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(Contact Music)   Kate Upton/P Diddy relationship denied by UpDiddy. You lucky farking bastard   (contactmusic.com) divider line 61
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2013-04-11 09:20:58 AM
Pupton?
Katydid?
Tits-rap?
 
2013-04-11 09:21:11 AM
What's Updiddy?

/somebody has to.
 
2013-04-11 09:22:32 AM
Would help explain Verlander's recent pitching.....
 
2013-04-11 09:24:00 AM
I call him Ding Dang Diddly Dum Doofus now.

You all will too when you get as hip as me.
 
2013-04-11 09:24:59 AM

Ishkur: I call him Ding Dang Diddly Dum Doofus now.

You all will too when you get as hip as me.


Shut up, Flanders
 
2013-04-11 09:26:47 AM

That's woman's body is covered with adipose deposits.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

 
2013-04-11 09:31:59 AM
What does Upgrayedd have to say?

Also, mmmmm adipose deposits.
 
2013-04-11 09:32:17 AM
Sounds like wishful thinking on someone's part.
 
2013-04-11 09:42:36 AM
We already have one vapid twat couple.  Do we really need another?
 
2013-04-11 09:59:54 AM
I prefer DiddyUp.
 
2013-04-11 10:16:51 AM
i1135.photobucket.com

For a double dose of Adipose
 
2013-04-11 10:18:45 AM
I too would like to make it clear that I am not currently banging Kate Upton like a screen door in a hurricane. For the record let me be clear that at no time have I ever tongue punched her fartbox, dirtied her hooha or motorboated her funbags.

/now if you'll excuse me I need to go sit in dark room and wet myself while weeping myself to sleep
 
2013-04-11 10:41:51 AM
There were a lot of closet racists that came out upon this news yesterday.
 
2013-04-11 10:56:03 AM
Katiddy
 
2013-04-11 11:17:35 AM
Studman69 me all you like, but I can state for the record that once any woman has been de-valued by Mr Combs (I refuse to participate in his self-aggrandizing "Puffy" bullsh#t) I would most definitely not hit it.
 
2013-04-11 11:23:25 AM

DemoKnite: There were a lot of closet racists that came out upon this news yesterday.


So a black guy likes voluptuous white chicks and a white girl likes the BBC.

/amidoinitrite?
//probably too obvious
 
2013-04-11 11:25:36 AM

DemoKnite: There were a lot of closet racists that came out upon this news yesterday.


Yeah, at least that part is ove...

Barricaded Gunman: Studman69 me all you like, but I can state for the record that once any woman has been de-valued by Mr Combs (I refuse to participate in his self-aggrandizing "Puffy" bullsh#t) I would most definitely not hit it.


...never mind.
 
2013-04-11 11:26:28 AM
Has anyone said Upiddy yet?

/makes more sense than up-diddy
 
2013-04-11 11:42:26 AM
Racism is general and uninformed, The Singing Bush, whereas I'm specifically anti-Sean Jean P-Puff Diddy Daddy Combs.

It's not really the same thing at all.
 
2013-04-11 11:47:37 AM
I don't know what the hubbub is all about, so here is a picture of Wil Wheaton with acid wash jeans, an ankle watch and no socks:

static02.mediaite.com
 
2013-04-11 11:48:03 AM
So I look up Kate Upton tags on tumblr, like ya do, and so many sites come up with pictures of her covered by big blocks of text saying, "She doesn't have a model's body" or "I don't get Kate Upton, she's not a model."

fark that noise, guys are PERFECTLY HAPPY with Kate's body and wish there were more models like her!
 
2013-04-11 11:53:22 AM

Mawson of the Antarctic: So I look up Kate Upton tags on tumblr, like ya do, and so many sites come up with pictures of her covered by big blocks of text saying, "She doesn't have a model's body" or "I don't get Kate Upton, she's not a model."

fark that noise, guys are PERFECTLY HAPPY with Kate's body and wish there were more models like her!


They don't have to be models - hell I'd prefer it if there were just Uptons willing to date me.
 
2013-04-11 11:54:17 AM

Mawson of the Antarctic: So I look up Kate Upton tags on tumblr, like ya do, and so many sites come up with pictures of her covered by big blocks of text saying, "She doesn't have a model's body" or "I don't get Kate Upton, she's not a model."

fark that noise, guys are PERFECTLY HAPPY with Kate's body and wish there were more models like her!

I don't get Kate Upton



that pretty much sums it up.
 
2013-04-11 12:32:05 PM
Wheredawhitewomenat.jpg
 
2013-04-11 12:37:40 PM
For some reason, Kate Upton keeps denying my relationship with her.  She won't even respond to my letters.
 
