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2013-04-11 01:26:49 PM
contains cheddar curds

robmart.in

Squeak!
 
2013-04-11 01:50:55 PM
Uh... no, thank you
 
2013-04-11 01:52:25 PM
I bet that is farking incredible. Yum yum.
 
2013-04-11 01:57:28 PM
The Salted Caramel Angry Lobster Fatty Melt, as it's officially called, contains cheddar curds, smoked ricotta, gouda, two more types of cheddar, fromage blanc (a form of cream cheese), butter milk with chili-chipotle lobster salad and a salted caramel drizzle.

Fark that noise.  It's like an episode of Lost - alot's going on, but but none of it makes a damn bit of sense.

Cheddar on white for the classic.  Cheddar, bacon and reconstituted sun-dried tomato on pumpernickel FTW!
 
2013-04-11 01:57:50 PM
It served its purpose, namely getting some restaurant free publicity.
 
2013-04-11 01:57:51 PM
It'll set you back $22

No it won't.
 
2013-04-11 01:58:01 PM
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2013-04-11 01:58:14 PM
Enough with the 'let's pack salt sweet bitter and sour into every menu item' craze.  We invented chutney, relish, pickles, and condiments for a reason.
 
2013-04-11 01:59:23 PM
What's the next suburban childhood staple the hipsters will base food trucks off of?
 
2013-04-11 01:59:39 PM
"Hudson Common, a trendy midtown eatery..."

I think I found the problem.
 
2013-04-11 02:00:14 PM
Grilled cheese with bacon.

Cooked in the bacon grease

/best Grilled cheese
 
2013-04-11 02:00:42 PM

blatz514: contains cheddar curds

[robmart.in image 380x235]

Squeak!


No whey!
 
2013-04-11 02:00:49 PM
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2013-04-11 02:00:50 PM
Sounds like mad-lib's for sandwiches.
 
2013-04-11 02:00:51 PM

Ivo Shandor: [family_guy_everyone_puking.jpg]


I'll help

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2013-04-11 02:01:40 PM
This thread is going to get too foodie.
 
2013-04-11 02:03:14 PM
Srsly....wtf is wrong with these people
 
2013-04-11 02:03:15 PM
So it's not a grilled cheese sammich.
 
2013-04-11 02:05:21 PM
That sounds utterly revolting, and my stomach heaved just from reading it.  I like lobster, I like grilled cheese, I like caramel drizzle.....NOT ALL AT ONCE.  Who ruins good food like that?
 
2013-04-11 02:05:29 PM
Wake up and eat at the Y.
 
2013-04-11 02:06:11 PM
Short list is a terrible site as it never opens to the site on my tablet.
 
2013-04-11 02:06:18 PM
i48.tinypic.com

No.
 
2013-04-11 02:06:20 PM
Goddamn hipsters.

First bacon.

Then mac and cheese.

Now grilled cheese.

And fark me, that's a lobster melt, not grilled farking cheese.
 
2013-04-11 02:07:21 PM
Kind of want.

$22

Never mind. I'm not that high.
 
2013-04-11 02:07:30 PM
Yeah I don't think so. I'll just have my default with American since I always end up forgetting about the other cheeses and they get moldy.
 
2013-04-11 02:08:34 PM
If there are any ingredients other than cheese and bread, then it's not a grilled cheese sandwich. It's a different kind of sandwich.
 
2013-04-11 02:08:37 PM

offacue: Wake up and eat at the Y.


Does it resemble a grilled cheese?
 
2013-04-11 02:08:38 PM
Caramel... lobster.

Those are two words I never want to see, or hear, together again. XP
 
2013-04-11 02:09:37 PM
That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?
 
2013-04-11 02:10:02 PM

verbaltoxin: If there are any ingredients other than cheese and bread, then it's not a grilled cheese sandwich. It's a different kind of sandwich.


You forgot butter.  Other than that, yup.
 
2013-04-11 02:10:49 PM
My wife makes a great grilled cheese with cheddar, moz, and cream cheese. Once you get past the heart attack, it's delicious.
 
2013-04-11 02:10:59 PM

ten foiled hats: offacue: Wake up and eat at the Y.

Does it resemble a grilled cheese?


Usually shaved beef or sometimes a blue waffle...
 
2013-04-11 02:11:12 PM
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2013-04-11 02:11:41 PM
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2013-04-11 02:11:41 PM

highbrow45: That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?


Because American cheese is shiat.
 
2013-04-11 02:12:19 PM
Served with a handmade tureen of roasted Tuscan tomato and smoked bacon bisque.
 
2013-04-11 02:12:33 PM

Coco LaFemme: That sounds utterly revolting, and my stomach heaved just from reading it.  I like lobster, I like grilled cheese, I like caramel drizzle.....NOT ALL AT ONCE.  Who ruins good food like that?


I have a friend who will eat anything you put in front of him. He's fun at a buffet. We once made him a plate with some ice cream, gummy bears, salad with shreded cheese and dressing, all wrapped in a slice of ham like a taco and topped with whipped cream and thousand island dressing and he ate every bit of it.
I think now maybe he should open a trendy restaurant in midtown manhattan.
 
2013-04-11 02:12:45 PM
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2013-04-11 02:12:52 PM

Coco LaFemme: That sounds utterly revolting, and my stomach heaved just from reading it.  I like lobster, I like grilled cheese, I like caramel drizzle.....NOT ALL AT ONCE.  Who ruins good food like that?



"I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!"

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2013-04-11 02:13:17 PM

Teknowaffle: Short list is a terrible site as it never opens to the site on my tablet.


Get a real computer, Hippie.
 
2013-04-11 02:13:35 PM
I like my grilled cheese with ham, lettuce, tomato and salami, except I don't melt the cheese or grill the bread.
 
2013-04-11 02:13:47 PM
Caramel is terrible. Protostomes are not meant to be eaten. Their asses are where their heads should be.
 
2013-04-11 02:13:52 PM

INeedAName: highbrow45: That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?

Because American cheese is shiat.


and we wonder why half of  this country is overweight, a sandwich of cheese coated with butter (probably on white bread)
 
2013-04-11 02:14:05 PM
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2013-04-11 02:14:06 PM

verbaltoxin: If there are any ingredients other than cheese and bread, then it's not a grilled cheese sandwich. It's a different kind of sandwich.


It's a different kind of sandwich all together.
 
2013-04-11 02:15:24 PM
I love salted caramel; I love lobster; I love grilled cheese.

SEPARATELY.

Just because you can throw them all together, doesn't mean that you should.
 
2013-04-11 02:15:25 PM
I want to go to Legal Seafood now and eat a nice classic Lobster Roll in a vain attempt to restore some kind of order to all this nonsense.
 
2013-04-11 02:15:38 PM
Sounds like the owner or chef must have had a stroke or some other form of severe brain injury.  Only way I could explain someone would think those flavor combinations would be good is some serious neuro-scramble.
 
