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(BBC)   Neighbor's stroller in the hallway? You know what you have to do. BURN EVERYTHING. KILL EVERYONE   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 44
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2013-04-11 12:11:17 PM  
The jury was told that the family made desperate appeals for help while trapped in their first floor flat.

I've heard in England the first floor is actually the second storey, the first story being called the ground floor.

Is this the case here?
 
2013-04-11 12:57:39 PM  

doglover: The jury was told that the family made desperate appeals for help while trapped in their first floor flat.

I've heard in England the first floor is actually the second storey, the first story being called the ground floor.

Is this the case here?


Yeah that's an Imperial Floor. They're trying to switch to metric but that's easier said than done.
 
2013-04-11 01:21:03 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: doglover: The jury was told that the family made desperate appeals for help while trapped in their first floor flat.

I've heard in England the first floor is actually the second storey, the first story being called the ground floor.

Is this the case here?

Yeah that's an Imperial Floor. They're trying to switch to metric but that's easier said than done.


So, we can blame these deaths on the lack of using the metric system?

Figures.  DARN YOU, IMPERIAL MEASUREMENT SYSTEM!!! DARN YOU TO HECK
 
2013-04-11 01:28:07 PM  
Damn leprechauns!
 
2013-04-11 01:29:34 PM  
cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-04-11 01:29:37 PM  

xanadian: Tr0mBoNe: doglover: The jury was told that the family made desperate appeals for help while trapped in their first floor flat.

I've heard in England the first floor is actually the second storey, the first story being called the ground floor.

Is this the case here?

Yeah that's an Imperial Floor. They're trying to switch to metric but that's easier said than done.

So, we can blame these deaths on the lack of using the metric system?

Figures.  DARN YOU, IMPERIAL MEASUREMENT SYSTEM!!! DARN YOU TO HECK


Imperial measurements are human sized, well suited to normal human thought.

Metric is overstandardized crap for computers.
 
2013-04-11 01:29:47 PM  
www.adarkervision.com
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2013-04-11 01:32:48 PM  

Ned Stark: Imperial measurements are human sized, well suited to normal human thought.

Metric is overstandardized crap for computers.


A pint's half a litre. A centimetre's half an inch. A pound's half a kilogramme. Deal with it.
 
2013-04-11 01:34:15 PM  
Wow. What. A. coont. Hope she enjoys prison.
 
2013-04-11 01:34:51 PM  

fireclown: [www.adarkervision.com image 400x227]



Seems legit.
 
2013-04-11 01:34:56 PM  
My buddy's wife is a hoarder, they live in the sticks in WI and has an incinerator in the back yard to heat the house. One night she was out of town and we going through all her junk in the basement and got the bright idea to burn a bunch of stuff. Sure as shiat when she came back she had no idea anything was missing. So, subby the answer can sometimes be, yes, burn everything.
 
2013-04-11 01:37:39 PM  

orbister: Ned Stark: Imperial measurements are human sized, well suited to normal human thought.

Metric is overstandardized crap for computers.

A pint's half a litre. A centimetre's half an inch. A pound's half a kilogramme. Deal with it.


I really hope to hell you aren't a machinist, carpenter or chemist.
 
2013-04-11 01:39:23 PM  

LeroyBourne: My buddy's wife is a hoarder, they live in the sticks in WI and has an incinerator in the back yard to heat the house. One night she was out of town and we going through all her junk in the basement and got the bright idea to burn a bunch of stuff. Sure as shiat when she came back she had no idea anything was missing. So, subby the answer can sometimes be, yes, burn everything.


Hoarders are some messed up people.  I think it was the woman that was saving a big punch bowl full of dead roaches that did it for me.
 
2013-04-11 01:47:08 PM  

born_yesterday: LeroyBourne: My buddy's wife is a hoarder, they live in the sticks in WI and has an incinerator in the back yard to heat the house. One night she was out of town and we going through all her junk in the basement and got the bright idea to burn a bunch of stuff. Sure as shiat when she came back she had no idea anything was missing. So, subby the answer can sometimes be, yes, burn everything.

Hoarders are some messed up people.  I think it was the woman that was saving a big punch bowl full of dead roaches that did it for me.


My brother has cable (i don't) and he loves that show.  The one that did it for me was the woman saving used diapers.  I'm sure some of those examples are fake, but still.  Yeesh.
 
2013-04-11 01:48:40 PM  
I thought subby was exaggerating only to discover he found the perfect metaphor for modern living.