2013-04-11 12:43:11 PM

machinesquad: Mawson of the Antarctic: So I look up Kate Upton tags on tumblr, like ya do, and so many sites come up with pictures of her covered by big blocks of text saying, "She doesn't have a model's body" or "I don't get Kate Upton, she's not a model."

fark that noise, guys are PERFECTLY HAPPY with Kate's body and wish there were more models like her!

They don't have to be models - hell I'd prefer it if there were just Uptons willing to date me.


You like baseball?
a.espncdn.com
 
2013-04-11 12:49:07 PM

offacue: I don't get Kate Upton

that pretty much sums it up.


She is going to end up looking like Anna Nicole
 
2013-04-11 12:59:37 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: So I look up Kate Upton tags on tumblr, like ya do, and so many sites come up with pictures of her covered by big blocks of text saying, "She doesn't have a model's body" or "I don't get Kate Upton, she's not a model."

fark that noise, guys are PERFECTLY HAPPY with Kate's body and wish there were more models like her!


The majority of the people behind the "She's not a model", "She's ugly" nonsense are self-loathing jealous chicks and/or model-wanna-be's trying to avoid cognitive dissonance. They can't fathom the idea that a woman not built like a boy or an Auschwitz escapee can actually become a model. It basically goes against everything they've been brainwashed to believe and it leaves them with two choices:

Either accept that Kate is beautiful and that their own conditioned loathing of the female form is sad and stupid, or they can just go on believing that curves are icky and Upton is ugly so they can continue to feel smart and superior. For most of these people the second option is much more comforting and convenient.
 
2013-04-11 01:05:11 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't know what the hubbub is all about, so here is a picture of Wil Wheaton with acid wash jeans, an ankle watch and no socks:

[static02.mediaite.com image 550x398]


Was he filming Auschwitz, the next generation?
 
2013-04-11 01:06:58 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't know what the hubbub is all about, so here is a picture of Wil Wheaton with acid wash jeans, an ankle watch and no socks:

[static02.mediaite.com image 550x398]


Jesus,that's 80's
 
2013-04-11 01:13:07 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: So I look up Kate Upton tags on tumblr, like ya do, and so many sites come up with pictures of her covered by big blocks of text saying, "She doesn't have a model's body" or "I don't get Kate Upton, she's not a model."

fark that noise, guys are PERFECTLY HAPPY with Kate's body and wish there were more models like her!


I guarantee you 90% of those sites belong to women, the remaining 10% to basement dwellers whose only reading material is Letters to Penthouse Forum.
 
2013-04-11 01:15:55 PM

monoski: offacue: I don't get Kate Upton

that pretty much sums it up.

She is going to end up looking like Anna Nicole



Anna Nicole ended up looking like Anna Nicole because she had a crap load of personal issues. Period. Otherwise there have been plenty of curvy, busty women like Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren or later on Laetitia Casta who maintained their figure well into their 30s and older.
 
2013-04-11 01:34:38 PM
I have yet to understand why I shouldn't enjoy looking at her now because she might be overweight in 10-20 years. It's an idiotic argument.
 
2013-04-11 01:38:46 PM

Hawk24: I have yet to understand why I shouldn't enjoy looking at her now because she might be overweight in 10-20 years. It's an idiotic argument.


^This. So are those people suggesting to look at someone who's less attractive now and may never look better?
 
2013-04-11 01:55:49 PM
Kate is a goddess.  Perfect.

If she let that sleaze ball so much as breathe on her, I'll never fap to her pictures/videos ever again.
 
2013-04-11 02:09:14 PM

master_dman: Kate is a goddess.  Perfect.

If she let that sleaze ball so much as breathe on her, I'll never fap to her pictures/videos ever again.


Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't make crazy threats you can't follow through on!
 
2013-04-11 02:19:56 PM
She could film herself being defecated on by Pauly Shore and Andy Dick and I would still fap to her pics.

/And so would you.
 
2013-04-11 02:20:58 PM

DemoKnite: There were a lot of closet racists that came out upon this news yesterday.


It is seriously sad that the color of these two rumored to be together has to be mentioned, let alone even noticed in today's day and age.

 /just kidding, I hope she gets the clap and a dislocated hip joint from that black bastard.
 
2013-04-11 02:33:45 PM

RoyHobbs22: DemoKnite: There were a lot of closet racists that came out upon this news yesterday.

It is seriously sad that the color of these two rumored to be together has to be mentioned, let alone even noticed in today's day and age.

 /just kidding, I hope she gets the clap and a dislocated hip joint from that black bastard.


What about a busted womb?
 