2013-04-11 02:17:06 PM
Meh. Leave off the caramel sauce and it sounds good, not a grilled cheese sandwich, but yummy.
 
2013-04-11 02:17:26 PM
It looks like something someone would dare you to eat.
 
2013-04-11 02:18:14 PM
they had me until they got to the caramel sauce. otherwise, its kind of like lobster mac and cheese.
 
2013-04-11 02:18:15 PM
Sounds ok to me. Salty, sweet, spicy. I like things that taste like those.

$22 bucks though? Guess that's the premium for eating at a "trendy" restaurant, because I doubt there's much lobster to justify that price.
 
2013-04-11 02:18:25 PM

monoski: INeedAName: highbrow45: That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?

Because American cheese is shiat.

and we wonder why half of  this country is overweight, a sandwich of cheese coated with butter (probably on white bread)


Sorry, which one of us ran a half marathon last weekend?
 
2013-04-11 02:18:43 PM

INeedAName: highbrow45: That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?

Because American cheese is shiat.


that may be, but it's ideal for a grilled cheese sandwich.
 
2013-04-11 02:19:01 PM

tricycleracer: What's the next suburban childhood staple the hipsters will base food trucks off of?


Peanut butter and jelly?
 
2013-04-11 02:19:07 PM
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2013-04-11 02:19:30 PM
It may be an unpleasant experience, but whoever eats that sandwich is fortunate nonetheless. Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of their life. Their breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had.
 
2013-04-11 02:19:50 PM
Meh. If you're not using Widmer's brick cheese, you've just got a hot sandwich that incorporates some melted cheese. I pity those of you who don't know the deliciousness of a true grilled cheese sandwich using Widmer's brick.
 
2013-04-11 02:20:20 PM

blatz514: verbaltoxin: If there are any ingredients other than cheese and bread, then it's not a grilled cheese sandwich. It's a different kind of sandwich.

It's a different kind of sandwich all together.




It's a different kind of sandwich
 
2013-04-11 02:21:18 PM
When the cheese stops being the star it's no longer a grilled cheese sandwich, it's a melt. I'm all for some condiments, like caramelized onions, basil, or ajvar, but this is too far for it to still be grilled cheese.
 
2013-04-11 02:22:42 PM
COLBY CHEESE FTW!

WISCONSIN SEMI HARD TEXTURE!

/ALL CAPS TO SHOW EXCITEMENT!!
 
2013-04-11 02:24:51 PM
It's not a grilled cheese sandwich without Campbells (tm) tomato bisque soup to dunk in.

/to me
 
2013-04-11 02:25:05 PM
Every sentence of that article made me want to punch somebody in the neck.
 
2013-04-11 02:26:24 PM

offmymeds: tricycleracer: What's the next suburban childhood staple the hipsters will base food trucks off of?

Peanut butter and jelly?


Already done:

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2013-04-11 02:26:24 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Meh. If you're not using Widmer's brick cheese, you've just got a hot sandwich that incorporates some melted cheese. I pity those of you who don't know the deliciousness of a true grilled cheese sandwich using Widmer's brick.


If I want to go to effort, Cuba Cheese Shoppe cheddar. Mmmmmm. Really fancy incorporates honey ham and dill havarti...
 
2013-04-11 02:26:51 PM
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2013-04-11 02:26:54 PM

ladyfortuna: Yeah I don't think so. I'll just have my default with American since I always end up forgetting about the other cheeses and they get moldy.


I never knew exactly what American Cheese was. I wiki'd it, and am still confused. Is it like Kraft Processed Cheese Singles? Krusty-Brand Partially-Solidified Cheese-Based Slices?
 
2013-04-11 02:27:30 PM

blatz514: contains cheddar curds

[robmart.in image 380x235]

Squeak!


B'Gosh.
 
2013-04-11 02:28:13 PM
I don't get the hate for fresh tomatoes in a grilled cheese sandwich!
It's like a poor man's pizza.

Come to think of it, it's like a poor man's calazone.
Especially if just fresh of the grill (or on of those sandwich toasters, with the cheese melting...

Great, now where am I going to get a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich.
 
2013-04-11 02:28:33 PM
Okay, a buttered lobster panini, I could see, but... but caramel. Cheese curds. Lobster. Never mind the flavor. I can't imagine the textures working.

/Barf
 
2013-04-11 02:29:11 PM

Technoir: ladyfortuna: Yeah I don't think so. I'll just have my default with American since I always end up forgetting about the other cheeses and they get moldy.

I never knew exactly what American Cheese was. I wiki'd it, and am still confused. Is it like Kraft Processed Cheese Singles? Krusty-Brand Partially-Solidified Cheese-Based Slices?


There was some article on here a couple months back that said it's actually a British invention I think? Something in WWII, they remove some element of the cheese and that makes it stay good longer. About to pack up or I'd GIS
 
2013-04-11 02:29:40 PM
Not yet?
brodavelister.com
/i don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my hot grilled cheezus
 
2013-04-11 02:30:56 PM

Technoir: ladyfortuna: Yeah I don't think so. I'll just have my default with American since I always end up forgetting about the other cheeses and they get moldy.

I never knew exactly what American Cheese was. I wiki'd it, and am still confused. Is it like Kraft Processed Cheese Singles? Krusty-Brand Partially-Solidified Cheese-Based Slices?




Processed cheese? It's mostly oil and water with a bit of emulsifiers to bind it and some dairy powders and food coloring.
 
2013-04-11 02:31:39 PM

Canton: Okay, a buttered lobster panini, I could see, but... but caramel. Cheese curds. Lobster. Never mind the flavor. I can't imagine the textures working.

/Barf


Textures? Imagine the squeaking sounds made when eating it.
 
2013-04-11 02:31:56 PM

Technoir: I never knew exactly what American Cheese was.


You are fortunate. You must stay very, very far away from it, because it is disgusting and quite inedible. Often it is sold as "cheese food," and you should be concerned by the fact that something nominally intended to be food has to state that fact on it. That is just how disgusting it is.
 
2013-04-11 02:31:56 PM

bikerbob59: blatz514: contains cheddar curds

[robmart.in image 380x235]

Squeak!

B'Gosh.


And this is why you're Green 3
 
2013-04-11 02:32:05 PM
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Getting a real kick from this thread.
 
2013-04-11 02:32:09 PM
Further proving I'm a total simpleton.

/american cheese with buttered white bread. boom.
 
2013-04-11 02:33:16 PM

js34603: $22 bucks though? Guess that's the premium for eating at a "trendy" restaurant, because I doubt there's much lobster to justify that price.


dunno, lobster is expensive right now. just saw it for 10.99 for a 1.5 or less chicken lobster at the grocery store. usually its 8.99, and frequently on sale for 4.99/5.99.
 
2013-04-11 02:33:17 PM
Now I'll do a grilled cheese sandwich with grilled onions and worcestershire sauce and be a happy man, but lobster and caramel is going a little too far.
 
