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(Reuters)   For some unfathomable reason, Britain has chosen not to invite the President of Argentina to Margaret Thatcher's "Falklands War-themed" funeral next week   (reuters.com) divider line 20
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2013-04-11 02:37:24 PM
4 votes:
Lord Summerisle:
Burn in hellfire, biatch.

"Thatcher's in hell.  She's only been there a few days and she's already shut down the furnaces and put everyone out of work."
2013-04-11 02:25:04 PM
2 votes:
Countries England has invaded:
i.telegraph.co.uk

Its like they're trying to compensate for the size of their tiny island.
2013-04-11 01:59:00 PM
2 votes:
The funeral would be a perfect time for Argentina to invade the Falklands.  The Brits would never expect that.
2013-04-11 01:50:17 PM
2 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-04-11 01:50:01 PM
2 votes:
When Dubya dies, I'm sure the funeral will be a "Spring Time for Hitler" affair, with 9/11 reenactments, a Bob Hope "road" type search for chemical weapons in Iraq and a bunch of unfunded mandate stuff.
2013-04-11 01:39:22 PM
2 votes:

Magorn: Given that they are already classless enough to be throwing a "themed" funeral and a war-themed one at that, I'm a little suprised that the organizers didn't invite her to be dragged  naked, and in chains, behind the funeral caisson and ritually garrotted at the end of the ceremony.  I mean, if you are going to do a Roman triumph, do it right for pity's sake


Hey, Cristina Kirchner ain't too bad lookin':

m24digital.com

I'd ritually garrote her with my penis.
2013-04-11 03:43:32 PM
1 votes:

Latinwolf: Argentina's President
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x292]
Doesn't look like a "he" as some farkers claimed.


That's a man, baby!
2013-04-11 03:23:06 PM
1 votes:

Lord Summerisle: Thatcher ordered the sinking of the Belgrano - a ship steaming for home as fast as possible and way outside the exclusion zone - as a political act, not a military one. Over three hundred men died, most of them teeange conscripts with no option but to be there.


Dont forget that they were on their way to make a donation to Mother Theresa.
2013-04-11 03:06:49 PM
1 votes:

mark12A: MARXISTS


boogie! boogie! boogie!
2013-04-11 02:47:27 PM
1 votes:

Eternal Virgin: She's ugly if you're under 70.


Says the person whose Nom de Fark is "Eternal Virgin".
2013-04-11 02:46:01 PM
1 votes:

Lord Summerisle: Thatcher ordered the sinking of the Belgrano - a ship steaming for home as fast as possible and way outside the exclusion zone - as a political act, not a military one. Over three hundred men died, most of them teeange conscripts with no option but to be there. She was a deeply cold, selfish, contemptuous, vicious excuse for a human being and the world is better off without her. But she's done massive and lasting damage to Britain, she shredded the social fabric of the country and it's never recovered. I'll be attending a celebration party on Wednesday. Burn in hellfire, biatch. I wish the IRA had nailed you.


+1.  Britain should've boarded the ship, endured the necessary casualties, and given those teenagers a good talking to and set them on their way.

And Maggie Thatcher shredded the British social fabric?  What?!  You sound like a conservative whinging about gay marriage or something.  What altered British culture was the massive influx of immigrants that altered the culture (and relax about that, by the way, it's natural evolution - you'll get used to it and your godawful cuisine is already benefitting from the newcomers).  Or the rampant alcoholism.  Or the drastically increased welfare safety net.
2013-04-11 02:27:10 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: Given that they are already classless enough to be throwing a "themed" funeral and a war-themed one at that, I'm a little suprised that the organizers didn't invite her to be dragged  naked, and in chains, behind the funeral caisson and ritually garrotted at the end of the ceremony.  I mean, if you are going to do a Roman triumph, do it right for pity's sake


Indeed.  I really don't get the idea of having a themed funeral, especially for a head-of-state.  The theme of the funeral is: the old PM who truly had a lasting effect on the country is dead.  A theme is superfluous and crass.  That goes without regard for whether people have hate or love for her.  It seems very unBritish (but I am an American, so that could just be my British stereotypes kicking in).

Are we going to have an Iraq themed funeral for Cheney when he fully transitions to a full lich?
2013-04-11 02:12:39 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-11 02:06:31 PM
1 votes:
Has Argentina actually made a case directly to the otherwise happy-to-be-British residents of the Falklands? Instead of whining to the international community, try to sway the people actually f*cking living there.

I'm not a greedy man. You give me a free coupon for the deluxe car wash package and some Tim Hortons gift cards, and I'll at least listen to you.
2013-04-11 01:55:54 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
She'd probably wear a t-shirt w/ this on it. I know I would.
2013-04-11 01:52:37 PM
1 votes:

Katolu: When Dubya dies, I'm sure the funeral will be a "Spring Time for Hitler" affair, with 9/11 reenactments, a Bob Hope "road" type search for chemical weapons in Iraq and a bunch of unfunded mandate stuff.


Its gonna be like Mardi Gras at my house when Dick Cheney dies.
2013-04-11 01:47:57 PM
1 votes:
They needed the Falkland Islands...

for strategic sheep purposes.


Do you have a flag?
2013-04-11 01:42:27 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: Given that they are already classless enough to be throwing a "themed" funeral and a war-themed one at that, I'm a little suprised that the organizers didn't invite her to be dragged  naked, and in chains, behind the funeral caisson and ritually garrotted at the end of the ceremony.  I mean, if you are going to do a Roman triumph, do it right for pity's sake


Remember Margaret: thou art morta-...

...Oh right.
2013-04-11 12:25:56 PM
1 votes:
Given that they are already classless enough to be throwing a "themed" funeral and a war-themed one at that, I'm a little suprised that the organizers didn't invite her to be dragged  naked, and in chains, behind the funeral caisson and ritually garrotted at the end of the ceremony.  I mean, if you are going to do a Roman triumph, do it right for pity's sake
2013-04-11 12:11:59 PM
1 votes:
Did he threaten to take over the casket?
 
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