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(Denver Post)   Portland man arrested for harassing Aurora shooting survivors, using vile language and asking about the "moon base" where still-living "victims" were taken. He's also made friends in Newtown   (denverpost.com) divider line 180
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2013-04-11 09:22:58 AM
Someone deserves a good kick in the balls. Repeatedly. Charge admission and we could solve our national debt problem.
 
2013-04-11 09:30:22 AM
Thank God, it's been like a week since Dr. Ben Carson was the GOP's savior and I've been waiting for someone to step in and fill the void.
 
2013-04-11 09:52:20 AM
Sounds like he's off his meds.
 
2013-04-11 10:15:04 AM
And yet we don't have a detention facility on the moon for these...er...lunatics.
 
2013-04-11 10:29:29 AM
A few years ago he would have been celebrity via Glenn Beck. Don't pretend otherwise.
 
2013-04-11 10:29:31 AM
Send in Buzz Aldrin. He knows how to deal with these people.
 
2013-04-11 10:31:48 AM

Diogenes: And yet we don't have a detention facility on the moon for these...er...lunatics.


We'll have to build a new one when it's full.
 
2013-04-11 10:32:58 AM

hardinparamedic: Someone deserves a good kick in the balls and a one way ticket to Somalia.

FTFY

 
2013-04-11 10:34:25 AM
Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.
 
2013-04-11 10:34:34 AM
Get that man a therapy llama
 
2013-04-11 10:35:02 AM

hardinparamedic: Someone deserves a good kick in the balls. Repeatedly. Charge admission and we could solve our national debt problem.


Kicking a mentally ill man in the nuts always goes over well with the public
 
2013-04-11 10:35:33 AM

HotWingConspiracy: A few years ago he would have been celebrity via Glenn Beck. Don't pretend otherwise.


I do not believe that even Mr. Beck would entertain such a guest. Mr. Alex Jones, however, would encourage the man to author a book.

/Survivors on a moon base is absurd.
//There is no room there at the base where genetically augmented super-soldiers are grown.
 
2013-04-11 10:36:23 AM
I was expecting this to be a Fred Phelps thing.
 
2013-04-11 10:37:17 AM
If the Founding Fathers were here now, they'd look at this loon, look at the first amendment, and conclude: "eh, fark it - put him in the stockade and have him tarred and feathered"
 
2013-04-11 10:37:29 AM
So, all these school massacres are just faked as an excuse for Obama to push gun control legislature that gets watered down to meaninglessness in the Senate and dies in the House without even a committee meeting? Jesus, that Obama is diabolical, and yet incompetent.
 
2013-04-11 10:37:37 AM
There's thousands just like him.
 
2013-04-11 10:38:38 AM

Diogenes: And yet we don't have a detention facility on the moon for these...er...lunatics.


iseewhatudidthere.jpg
 
2013-04-11 10:40:38 AM
How anyone can have the capacity to do this is beyond me. Can't people like this read a magazine or something? Make the rounds of the local bars and scope out some singles action. See the sights. Or take up a hobby like playing the stock market. Otherwise, just learn to put a muzzle on your rapid-fire bursts of cruelty that in the end mean zip. Don't bee stupid and stir up a hornet's nest just to prove a meaningless, hollow point.
 
2013-04-11 10:40:39 AM
No crime here. When people like this are arrested, it is a dark sign for the future of the country.
 
2013-04-11 10:41:12 AM

cman: hardinparamedic: Someone deserves a good kick in the balls. Repeatedly. Charge admission and we could solve our national debt problem.

Kicking a mentally ill man in the nuts always goes over well with the public


www.dadwagon.com
 
2013-04-11 10:41:50 AM

BunkoSquad: Thank God, it's been like a week since Dr. Ben Carson was the GOP's savior and I've been waiting for someone to step in and fill the void.


Huh? WTF does this have to do with any political party? The guy is crazy.
 
2013-04-11 10:42:37 AM

Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.


Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?
 
2013-04-11 10:43:06 AM

mbillips: So, all these school massacres are just faked as an excuse for Obama to push gun control legislature that gets watered down to meaninglessness in the Senate and dies in the House without even a committee meeting? Jesus, that Obama is diabolical, and yet incompetent.


He is the worst Socialist Dictator in recent memory
 
2013-04-11 10:43:22 AM

Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?


Yes. Yes, we should.
 
2013-04-11 10:45:07 AM

mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.


And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?
 
