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(Mirror.co.uk)   "Sounds good my man, seeya soon, ill tw_____________"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 133
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2013-04-11 12:23:36 PM
"Sounds good my man, seeya soon, ill twist my body into a pretzel in this crash I'm about to have. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
 
2013-04-11 12:23:54 PM
I require closure on this text message.
 
2013-04-11 12:24:00 PM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes in 3.... 2....
 
2013-04-11 12:24:04 PM
I know this is Fark, but I might have gone with the Sad tag.
 
2013-04-11 12:24:12 PM
We have to ban these dangerous automatic transmissions. A traditional clutch is all you ever need.
 
2013-04-11 12:24:19 PM
Good. Fark people that text and drive. They should all meet this fate.
 
2013-04-11 12:24:28 PM
twat wash the goat b4 u arrive!
 
2013-04-11 12:24:48 PM
Two by two, hands of blue... River was being chased by paramedics.
 
2013-04-11 12:24:48 PM

Walker: "Sounds good my man, seeya soon, ill twist my body into a pretzel in this crash I'm about to have. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


I'll see you at the bus stop, it leaves for hell in a few hours

+1
 
2013-04-11 12:25:01 PM

FrancoFile: Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes in 3.... 2....


Perhaps he was dictating...
 
2013-04-11 12:25:12 PM
Darwin never sleeps.
 
2013-04-11 12:25:16 PM
how do people receive all these unfinished texts?  Does the phone know it is in a car wreck and hit send?
 
2013-04-11 12:25:19 PM

abhorrent1: Good. Fark people that text and drive. They should all meet this fate.


Totally.  I am more scared of texting drivers than drunk drivers.
 
2013-04-11 12:25:57 PM

doglover: We have to ban these dangerous automatic transmissions. A traditional clutch is all you ever need.


True. If he'd been driving a manual tranny, he'd have had no free hands with which to text.
 
2013-04-11 12:27:29 PM
Beware the dangers of texting and driving. Feel sorry for the parents...

//Don't be a fool, lay down your tool.
 
2013-04-11 12:27:34 PM
Sounds good my man, seeya soon, ill tw

None of that is in my preferred language, Adult.
 
2013-04-11 12:27:58 PM

doglover: We have to ban these dangerous automatic transmissions. A traditional clutch is all you ever need.


If it was good enough for the founding fathers, it's good enough for us!
 
2013-04-11 12:28:02 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Darwin never sleeps.


And he *loves* low-hanging fruit.
 
2013-04-11 12:28:50 PM
that's what he gets for driving on the wrong side of the road....
 
2013-04-11 12:29:22 PM

Nutsac_Jim: how do people receive all these unfinished texts?  Does the phone know it is in a car wreck and hit send?


The text was found unsent on his phone in the wreckage.

I wish articles like this gave more details on the crash itself. As it is written now it seems he drifted into an oncoming lane, realized what was happening and overcorrected.
 
2013-04-11 12:29:43 PM
That's the second more horrible unfinished sentence on that page.
right behind: "Porn addict has emergency surgery to remove live EEL he..."
 
2013-04-11 12:30:22 PM

jjorsett: manual tranny


images.t-nation.com

Vroom Vroom?
 
2013-04-11 12:31:19 PM
I don't believe this.  I think this was a set up, possibly by some well-meaning folks, to warn of the very real dangers of texting.

1. the message is too perfectly cut-off with the obvious 'tw-'
2. when you type //ill// on an iphone, the default is to auto-correct to //I'll//.  The texter would have had to block the auto-correct (or spent a lot of time typing /ill/ for the phone to have learned that as a default.
3. Likewise, //seeya// auto corrects to //seems//
 
2013-04-11 12:31:50 PM
That message seemed important.  Bye.
 
2013-04-11 12:32:30 PM
I think it says seeya sqon. Also, it's drug-dealing dialogue.
 
2013-04-11 12:33:05 PM

coldcuts: auto-correct


Who uses auto correct?
 
2013-04-11 12:33:22 PM
Dumbass is right.
 
2013-04-11 12:33:46 PM

abhorrent1: Good. Fark people that text and drive. They should all meet this fate.


Far too merciful of a demise.  Too quick, and not enough burning.
 
2013-04-11 12:33:48 PM

jjorsett: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous automatic transmissions. A traditional clutch is all you ever need.

True. If he'd been driving a manual tranny, he'd have had no free hands with which to text.


If he was smoking a cigarette while driving a manual with no power steering, he would be the safest driver on earth.
 
2013-04-11 12:34:44 PM
"..talk to you later."
 
2013-04-11 12:34:47 PM

ransack.: jjorsett: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous automatic transmissions. A traditional clutch is all you ever need.

True. If he'd been driving a manual tranny, he'd have had no free hands with which to text.

If he was smoking a cigarette while driving a manual with no power steering, he would be the safest driver on earth.


Only if he had a gun and some road sodas
 
2013-04-11 12:35:33 PM

coldcuts: I don't believe this.  I think this was a set up, possibly by some well-meaning folks, to warn of the very real dangers of texting.

1. the message is too perfectly cut-off with the obvious 'tw-'
2. when you type //ill// on an iphone, the default is to auto-correct to //I'll//.  The texter would have had to block the auto-correct (or spent a lot of time typing /ill/ for the phone to have learned that as a default.
3. Likewise, //seeya// auto corrects to //seems//


You can turn off autocorrect.
 