2013-04-11 02:33:38 PM
It didn't sound all that bad until they got to the chipotle part.  Assuming the damned things are smoked to death, as usual, and overpower everything with the smell of burnt campfire smoke, as usual.
 
2013-04-11 02:34:24 PM
Approves

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2013-04-11 02:34:31 PM
For anyone wanting really good lobster fair but unable to get it locally Link
 
2013-04-11 02:35:18 PM

Resident Muslim: I don't get the hate for fresh tomatoes in a grilled cheese sandwich!
It's like a poor man's pizza.

Come to think of it, it's like a poor man's calazone.
Especially if just fresh of the grill (or on of those sandwich toasters, with the cheese melting...

Great, now where am I going to get a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich.


I love open faced grilled cheese with the tomatoes on top broiled until they're soft.  Dead simple and totally addicting.
 
2013-04-11 02:35:47 PM

Mr.Hawk: For anyone wanting really good lobster fair fare but unable to get it locally Link





FTFM
 
2013-04-11 02:35:56 PM
I'm an open-minded eater, but that sounds just revolting.
 
2013-04-11 02:36:00 PM
No nekkid Bea Arthur pics?
 
2013-04-11 02:36:27 PM

Mr.Hawk: Mr.Hawk: For anyone wanting really good lobster fair fare but unable to get it locally Link


FTFM


But I wanted to go to the Lobster Fair.
 
2013-04-11 02:36:53 PM

bopis: Coco LaFemme: That sounds utterly revolting, and my stomach heaved just from reading it.  I like lobster, I like grilled cheese, I like caramel drizzle.....NOT ALL AT ONCE.  Who ruins good food like that?

I have a friend who will eat anything you put in front of him. He's fun at a buffet. We once made him a plate with some ice cream, gummy bears, salad with shreded cheese and dressing, all wrapped in a slice of ham like a taco and topped with whipped cream and thousand island dressing and he ate every bit of it.
I think now maybe he should open a trendy restaurant in midtown manhattan.


I used to do that in middle school for money.

That being said

X^P
Wtf is this sh*t.jpeg
 
2013-04-11 02:37:06 PM

r1niceboy: Now I'll do a grilled cheese sandwich with grilled onions and worcestershire sauce and be a happy man, but lobster and caramel is going a little too far.


you are the only other person I have ever heard of who likes Worcestershire sauce with their grilled cheese. my GF looks at me like i'm crazy when I put some on
 
2013-04-11 02:39:22 PM

verbaltoxin: If there are any ingredients other than cheese and bread, then it's not a grilled cheese sandwich. It's a different kind of sandwich.


Very thin sliced onion and tomatoes (paper thin!) are acceptable additions, especially if you use Meunster cheese
 
2013-04-11 02:39:24 PM
Limburger sandwich from Baumgartner in Monroe, Wi, FTW!
 
2013-04-11 02:39:29 PM
cheddar curds, smoked ricotta, gouda, two more types of cheddar, fromage blanc (a form of cream cheese), butter milk with chili-chipotle lobster salad and a salted caramel drizzle.

i171.photobucket.com

Grill me a cheese.
 
2013-04-11 02:41:15 PM
Fark. That.

If you start adulterating a grilled cheese sandwich, you're farking up the sandwich. Its bread and cheese. Its not heirloom tomatoes, pesto and cheese, its CHEESE AND MOTHER FARKING BREAD. Its a grilled cheese sandwich. Its a cheese sandwich that has been grilled. I know bacon is delicious and I love it as much as everyone else, but its not a grilled cheese if you add bacon and avocado. This makes me irate. My husband once suggested we fancy up some grilled cheese. I told him I would make the fanciest tomato soup I could and then I'd make him a grilled cheese sandwich. He was satisfied because I was in the kitchen making his sandwich.
 
2013-04-11 02:41:28 PM
Extra-Sharp Cheddar + Port Wine + Sodium Citrate.  Heat it up and mix together, pour onto silpat and let cool.  Now you have the best cheese for grilled cheese.  Almost melts like American, too.
 
2013-04-11 02:42:24 PM
Keep farkin' that chicken sandwich.  img197.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-11 02:42:47 PM

tlchwi02: you are the only other person I have ever heard of who likes Worcestershire sauce with their grilled cheese


Hi. I think we have the makings of a support group.

For optimum yums, grate cheese, add Worcestershire sauce, then add just enough ketchup to give a sticky 'dough'. Spread on pre-toasted white bread, no butter. Grill until caramelised.
 
2013-04-11 02:43:44 PM

verbaltoxin: If there are any ingredients other than cheese and bread, then it's not a grilled cheese sandwich. It's a different kind of sandwich.


If there's any kind of meat on a sandwich, it isn't a grilled cheese sandwich.

You can have fruits and vegetables on a GCS, as long as there is more cheese than anything else.
 
2013-04-11 02:44:28 PM

tricycleracer: Mr.Hawk: Mr.Hawk: For anyone wanting really good lobster fair fare but unable to get it locally Link


FTFM

But I wanted to go to the Lobster Fair.


I'm here for the Lobster Fair!

...What do you mean it's the wrong "fair"....?
 
2013-04-11 02:46:10 PM

nirwana: Limburger sandwich from Baumgartner in Monroe, Wi, FTW!


And wash it down with this:

www.theperfectlyhappyman.com
 
2013-04-11 02:46:32 PM

show me: I bet that is farking incredible. Yum yum.


Yeah, sounded good to me too.

My friend and I made garlic cheese bread with carmelized sweetened onions and shrimp on it and it was delicious!
 
2013-04-11 02:50:06 PM

ladyfortuna: There was some article on here a couple months back that said it's actually a British invention I think? Something in WWII, they remove some element of the cheese and that makes it stay good longer.


No. I am, in my role as ambassador to Fark for the Glorious British Empire, willing to take responsibility for a great many culinary abominations, but Kraft patented non-fermented 'cheese' nearly a century ago.
 
2013-04-11 02:50:36 PM

louiedog: Canton: Okay, a buttered lobster panini, I could see, but... but caramel. Cheese curds. Lobster. Never mind the flavor. I can't imagine the textures working.

/Barf

Textures? Imagine the squeaking sounds made when eating it.


Normally, the squeaking would be a selling point, but in this case I'm imagining a zombie crustacean crying, "Help me! Help me!"
 
2013-04-11 02:51:19 PM
Without Miracle Whip, that sammich is crap.
 
2013-04-11 02:52:35 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: The Salted Caramel Angry Lobster Fatty Melt, as it's officially called, contains cheddar curds, smoked ricotta, gouda, two more types of cheddar, fromage blanc (a form of cream cheese), butter milk with chili-chipotle lobster salad and a salted caramel drizzle.

Fark that noise.  It's like an episode of Lost - alot's going on, but but none of it makes a damn bit of sense.

Cheddar on white for the classic.  Cheddar, bacon and reconstituted sun-dried tomato on pumpernickel FTW!


Had me a grilled provolone and pesto sandwich yesterday. That's my favorite.
 