2013-04-11 10:45:09 AM

PacificaFitz: mbillips: So, all these school massacres are just faked as an excuse for Obama to push gun control legislature that gets watered down to meaninglessness in the Senate and dies in the House without even a committee meeting? Jesus, that Obama is diabolical, and yet incompetent.

He is the worst Socialist Dictator in recent memory


So is he so awful because he's a socialist, or because he's not able to actually impose teh socializms that he stays up at night plotting? 'Cause, really, dude, when your universal health care plan was devised by the Heritage Foundation and endorsed by Richard Nixon, you really aren't very good at Socialist Dictatoring.
 
2013-04-11 10:46:06 AM

mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.


Funny thing is, they have a right to their opinion. Personally, I think it would be fun to watch one of the victims shoot this asshole in self defense...
 
2013-04-11 10:46:09 AM

Bullseyed: mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.

And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?


Yes, and YES! Goddam moon-landing deniers should be tortured before execution, though. farking morons.
 
2013-04-11 10:46:31 AM

Dimensio: /Survivors on a moon base is absurd.
//There is no room there at the base where genetically augmented super-soldiers are grown.


Well at least we agree on some things.
 
2013-04-11 10:47:55 AM
He actually believes we went to the moon?
 
2013-04-11 10:48:56 AM

Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?


I've never seen Loose Change, but does it actually accuse the victims of being part of the conspiracy, and that they're not really dead?  Does it accuse the next-of-kin of being part of the cover-up?

/Serious question, I've never seen it, and have no desire to.
 
2013-04-11 10:50:24 AM

precious_crotchflake: I was expecting this to be a Fred Phelps thing.


I bet old Fred is trying to think of a way to sue him for copyright infringement.
 
2013-04-11 10:51:48 AM

bdub77: Diogenes: And yet we don't have a detention facility on the moon for these...er...lunatics.

iseewhatudidthere.jpg


Can you spell it out?  I can't see anything.  I have something in my eye.

a57.foxnews.com
 
2013-04-11 10:52:09 AM
In his defense he does live in a flight path and gets more than the normal dose of "chem trail" agent.
 
2013-04-11 10:54:23 AM
From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.
 
2013-04-11 10:55:17 AM

mbillips: So, all these school massacres are just faked as an excuse for Obama to push gun control legislature that gets watered down to meaninglessness in the Senate and dies in the House without even a committee meeting? Jesus, that Obama is diabolical, and yet incompetent.


Welcome to the diabolical, yet extreamly incompetent party; try the fish!

/ that sneaky Obama uses his time machine to pants John McCain. At least; that would explain why John McCain doesn't have pants on.
 
2013-04-11 10:55:52 AM

Sgt Otter: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

I've never seen Loose Change, but does it actually accuse the victims of being part of the conspiracy, and that they're not really dead?  Does it accuse the next-of-kin of being part of the cover-up?

/Serious question, I've never seen it, and have no desire to.


I haven't seen the whole thing, but mostly it just "asks questions," in the Glenn Beck sense. And spouts a lot of easily disprovable nonsense about the physics of aircraft fires and building structures. That's the great thing about conspiracy theories. They don't have to make sense, and you don't have to have any evidence. All you have to do is find ambiguous facts surrounding what actually happened, and Raise Questions about their ambiguity. And lie; lying is a big part of it (e.g. the "pristine" bullet that went through Kennedy and Connally is actually quite flattened on one side, and WTC 7's supposed lack of damage ignores the gigantic freaking collapsed whole on one side where the bigger towers critically damaged it).

i171.photobucket.com

www.debunking911.com
 
2013-04-11 10:58:17 AM
miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.
 
2013-04-11 10:59:26 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: How anyone can have the capacity to do this is beyond me. Can't people like this read a magazine or something? Make the rounds of the local bars and scope out some singles action. See the sights. Or take up a hobby like playing the stock market. Otherwise, just learn to put a muzzle on your rapid-fire bursts of cruelty that in the end mean zip. Don't bee stupid and stir up a hornet's nest just to prove a meaningless, hollow point.


I can see what you did there.  Through my ACOG.
 
2013-04-11 10:59:59 AM
The Rand corporation, in conjunction with the reverse vampires and the saucer people....
 
2013-04-11 11:00:46 AM

Bullseyed: No crime here. When people like this are arrested, it is a dark sign for the future of the country.


Okay, I'll bite... If that's a "dark sign" for the future of the country, does it warm your heart that firefighters are being taken hostage or being shot and killed in the line of duty? All is right in the good ole USA now, right?
 
