The Irresponsible Captain: Fark 'em. Fark 'em with a splintered railroad tie.The fine shouldn't be a dollar value anyway, but a percent of income. 0.5% should be plenty. A penalty should really hurt them, maybe to dissuade them from damaging other people's property in the first place.
MugzyBrown: FYI executives of a corporation do go to jail.
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