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(Chicago Trib)   Man dragged five hundred feet by car and was dragged five hundred more just to be the man who was dragged across Goose Island by car DA DA DA DA DA DA   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 55
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2013-04-11 12:14:54 PM
da-da-dada-da-da-dadadada-da-da-dada
 
2013-04-11 01:19:15 PM
Great. Now that song is in my head. Thanks subs.
 
2013-04-11 01:29:29 PM
moneybob.files.wordpress.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-11 01:39:56 PM
+1 internets Subby

Dam you making me sing that song.
 
2013-04-11 01:41:16 PM
♫ Kind of a drag  ♫
 
2013-04-11 01:43:10 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-11 01:44:22 PM
FAAAAAAAAAAAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-04-11 01:44:45 PM
That's just a bunch of havering.
 
2013-04-11 01:44:53 PM
I don't get it.


/oblig.
 
2013-04-11 01:46:14 PM

SilentStrider: Great. Now that song is in my head. Thanks subs.


This.  DIAF Subby.
 
2013-04-11 01:46:23 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-11 01:47:05 PM
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da


For God's sake, get a thesaurus.
 
2013-04-11 01:47:33 PM
Better call in the Ducks.
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-04-11 01:49:59 PM
Sorry, too obscure for me.  This is a song?  A goose in drag?
 
2013-04-11 01:50:17 PM

NutWrench: Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

For God's sake, get a thesaurus.


Thesauruses are extinct.
 
2013-04-11 01:51:19 PM

busy chillin': NutWrench: Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

For God's sake, get a thesaurus.

Thesauruses are extinct.



Jesus rode one.
 
2013-04-11 01:53:49 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-04-11 01:53:53 PM
The man was struck by a Kia in the 900 block of Division Street

Police is looking for these suspects:
 
2013-04-11 01:54:31 PM
i.usatoday.net
 
2013-04-11 01:55:18 PM
This has my vote for greatest/most-awful Fark headline of all time. Pure, horrifying genius.
 
2013-04-11 01:55:29 PM

NostroZ: The man was struck by a Kia in the 900 block of Division Street

Police is be looking for these suspects:

 
2013-04-11 01:55:46 PM

rkiller1: Sorry, too obscure for me.  This is a song?  A goose in drag?


yep a song from back in the day
 
2013-04-11 01:59:07 PM

give me doughnuts: busy chillin': NutWrench: Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

For God's sake, get a thesaurus.

Thesauruses are extinct.


Jesus rode one.


Yep, water everywhere.  Thanks a lot jerk.

/still larfing
 
2013-04-11 02:04:51 PM
While investigating the crime scene, be sure to try:

www.portchesterbeer.com

Num nums.
 
2013-04-11 02:05:03 PM

P-Money All $tar:


Well played
 
2013-04-11 02:10:16 PM
My mind started playing the song upon reading '500 miles'. Damn conditioning.
 
2013-04-11 02:17:00 PM
The driver should be dragged 2000 feet down a road littered with broken beer bottles. Ticket sales to benefit the victim's dependents.

Teenagers should be allowed to "sext" all they want, but there should be no tolerance for this kind of shiat.
 
2013-04-11 02:20:48 PM
What awful meter. Not even close.

I was dragged one hun dred feet and i was dragged on hun dred more


so I could to be the man who was dragged ah cross Goose Eye land by car

Do You Even Meter?
 
2013-04-11 02:27:34 PM
 
2013-04-11 02:28:40 PM
very strong headline subby. well played.
 
2013-04-11 02:42:40 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-11 02:49:28 PM

Memnoch: This has my vote for greatest/most-awful Fark headline of all time. Pure, horrifying genius.


Still doesn't beat the infamous one about the boy killed by a bear in his tent (that one still makes me laugh to this day when I think about it) , but this one's pretty good.
 
2013-04-11 02:51:26 PM
Dear Subby,
I love you.

Yours,
Jdcgonzalez
 
2013-04-11 02:58:24 PM
and that one was Bear attack victim 'had tender heart' according to friends, family, bear
 
2013-04-11 03:06:08 PM

ThatGuyGreg: da-da-dada-da-da-dadadada-da-da-dada


No, it's more like dadada-da dadada-da da-da-da-dadada-da da-dadada-da
 
2013-04-11 03:13:30 PM

Barnstormer: ThatGuyGreg: da-da-dada-da-da-dadadada-da-da-dada

No, it's more like dadada-da dadada-da da-da-da-dadada-da da-dadada-da


one two threefour one two threefour one two threefour  one two threefour  one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
 
2013-04-11 03:27:00 PM
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albuquerquehalsey: one two threefour one two threefour one two threefour one two threefour one two three four five six seven eight nine ten

 
2013-04-11 03:32:10 PM
 
Ant
2013-04-11 03:39:31 PM
God farking dammit, subby! Fark! Now I've got that farking stupid song virus in my head!
 