/The tea party attitude made flesh...or ashes.
 
2013-04-11 01:49:40 PM  

USCLaw2010: Damn leprechauns!


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-11 01:50:28 PM  
Mr Clarkson asked her (Ms Smith) how many children were there and she replied: "How the f*** do I know? She has everyone up there."

Charming.  What a piece of human excrement.
 
2013-04-11 01:50:39 PM  
Ugh, these people sound like they'd be trailer trash if they lived in America.  Petty squabbles about cigarette butts and unsubstantiated accusations of sexual infidelity, leading up to arson and murder?  Sounds like trailer trash to me.  It's like these people are walking, talking amygdalas.
 
2013-04-11 01:54:20 PM  
That woman is only 20 years old?  That is a hard 20.
 
2013-04-11 02:02:04 PM  
Wow that was such a hard article to read, am I the only retard that had issues with it?  BTW that lady needs to DIAF herself.
 
2013-04-11 02:03:08 PM  
Ned Stark: Imperial measurements are human sized, well suited to normal human thought.

Especially if you think with a hog's head and your willie is a fur long.
 
2013-04-11 02:13:10 PM  
The woman who did this sounds like a right nasty witch. She seems to have made a habit of threatening to kill and/or burn people for petty reasons.
 
2013-04-11 02:33:04 PM  
cdnimg.visualizeus.com

/oblig.
 
2013-04-11 02:37:12 PM  

SlothB77: That woman is only 20 years old?  That is a hard 20.


2 children, smoking and being Welsh are contributing factors.
 
2013-04-11 02:39:52 PM  

TNel: Wow that was such a hard article to read, am I the only retard that had issues with it?  BTW that lady needs to DIAF herself.


Slowly.  Like we burn off one limb at a time.
 
2013-04-11 02:52:08 PM  
Hope my crazy neighbors don't read this. They have epic arguments and throw anything" including furniture and themselves, against the walls and floor. They've repaired so many holes that I don't think any of the walls are the original (hyperbole but you get the point). They also threatened to rip my f*ucking face off because of where I was parked (each unit gets 2 spots. I was parked, straight and centered, in one of my two spots).

Counting down to their last day in a few weeks. I feel bad for their cat, who's probably terrified of them.
 
2013-04-11 02:53:30 PM  
People with no imagination burn and kill for dumb things like this. Get a file and square the wheels. Or take the wheels off. Even funnier would be to buy a used steering wheel club and lock it if it's spoked.
Grease the handles liberally with vaseline. Man so much fun with little time invested could solve the whole thing or start a fun war.
 
2013-04-11 03:13:02 PM  
The loud, fat, selfish welfare queen kind of brought this on herself and her little white-trashlings. Don't blatantly fark with people unless you want to find out how they will react. Sometimes the way they react is a touch over the top.

I'm not saying arsonist lady should have killed them, but I understand.
 
2013-04-11 03:50:23 PM  
Also having only now read the article I like how the only real evidence offered for a slanted article was hearsay. Some good reporting there.
 
2013-04-11 04:40:13 PM  

HortusMatris: [cdnimg.visualizeus.com image 320x240]

/oblig.


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2013-04-11 04:55:29 PM  
There's a small space inside my building's back door that a neighbor has been using to store their bike. Previous to that it was used by guests who rode a bike or came with a baby in stroller and didn't want to leave them outside or heave it upstairs. I don't think the person has even ridden the thing in months because of our long winter. They're just rudely deciding that the space shared by all tenants is their personal storage. Other tenants with bikes bring them to their apartments or lock them up outside. I've thought about leaving a note, but so far fire hasn't crossed my mind.
 
2013-04-11 05:18:59 PM  
Now Fartbama is going to ban arson!!!
 
2013-04-11 05:30:48 PM  

HortusMatris: /oblig.


Has that fire engine #38 always been in that picture and I didn't notice or is that an added chop job?


/drowsy
 
2013-04-11 05:36:06 PM  

StashMonster: The woman who did this sounds like a right nasty witch. She seems to have made a habit of threatening to kill and/or burn people for petty reasons.


So two chubby German kids shoved her in an oven?
 
2013-04-11 09:32:48 PM  
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"BURN! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!"
 
2013-04-12 01:50:25 AM  
I dunno....it's possible people in Britain are much weirder and more evil than us in America. At least our psychos mostly only shoot lots of people when they finally snap.
 