2013-04-11 02:53:53 PM

blatz514: nirwana: Limburger sandwich from Baumgartner in Monroe, Wi, FTW!

And wash it down with this:

[www.theperfectlyhappyman.com image 800x600]


Been drinking New Glarus Moon Man lately, only because were supposed to be getting close to pale ale season.
 
2013-04-11 02:56:00 PM
A while ago I was at home. I had bread and cheese but no margarine. I did some search on the tubes to find out if I could use vegetable oil instead of margarine to make my  grilled cheese and stumbled across a page that said to use mayo which I had. I was dubious but feeling experimental so I tried it.

IT TASTED EXACTLY THE SAME AS NORMAL. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
 
2013-04-11 02:56:06 PM

highbrow45: That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?


Yes THAAANK YOU!
 
2013-04-11 02:56:20 PM
i'd eat it, but it doesn't sound like it's a good sandwich.  some good ingredients, yes, but no real balance or harmony.  flavors all over the place, fats and acids run rampant... and what's with the caramel?  lobster is already a pretty sweet meat.

this is like a young chef that wishes he was great, and has great ingredients, and has been told what might taste good, but has the palate of a 12 year old
 
2013-04-11 02:57:04 PM

Resident Muslim: I don't get the hate for fresh tomatoes in a grilled cheese sandwich!
It's like a poor man's pizza.

Come to think of it, it's like a poor man's calazone.
Especially if just fresh of the grill (or on of those sandwich toasters, with the cheese melting...

Great, now where am I going to get a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich.


Tomatoes are awesome on grilled cheese, but only if they are in season. Especially fresh from my garden.
 
2013-04-11 02:58:25 PM

Dirtybird971: It's not a grilled cheese sandwich without Campbells (tm) tomato bisque soup to dunk in.

/to me


THIS
 
2013-04-11 02:59:33 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Fark. That.

If you start adulterating a grilled cheese sandwich, you're farking up the sandwich. Its bread and cheese. Its not heirloom tomatoes, pesto and cheese, its CHEESE AND MOTHER FARKING BREAD. Its a grilled cheese sandwich. Its a cheese sandwich that has been grilled. I know bacon is delicious and I love it as much as everyone else, but its not a grilled cheese if you add bacon and avocado. This makes me irate. My husband once suggested we fancy up some grilled cheese. I told him I would make the fanciest tomato soup I could and then I'd make him a grilled cheese sandwich. He was satisfied because I was in the kitchen making his sandwich.



So instead of making the sandwich your husband wanted and simply telling him you'd do it if he didn't call it grilled cheese, you pulled a bait and switch, made him soup he didn't ask for and also made him a sandwich he didn't want because he had offended you by calling it grilled cheese?
 
2013-04-11 03:02:51 PM
I have a bit of info to add here... if you ever find yourself wanting to step up to the next level in grilled cheese weaponology, just find your local Cuban / Puerto Rico sandwich shop.
We have one here that does a killer Roast Pork sandwich. Loaded with all the goodies, including Jalapeno slices, Blanco cheese, etc and then grilled just like those Ho-Hum grilled cheese sandwiches.
However, be warned. Once you taste the pure goodness of a hot and fresh Cuban style grilled sandwich, you may find that grilled cheese sandwiches are now suitable only for preschoolers.
 
2013-04-11 03:05:16 PM

big pig peaches:

Tomatoes are awesome on grilled cheese, but only if they are in season. Especially fresh from my garden.


No way! Out of season rotten tomatoes from a dumpster are the best!
 
2013-04-11 03:07:42 PM
You eat at:

Diners
Restaurants
Hole-In-The-Wall
Pubs

Eateries are... Dubious choices at best...
 
2013-04-11 03:08:10 PM
American cheese and velveeta with tomato on buttered potato bread on a flat grill pressed down so that a bunch of cheese squeaks out and then blackens an inch around the bottom slice of bread is the bees knees of run on sentences.
 
2013-04-11 03:08:23 PM
Subby , I didn't see Dr. Ruth mentioned once in that article.
 
2013-04-11 03:08:38 PM
Scratch what I said of 'Hole-In-the-Wall', it's awful XD.
 
2013-04-11 03:08:51 PM

busy chillin': big pig peaches:

Tomatoes are awesome on grilled cheese, but only if they are in season. Especially fresh from my garden.

No way! Out of season rotten tomatoes from a dumpster are the best!


You do know you can get tomatoes all year long, right? They just aren't very good because you can't ship ripe tomatoes.
 
2013-04-11 03:08:56 PM

pute kisses like a man: i'd eat it, but it doesn't sound like it's a good sandwich.  some good ingredients, yes, but no real balance or harmony.  flavors all over the place, fats and acids run rampant... and what's with the caramel?  lobster is already a pretty sweet meat.

this is like a young chef that wishes he was great, and has great ingredients, and has been told what might taste good, but has the palate of a 12 year old


So... none of the foods touch each other, all pizza is plain cheese, box mac-n-cheese is gourmet, and everything gets extra ketchup?
 
2013-04-11 03:08:57 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: The Salted Caramel Angry Lobster Fatty Melt, as it's officially called, contains cheddar curds, smoked ricotta, gouda, two more types of cheddar, fromage blanc (a form of cream cheese), butter milk with chili-chipotle lobster salad and a salted caramel drizzle.

Fark that noise.  It's like an episode of Lost - alot's going on, but but none of it makes a damn bit of sense.

Cheddar on white for the classic.  Cheddar, bacon and reconstituted sun-dried tomato on pumpernickel FTW!


When using pumpernickel, the proper cheese is swiss.
 
2013-04-11 03:09:15 PM

jfivealive: American cheese and velveeta with tomato on buttered potato bread on a flat grill pressed down so that a bunch of cheese squeaks out and then blackens an inch around the bottom slice of bread is the bees knees of run on sentences.


You could bake your own bread with beer, and then use cheddar.
 
2013-04-11 03:11:21 PM

FarkinNortherner: tlchwi02: you are the only other person I have ever heard of who likes Worcestershire sauce with their grilled cheese

Hi. I think we have the makings of a support group.

For optimum yums, grate cheese, add Worcestershire sauce, then add just enough ketchup to give a sticky 'dough'. Spread on pre-toasted white bread, no butter. Grill until caramelised.


I've done that, but used HP sauce. A1 steak sauce would compare and work well too. It's got to be sharp cheddar though.
 
2013-04-11 03:11:39 PM

big pig peaches: Resident Muslim: I don't get the hate for fresh tomatoes in a grilled cheese sandwich!
It's like a poor man's pizza.

Come to think of it, it's like a poor man's calazone.
Especially if just fresh of the grill (or on of those sandwich toasters, with the cheese melting...

Great, now where am I going to get a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich.

Tomatoes are awesome on grilled cheese, but only if they are in season. Especially fresh from my garden.