Ant
2013-04-11 03:44:31 PM

busy chillin': rkiller1: Sorry, too obscure for me.  This is a song?  A goose in drag?

yep a song from back in the day


Back in the day? That was only... *checks Internet* ...holy shiat! That was 20 years ago?!?
 
2013-04-11 03:44:54 PM

Stahi: http://www.youtube.com/embed/FPKgPB80jNA

Enjoy.


VERY first thing I thought of. Thank you.

Congratulations, as well, to the Evil Genius of subby.
 
2013-04-11 03:47:42 PM

FatherChaos: While investigating the crime scene, be sure to try:

[www.portchesterbeer.com image 301x332]

Num nums.


And be sure to stop in here first .... best skrimps in Chicago and just half a block from where this all went down

4.bp.blogspot.com

Grrrrl, I'm so hungry I need me some skrimps!
 
2013-04-11 03:47:48 PM
Hah!!!

/dnrtfa
 
2013-04-11 03:48:49 PM

Ant: busy chillin': rkiller1: Sorry, too obscure for me.  This is a song?  A goose in drag?

yep a song from back in the day

Back in the day? That was only... *checks Internet* ...holy shiat! That was 20 years ago?!?


I know...time flies like a banana
 
2013-04-11 04:06:58 PM

Father_Jack: very strong headline subby. well played.


I disagree. The idea was good, but the execution could have been better.
 
2013-04-11 04:18:54 PM

sandbar67: FatherChaos: While investigating the crime scene, be sure to try:

[www.portchesterbeer.com image 301x332]

Num nums.

And be sure to stop in here first .... best skrimps in Chicago and just half a block from where this all went down

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x565]

Grrrrl, I'm so hungry I need me some skrimps!


I think I'll try some of dem shrimps tonight!

Place always looked kinda small and dingy with 'carry out-only', but hell...
 if they've been around since 1978 and now it's a recommended, I'll give it a whirl.

Got any favorite dishes?
 
2013-04-11 04:22:29 PM

Stahi: http://www.youtube.com/embed/FPKgPB80jNA

Enjoy.


Oh my god I love you.
 
2013-04-11 04:25:47 PM

busy chillin': Ant: busy chillin': rkiller1: Sorry, too obscure for me.  This is a song?  A goose in drag?

yep a song from back in the day

Back in the day? That was only... *checks Internet* ...holy shiat! That was 20 years ago?!?

I know...time flies like a banana


fruit flies like 'em too.
 
2013-04-11 04:40:50 PM
People everywhere like to say drivers where they live are particularly bad/crazy. Having lived all over the country I feel safe saying drivers everywhere are bad, but particular habits are more likely in different pockets.

In Chicago that seems to manifest with drivers who hate pedestrians. I've almost been hit in an intersection more times here in the few years I've spent than my cumulative decades in other places. I frequently get honked at for crossing the street in an intersection when I have a walk sign. I see a lot of cars sail right into the crosswalk to stop at a light or sign without even bothering to turn their heads and see if a pedestrian is coming.

Of course it's hard to blame them because pedestrians seem to hate drivers as well. I frequently see people just step off the curb in the middle of a block and start crossing even with traffic coming and just assume the car will stop as it approaches.
 
2013-04-11 06:23:04 PM

NostroZ: sandbar67: FatherChaos: While investigating the crime scene, be sure to try:

[www.portchesterbeer.com image 301x332]

Num nums.

And be sure to stop in here first .... best skrimps in Chicago and just half a block from where this all went down

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x565]

Grrrrl, I'm so hungry I need me some skrimps!

I think I'll try some of dem shrimps tonight!

Place always looked kinda small and dingy with 'carry out-only', but hell...
 if they've been around since 1978 and now it's a recommended, I'll give it a whirl.

Got any favorite dishes?


It is small and dingy, and the clientele is questionable at best.  The menu is pretty limited. Get a pound of the jumbos and some fried clams with a side of fries. Get both kinds of hot sauce. Guaranteed you will love it
 
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