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2013-04-11 08:47:11 AM
Hall-Rivas allegedly broke into the barn late at night and early in the mornings to abuse the horse, Ray said.

Most people try to avoid having a night mare.


/Neigh means Neigh!
 
2013-04-11 08:56:40 AM
Now that's what I call horsin' around.
 
2013-04-11 08:57:33 AM
There's more than one way to ride a horse.
 
2013-04-11 08:57:52 AM
Enter picture from Clerks 2 here
 
2013-04-11 08:59:05 AM
I was guessing Washington before I clicked the link. I was close.

/Horse-farking seems to be a thing in the Pacific Northwest
 
2013-04-11 09:00:49 AM

Cybernetic: I was guessing Washington before I clicked the link. I was close.

/Horse-farking seems to be a thing in the Pacific Northwest


Neigh, Washington county this time .
 
2013-04-11 09:01:33 AM
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2013-04-11 09:03:57 AM
"to have sex with a gelding horse."

gay
 
2013-04-11 09:06:44 AM
Against my better judgment I decided to click on the 'View Full Size' link under his mugshot and was treated to a pop-up add for Zoosk dating which I found rather amusing.
 
2013-04-11 09:09:27 AM
My favorite exchange between the 2 from the series.

"What kind of name is Ed for a horse?"

"Well, what kind of name is Wilbur for a man?"
 
2013-04-11 09:09:30 AM
The horse wasn't hung, so what was he getting out of it?

And he's very lucky he didn't get kicked throught the door.
 
2013-04-11 09:12:51 AM

Another Government Employee: The horse wasn't hung, so what was he getting out of it?

And he's very lucky he didn't get kicked throught the door.


Survival is what he was getting out of it.

Or maybe he thought it was a mare.
 
2013-04-11 09:13:39 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: "to have sex with a gelding horse."

gay


You know, this is something I've never understood about the animal farkers out there.

There are perfectly safe, and legal alternatives to ending up on the internet like Mister Hands, why don't they go for it. (Links NSFW)
 
2013-04-11 09:14:44 AM
The photo of the assailant as a 'view full size' under it.

Just No.
 
2013-04-11 09:15:12 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: "to have sex with a gelding horse."

gay


FORTUNATELY I had the foresight to purchase Apple Care which will take care of things like COFFEE'D KEYBOARDS.
Thanks for the yuks
 
2013-04-11 09:27:58 AM
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Hmmmm, no sir I didn't like it

/hawt
 
2013-04-11 09:33:11 AM
Maybe it's because I haven't watched an episode of Mr Ed in ages, but I was disappointed that the man that attempted to violate the horse wasn't in turn violated by some pig.
 
2013-04-11 09:42:14 AM
Yes sir, my very thought as well. You start diddling around back there, you best beware of sharp hooves and high kicker.

Not even your fair dinkum Wellington boots will save you then Bruce.
 
2013-04-11 10:13:13 AM
Was the horse scarred for life?
 
2013-04-11 10:24:04 AM

John Buck 41: My favorite exchange between the 2 from the series.

"What kind of name is Ed for a horse?"

"Well, what kind of name is Wilbur for a man?"


CSB:

On A-1-A, South of Daytona Beach Shores, is a wee small township called "Wilbur-by-the-sea". I don't live in that county anymore, but when driving to the inlet you have to pass through Wilbur-by-the Sea, and the sign is very prominent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilbur-By-The-Sea,_Florida

It is compulsory (at least in my car), to announce your arrival aloud; but only in Mister Ed's voice.

/Willllllllllbur
//We now return you to your icky news story
 
2013-04-11 10:24:11 AM

hardinparamedic: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x331]

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if you've ever watched the ECCC panel for the star wars radio play... there's a spot in it where terra strong says in the twilight sparkle voice the following:

Tara Strong: (as Twighlight Sparkle as Han Solo) "Even I get boarded sometimes..."

(crowd goes nuts)

Tara Strong: (still as Twighlight Sparkle) "Remember, pony wears the saddle..."

(crowd goes even more nuts)
 
2013-04-11 11:57:29 AM
Hey man that horse was asking for it.
 
2013-04-11 12:06:55 PM

dk47: Hey man that horse was asking for it.


Dressing all slutty like?
 
2013-04-11 12:31:42 PM
Who said the horse didn't like it?
 
2013-04-11 01:03:52 PM
Nice one subs
 
2013-04-11 02:50:50 PM
hardinparamedic:
You know, this is something I've never understood about the animal farkers out there.

There are perfectly safe, and legal alternatives to ending up on the internet like Mister Hands, why don't they go for it. (Links NSFW)


I'm gonna guess that if you are sexually attracted to horses, sex toys are likely a pale imitation of the real thing.  "Mr Hands", whatever else happened to him, got the "full horse sex experience", and nothing less.

/wtf, people?
 
2013-04-11 09:21:13 PM

Shadowtag: Maybe it's because I haven't watched an episode of Mr Ed in ages, but I was disappointed that the man that attempted to violate the horse wasn't in turn violated by some pig.


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