2013-04-11 02:45:09 PM
here is how I know I am not racist but simply hate pdiddy -

if the news came out that Kate was banging Denzel, I would say YOU GO MOTHERfarkER, HIT THAT shiat.
if the news came out that Kate was banging Samuel L Jackson I would say SHOW HER YOUR BAD MOTHERfarkER!  PENIS, biatch, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

but Kate banging pdiddy?  All I could think was EEEWWWW WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER?

same thing I thought when Katy Perry was banging Russell farking Brand.  Same thing I thought when Rose was banging Marilyn Manson.

I am not racist.  I just don't understand gross guys getting poon that is FAR out of their league.

oh wait.  biatches like money.  there is no other explanation.
 
2013-04-11 03:00:04 PM
Well that is a load off my mind...
 
2013-04-11 03:08:27 PM
Diddy and Titties...

First thing that came to mind.

garatujasfantasticas.com
 
2013-04-11 03:31:40 PM

The Singing Bush: DemoKnite: There were a lot of closet racists that came out upon this news yesterday.

Yeah, at least that part is ove...

Barricaded Gunman: Studman69 me all you like, but I can state for the record that once any woman has been de-valued by Mr Combs (I refuse to participate in his self-aggrandizing "Puffy" bullsh#t) I would most definitely not hit it.

...never mind.


If you see something racist in that, you're probably looking too hard.  My guess is that he also would be happy to sign his name to this statement: "I can state for the record that once any woman has been de-valued by Mr. Ritchie (I refuse to participate in his self-aggrandizing "Kid Rock" bulls#t) I would most definite not hit it".
 
2013-04-11 03:50:18 PM
VIOLENT PIZZA!
 
2013-04-11 04:22:43 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: Mawson of the Antarctic: So I look up Kate Upton tags on tumblr, like ya do, and so many sites come up with pictures of her covered by big blocks of text saying, "She doesn't have a model's body" or "I don't get Kate Upton, she's not a model."

fark that noise, guys are PERFECTLY HAPPY with Kate's body and wish there were more models like her!

The majority of the people behind the "She's not a model", "She's ugly" nonsense are self-loathing jealous chicks and/or model-wanna-be's trying to avoid cognitive dissonance. They can't fathom the idea that a woman not built like a boy or an Auschwitz escapee can actually become a model. It basically goes against everything they've been brainwashed to believe and it leaves them with two choices:

Either accept that Kate is beautiful and that their own conditioned loathing of the female form is sad and stupid, or they can just go on believing that curves are icky and Upton is ugly so they can continue to feel smart and superior. For most of these people the second option is much more comforting and convenient.


You're right on the money with this one.

Not long ago went to check out some pro-anorexia forum that was linked from a news story about the fact that there was a pro-anorexia forum.

Those chicks were all over upton about being fat and ugly and not a model. I almost created an account just to tell them to STFU and eat a sandwich for gods sake.
 
2013-04-11 05:09:54 PM
Whether they're dating or not, I have a modest proposal.

Anyone who decides to combine their two names so they have some lazy, retarded way of referring to them as a couple should be given the choice of either being flung into the Sun via decomissioned ICBM or getting a visit in the middle of the night by Agent 47.
 
2013-04-11 05:47:05 PM

meanmutton: If you see something racist in that, you're probably looking too hard. My guess is that he also would be happy to sign his name to this statement: "I can state for the record that once any woman has been de-valued by Mr. Ritchie (I refuse to participate in his self-aggrandizing "Kid Rock" bulls#t) I would most definite not hit it".


That is correct. Please type up both versions and call a notary public. Let's do this.
 
2013-04-11 08:32:37 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't know what the hubbub is all about, so here is a picture of Wil Wheaton with acid wash jeans, an ankle watch and no socks:

[static02.mediaite.com image 550x398]


Shut up, Wesley
 
2013-04-11 08:51:54 PM
i2.ytimg.com

Who didn't diddy do?
 
2013-04-11 08:57:33 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Studman69 me all you like, but I can state for the record that once any woman has been de-valued by Mr Combs (I refuse to participate in his self-aggrandizing "Puffy" bullsh#t) I would most definitely not hit it.


Biatch please. Are you trying to tell me that anyone you've had sex with hasn't slept with someone nastier or worse than P. Dudley before you hit it? Trust me, whether you know it or not they likely have. I can see not wanting to have a relationship with someone dumb enough to fark or have a relationship with P. Dudley because they're that stupid. But just outright farking? Shiat, I don't care if she slept with mothafarking Beetlejuice (the deformed dude, not the movie character) I'd still hit that shiat if she gave me the chance, I just wouldn't date her.
 
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