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2013-04-11 08:33:34 AM  
This gives me a sad.
Obviously he has a sad too.

/All he needs is the yellow shirt with the black zig-zag.
//And a beagle.
///And a kite.
////And some common sense.
 
2013-04-11 08:55:43 AM  
Don't celebrity stalkers usually work the other way around?
 
2013-04-11 09:01:24 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-11 09:02:51 AM  
What was the name of Charlie Brown's teacher?
 
2013-04-11 09:04:01 AM  
Reading only the headline, I thought that Peter Frampton had died.
 
2013-04-11 09:09:42 AM  
You can only pull the football away from someone so many times before they snap.
 
2013-04-11 09:11:15 AM  

BunkyBrewman: What was the name of Charlie Brown's teacher?



I got that question a few weeks ago at Geeks Who Drink trivia and could not remember it for the life of me.
 
2013-04-11 09:12:49 AM  

BunkyBrewman: What was the name of Charlie Brown's teacher?


Daddy-O.

You kids don't know your doowop. Lawn. Off. Now.
 
2013-04-11 09:17:16 AM  
Good grief.
 
2013-04-11 09:19:05 AM  
Also, am I crazy or does he look a lot like Dan Hedaya?
 
2013-04-11 09:22:26 AM  

vernonFL: Reading only the headline, I thought that Peter Frampton had died.


I was hoping it was dub-step that died...
 
2013-04-11 10:01:06 AM  
Prosecutors say Robbins called his former girlfriend dozens of times a day and told her he would kill her and her son if she did not give back his dog and car.

And he paid for breast implants?

I'm pretty sure his 'girlfriend' was a guy.

soundjunkiesoapbox.files.wordpress.com

And at the very least a lesbian. He knew what he was getting himself into, is all I'm saying.
 
2013-04-11 10:01:17 AM  

UberDave: vernonFL: Reading only the headline, I thought that Peter Frampton had died.

I was hoping it was dub-step that died...


Or at least Skrillex...
 
2013-04-11 10:01:47 AM  
I thought Barbara Walters died.
 
2013-04-11 10:02:05 AM  

BunkyBrewman: What was the name of Charlie Brown's teacher?


Miss Othmar, I think.
 
2013-04-11 10:02:17 AM  
You're a Creepy Man, Charlie Brown.
 
2013-04-11 10:02:23 AM  

BunkyBrewman: What was the name of Charlie Brown's teacher?


Miss Othmar, although she's more supposed to be Linus' teacher (although Charlie Brown ends up in the same classroom from time to time).
 
2013-04-11 10:03:54 AM  
Sounds like he needs:
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-11 10:04:25 AM  

vernonFL: Reading only the headline, I thought that Peter Frampton had died.


Soooo glad I wasn't the only one.
 
2013-04-11 10:05:07 AM  
Does it make me a sick individual that the headline made me think of this

static2.businessinsider.com
 
2013-04-11 10:06:07 AM  
Good grief.
 
2013-04-11 10:06:12 AM  

JerseyTim: Good grief.


Took the words right out of my mouth
 
2013-04-11 10:06:44 AM  
Entered a plea and got three years....

Can we do this with all crazy/abusive/stalker people?
 
2013-04-11 10:07:09 AM  
Finally, a wrestling thread where it belongs.
 
2013-04-11 10:07:49 AM  
Rats!
 
2013-04-11 10:11:27 AM  

vernonFL: Reading only the headline, I thought that Peter Frampton had died.


I thought it was a sad version of the Hawaii 5-0 theme song, like maybe they didn't get picked up for another season.
 
2013-04-11 10:12:52 AM  
He's gona get caught. Just you wait and see!
 
2013-04-11 10:14:45 AM  
I can understand being upset with your ex not giving your car and your dog back. But you don't harass them and threaten them. You take them to small claims court, get a judgement against her, and get the government to harass and threaten them for you legally
 
2013-04-11 10:15:07 AM  

Crudbucket: vernonFL: Reading only the headline, I thought that Peter Frampton had died.