2013-04-11 11:01:07 AM
He sounds like a particularly nasty paranoid nutcase who think every atrocity is a "false flag" and won't accept any evidence or argument to the contrary.
 
2013-04-11 11:01:19 AM

RembrandtQEinstein: From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.


Right. Because harassment is not a chargeable offense.
 
2013-04-11 11:02:24 AM
So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?
 
2013-04-11 11:02:40 AM

mbillips: Bullseyed: mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.

And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?

Yes, and YES! Goddam moon-landing deniers should be tortured before execution, though. farking morons.


Yes, and they should be taunted. TAUNTED I SAY!
 
2013-04-11 11:03:20 AM

Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.


"Don't blame the guns!"

"Okay, fine, it's a mental health issue. Don't let crazies have guns!"

"NO! GUN ALL THE THINGS! GUNS FOR BREAKFAST, GUNS FOR LUNCH! *WHAAAARRRRRRGAARBLLLL!*"
 
2013-04-11 11:04:29 AM

Sgt Otter: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

I've never seen Loose Change, but does it actually accuse the victims of being part of the conspiracy, and that they're not really dead?  Does it accuse the next-of-kin of being part of the cover-up?

/Serious question, I've never seen it, and have no desire to.


I haven't really seen it either. People are entitled to their opinions, freedom of speech and freedom of thought. Thought policing people for believing in government conspiracies is not part of a free, ethical or moral society.

It is however part of a communist/socialist/dictatorship. Just like the Nazi/Soviets/Maoists/etc
 
2013-04-11 11:04:34 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
Nonsense!  They're in the swamps outside of New Orleans with the five thousand excecuted prisoners.  Right, Cynthia?
 
2013-04-11 11:04:52 AM

Joe Blowme: So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?


Freedom of religion! USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-04-11 11:05:04 AM

Joe Blowme: So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?


Freedom of religion.
 
2013-04-11 11:05:18 AM

RembrandtQEinstein: From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.


Yeah, actually, you can have Jennifer arrested (or least get her company jacked up on civil charges). Free speech isn't unlimited; there are rules for things like broadcasting or making phone calls that are different from standing on a street corner talking.
 
2013-04-11 11:05:34 AM

RembrandtQEinstein: From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.


This guy's got it.
 
2013-04-11 11:05:40 AM
What can I say, we grow 'em crazy out here.

Maybe the fluoridation of the PDX water supply will smooth out some of the cray-cray.
 
2013-04-11 11:06:05 AM

Bullseyed: Sgt Otter: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

I've never seen Loose Change, but does it actually accuse the victims of being part of the conspiracy, and that they're not really dead?  Does it accuse the next-of-kin of being part of the cover-up?

/Serious question, I've never seen it, and have no desire to.

I haven't really seen it either. People are entitled to their opinions, freedom of speech and freedom of thought. Thought policing people for believing in government conspiracies is not part of a free, ethical or moral society.

It is however part of a communist/socialist/dictatorship. Just like the Nazi/Soviets/Maoists/etc


I will say it again. Harassment. It is illegal.
 
2013-04-11 11:07:05 AM
Yes, he's crazy - but if those kindergarten kids had been armed, this would all be a non-issue.
 
2013-04-11 11:07:17 AM

Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.


How about no? I'm a gun owner, and with the exception of people erroneously classified as being unfit to own guns, along with a procedure to deal with that, I think nutjobs should NOT be able to own guns.

Don't classify all gun nuts with that brush.
 
2013-04-11 11:07:54 AM

BunkoSquad: Thank God, it's been like a week since Dr. Ben Carson was the GOP's savior and I've been waiting for someone to step in and fill the void.


In Portland? 99% chance he's a democrat.
 
2013-04-11 11:07:56 AM

Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.


This post is harassing me, so you should get arrested too!

"Gun nuts" own guns for when this type of person shows up at their door at 1 am.
 
2013-04-11 11:08:08 AM

jehovahs witness protection: mbillips: Bullseyed: mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.

And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?

Yes, and YES! Goddam moon-landing deniers should be tortured before execution, though. farking morons.

Yes, and they should be taunted. TAUNTED I SAY!


www.fugly.com
 
2013-04-11 11:08:53 AM

drxym: He sounds like a particularly nasty paranoid nutcase who think every atrocity is a "false flag" and won't accept any evidence or argument to the contrary.


