vudukungfu: 867 5309
r0cj07p: This guy is clearly insane. How could he even think he is going to end up being her husband when it's perfectly obvious that I'm destined to be her husband. Sure, she doesn't know it yet, but once she reads the meticulously-crafted love letter I'm writing to her in my own blood (so she knows that I'm serious, and not just a casual suitor), I'm sure she'll realize that it was meant to be. I'll even demonstrate my devotion by standing outside her apartment at all hours of the day and night to protect her from all of the creepy stalker types like the guy in the article. She doesn't even have to pay me. Soon, my love. Soooooon.
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