2013-04-12 02:26:48 AM  
Are we talking baby stroller or old folks' stroller?

This could be a life imitates art.

/Grumpy old men
 
2013-04-12 08:13:39 AM  

umad: The loud, fat, selfish welfare queen kind of brought this on herself and her little white-trashlings. Don't blatantly fark with people unless you want to find out how they will react. Sometimes the way they react is a touch over the top.

I'm not saying arsonist lady should have killed them, but I understand.


.... Kill yourself.
 
2013-04-12 10:18:27 AM  

mooseyfate: umad: The loud, fat, selfish welfare queen kind of brought this on herself and her little white-trashlings. Don't blatantly fark with people unless you want to find out how they will react. Sometimes the way they react is a touch over the top.

I'm not saying arsonist lady should have killed them, but I understand.

.... Kill yourself.


FTA:  It was claimed she was particularly angry with Ms Shiers' habit of leaving the pushchair in the hall, being noisy in her flat and being untidy, such as leaving cigarette ends around the front door area.

So, after you.
 
2013-04-12 10:55:31 AM  
Why the hate towards UMAD? His point is valid.  We all have seen that loud and obnoxious person bullying their way though life.  Every now and then they cross paths with a real psyco, one who isn't operating in the real world let alone intimiadated by their antics.
In this case the victim had a hand, albiet a small one, in her fate.  Not applauding, Not condoning, but I too understand how it happens.
/Now that poor woman with her 11yo daughter that got killed, that was just wrong place wrong time.
 
2013-04-12 11:17:51 AM  
Bringing in alts to troll a dying thread. Christ trolls suck ass these days.
 
2013-04-12 11:52:43 AM  

umad: mooseyfate: umad: The loud, fat, selfish welfare queen kind of brought this on herself and her little white-trashlings. Don't blatantly fark with people unless you want to find out how they will react. Sometimes the way they react is a touch over the top.

I'm not saying arsonist lady should have killed them, but I understand.

.... Kill yourself.

FTA:  It was claimed she was particularly angry with Ms Shiers' habit of leaving the pushchair in the hall, being noisy in her flat and being untidy, such as leaving cigarette ends around the front door area.

So, after you.

  
So someone leaves some cigarette butts so you decide that fair punishment is to burn the children and mother alive.  Great logic you have there.
 
2013-04-12 12:15:25 PM  

TNel: umad: mooseyfate: umad: The loud, fat, selfish welfare queen kind of brought this on herself and her little white-trashlings. Don't blatantly fark with people unless you want to find out how they will react. Sometimes the way they react is a touch over the top.

I'm not saying arsonist lady should have killed them, but I understand.

.... Kill yourself.

FTA:  It was claimed she was particularly angry with Ms Shiers' habit of leaving the pushchair in the hall, being noisy in her flat and being untidy, such as leaving cigarette ends around the front door area.

So, after you.
  
So someone leaves some cigarette butts so you decide that fair punishment is to burn the children and mother alive.  Great logic you have there.


Don't feed him. Even on the extremely minuscule chance that he's not a troll, people that painfully stupid and deluded deserve to be shunned by society as a whole. Granted, that means their only means of being heard is to do something wildly disproportionate to their perceived slights, such as burning a family of 5 alive, but hey, they were already going to end up doing that eventually, so you're really just speeding up their inevitable removal from society.
 
2013-04-12 08:18:13 PM  

TNel: So someone leaves some cigarette butts so you decide that fair punishment is to burn the children and mother alive.  Great logic you have there.


I never said it was fair. This is no different than the story a few weeks back where the downstairs neighbor killed the upstairs neighbor because the upstairs guy kept locking his dog on the balcony so it could rain piss and shiat down on the neighbor below. In both cases, the perpetrator overreacted. Also in both cases, the perpetrator wouldn't have acted in the first place if the "victim" hadn't been a complete asshole.

The moral of the story is don't. fark. with. people. There are a lot of psychos out there.

mooseyfate: Don't feed him. Even on the extremely minuscule chance that he's not a troll, people that painfully stupid and deluded deserve to be shunned by society as a whole. Granted, that means their only means of being heard is to do something wildly disproportionate to their perceived slights, such as burning a family of 5 alive, but hey, they were already going to end up doing that eventually, so you're really just speeding up their inevitable removal from society.


lol. I should be shunned by society, yet I'm supposedly the one who will overreact.
 
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