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(Short List)   To celebrate National Grilled Cheese Day tomorrow, something horrible has happened to a sandwich   (shortlist.com) divider line 199
    More: Sick, white truffles, cream cheese, Cheddar, lobsters, chipotles, sandwiches, drizzles  
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2013-04-11 01:26:49 PM
contains cheddar curds

robmart.in

Squeak!
 
2013-04-11 01:50:55 PM
Uh... no, thank you
 
2013-04-11 01:52:25 PM
I bet that is farking incredible. Yum yum.
 
2013-04-11 01:57:28 PM
The Salted Caramel Angry Lobster Fatty Melt, as it's officially called, contains cheddar curds, smoked ricotta, gouda, two more types of cheddar, fromage blanc (a form of cream cheese), butter milk with chili-chipotle lobster salad and a salted caramel drizzle.

Fark that noise.  It's like an episode of Lost - alot's going on, but but none of it makes a damn bit of sense.

Cheddar on white for the classic.  Cheddar, bacon and reconstituted sun-dried tomato on pumpernickel FTW!
 
2013-04-11 01:57:50 PM
It served its purpose, namely getting some restaurant free publicity.
 
2013-04-11 01:57:51 PM
It'll set you back $22

No it won't.
 
2013-04-11 01:58:01 PM
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2013-04-11 01:58:14 PM
Enough with the 'let's pack salt sweet bitter and sour into every menu item' craze.  We invented chutney, relish, pickles, and condiments for a reason.
 
2013-04-11 01:59:23 PM
What's the next suburban childhood staple the hipsters will base food trucks off of?
 
2013-04-11 01:59:39 PM
"Hudson Common, a trendy midtown eatery..."

I think I found the problem.
 
2013-04-11 02:00:14 PM
Grilled cheese with bacon.

Cooked in the bacon grease

/best Grilled cheese
 
2013-04-11 02:00:42 PM

blatz514: contains cheddar curds

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Squeak!


No whey!
 
2013-04-11 02:00:49 PM
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2013-04-11 02:00:50 PM
Sounds like mad-lib's for sandwiches.
 
2013-04-11 02:00:51 PM

Ivo Shandor: [family_guy_everyone_puking.jpg]


I'll help

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2013-04-11 02:01:40 PM
This thread is going to get too foodie.
 
2013-04-11 02:03:14 PM
Srsly....wtf is wrong with these people
 
2013-04-11 02:03:15 PM
So it's not a grilled cheese sammich.
 
2013-04-11 02:05:21 PM
That sounds utterly revolting, and my stomach heaved just from reading it.  I like lobster, I like grilled cheese, I like caramel drizzle.....NOT ALL AT ONCE.  Who ruins good food like that?
 
2013-04-11 02:05:29 PM
Wake up and eat at the Y.
 
2013-04-11 02:06:11 PM
Short list is a terrible site as it never opens to the site on my tablet.
 
2013-04-11 02:06:18 PM
i48.tinypic.com

No.
 
2013-04-11 02:06:20 PM
Goddamn hipsters.

First bacon.

Then mac and cheese.

Now grilled cheese.

And fark me, that's a lobster melt, not grilled farking cheese.
 
2013-04-11 02:07:21 PM
Kind of want.

$22

Never mind. I'm not that high.
 
2013-04-11 02:07:30 PM
Yeah I don't think so. I'll just have my default with American since I always end up forgetting about the other cheeses and they get moldy.
 
2013-04-11 02:08:34 PM
If there are any ingredients other than cheese and bread, then it's not a grilled cheese sandwich. It's a different kind of sandwich.
 
2013-04-11 02:08:37 PM

offacue: Wake up and eat at the Y.


Does it resemble a grilled cheese?
 
2013-04-11 02:08:38 PM
Caramel... lobster.

Those are two words I never want to see, or hear, together again. XP
 
2013-04-11 02:09:37 PM
That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?
 
2013-04-11 02:10:02 PM

verbaltoxin: If there are any ingredients other than cheese and bread, then it's not a grilled cheese sandwich. It's a different kind of sandwich.


You forgot butter.  Other than that, yup.
 
2013-04-11 02:10:49 PM
My wife makes a great grilled cheese with cheddar, moz, and cream cheese. Once you get past the heart attack, it's delicious.
 
2013-04-11 02:10:59 PM

ten foiled hats: offacue: Wake up and eat at the Y.

Does it resemble a grilled cheese?


Usually shaved beef or sometimes a blue waffle...
 
2013-04-11 02:11:12 PM
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2013-04-11 02:11:41 PM
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2013-04-11 02:11:41 PM

highbrow45: That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?


Because American cheese is shiat.
 
2013-04-11 02:12:19 PM
Served with a handmade tureen of roasted Tuscan tomato and smoked bacon bisque.
 
2013-04-11 02:12:33 PM

Coco LaFemme: That sounds utterly revolting, and my stomach heaved just from reading it.  I like lobster, I like grilled cheese, I like caramel drizzle.....NOT ALL AT ONCE.  Who ruins good food like that?


I have a friend who will eat anything you put in front of him. He's fun at a buffet. We once made him a plate with some ice cream, gummy bears, salad with shreded cheese and dressing, all wrapped in a slice of ham like a taco and topped with whipped cream and thousand island dressing and he ate every bit of it.
I think now maybe he should open a trendy restaurant in midtown manhattan.
 
2013-04-11 02:12:45 PM
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2013-04-11 02:12:52 PM

Coco LaFemme: That sounds utterly revolting, and my stomach heaved just from reading it.  I like lobster, I like grilled cheese, I like caramel drizzle.....NOT ALL AT ONCE.  Who ruins good food like that?



"I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!"

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2013-04-11 02:13:17 PM

Teknowaffle: Short list is a terrible site as it never opens to the site on my tablet.


Get a real computer, Hippie.
 
2013-04-11 02:13:35 PM
I like my grilled cheese with ham, lettuce, tomato and salami, except I don't melt the cheese or grill the bread.
 
2013-04-11 02:13:47 PM
Caramel is terrible. Protostomes are not meant to be eaten. Their asses are where their heads should be.
 
2013-04-11 02:13:52 PM

INeedAName: highbrow45: That sounds disgusting. What's wrong with a couple pieces of American cheese between two pieces of buttered bread?

Because American cheese is shiat.


and we wonder why half of  this country is overweight, a sandwich of cheese coated with butter (probably on white bread)
 
2013-04-11 02:14:05 PM
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2013-04-11 02:14:06 PM

verbaltoxin: If there are any ingredients other than cheese and bread, then it's not a grilled cheese sandwich. It's a different kind of sandwich.


It's a different kind of sandwich all together.
 
2013-04-11 02:15:24 PM
I love salted caramel; I love lobster; I love grilled cheese.

SEPARATELY.

Just because you can throw them all together, doesn't mean that you should.
 
2013-04-11 02:15:25 PM
I want to go to Legal Seafood now and eat a nice classic Lobster Roll in a vain attempt to restore some kind of order to all this nonsense.
 
2013-04-11 02:15:38 PM
Sounds like the owner or chef must have had a stroke or some other form of severe brain injury.  Only way I could explain someone would think those flavor combinations would be good is some serious neuro-scramble.
 
2013-04-11 02:17:06 PM
Meh. Leave off the caramel sauce and it sounds good, not a grilled cheese sandwich, but yummy.
 
2013-04-11 02:17:26 PM
It looks like something someone would dare you to eat.
 
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