Otherwise known as a typical democrat voter. 9-11 was an inside job by Bush!!!!111!`12`121`!!!!
 
2013-04-11 11:09:12 AM

meat0918: What can I say, we grow 'em crazy out here.

Maybe the fluoridation of the PDX water supply will smooth out some of the cray-cray.


I've been to Portland.  Let me know how that works out.
 
2013-04-11 11:09:13 AM
FTA: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

While there is doubt the dude is a twatwaffle, and most likely mentally ill, I find it somewhat disturbing that being a PITA can get you arrested. Our friends at WBC are walking free, and they make this guy look like a gnat.
 
2013-04-11 11:09:57 AM

Bullseyed: Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.

This post is harassing me, so you should get arrested too!

"Gun nuts" own guns for when this type of person shows up at their door at 1 am.


This.
 
2013-04-11 11:09:59 AM

Bravo Two: Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.

How about no? I'm a gun owner, and with the exception of people erroneously classified as being unfit to own guns, along with a procedure to deal with that, I think nutjobs should NOT be able to own guns.

Don't classify all gun nuts with that brush.


Maybe you shouldn't call yourself a "gun nut", perhaps your are a "weapon fancier" or "murder enthusiast"?

/I kid
 
2013-04-11 11:10:01 AM

Joe Blowme: So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?


The Westboroids know the law and are quite careful about following it while baiting others to break it.

This guy's a hysterical gun nut who is desperate to hang on to his fake wiener.
 
2013-04-11 11:10:13 AM

the lord god: RembrandtQEinstein: From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.

Right. Because harassment is not a chargeable offense.


Calling someone on the telephone is not harassment.

If what he says to them on the phone is so harassing, why did they answer the phone to begin with? Why not hang up? Maybe the victims families should be arrested for enabling harassment by not hanging up the phone when he calls.
 
2013-04-11 11:11:09 AM
Joe Blowme:  So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?

Police in Portland, Ore., have arrested a man suspected of making harassing phone calls and sending upsetting e-mails to the families of those killed in the Aurora theater shooting.

I'd say it was because he was doing things that were already considered illegal to begin with.
 
2013-04-11 11:12:02 AM

Mr_Ectomy: Bravo Two: Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.

How about no? I'm a gun owner, and with the exception of people erroneously classified as being unfit to own guns, along with a procedure to deal with that, I think nutjobs should NOT be able to own guns.

Don't classify all gun nuts with that brush.

Maybe you shouldn't call yourself a "gun nut", perhaps your are a "weapon fancier" or "murder enthusiast"?

/I kid


I'm a bigbaddaboomophile.
 
2013-04-11 11:13:06 AM

Bullseyed: Calling someone on the telephone is not harassment.

If what he says to them on the phone is so harassing, why did they answer the phone to begin with? Why not hang up? Maybe the victims families should be arrested for enabling harassment by not hanging up the phone when he calls.


Repeatedly doing so is, yes.
 
2013-04-11 11:14:30 AM

the lord god: I will say it again. Harassment. It is illegal.


Harassment isn't real first of all, second of all calling someone on the phone isn't harassment even if it were real.

Maybe I should stop paying my mortgage and just get the bank arrested when they contact me about it. Or stop paying my taxes and get the government arrested when they contact me about it.
 
2013-04-11 11:15:07 AM
Cool.  He lives in OR and the complaintants live in CO.  He should demand his right to cross-examine them.
 
2013-04-11 11:16:11 AM
Moon base?  Really?!

What a waste of resources, when we have a perfectly capable Nazi compound in Antarctica to send them to.
 
2013-04-11 11:16:16 AM
Bullseyed:

Calling someone on the telephone is not harassment.

If what he says to them on the phone is so harassing, why did they answer the phone to begin with? Why not hang up? Maybe the victims families should be arrested for enabling harassment by not hanging up the phone when he calls.


Well its obvious you are going to ignore reality and this is a pointless conversation. But I will try one more time.

To repeatedly call or come up to people after you have been told NO is harassment. Why answer? To get evidence to be used to charge him with.

I live in Aurora CO and this asshole is well known here. He is lucky all he got was arrested.
 
2013-04-11 11:16:27 AM

Bullseyed: Maybe I should stop paying my mortgage and just get the bank arrested when they contact me about it.


Do this and let us know how it went, and we'll explain how the law really works.
 
2013-04-11 11:17:43 AM

Bullseyed: the lord god: I will say it again. Harassment. It is illegal.

