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(Metro)   Dubai's police cars are WAY cooler than your police cars   (metro.co.uk) divider line 83
    More: Cool, Dubai Police, Lamborghini Aventador, Dubai, Lamborghini, patrol cars, tourist destination  
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2013-04-11 12:38:50 PM  
I really can't remember if I've ever said this before.... Those people have too much farking money
 
2013-04-11 12:46:47 PM  
Dubai is a shiat country and cops are pieces of shiat.  There is no cool in either one.  Subby is lame.
 
2013-04-11 12:49:39 PM  

JerkyMeat: Dubai is a shiat country and cops are pieces of shiat.  There is no cool in either one.  Subby is lame.


You can hate the country and their cops, but neither has anything to do with the car.
 
2013-04-11 12:54:31 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I really can't remember if I've ever said this before.... Those people have too much farking money


It'll fall back into the sand in 2 or 3 generations.
 
2013-04-11 12:54:57 PM  
Do they not have speed bumps in Dubai?
 
2013-04-11 12:55:44 PM  

timujin: JerkyMeat: Dubai is a shiat country and cops are pieces of shiat.  There is no cool in either one.  Subby is lame.

You can hate the country and their cops, but neither has anything to do with the car.


Except that everyone knows cars are used as status symbols. You think the anyone behind the wheel of a Lamborghini is gonna treat common people the same as themselves?
 
2013-04-11 12:56:20 PM  
WAY cooler... trifecta... in play...?

Is this same Subby, playing a joke?
 
2013-04-11 12:56:31 PM  
I don't have any police cars. Your comparison is therefore invalid.
 
2013-04-11 12:56:35 PM  
Phfffttt.  That slow police car will never catch this:

www.flash-screen.com
 
2013-04-11 12:57:08 PM  
I bet Dubai's police make American cops seem almost human by comparison.
 
2013-04-11 12:57:28 PM  
It's just a show piece I assume? There's no back seat. Not sure I'd want some crazy criminal sitting next to me.
 
2013-04-11 12:57:42 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I really can't remember if I've ever said this before.... Those people have too much farking money


What's sad is they are doing it for literally no reason.  I've heard of cops having luxury sports cars like corvettes in the US, but it's to try and catch unloaded logging trucks in the Pacific NW flying through the mountains at ludicrous speed.
 
2013-04-11 12:57:55 PM  

Kuta: timujin: JerkyMeat: Dubai is a shiat country and cops are pieces of shiat. There is no cool in either one. Subby is lame.

You can hate the country and their cops, but neither has anything to do with the car.

Except that everyone knows cars are used as status symbols. You think the anyone behind the wheel of a Lamborghini is gonna treat common people the same as themselves?


That's about the driver, still not about the car itself...

/I can't believe I'm white knighting for a Lamborghini, I don't even like them
//Ferrari ftw
 
2013-04-11 12:58:32 PM  
Not a bad investment, actually.  Considering that (if you actual RTFA) it sounds like it's more of a publicity piece than an actual police car.
1. Make a show of law and order, coolness, and extravagance for the tourists and international meda
2. Attract more tourists and trade by helping enhance the country's image to Westerners.
3 Profit.
 
2013-04-11 12:59:07 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I really can't remember if I've ever said this before.... Those people have too much farking money


You likely have.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-11 12:59:47 PM  

czei: Phfffttt.  That slow police car will never catch this:

[www.flash-screen.com image 850x531]


Ugly car. Looks like a wireless mouse.
 
2013-04-11 12:59:50 PM  

czei: Phfffttt.  That slow police car will never catch this:

[www.flash-screen.com image 850x531]


Is that thing suppose to look like Iron Man?
 
2013-04-11 01:00:00 PM  
That looks freaking cool.  I'd consider it an honor to be pulled over.
 
2013-04-11 01:00:28 PM  
Oh, and this is what happened to it

content.worldcarfans.co
 
2013-04-11 01:00:39 PM  
 
2013-04-11 01:00:44 PM  
Sure sounds right to me:
"Deputy police director Gen Khamis Matter al-Muzaina boasted the Italian-built Lamborghini would illustrate 'how classy Dubai is'."

tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com

Dubai = Desert Mirage
 
2013-04-11 01:01:21 PM  

czei: Phfffttt.  That slow police car will never catch this:

[www.flash-screen.com image 850x531]


How to escape a perusing veyon...

www.gacurbcut.com
 
2013-04-11 01:01:31 PM  
I saw an Aventador crashing over uneven pavement in a lane barely wide enough to accommodate it on Ponce in Atlanta a few weeks ago  I suppose when you've got enough money for an Aventador you don't care if you jam a $10,000 wheel into a rough granite curb, but it seemed like kind of a lousy way to get around town.  That and it's the first car to attract panhandlers at the light in front of the Murder Kroger.


This is what the curbs look like in most of Atlanta.  Even my neighborhood that was built in the 60s has them.  They're hell on low-profile rims.
 
2013-04-11 01:01:39 PM  
Oh come on. How is a Prince supposed to do blow off a European hookers ass in the back of that?
 
2013-04-11 01:02:47 PM  
And if it's like all the other nice cars those idiots drive, it will be wrecked and left in the desert to become a sand dune.

I was amazed at the amount of expensive luxury cars left in the Kuwaiti desert.  They were abandoned for things like flat tires or no gas.

I sure am glad it's farking $3.70 for gas around here.
 
2013-04-11 01:03:37 PM  

Egoy3k: czei: Phfffttt.  That slow police car will never catch this:

[www.flash-screen.com image 850x531]

How to escape a perusing veyon...

[www.gacurbcut.com image 288x192]


perusing veyon?  Is that a window shopping alien or something?
 