Key: "grilled cheese and tomato sandwich" is not a "grilled cheese" and so long as you keep it honest about what you're making, its OK. I get annoyed when people say, "I love grilled cheese with [exceptionally long list of ingredients]." Arseholes, that's not grilled cheese, its a hot sandwich with cheese on it. You have to let the cheese be the star in a grilled cheese sandwich.
 
2013-04-11 03:12:31 PM
theknuckler_33:  When using pumpernickel, the proper cheese is swiss.

Amen.
 
2013-04-11 03:16:05 PM

Carn: It'll set you back $22

No it won't.


Me neither.
 
2013-04-11 03:18:40 PM

nirwana: theknuckler_33:  When using pumpernickel, the proper cheese is swiss.

Amen.


In between corned beef and sauerkraut
 
2013-04-11 03:19:11 PM

theknuckler_33: Benevolent Misanthrope: The Salted Caramel Angry Lobster Fatty Melt, as it's officially called, contains cheddar curds, smoked ricotta, gouda, two more types of cheddar, fromage blanc (a form of cream cheese), butter milk with chili-chipotle lobster salad and a salted caramel drizzle.

Fark that noise.  It's like an episode of Lost - alot's going on, but but none of it makes a damn bit of sense.

Cheddar on white for the classic.  Cheddar, bacon and reconstituted sun-dried tomato on pumpernickel FTW!

When using pumpernickel, the proper cheese is swiss.


Usually.  But when using bacon and tomato, cheddar works better.
 
2013-04-11 03:19:37 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: big pig peaches: Resident Muslim: I don't get the hate for fresh tomatoes in a grilled cheese sandwich!
It's like a poor man's pizza.

Come to think of it, it's like a poor man's calazone.
Especially if just fresh of the grill (or on of those sandwich toasters, with the cheese melting...

Great, now where am I going to get a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich.

Tomatoes are awesome on grilled cheese, but only if they are in season. Especially fresh from my garden.

Key: "grilled cheese and tomato sandwich" is not a "grilled cheese" and so long as you keep it honest about what you're making, its OK. I get annoyed when people say, "I love grilled cheese with [exceptionally long list of ingredients]." Arseholes, that's not grilled cheese, its a hot sandwich with cheese on it. You have to let the cheese be the star in a grilled cheese sandwich.


Okay I agree with you there. Just don't go saying grill cheese and tomato is a hipster thing. I've been eating them since I was a kid, many moons ago.

When you start to call it "artisan" and charging more than $5 bucks for it you're getting carried away.
 
2013-04-11 03:20:31 PM

big pig peaches: busy chillin': big pig peaches:

Tomatoes are awesome on grilled cheese, but only if they are in season. Especially fresh from my garden.

No way! Out of season rotten tomatoes from a dumpster are the best!

You do know you can get tomatoes all year long, right? They just aren't very good because you can't ship ripe tomatoes.


sure. I was just snarking.
 
Ant
2013-04-11 03:27:40 PM

blatz514: contains cheddar curds

[robmart.in image 380x235]

Squeak!


Mmmm... Squeaky cheese!
 
2013-04-11 03:28:06 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: theknuckler_33: Benevolent Misanthrope: The Salted Caramel Angry Lobster Fatty Melt, as it's officially called, contains cheddar curds, smoked ricotta, gouda, two more types of cheddar, fromage blanc (a form of cream cheese), butter milk with chili-chipotle lobster salad and a salted caramel drizzle.

Fark that noise.  It's like an episode of Lost - alot's going on, but but none of it makes a damn bit of sense.

Cheddar on white for the classic.  Cheddar, bacon and reconstituted sun-dried tomato on pumpernickel FTW!

When using pumpernickel, the proper cheese is swiss.

Usually.  But when using bacon and tomato, cheddar works better.


So does another kind of bread.

;)
 
2013-04-11 03:28:28 PM
We have a "national grilled cheese day"? Good lord we are as fat and stupid as the world says we are.
 
2013-04-11 03:30:10 PM

FarkingReading: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Fark. That.

If you start adulterating a grilled cheese sandwich, you're farking up the sandwich. Its bread and cheese. Its not heirloom tomatoes, pesto and cheese, its CHEESE AND MOTHER FARKING BREAD. Its a grilled cheese sandwich. Its a cheese sandwich that has been grilled. I know bacon is delicious and I love it as much as everyone else, but its not a grilled cheese if you add bacon and avocado. This makes me irate. My husband once suggested we fancy up some grilled cheese. I told him I would make the fanciest tomato soup I could and then I'd make him a grilled cheese sandwich. He was satisfied because I was in the kitchen making his sandwich.


So instead of making the sandwich your husband wanted and simply telling him you'd do it if he didn't call it grilled cheese, you pulled a bait and switch, made him soup he didn't ask for and also made him a sandwich he didn't want because he had offended you by calling it grilled cheese?


No, it went more like this, because he had no clue what he meant when he wanted something "fancier" than grilled cheese:
Mr. U: I'm hungry.
Me: What can I make for you?
Mr. U: I dunno. Do we have any X, Y or Z?
Me: No, we finished all of that stuff. I can go to the store to get whatever?
Mr. U: Grilled cheese sounds good!
Me: OK, do you want anything else with that?
Mr. U: what if you make fancy grilled cheese?
Me: Fancy? Like harvarti? gouda? swiss?
Mr. U: No, I want cheddar, but with something else.
Me: Sourdough bread? Como bread?
Mr. U: No, I want it on my bread.
Me: What else can I do to make it fancy for you?
Mr. U: I don't know.
Me: Maybe I can make you some fancy tomato soup then?
Mr. U: YEAH!

Had he gotten specific or agreeable about anything I suggested, I would not have been unwilling to make the sandwich as requested, I just don't know what he meant by "fancy" and therefore, I upgraded his lunch with soup.
 
2013-04-11 03:31:09 PM

i.r.id10t: pute kisses like a man: i'd eat it, but it doesn't sound like it's a good sandwich.  some good ingredients, yes, but no real balance or harmony.  flavors all over the place, fats and acids run rampant... and what's with the caramel?  lobster is already a pretty sweet meat.

this is like a young chef that wishes he was great, and has great ingredients, and has been told what might taste good, but has the palate of a 12 year old

So... none of the foods touch each other, all pizza is plain cheese, box mac-n-cheese is gourmet, and everything gets extra ketchup?


ok, 21 year old.  sheesh, it's like i'm trying to argue god's existence in philosophy class... although, since i opted for 21, i could just have said typo... fortunately for you, i'm new to the internets and would never lie.
 
Ant
2013-04-11 03:31:09 PM
I'd eat that thing.

My favorite is sourdough, cheese, tomato, and basil
 
2013-04-11 03:32:42 PM

Teknowaffle: Short list is a terrible site as it never opens to the site on my tablet.


Shortlist is terrible because nothing there would ever go on my shortlist.

Also, this caramelobstermeltosity is not good cuisine, it is the mind of the culinary school jerkoff at work.
 
2013-04-11 03:36:06 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: FarkingReading: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Fark. That.