I thought it was a sad version of the Hawaii 5-0 theme song, like maybe they didn't get picked up for another season.


I thought it was referencing the song the damned bird sings to 'set the mood' in The Little Mermaid.
 
2013-04-11 10:17:32 AM  

megarian: vernonFL: Reading only the headline, I thought that Peter Frampton had died.

Soooo glad I wasn't the only one.


I thought someone from "Whats Happenin'" died.
 
2013-04-11 10:19:45 AM  
What Charlie Brown's teacher might look like:

www.tasset.com
 
2013-04-11 10:21:23 AM  
I thought Demi Moore od'd on whippits.
 
2013-04-11 10:22:00 AM  
He's a clown
 
2013-04-11 10:24:22 AM  
You're an inmate, Charlie Brown.
 
2013-04-11 10:26:13 AM  
www.xtcian.com

RIP Howard Jones


/and do you feel scared, I dooooooooo
 
2013-04-11 10:29:18 AM  

Lettuce Pray: [www.xtcian.com image 348x400]

RIP Howard Jones

/and do you feel scared, I dooooooooo


But I won't stop and falter
 
2013-04-11 10:29:23 AM  
It's not like Charlie Brown doesn't already have a history of stalking.  Was the girlfriend a red head?
 
2013-04-11 10:29:40 AM  
He threatened someone who does breast enhancements?

Get a rope.
 
2013-04-11 10:30:10 AM  
Prosecutors say Robbins called his former girlfriend dozens of times a day and told her he would kill her and her son if she did not give back his dog and car.


Biatch had it coming.
 
2013-04-11 10:31:08 AM  
Don't Drop the Soap, Charlie Brown.
 
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2013-04-11 10:31:18 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: Prosecutors say Robbins called his former girlfriend dozens of times a day and told her he would kill her and her son if she did not give back his dog and car.


Biatch had it coming.


And that Boston debut LP... it was a FIRST PRESSING, man...
 
2013-04-11 10:34:37 AM  
Looking at his pic, my first thought was "Bill Murray was the voice of Charlie Brown?"
- what a blockhead
 
2013-04-11 10:34:39 AM  

UberDave: vernonFL: Reading only the headline, I thought that Peter Frampton had died.

I was hoping it was dub-step that died...


So I'm not the only one that thought this was dubstep-related.
 
2013-04-11 10:37:34 AM  
I hate to be the one to break it to you, Charlie Brown, but you're about to replace Schroeder as the "catcher."
 
GBB
2013-04-11 10:38:48 AM  
soundjunkiesoapbox.files.wordpress.com

Hey Chuck, I hear you're heading to prision.  That's a tough break, Chuck.  Don't drop the soap, Chuck.
 
2013-04-11 10:41:27 AM  
Ironically, he looks a lot like you'd expect Charlie Brown to look like at 56 years of age.
 
2013-04-11 10:45:09 AM  
cdn.lapatilla.com
WEEEE WEEEAH WAH WAH, WAHhhhh

/Well, I stand up next to a mountain
//And I chop it down with the edge of my hand Yeah
 
2013-04-11 10:46:46 AM  

browneye: Ironically, he looks a lot like you'd expect Charlie Brown to look like at 56 years of age.


Though oddly, in this case Charlie Brown went from totally bald as a kid to only  semi-bald as a middle-aged man.
 
2013-04-11 10:51:23 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-11 10:55:00 AM  

Elroydb: I can understand being upset with your ex not giving your car and your dog back. But you don't harass them and threaten them. You take them to small claims court, get a judgement against her, and get the government to harass and threaten them for you legally


 Who knows, maybe he already went that route, article doesn't give much info. Doesn't say the age of the woman but sounds like she took this guy for a ride and was testing her new bewbs on the surgeon guy.
/why is everybody picking on him?
 
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