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(Valley Central)   Two DHS agents indicted on federal charges of obstruction of justice, falsfying records and conspiracy. Fark: The agents were assigned to investigate fellow DHS agents to root out corruption   (valleycentral.com) divider line 35
    More: Ironic, Homeland Securities, DHS, falsifying, Customs Enforcement, obstruction of justice, McAllen, special agents, South Texas  
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2013-04-11 12:19:34 PM  
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
 
2013-04-11 12:22:04 PM  

Sybarite: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


Or in this case Who watches the watchers of the watchers?
 
2013-04-11 12:24:09 PM  
fire all of them and let chaos reign
we would be safer
 
2013-04-11 12:29:30 PM  
One government employee covering for another government employee??

Shocked, shocked I am. This is totally my shocked face.

Magorn: Or in this case Who watches the watchers of the watchers?


Sam does.
 
2013-04-11 12:45:34 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Sam does.


Hells to the yeah.
 
2013-04-11 01:39:07 PM  
Yo dawg, I heard you like crooked DHS agents

So I gave you crooked DHS agents investigating crooked DHS agents
 
2013-04-11 01:39:28 PM  
DHS = Down Home Snitch
 
2013-04-11 01:39:31 PM  
More government is the solution. More government will save us.
 
2013-04-11 01:41:37 PM  

Magorn: Sybarite: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Or in this case Who watches the watchers of the watchers?


I heard you like watches; so here's a watch with a watch on it.

/ seper fidelious tyransorus
 
2013-04-11 01:42:54 PM  
NO WAY

I think we need a new federal agency to watch over this new upstart agency.
 
2013-04-11 01:43:01 PM  
They probably held jobs elsewhere and hurriedly fudged bs "reports".
Or hung out here.
 
2013-04-11 01:43:06 PM  
I guess instead of being Mexicans they were Mexican'ts...

www.firstshowing.net
 
2013-04-11 01:55:24 PM  
g-ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-04-11 02:03:02 PM  
There is something else going on here
 
2013-04-11 02:10:01 PM  
Usually these things are handled by quiet resignations, the modern equivalent of leaving the person alone in a room with a revolver containing a single bullet. These guys must be being made examples of.
 
2013-04-11 02:13:39 PM  

sodomizer: More government is the solution. More government will save us.


racist
 
2013-04-11 02:14:00 PM  

Magorn: Sybarite: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Or in this case Who watches the watchers of the watchers?


Dunno, Coast Guard?

/Also totally not surprised.  DHS often seems to take their ethics training by watching "Bad Lieutenant"
 
2013-04-11 02:15:33 PM  
Magorn:
Sybarite: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Or in this case Who watches the watchers of the watchers?


umm..that could be something like:
"Quis illos custodiet, qui ipsi custodes ipsos custodient.
 
2013-04-11 02:17:28 PM  
You know who else was obstructing justice in a conspiratorial plot to 'protect the homeland' from evil 'outsiders'???
 
2013-04-11 02:21:06 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: I guess instead of being Mexicans they were Mexican'ts...

[www.firstshowing.net image 350x164]


Mexicans are confused by racists.

/¿qué? ¿qué? ¿qué?
 
2013-04-11 02:21:54 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Magorn:
Sybarite: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Or in this case Who watches the watchers of the watchers?

umm..that could be something like:
"Quis illos custodiet, qui ipsi custodes ipsos custodient.


Romani ite domum.
 
2013-04-11 02:22:07 PM  
♫♪ The gang and the government are no different ♫♪
 
2013-04-11 02:25:28 PM  
You tax dollars at work.
Keeping your freedoms safe from mooslin insurpers and tourists.

Pussy nation
 
2013-04-11 02:43:38 PM  

syberpud: Magorn: Sybarite: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Or in this case Who watches the watchers of the watchers?

Dunno, Coast Guard?

/Also totally not surprised.  DHS often seems to take their ethics training by watching "Bad Lieutenant"


Which is, ironically, also a part of DHS these days.  Did some contracting work for another sub-part of DHS (FEMA) and came away deeply Not Impressed at how that agency works, it's too many disparate parts being bolted together and expected to function as a single entity
 
2013-04-11 03:39:53 PM  
Here in the Rio Grande Valley corruption is rampant. Just do a little searching on the "Panama Unit".
 
2013-04-11 03:40:36 PM  
captainkimo.com

For freedom
 
2013-04-11 04:24:35 PM  
Yeah, right!

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-04-11 04:26:20 PM  
Lets see...

DHS - useless ...
DEA - useless ...
ICE - useless ...
TSA - useless ...

... I'm sensing a pattern here.

/sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
//not just pretty words
 
2013-04-11 08:34:48 PM  

DigitalCoffee: Lets see...

DHS - useless ...
DEA - useless ...
ICE - useless ...
TSA - useless ...

... I'm sensing a pattern here.

/sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
//not just pretty words


FEMA and USCG still have utility, but I see where you're going
 
2013-04-11 09:21:06 PM  
Or, just another day in the Massachusetts State Police.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-11 09:21:08 PM  

DigitalCoffee: Lets see...

DHS - useless ...
DEA - useless ...
ICE - useless ...
TSA - useless ...

... I'm sensing a pattern here.

/sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
//not just pretty words


ICE is a component agency of and falls under DHS, but otherwise you're spot on.
 
2013-04-12 01:28:01 AM  

DigitalCoffee: Lets see...

DHS - useless ...
DEA - useless ...
ICE - useless ...
TSA - useless ...

... I'm sensing a pattern here.

/sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
//not just pretty words


They're not useless, they're federal jobs programs for the otherwise un-employable.
 
2013-04-12 02:31:52 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: One government employee covering for another government employee??

Shocked, shocked I am. This is totally my shocked face.

Magorn: Or in this case Who watches the watchers of the watchers?

Sam does.


I thought it was Vetinari?
 
2013-04-12 03:51:59 AM  
We need a Department of Department of Homeland Security Security. Get me a Congressslimeball on the phone, stat.
 
2013-04-12 11:59:09 AM  

supersonicshoelace: ICE is a component agency of and falls under DHS, but otherwise you're spot on.


Its useless inside of useless, like Glenn Beck going on Fox News.
 
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