If you start adulterating a grilled cheese sandwich, you're farking up the sandwich. Its bread and cheese. Its not heirloom tomatoes, pesto and cheese, its CHEESE AND MOTHER FARKING BREAD. Its a grilled cheese sandwich. Its a cheese sandwich that has been grilled. I know bacon is delicious and I love it as much as everyone else, but its not a grilled cheese if you add bacon and avocado. This makes me irate. My husband once suggested we fancy up some grilled cheese. I told him I would make the fanciest tomato soup I could and then I'd make him a grilled cheese sandwich. He was satisfied because I was in the kitchen making his sandwich.


So instead of making the sandwich your husband wanted and simply telling him you'd do it if he didn't call it grilled cheese, you pulled a bait and switch, made him soup he didn't ask for and also made him a sandwich he didn't want because he had offended you by calling it grilled cheese?

No, it went more like this, because he had no clue what he meant when he wanted something "fancier" than grilled cheese:
Mr. U: I'm hungry.
Me: What can I make for you?
Mr. U: I dunno. Do we have any X, Y or Z?
Me: No, we finished all of that stuff. I can go to the store to get whatever?
Mr. U: Grilled cheese sounds good!
Me: OK, do you want anything else with that?
Mr. U: what if you make fancy grilled cheese?
Me: Fancy? Like harvarti? gouda? swiss?
Mr. U: No, I want cheddar, but with something else.
Me: Sourdough bread? Como bread?
Mr. U: No, I want it on my bread.
Me: What else can I do to make it fancy for you?
Mr. U: I don't know.
Me: Maybe I can make you some fancy tomato soup then?
Mr. U: YEAH!

Had he gotten specific or agreeable about anything I suggested, I would not have been unwilling to make the sandwich as requested, I just don't know what he meant by "fancy" and therefore, I upgraded his lunch with soup.


I'm glad I asked. Your version is much nicer and less manipulative than what I was picturing.
 
2013-04-11 03:38:31 PM

FarkingReading: So instead of making the sandwich your husband wanted and simply telling him you'd do it if he didn't call it grilled cheese, you pulled a bait and switch, made him soup he didn't ask for and also made him a sandwich he didn't want because he had offended you by calling it grilled cheese?


Some people just refuse to act like adults.
 
2013-04-11 03:42:56 PM

FarkingReading: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: FarkingReading: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Fark. That.

If you start adulterating a grilled cheese sandwich, you're farking up the sandwich. Its bread and cheese. Its not heirloom tomatoes, pesto and cheese, its CHEESE AND MOTHER FARKING BREAD. Its a grilled cheese sandwich. Its a cheese sandwich that has been grilled. I know bacon is delicious and I love it as much as everyone else, but its not a grilled cheese if you add bacon and avocado. This makes me irate. My husband once suggested we fancy up some grilled cheese. I told him I would make the fanciest tomato soup I could and then I'd make him a grilled cheese sandwich. He was satisfied because I was in the kitchen making his sandwich.


So instead of making the sandwich your husband wanted and simply telling him you'd do it if he didn't call it grilled cheese, you pulled a bait and switch, made him soup he didn't ask for and also made him a sandwich he didn't want because he had offended you by calling it grilled cheese?

No, it went more like this, because he had no clue what he meant when he wanted something "fancier" than grilled cheese:
Mr. U: I'm hungry.
Me: What can I make for you?
Mr. U: I dunno. Do we have any X, Y or Z?
Me: No, we finished all of that stuff. I can go to the store to get whatever?
Mr. U: Grilled cheese sounds good!
Me: OK, do you want anything else with that?
Mr. U: what if you make fancy grilled cheese?
Me: Fancy? Like harvarti? gouda? swiss?
Mr. U: No, I want cheddar, but with something else.
Me: Sourdough bread? Como bread?
Mr. U: No, I want it on my bread.
Me: What else can I do to make it fancy for you?
Mr. U: I don't know.
Me: Maybe I can make you some fancy tomato soup then?
Mr. U: YEAH!

Had he gotten specific or agreeable about anything I suggested, I would not have been unwilling to make the sandwich as requested, I just don't know what he meant by "fancy" and therefore, I upgraded his lunch with soup.


I'm glad I asked. Your version is much nicer and less manipulative than what I was picturing.

My husband is well fed and being well fed means he never objects to anything I feed him. This makes it nearly impossible to just feed the man in a quick fashion. For the record, I hate tomato soup, but he likes it. I made him what I figured he'd like because feeding him is how I tend to express love. I'm so lucky he'll run off the food I feed him, because I would hate to be responsible for the overfeeding of a husband. He's entirely capable of making his own food, but when I'll go ahead and cook whenever I can.

/I consider myself a lucky wife.
 
2013-04-11 03:43:43 PM
I'm not a paid shill, but if any San Francisco Farkers haven't tried it out yet, stop by the The American Grilled Cheese Kitchen. It's pretty damn awesome.
 
2013-04-11 03:44:29 PM

busy chillin': big pig peaches: busy chillin': big pig peaches:

Tomatoes are awesome on grilled cheese, but only if they are in season. Especially fresh from my garden.

No way! Out of season rotten tomatoes from a dumpster are the best!

You do know you can get tomatoes all year long, right? They just aren't very good because you can't ship ripe tomatoes.

sure. I was just snarking.


Sorry I must have left my sense of humor in my other pants.
 
2013-04-11 03:48:58 PM
Gruyere, caramelized onions, rye bread.
 
2013-04-11 03:49:46 PM

scarmig: "Hudson Common, a trendy midtown eatery..."

I think I found the problem.


Word. That's where I stopped reading.
 
2013-04-11 03:50:24 PM

theknuckler_33: Benevolent Misanthrope: theknuckler_33: Benevolent Misanthrope: The Salted Caramel Angry Lobster Fatty Melt, as it's officially called, contains cheddar curds, smoked ricotta, gouda, two more types of cheddar, fromage blanc (a form of cream cheese), butter milk with chili-chipotle lobster salad and a salted caramel drizzle.

Fark that noise.  It's like an episode of Lost - alot's going on, but but none of it makes a damn bit of sense.

Cheddar on white for the classic.  Cheddar, bacon and reconstituted sun-dried tomato on pumpernickel FTW!

When using pumpernickel, the proper cheese is swiss.

Usually.  But when using bacon and tomato, cheddar works better.

So does another kind of bread.

;)


 But then you lose the pumpernickel bite.  It's all about the synergy.

But Swiss might work, too, just not to my personal taste.
 
2013-04-11 03:52:48 PM
My favorite grilled cheese sandwich is served at Lake Street Cafe. I know, i know, it's not just cheese and bread, but it's still awesome. Smoked gouda, provolone, havarti with tomato and pesto on italian bread. I like to add bacon to it. SO much flavor!
 
2013-04-11 03:53:26 PM
I'm just fat enough to try the sandwich in the article, but twenty-two farking dollars? Pass.
 
