Aww thanks, Indonesia!

If she'd been wearing Stain Defenders, travesty could've been averted. Tsk.

Its okay, he's only 2, he won't remember his life as a boy.

On the other hand, when he grows up he's got a great ice-breaker for the ladies.

*whimper*

poor little bastard

A BRISS?! ON CHRISTMAS?! Thats....thats...blasphemous!

Not on christmas day...

It's christmas time for my penis!

What's the big deal? This happens thousands of times a day. I believe the medical term is "circumcision".

Suharti's lawyer, Mr Mohamed Muzammil Mohamed...

Mohamed Mohamed? I bet his parents stayed up all night to think up that name.

Crazy indon maid in Singapore case 7484598457.. wonder if she's the same one who got caught washing babies with a toilet brush.

I'm uncut and I like it that way. I shuck it back in the shower and wash it, then put it back in it's sheath.
Sometimes I just like to just shuck it back and shuck it back and shuck it back.

'She's not educated, and is a simpleton who did not realise the severity of the offence she committed,' he said.

That was her lawyers defense.

Your honor please forgive my client, it wasnt her fault, she's just a tard.

Image Search for "Christmas Penis" yields:



(as god is my witness, I think that's safe enough for work)

I can't quite find the image I was looking for. So here's a poor substitute...

Ok, I'll admit I got a little carried away.

Christine and her hot dog (SFW)

Right, a 2cm cut on a 2 year old boys wee wee will cause physiological and psychological harm on the boy when he is older, but completely cutting off a 2 year old boys foreskin is completely normal and healthy and will have no harmful effects. I call bullshiat on that one, how many boys are circumsized every day.

ElBarto79,

The kid urinated on the maid, and she got pissed and sliced his weiner. It took six stitches to repair the cut. This can't even be compared to a circumcision; it was an assault.

'She's not educated, and is a simpleton who did not realise the severity of the offence she committed,' he said.

AAhhhh....the ol' "dumb as hell" defense...

/you must acquit

'She's not educated, and is a simpleton who did not realise the severity of the offence she committed,' he said.

ahhh the olde "simpleton who didnt know that cutting a boys penis was bad" defense...

good times good times

Damn you Tamarah!!!

two-year-old boy, the eldest of triplets?
shouldn't they all be the same age?

devilsnight

The kid urinated on the maid, and she got pissed and sliced his weiner. It took six stitches to repair the cut. This can't even be compared to a circumcision; it was an assault.

And a circumcision isnt...?

Devilsknight
"The kid urinated on the maid, and she got pissed and sliced his weiner. It took six stitches to repair the cut. This can't even be compared to a circumcision; it was an assault."

Yea it is an assault, I was just saying the whole psychological harm stuff seems a little hard to buy. It's a 2 year old child, i don't think he will make much of a distinction between a woman giving him a quick slice with a knife and some strange man standing over him with a scalpel slicing him, have you seen the reactions of some of those kids?

have you seen the reactions of some of those kids?

Please DON'T post THAT url!

devilsnight: Of course there's a difference! The kid got his wang cut for something bad he did, a lot of us got circumsized because well.. someone at the AMA doesn't like foreskins.

/society to end involuntary circumsion

'He's not seeing a psychiatrist and we don't talk about it with him, to help him forget the incident,'
Head-in-sand approach, or understands child psychology?

and wumpus generally, babies come out one at a time. One twin can be a few minutes older than his/her 'younger' twin...and so on. Fear for the mother who births all at once.

I re-read the article, but it doesn't say whether the maid had been cutting raw chicken. Either way, Step 1: put knife down. Step 2:Approach kid.

Which adult had given the kid a bath, btw?

a lot of us got circumsized because well.. someone at the AMA doesn't like foreskins

Nah, I think it's because many moms think it's nicer looking that way.

I bet that kid NEVER pisses on an adult ever again.

helmets and anteaters

The poor kid was attacked by a pissed off woman who swung a knife at his crotch and cut him. Totally different from the environment in which a child is circumcised...

But I don't buy the mental harm thing either...the kid is only 2.

Bah, I was expecting it to be another dumbass who was tripping out, cut off his dick, and stir-fried it.

Walk it off.

-faints-

Sounds more serious than a prick.

"Today's Christmas penis cutting story"

That made me laugh. Just sick. Now I see it was a manchild.

That made me sad.

/boring comment

On this Christmas night, I would like to thank Fark.com. If it weren't for Fark, I would not know that every day someone tries to remove or mutilate someone else's penis somewhere in the world. Thank you, Fark.com.

6-7 inches? two year old? not bad!

Maybe she should go work at the Neverland Ranch...