2013-04-11 12:36:12 PM

doglover: coldcuts: auto-correct

Who uses auto correct?


How don't you? I guess you could use the security over-ride built into the system. But that's a pain in the ass
 
2013-04-11 12:36:43 PM

darklingscribe: Nutsac_Jim: how do people receive all these unfinished texts?  Does the phone know it is in a car wreck and hit send?

The text was found unsent on his phone in the wreckage.

I wish articles like this gave more details on the crash itself. As it is written now it seems he drifted into an oncoming lane, realized what was happening and overcorrected.


It wasnt this exact one but maybe this will help. My friend, a firefighter, was called to one like this Saturday and he finished the story for me....

... So she was texting and drifted left. She didn't even know the Doolie hauling the horse trailer was there when her Accord hit it in the fortified front end crumpling the driver compartment into a flat surface. The force of the engine crushing her splattered her into the back seat so he had to quite literally scoop what was left out of the car after he used the jaws to cut open the crumpled remains. Thank God her 5-MONTH-OLD was in the right side of the car and in a child seat so they just hosed her off and sent her to the hospital where she was ok.
 
2013-04-11 12:36:50 PM

doglover: coldcuts: auto-correct

Who uses auto correct?


Seriously
 
2013-04-11 12:37:33 PM

coldcuts: I don't believe this.  I think this was a set up, possibly by some well-meaning folks, to warn of the very real dangers of texting.

1. the message is too perfectly cut-off with the obvious 'tw-'
2. when you type //ill// on an iphone, the default is to auto-correct to //I'll//.  The texter would have had to block the auto-correct (or spent a lot of time typing /ill/ for the phone to have learned that as a default.
3. Likewise, //seeya// auto corrects to //seems//


My phone says ill. And I just typed this in my iPad which left it ill too
 
2013-04-11 12:38:31 PM

ransack.: jjorsett: doglover: We have to ban these dangerous automatic transmissions. A traditional clutch is all you ever need.

True. If he'd been driving a manual tranny, he'd have had no free hands with which to text.

If he was smoking a cigarette while driving a manual with no power steering, he would be the safest driver on earth.


Agreed, especially if he had to hold a coffee with his other hand. While changing gears.

/first car was a '63 pontiac. 3 in the tree and no cup holders. Was a pain in the ass to light a smoke some days though.
 
2013-04-11 12:38:40 PM

doglover: jjorsett: manual tranny



Vroom Vroom?


If the area between the bottom of the eyes and the bottom of the chin were gone, I'd have no clue that was a man. In 50 years they will have it perfected. Then I'll probably have sex with a guy. And never know it. Vaginal sex.
 
2013-04-11 12:38:51 PM

abhorrent1: Good. Fark people that text and drive. They should all meet this fate.


Hey man, that's just offensive and uncalled for. I'll have you know that I post on Fark while driving all the time and I've n
 
2013-04-11 12:39:26 PM

Trail of Dead: doglover: coldcuts: auto-correct

Who uses auto correct?

Seriously


Had no clue I had a choice. I just left it on and sound retarded half the time
 
2013-04-11 12:39:53 PM
He only stepped on a rake.
/damn liars
 
2013-04-11 12:40:04 PM
If there is a Hell it would be the perfect location to host a Fark party.
 
2013-04-11 12:40:31 PM

doglover: jjorsett: manual tranny

[images.t-nation.com image 592x921]

Vroom Vroom?


Depending on who's doing the pegging, I'd hit it
 
2013-04-11 12:41:10 PM
I'm on my phone right now. Let me see..
"...seeya soon, ill tw "

My autocorrect added the ' in I'm but not in I'll. Odd. Anyway, texting and driving is not that hard. Driving and farking, on the oth
 
2013-04-11 12:41:16 PM

ransack.: doglover: coldcuts: auto-correct

Who uses auto correct?

How don't you? I guess you could use the security over-ride built into the system. But that's a pain in the ass


On an iPhone, it's really easy to turn it off in the settings. Just "General" then "Keyboard" and it's right there. No "security override" or anything like that.
 
2013-04-11 12:41:16 PM

ransack.: How don't you?


because i type creatively and often toss in phonetical type constructions of my own to mimic the pronunciation I would use if I were say it aloud. So it really just gets in the farking way. I use Japanese auto correct though because jesus fark there's a LOT of kanji and picking them manually is hell.
 
2013-04-11 12:41:28 PM

Trail of Dead: doglover: coldcuts: auto-correct

Who uses auto correct?

Seriously


people that don't want their texts to look like "hwy in th ehigghway abouy yo cimre meet yiu"
 
2013-04-11 12:42:20 PM

Trail of Dead: doglover: coldcuts: auto-correct

Who uses auto correct?

Seriously




When one is in an auto. Duh.
 
2013-04-11 12:42:33 PM

I_Am_Weasel: FrancoFile: Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes in 3.... 2....

Perhaps he was dictating...


"I've got it!  It's the legendary black beast of TW!"
 
2013-04-11 12:42:40 PM

ransack.: doglover: jjorsett: manual tranny

Vroom Vroom?

If the area between the bottom of the eyes and the bottom of the chin were gone, I'd have no clue that was a man. In 50 years they will have it perfected. Then I'll probably have sex with a guy. And never know it. Vaginal sex.


Also if she wasn't like top 10 google results for "manual tranny"
 
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