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(Slate)   Dumbass eats world's hottest pepper in one chomp with predictable results. Video of that dumbass to the left   ( divider line
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23082 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Apr 2013 at 9:10 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-11 09:27:55 AM  
3 votes:
Wimps...try this hardcore candy.  There's a picture of a nuclear explosion; can't beat that.
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2013-04-11 09:24:47 AM  
3 votes:
That's nothing. Wait until the pepper exits.
2013-04-11 09:20:10 AM  
3 votes:
To the people in the video...

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2013-04-11 09:18:43 AM  
3 votes:

dropdfun: Wont be long till these start popping up here and there, you don't just decide to steal 20,000 rifles on a whim.

Yeah, farking scorpion peppers, man.
2013-04-11 10:30:12 AM  
2 votes:
I think it's hilarious that the capsicum family of plants has evolved this specific defense to keep mammals away from their fruit so birds would spread the seeds, but it turns out there's a species of mammal that actually likes having its mouth burned and has spread those seeds further than any bird could have.
2013-04-11 09:29:06 AM  
2 votes:
Wait until the oil hits the anus.
2013-04-11 09:24:20 AM  
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2013-04-11 04:08:39 PM  
1 vote:
The woman looks like Ralph off of Green Acres.
2013-04-11 10:04:13 AM  
1 vote:
This is how you eat it. Full Size
2013-04-11 09:59:36 AM  
1 vote:
2013-04-11 09:58:23 AM  
1 vote:

Thunderboy: Wouldn't drinking oil (yuck) just make it far worse?  I thought alcohol was the best choice for that sort of thing.

Nope, alcohol is the worst thing you can do, even worse than water.

See, the molecule that makes peppers hot (capsaicin) dissolves in alcohol.  While at first this makes it sound like a great idea, dissolve and flush it out, what it really does is applies an even coat of the stuff all over the inside of your mouth and your tongue, which means there is no escape.

Trust me, I grow ghost peppers and t.scorps and make vodka infusions with them.  You can't taste the heat at all in the shot until after it evaporates off, and then its full out thermonuclear war in your mouth.

No, I'm not dumb enough to drink this stuff myself (other than the first time), I take it to parties and find the biggest drunk guy in there and tell him he's not man enough to do a shot of it.  Invariably they say it was nothing, then about 60 seconds later they're begging for the sweet release of death.
2013-04-11 09:39:36 AM  
1 vote:
My father was Bhut Jolokia, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
2013-04-11 09:27:05 AM  
1 vote:
1. Make video claiming to eat world's hottest pepper
2. Put video on youtube with large ad revenue generator attached (30 sec pre-roll)
3. Green light on fark
4. Profit?
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