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(New York Daily News)   Ivanka Trump stalker states the obvious, 'If she would just call me it would be so much easier'   (nydailynews.com) divider line 10
    More: Dumbass, Ivanka Trump, order of protection, John Enabnit  
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2013-04-11 08:38:31 AM
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2013-04-11 08:44:37 AM

vudukungfu: 867 5309


You're evil.
 
2013-04-11 08:45:49 AM
For some reason she looks like a character from a Tim Burton movie to me. I don't know why but every time I see her I immediately think of nightmare before christmas
 
2013-04-11 09:03:05 AM
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2013-04-11 09:30:12 AM
This guy is clearly insane.  How could he even think he is going to end up being her husband when it's perfectly obvious that I'm destined to be her husband.  Sure, she doesn't know it yet, but once she reads the meticulously-crafted love letter I'm writing to her in my own blood (so she knows that I'm serious, and not just a casual suitor), I'm sure she'll realize that it was meant to be.  I'll even demonstrate my devotion by standing outside her apartment at all hours of the day and night to protect her from all of the creepy stalker types like the guy in the article.  She doesn't even have to pay me.  Soon, my love.  Soooooon.
 
2013-04-11 11:55:11 AM
Great body but just an okay face. Ivanka is pretty hot too.
 
2013-04-11 01:13:55 PM

r0cj07p: This guy is clearly insane.  How could he even think he is going to end up being her husband when it's perfectly obvious that I'm destined to be her husband.  Sure, she doesn't know it yet, but once she reads the meticulously-crafted love letter I'm writing to her in my own blood (so she knows that I'm serious, and not just a casual suitor), I'm sure she'll realize that it was meant to be.  I'll even demonstrate my devotion by standing outside her apartment at all hours of the day and night to protect her from all of the creepy stalker types like the guy in the article.  She doesn't even have to pay me.  Soon, my love.  Soooooon.


I used to like you, r0cj07p. I really did. But you're messing with my woman. You're messing with the great destiny that is hers and mine: togetherness, foreverness.

I can't allow that.

Her brains are mine. Her beauty is mine. Her sultry voice... gosh, I could just listen to her read the phone book for literally *hours*; couldn't you? What's your favorite thing about the Good Trump?

Tell me.

I will have it inscribed in your epitaph.

*mad cackle*
 
2013-04-11 03:11:21 PM
Remember:

1-  It isn't stalking if the stalker is cute/rich.

2-  It isn't stalking if the stalkee gives in eventually.

3-  It isn't stalking if it's portrayed in a rom-com for women.   (Cue reference to Onion 'Stalker Arrested for Romantic Comedy Antics' article)
 
2013-04-11 04:03:44 PM
♫ And all you had to do was love me
I gave you every chance to love me
You stupid biatch, you should have loved me, too... ♫
 
2013-04-12 12:48:26 AM
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