: Ok. So Waffle House.

Back in the dark ages when I lived in the South, I went to a Waffle House and ordered a sandwich. This was my first mistake. The sandwich was almost inedible ( I don't remember what kind it was) and the place was dirty and sad.  After that experience, Waffle House went on my "never again" list.

This isn't too hard- I live in NE.

Last week, the BF and I did a tour of the Dirty Souf, and he convinced me to try again. This time, I ordered proper breakfast food- hash browns and an bacon/egg/cheese biscuit. The food was fine.

The staff..oh my god the staff. The cook was berating the waitresses, especially they young one who seemed like life hadn't ruined her yet, the older lady was bitterly complaining about the credit card machine, and when we left, we ran into a woman coming on shift and we saw her defeated sigh as she opened the door.

We ate as quickly as possible, hoping that if someone started shooting, we'd be out of the way.


The Waffle house are really only there to keep the drag queens and drunks fed at 3 in the morning.

one never actually visits the waffle house during the daylight hours.

people who are there during the daylight hours are all third shift workers "staying out all night"

Once you understand how the waffle house works on a socioeconomic level, you will be more comfortable at your next visit at
4 am Christmas Eve
 
2013-04-11 02:56:36 PM
What would happen if Wal Mart were to open Waffle Houses in their stores?
 
2013-04-11 02:57:31 PM
Uncle Wilfred?

media.utdailybeacon.com
 
2013-04-11 02:58:04 PM

Whatthefark: What would happen if Wal Mart were to open Waffle Houses in their stores?


Dividebyzero.jpg
 
2013-04-11 02:59:31 PM

Gunny Walker: The best part of the story is where they did the research to figure out the movie he was referencing, because hey, that might be the one part of his story that makes sense. Cause if a urine soaked crazy with a knife smashes a light and hides in the bathroom for 2.5 hours while naked, I want to make sure he isn't actually Donald Wolfit. That part seemed totally legit.

/I was this close to calling TMZ.


Why complain when journalists try to do research for once?
 
2013-04-11 02:59:33 PM
It would be fraggin' hilarious if the guy's last name was Johnson.

Willie Johnson.....heh...
 
2013-04-11 03:00:38 PM
Oh, uncle Willie!
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-11 03:01:44 PM

Raging Whore Moans: I like Waffle House


You can't beat that All Star Special.

/Scattered, Smothered, Covered, and Chunked please
//Grits...meh...
 
2013-04-11 03:03:30 PM
For some reason I read that as "White House". It was a lot more amusing that way. I assume that this happens all the time in Waffle House.
 
2013-04-11 03:17:53 PM

OMG.. a Naked Man AND Waffle House Thread.  This is indeed, and wonderful week.



Naked Man 3rd time in 3 weeks. joy.
 
2013-04-11 03:20:20 PM
WTF is up with NC this week?
 
2013-04-11 03:21:40 PM

Sybarite: You can't push Willie around. Willie won't go.


Sweet Ref ya have there ;)
 
2013-04-11 03:21:45 PM
 
2013-04-11 03:43:08 PM
You know what's good with waffles?

Chicken.
 
2013-04-11 03:50:28 PM
Wait, they closed and evacuated a Waffle House for that?  Why didn't they just call the weekend night manager and ask what the usual protocol is?
 
2013-04-11 04:04:19 PM

Manfred J. Hattan: Wait, they closed and evacuated a Waffle House for that?  Why didn't they just call the weekend night manager and ask what the usual protocol is?


They did.
The usual protocol is to call Uncle Willie.
 
2013-04-11 04:13:09 PM

Cerebral Knievel: what_now: Ok. So Waffle House.

Back in the dark ages when I lived in the South, I went to a Waffle House and ordered a sandwich. This was my first mistake. The sandwich was almost inedible ( I don't remember what kind it was) and the place was dirty and sad.  After that experience, Waffle House went on my "never again" list.

This isn't too hard- I live in NE.

Last week, the BF and I did a tour of the Dirty Souf, and he convinced me to try again. This time, I ordered proper breakfast food- hash browns and an bacon/egg/cheese biscuit. The food was fine.

The staff..oh my god the staff. The cook was berating the waitresses, especially they young one who seemed like life hadn't ruined her yet, the older lady was bitterly complaining about the credit card machine, and when we left, we ran into a woman coming on shift and we saw her defeated sigh as she opened the door.

We ate as quickly as possible, hoping that if someone started shooting, we'd be out of the way.

The Waffle house are really only there to keep the drag queens and drunks fed at 3 in the morning.

one never actually visits the waffle house during the daylight hours.

people who are there during the daylight hours are all third shift workers "staying out all night"

Once you understand how the waffle house works on a socioeconomic level, you will be more comfortable at your next visit at
4 am Christmas Eve


I had this past Christmas and Easter dinners at a Waffle House. I like to support places that are open all the time on holidays, and since I'm single and my family all lives far away it's a nice convenient option. I think I'll continue that trend for a bit (plus at least at the one around me, the food is pretty good).

/my waitress was new and had to have me reconfirm my order about four times
//then she gave it to a guy sitting at another table, came back ten seconds later, took it away and gave it to me
///Still left a big tip, it sucks having to work holidays
 
2013-04-11 04:18:16 PM

Whatthefark: What would happen if Wal Mart were to open Waffle Houses in their stores?


We'd have an even more narrowed-down target for the bombs when we finally decide to embrace eugenics.
 
2013-04-11 04:26:26 PM
Whew, I got confused.  I thought the Swat team was what caused the standoff for 2 1/2 hours.  Until i read the part about the naked guy
 
2013-04-11 04:28:41 PM
ak1.ostkcdn.com

a NAMBLA Major Motion Picture

Adapted for the screen by Pete Townsend
Music by Gary Glitter

Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman  as "Uncle Willie"
 
2013-04-11 04:31:16 PM
Why is this even news?  This is the entire reason you go to Waffle House.

/I love Waffle House
//I stab people there
///It's just a funny song
 
2013-04-11 04:41:23 PM
NO

I AM UNCLE WILLIE


I am Uncle Willie
 
2013-04-11 04:44:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-11 04:48:12 PM
"There was a 1954 British film titled "Uncle Willie's Bicycle Shop" in which an alcoholic but loveable and eccentric "Uncle Willie" brings two young lovers together; but a quick search of Internet Movie Database did not reveal any other similarly titled films. "

Will Greenlee could learn a thing or two from Mr. Hand.
 
2013-04-11 05:27:22 PM
This sounds like a typical Waffle House experience.

//I miss the old Waffle House near the university in Tampa, FL.
///Grizzled old waitresses, and tasty hash browns.
 
2013-04-11 06:15:34 PM
I read that as "White House" the first time and it was much more interesting that way.
 
2013-04-11 07:34:38 PM
Uhmmm...

i.imgur.com

/Have they confirmed it's not him?
 
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