2013-04-11 03:53:31 PM
As a Marine Core Soldier, i do not appreciate anyone telling me what is or isn't a grilled cheese sammich. If I sat that Kraft slices on pilot bread is a grilled cheese sammich, nobody here is tough enough to tell me i'm wrong.
 
2013-04-11 03:54:07 PM

ladyfortuna: Yeah I don't think so. I'll just have my default with American since I always end up forgetting about the other cheeses and they get moldy.


El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?
 
2013-04-11 04:02:41 PM
A grilled cheese sandwich is made with sliced white bread, American cheese and margarine or butter. Anything else is a grilled sandwich with 'x,y, and z'.
 
2013-04-11 04:02:56 PM
I like to make homemade pimento cheese (cheddar, mayo, pimentos and a dash of cayenne) and then make a sammy out of that on sourdough with a slice of Munster. Real butter.

Noms
 
2013-04-11 04:04:44 PM

nirwana: As a Marine Core Soldier, i do not appreciate anyone telling me what is or isn't a grilled cheese sammich. If I sat that Kraft slices on pilot bread is a grilled cheese sammich, nobody here is tough enough to tell me i'm wrong.


You're wrong!

neener!
 
2013-04-11 04:09:11 PM

nirwana: As a Marine Core Soldier, i do not appreciate anyone telling me what is or isn't a grilled cheese sammich. If I sat that Kraft slices on pilot bread is a grilled cheese sammich, nobody here is tough enough to tell me i'm wrong.


Lighten up Francis.
 
2013-04-11 04:13:10 PM
Lobster = cockroach of the sea.
 
2013-04-11 04:19:26 PM

probesport: ladyfortuna: Yeah I don't think so. I'll just have my default with American since I always end up forgetting about the other cheeses and they get moldy.

El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?


Yeah whatever. American made with 2% milk is the only type that enters this house anyway, so it's *better* than the usual.
 
2013-04-11 04:24:29 PM

wildcardjack: Lobster = cockroach of the sea.


tasty tasty cockroach
 
2013-04-11 04:27:24 PM

Carn: wildcardjack: Lobster = cockroach of the sea.

tasty tasty cockroach


With garlic butter. Mmmmmm...

files.recipetips.com
 
2013-04-11 04:28:44 PM
 
2013-04-11 04:31:43 PM

monoski: INeedAName: highbrow45: That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?

Because American cheese is shiat.

and we wonder why half of  this country is overweight, a sandwich of cheese coated with butter (probably on white bread)


Don't blame the food, there are things like that everywhere.

Did you know that a very popular sandwich in Paris is just a baguette with cheese and butter slathered on the inside?  It's basically an inside out grilled cheese.  I didn't think I'd like it, but it was tasty.
 
2013-04-11 04:32:55 PM
Man the grilled cheese nazis are almost as bad as the pizza third reich.

Also, I don't care if you think American Cheese and white bread are the only thing that make a grilled cheese because your culinary opinion is worthless. American "cheese" is disgusting, and there are much tastier breads than simple white.
 
2013-04-11 04:35:29 PM

js34603: Man the grilled cheese nazis are almost as bad as the pizza third reich.

Also, I don't care if you think American Cheese and white bread are the only thing that make a grilled cheese because your culinary opinion is worthless. American "cheese" is disgusting, and there are much tastier breads than simple white.


dude...I said I was a simpleton. relax.

Do that sh*t up fancy, Emeril.
 
2013-04-11 04:40:33 PM
Inside-Out Grilled Cheese.

Basically a standard grilled cheese using shredded cheese rather than a slice. But you also spread some of the shredded cheese on the bread prior to flipping it. The cheese melts from the heat and gets crispy. Fark yes.
 
2013-04-11 04:41:25 PM
That lobster thing sounds like crap.  This, on the other hand:
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/08/grilled-cheese-with-saute ed -mushrooms-recipe.html

Is all kinds of awesome.
 
2013-04-11 04:45:50 PM
What the hell is that and why does it remind me of your mother?
 
2013-04-11 04:48:04 PM

js34603: Man the grilled cheese nazis are almost as bad as the pizza third reich.

Also, I don't care if you think American Cheese and white bread are the only thing that make a grilled cheese because your culinary opinion is worthless. American "cheese" is disgusting, and there are much tastier breads than simple white.


I hate American cheese. So much.
 
2013-04-11 04:49:56 PM
I'd give this a shot.  Cheese goes great with sweet flavors, although caramel would be a new one for me. The big thing that I suspect I wouldn't like is the lobster combined with caramel.

What's the harm in trying to tastes?
 
2013-04-11 04:50:31 PM

nocturnal001: I'd give this a shot.  Cheese goes great with sweet flavors, although caramel would be a new one for me. The big thing that I suspect I wouldn't like is the lobster combined with caramel.

What's the harm in trying to tastes?



*new tastes
 
2013-04-11 04:50:43 PM

kaduh: I like my grilled cheese with ham, lettuce, tomato and salami, except I don't melt the cheese or grill the bread.


Then it ain't a damned grilled cheese sammich  !  MORON
 
2013-04-11 04:52:04 PM
I love gourmet grilled cheeses, but holy f#$@ that's disgusting.

My favorites?

Grilled Sourdough with cream cheese, roasted jalapeños and cheddar
Grilled Sourdough with White cheddar and green onions
Grilled Ciabatta with Fontina and white cheddar with caramelized onions and fresh arugula
 
2013-04-11 04:56:37 PM
I hate cheese.

I don't like lobster.

Caramel is good, although I don't get this whole salting thing.

Just thought I'd share.
 
2013-04-11 05:14:41 PM
Looks like someone puked on a piece of bread.
 
2013-04-11 05:22:00 PM

blatz514: nirwana: Limburger sandwich from Baumgartner in Monroe, Wi, FTW!

And wash it down with this:

[www.theperfectlyhappyman.com image 800x600]


I'll take a Reuben for Baumgartner, but yes to the damn good sammiches and the beer.

Also, why not literally walk down the street to the Minhas brewery and get some Chocolate Bunny Stout.  Really damn tasty.

/road trip!
 
2013-04-11 05:24:17 PM
i329.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-11 05:26:39 PM
Best way to improve a traditional grilled cheese sandwich is to spread mayo (the real stuff) on the outside before frying.
 
2013-04-11 05:30:40 PM

Ray_Peranus: [i329.photobucket.com image 480x320]


everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.
 
2013-04-11 05:31:27 PM
that aint mimmoette... there's no way the lobster is any good.
 
2013-04-11 05:33:05 PM
It'll set you back $22

I don't think so, Scooter.
 
2013-04-11 05:51:00 PM
Sardine and provalone, grilled on pumpernickel, with a pickle spear on the side.

/Remove the spines unless you like the crunch.
//Really. It's good.
 
2013-04-11 05:51:35 PM
Dammit. I meant provolone.
 
