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2013-04-11 05:10:57 PM

mikaloyd: Leishman kicking ass
Tiger sucking ass

Things are good


Tiger's 2 under and in 3 of his 4 Masters wins, he had an opening round 70. He's not sucking and he might have every right where he wants them to be.
 
2013-04-11 05:12:45 PM

desertgeek: mikaloyd: Leishman kicking ass
Tiger sucking ass

Things are good

Tiger's 2 under and in 3 of his 4 Masters wins, he had an opening round 70. He's not sucking and he might have every right where he wants them to be.


And in the 4th, he shot 74.
 
2013-04-11 05:46:02 PM
Appears Sergio is in fine position to set-up the inevitable weekend collapse. Tragic tale often told.
 
2013-04-11 05:47:06 PM

fatalvenom: In other news, that 14yo Chinese kid is having a pretty decent round.


The only problem is, an hour later, he wants to play golf again.
 
2013-04-11 06:13:36 PM

buckeyebrain: fatalvenom: In other news, that 14yo Chinese kid is having a pretty decent round.

The only problem is, an hour later, he wants to play golf again.


A whole hour?
 
2013-04-11 06:24:31 PM

HaywoodJablonski: mikaloyd: Leishman kicking ass
Tiger sucking ass

Things are good

Why do you even know who Leishman is, let alone care?


He's Australian. A shark
 
2013-04-11 06:54:06 PM
Supposed to be some pretty big storms overnight. I doubt that tomorrow we'll see anything close to the scores we saw today.
 
2013-04-11 08:01:46 PM
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We don't eat our greens, we play on them.

/i love most types of greens.
 
2013-04-11 08:45:09 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Supposed to be some pretty big storms overnight. I doubt that tomorrow we'll see anything close to the scores we saw today.


It gets longer when it gets wet, but the greens also loose their Bikini wax stimpmeter ratings.  Look for some ridiculous pin settings tomorrow.
 
2013-04-11 11:39:02 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: cameroncrazy1984: Supposed to be some pretty big storms overnight. I doubt that tomorrow we'll see anything close to the scores we saw today.

It gets longer when it gets wet, but the greens also loose their Bikini wax stimpmeter ratings.  Look for some ridiculous pin settings tomorrow.


Fark band names, "bikini wax stimpmeter" henceforth is the gold standard by which I will judge everything from Tripadvisor to Yelp.
 
2013-04-11 11:47:34 PM
a nap like no other
 
2013-04-11 11:50:37 PM
The Smails Kid:  Look for some ridiculous pin settings tomorrow.

How do they figure where they cut the holes?Always been curious.
 
2013-04-12 01:44:17 AM
Best week of golf, means no Johnny Miller
 
2013-04-12 02:39:46 AM
In many ways, this is shaping up to be a 'The Masters' just like all others. Thursday -6 posts that make you wonder if the winning total will be -20. It won't. Minus 12 will be competitive at least through 17 on Sunday.

Tiger will be there.

For a typical 'will Tiger win?' to put him in the hunt on Sunday within 2 on 17, it is break-even with a Thursday even par round. He went -2, which means he will definitely be within 2 shots on 17 Sunday.

It will be interesting to see if the field just totally wilts and hands it to Tiger the way they used to do. Remember the days when all leaderboard players not named Woods shot 75 on Sunday?

It would also be very interesting to have a Sunday Woods-Garcia pairing.
 
2013-04-12 04:09:47 AM

W.C.fields forever: The Smails Kid:  Look for some ridiculous pin settings tomorrow.

How do they figure where they cut the holes?Always been curious.


It's a closely guarded secret at Augusta.  Something to do with animal sacrifice and pentagrams.
 
2013-04-12 06:33:56 AM
Lemme know when someone does this. Nothing but net at Olympic.
farm9.staticflickr.com

For complete swish goodness

And if anyone wants to get in on some WGT action, EIP
 
2013-04-12 07:48:55 AM

W.C.fields forever: The Smails Kid:  Look for some ridiculous pin settings tomorrow.

How do they figure where they cut the holes?Always been curious.


At Augusta? It's an involved process of "same place we've put 'em since Ike was President".

Seriously- I can tell you now where the pins are going to be on Sunday. They're going to be in the "Sunday pin locations".
 
2013-04-12 08:56:24 AM

rickythepenguin: surprised to see Sergio one off the pace with 5 left.  hopefully he doesn't spit in any holes or blame the gallery if (when) he gags.


I really hope this happens. Sergio can EABOD.
 
2013-04-12 09:37:05 AM

Thudfark: Lemme know when someone does this. Nothing but net at Olympic.
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x529]

For complete swish goodness

And if anyone wants to get in on some WGT action, EIP


Not bad...I'm still trying to qualify for the Masters on Tigers Woods PGA 12.
 
2013-04-12 09:46:33 AM

The Smails Kid: I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want French fries, I want a milkshake...


You'll get nothing and like it!
 
2013-04-12 11:08:05 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Thudfark: Lemme know when someone does this. Nothing but net at Olympic.
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x529]

For complete swish goodness

And if anyone wants to get in on some WGT action, EIP

Not bad...I'm still trying to qualify for the Masters on Tigers Woods PGA 12.


Can't beat "free" golf
 
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