2013-04-11 01:03:58 PM  

LoneVVolf: Do they not have speed bumps in Dubai?


They have plenty of poor people that live on the edge of the city.
 
2013-04-11 01:05:07 PM  
Pfft!  Baltimore Police would like a word with you subby...

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-11 01:05:09 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-11 01:07:08 PM  

timujin: Egoy3k: czei: Phfffttt.  That slow police car will never catch this:

[www.flash-screen.com image 850x531]

How to escape a perusing veyon...

[www.gacurbcut.com image 288x192]

perusing veyon?  Is that a window shopping alien or something?

 
2013-04-11 01:07:49 PM  

Mr Guy: What's sad is they are doing it for literally no reason.  I've heard of cops having luxury sports cars like corvettes in the US, but it's to try and catch unloaded logging trucks in the Pacific NW flying through the mountains at ludicrous speed.


You've misspelled "sporty-looking, rolling piece of shiat that drinks gas like it's going out of fashion, and doesn't handle or steer worth a damn."

/never let an American build a sports car
 
2013-04-11 01:08:04 PM  

SouthParkCon: timujin: Egoy3k: czei: Phfffttt.  That slow police car will never catch this:

[www.flash-screen.com image 850x531]

How to escape a perusing veyon...

[www.gacurbcut.com image 288x192]

perusing veyon?  Is that a window shopping alien or something?


lets try again...

www.kitsune.addr.com
 
2013-04-11 01:08:17 PM  
FTA
The Lamborghini Aventador, decorated in the Dubai force's green and white colours, is thought to be the most expensive police car in the world.

Not even close

2-ps.googleusercontent.com

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-04-11 01:08:38 PM  
Cool in theory, until you try to do a PIT maneuver and cause $50,000 in damage to your own police cruiser.
 
2013-04-11 01:10:54 PM  
Hey look!  An ENTIRE country build around organised crime!  WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!
 
2013-04-11 01:13:45 PM  
 
2013-04-11 01:14:32 PM  
Well, at least when you get arrested there you get to ride in a really nice car before you get tossed into a dungeon with no rights.
 
GBB
2013-04-11 01:14:44 PM  
Oh yeah???

www.sspmustang.org
 
2013-04-11 01:18:39 PM  
Deputy police director Gen Khamis Matter al-Muzaina boasted the Italian-built Lamborghini would illustrate 'how classy Dubai is'.

On the list of things that Dubai is, "Classy" would rank at the very bottom. Its a noveau riche gilded turd. Everyone is either royalty, a scumbag property speculator from the west, or an indentured servant from Bangladesh. Vegas looks wholesome by comparison.
 
2013-04-11 01:19:31 PM  
Way cooler trifecta in play?
 
2013-04-11 01:19:33 PM  
I never thought it was possible to be more gaudy than suddenly rich Russians, and yet here we are.
At least Russians know how to pipe the shiat out of their buildings.
 
2013-04-11 01:19:33 PM  

Mr Guy: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I really can't remember if I've ever said this before.... Those people have too much farking money

What's sad is they are doing it for literally no reason.  I've heard of cops having luxury sports cars like corvettes in the US, but it's to try and catch unloaded logging trucks in the Pacific NW flying through the mountains at ludicrous speed.


Ludicrous speed? I hope they have buckled up.
 
2013-04-11 01:19:45 PM  

PseUdononymous Savagery: FTA
The Lamborghini Aventador, decorated in the Dubai force's green and white colours, is thought to be the most expensive police car in the world.

Not even close

[2-ps.googleusercontent.com image 488x325]

[i.huffpost.com image 260x190]


I just saw one in the second pic yesterday. Was going to work and a cop was driving it. Had teh SWAT logo on the side of it. Took me a few seconds to notice it the dark green paint was almost as dark as the black lettering.
 
2013-04-11 01:19:46 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I saw an Aventador crashing over uneven pavement in a lane barely wide enough to accommodate it on Ponce in Atlanta a few weeks ago  I suppose when you've got enough money for an Aventador you don't care if you jam a $10,000 wheel into a rough granite curb, but it seemed like kind of a lousy way to get around town.  That and it's the first car to attract panhandlers at the light in front of the Murder Kroger.


This is what the curbs look like in most of Atlanta.  Even my neighborhood that was built in the 60s has them.  They're hell on low-profile rims.


I don't live an Atlanta, but I got every reference that you made. He probably saw ponce guy and got distracted.
 
2013-04-11 01:20:20 PM  
cache.gizmodo.com
 
2013-04-11 01:21:32 PM  
Deputy police director Gen Khamis Matter al-Muzaina boasted the Italian-built Lamborghini would illustrate 'how classy Dubai is'.

Well... you could let women have more rights than a housecat... might achieve the same goal.
 
2013-04-11 01:22:38 PM  

Need a Dispenser Here: czei: Phfffttt.  That slow police car will never catch this:

[www.flash-screen.com image 850x531]

Ugly car. Looks like a wireless mouse.


There's 3 guys in the UK who disagree with you:

http://www.topgear.com/uk/bugatti/veyron
 
2013-04-11 01:24:28 PM  
 
2013-04-11 01:26:14 PM  

czei: Phfffttt.  That slow police car will never catch this:

[www.flash-screen.com image 850x531]


Watched them drive that on US Top Gear on an open stretch of flat road in Florida.  Got it up to 200 before the short, black haired host driving it chickened out.
 
2013-04-11 01:34:49 PM  
Gulf Arabs are morons.  They squander their money on childish BS like this.  When the oil wells dry up, they'll go right back to being what they always were, flee-bitten goat farkers.
 
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