2013-04-11 06:10:35 PM
Bread + butter + cheese + griddle = Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Bread + butter + cheese + griddle + x != Grilled Cheese Sandwich

That is all
 
2013-04-11 07:33:28 PM
nubian you done went full retard.
 
2013-04-11 08:00:53 PM
Split Hungarian Farmhouse Bread with a thick slice of Colby cheese and Parmesan lightly grated over before flipping to produce crisp pockets.
 
2013-04-11 09:15:14 PM
The restaurant newly opened on my block does an Emmenthal and truffle oil grilled cheese.

I hate you so much, hipsters. Also, the sandwich was delicious.
 
2013-04-11 11:08:30 PM
Grilled cheese day?  I'll have to celebrate.  Yum!
 
2013-04-11 11:51:21 PM
timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-11 11:55:37 PM

highbrow45: That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?


The "American cheese."

You want a grilled cheese sandwich, use real cheese.
 
2013-04-12 12:02:11 AM

jfivealive: American cheese and velveeta with tomato on buttered potato bread on a flat grill pressed down so that a bunch of cheese squeaks out and then blackens an inch around the bottom slice of bread is the bees knees of run on sentences.


If you eat "American cheese" of your own free will and you're more than ten years old there is something wrong with you.
 
2013-04-12 12:39:06 AM

ciberido: jfivealive: American cheese and velveeta with tomato on buttered potato bread on a flat grill pressed down so that a bunch of cheese squeaks out and then blackens an inch around the bottom slice of bread is the bees knees of run on sentences.

If you eat "American cheese" of your own free will and you're more than ten years old there is something wrong with you.


The correct term is "American processed cheese food". It isn't cheese.

/loves me some Gouda
 
2013-04-12 02:58:48 AM
Grilled cheese is easy.

Good bread - something you have to slice yourself. I prefer a firm bread, a French Country loaf will work fine. I like something a bit bigger. White bread is better, but if you're some hippie, whole wheat will work, in theory. I wouldn't know. The second part is real cheddar cheese. I'm not apretentious dick - get your cheddar from whatever godforsaken state you're near. Now here's the big trick: shred it. No slices here folks - shred has more holes, so it melts more gently and with some texture. This is one time where bag cheese is perfectly fine. You're melting it anyway. It's uniform texture helps. Thin, Fancy or "Taco" shred (without the seasoning please) is best for fast melting, but I like the textural difference when using larger shred.

As for hardware, you have a choice. You want fast heat delivery, so there's two schools of thought: one is heavy, cast iron. Tons of heat, but can be small. The other is big surface area, a griddle. Got a cast iron griddle? You rock. Either way, it should be big enough so when you flip the sandwich on the hot stuff, there's fresh metal that hasn't been touched yet, with fresh heat ready to attack your sandwich. Only thing else you need is a knife and a plate. I don't care what that is.

Construction. Butter on one side each of the bread. Real butter - for every ounce of margarine you use, I shall kill you. Be generous.One bread butter side down, sprinkle a healthy layer of cheese, followed by a tiny amount of salt and if you're me, generous amount of fresh black pepper. Top with bread, butter side up. Give it a little press. Flip when golden brown., keep for 2/3 the amount of time the first side was down, then check. Cook to just before desired color, it'll finish cooking on the delivery vehicle. Cutdiagonally because fark those idiots who cut vertically.

You can praise me as your god later.
 
2013-04-12 04:00:56 AM
When the whole is less than the sum of its parts.
 
2013-04-12 06:36:24 AM

fluffy2097: Grilled cheese with bacon.

Cooked in the bacon grease

/best Grilled cheese


Add caramelized onions and use buttermilk bread
 
2013-04-12 09:36:22 AM

ciberido: jfivealive: American cheese and velveeta with tomato on buttered potato bread on a flat grill pressed down so that a bunch of cheese squeaks out and then blackens an inch around the bottom slice of bread is the bees knees of run on sentences.

If you eat "American cheese" of your own free will and you're more than ten years old there is something wrong with you.


There is something wrong with me.
 
2013-04-12 10:18:25 AM
Texas toast for bread.
Velveeta slices for cheese (or American)
Butter the PAN, not the bread
Use a lid on the pan so cheese melts better on the taller bread.
When flipping, rebutter pan first
Cut in triangles

Stop f'ing with perfection.
 
2013-04-12 10:43:30 AM

busy chillin': ciberido: jfivealive: American cheese and velveeta with tomato on buttered potato bread on a flat grill pressed down so that a bunch of cheese squeaks out and then blackens an inch around the bottom slice of bread is the bees knees of run on sentences.

If you eat "American cheese" of your own free will and you're more than ten years old there is something wrong with you.

There is something wrong with me.


Acknowledging that puts you parsecs ahead of most Farkers.
 
2013-04-12 11:12:58 AM

fruitloop: Grill me a cheese.


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/I have no idea where I was going with this...
 
2013-04-12 11:13:14 AM
well, back in my youth i dated a vegetarian for about a month, and sometimes we would make fancy grilled cheese sandwiches.  now, it made sense.  vegetarians really don't have many options.  you just have to turn things like grilled cheese into something better.  like, use a nice white cheddar, and perhaps find another cheese that matches, like fontina or whatever.  also, then we added some kind of small vegetable, like a sprout or something, to balance it all out.

it wasnt' bad.  but, when i make grilled cheeses these days, i use cheddar and bread.  nothing fancy.  because I have meat in my life. i don't need to to make these conciliatory meals better.

but, i was reading in a magazine about sandwiches, and some chef said he puts on a thin layer of mayonaise on the bread, and throws the bread, mayo side down, in the pan/griddle.  i thought, ridiculous, impossible, preposterous, it's an outrage!  and i throw the magazine to the floor... but, the seed was planted... i was infected.  i had to know if i was being lied to, was it real?  could you grill the mayo side of the bread?

and then i tried it.  and i was like, holy shiat balls, this is awesome!  it perfectly carmelized the outside of the bread, but maintained the softness beyond the exterior crunch!  then, i also noticed, this is not the first time i've tasted this.  i've tasted this at some serious sandwich places.

react as you will, call it an outrage, put me on your ignore lists, do whatever you must.to help maintain your sanity... but, know that the seed has been planted, there will come a day when you grill your mayonnaise into your bread.  and on that day you will remember the man they called pute... the mayo-man pute...  the one who, in this blighted place known as fark, taught you to live again.
 
2013-04-12 11:58:09 AM

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STOP MAKIN' ME HUNGRY!!!
 
2013-04-12 04:01:44 PM
Does it come with a pistol and a bullet so I can kill myself immediately afterward when I regret eating that pile of crap?
 
2013-04-12 04:19:59 PM

busy chillin': ciberido: jfivealive: American cheese and velveeta with tomato on buttered potato bread on a flat grill pressed down so that a bunch of cheese squeaks out and then blackens an inch around the bottom slice of bread is the bees knees of run on sentences.

If you eat "American cheese" of your own free will and you're more than ten years old there is something wrong with you.

There is something wrong with me.


Me, too. And I don't care.
 
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