Harassment isn't real first of all, second of all calling someone on the phone isn't harassment even if it were real.

Maybe I should stop paying my mortgage and just get the bank arrested when they contact me about it. Or stop paying my taxes and get the government arrested when they contact me about it.


Please do try that.
 
2013-04-11 11:17:56 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Joe Blowme: So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?

The Westboroids know the law and are quite careful about following it while baiting others to break it.

This guy's a hysterical gun nut who is desperate to hang on to his fake wiener.


Statements completely void of facts.

/slowclap

Perhaps you can get a job on CNN!

There is no evidence this guy is even pro-gun, he is just a government conspiracist, like the leftists who think aliens are real or the leftists who think Kennedy was killed by the government or the leftists who think Bush put bombs in the WTC or ...
 
2013-04-11 11:18:36 AM

Mr_Ectomy: Bullseyed: Maybe I should stop paying my mortgage and just get the bank arrested when they contact me about it.

Do this and let us know how it went, and we'll explain how the law really works.


No point with this guy. He is far to edgy for the law to apply to him or those he sympathizes with.
 
2013-04-11 11:19:35 AM

Bullseyed: the lord god: I will say it again. Harassment. It is illegal.

Harassment isn't real first of all, second of all calling someone on the phone isn't harassment even if it were real.

Maybe I should stop paying my mortgage and just get the bank arrested when they contact me about it. Or stop paying my taxes and get the government arrested when they contact me about it.


Harassment isn't...

What.

Are you insisting that there is no such thing as harassment?

Seriously?
 
2013-04-11 11:19:43 AM
So is this what old Gary is up to these days?

/Nixon, you dolt!
 
2013-04-11 11:20:02 AM

Bravo Two: mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.

Funny thing is, they have a right to their opinion. Personally, I think it would be fun to watch one of the victims shoot this asshole in self defense...


I don't think they'd need to claim self-defense.  I think it would be more like the ending of Road House where "nobody saw nuthin' Sheriff."
 
2013-04-11 11:20:18 AM

the lord god: No point with this guy. He is far to edgy for the law to apply to him or those he sympathizes with.


Also he apparently believes that "Harassment isn't real".

Maybe he thinks harassment is  (-1)(1/2)
 
2013-04-11 11:20:50 AM

the lord god: Bullseyed:

Calling someone on the telephone is not harassment.

If what he says to them on the phone is so harassing, why did they answer the phone to begin with? Why not hang up? Maybe the victims families should be arrested for enabling harassment by not hanging up the phone when he calls.

Well its obvious you are going to ignore reality and this is a pointless conversation. But I will try one more time.

To repeatedly call or come up to people after you have been told NO is harassment. Why answer? To get evidence to be used to charge him with.

I live in Aurora CO and this asshole is well known here. He is lucky all he got was arrested.


Would rather we arrest people who complain about this sort of thing. The first time he calls, you block his number via your phone carrier. Problem solved.

But WAAAAAAHHHH I'm so helpless the government has to do it for meeeeeee. I can't handle calling the phone company?!?!? Instead we must pay for him to be in jail and give him free food and tv and heat and shelter. WAAAAHHHH.
 
2013-04-11 11:21:56 AM
And, as a bonus, he likely owns guns.
 
2013-04-11 11:22:15 AM

Felgraf: Bullseyed: the lord god: I will say it again. Harassment. It is illegal.

Harassment isn't real first of all, second of all calling someone on the phone isn't harassment even if it were real.

Maybe I should stop paying my mortgage and just get the bank arrested when they contact me about it. Or stop paying my taxes and get the government arrested when they contact me about it.

Harassment isn't...

What.

Are you insisting that there is no such thing as harassment?

Seriously?


Based on YOUR definition of harassment, making this post is harassing me.

/Your move
 
2013-04-11 11:22:18 AM

Felgraf: the lord god: No point with this guy. He is far to edgy for the law to apply to him or those he sympathizes with.

Also he apparently believes that "Harassment isn't real".

Maybe he thinks harassment is  (-1)(1/2)


Whatever I am done with him. Until I am told to place him in a FEMA camp that is.
 
2013-04-11 11:22:20 AM

the lord god: Mr_Ectomy: Bullseyed: Maybe I should stop paying my mortgage and just get the bank arrested when they contact me about it.

Do this and let us know how it went, and we'll explain how the law really works.

No point with this guy. He is far to edgy for the law to apply to him or those he sympathizes with.


Typical nut-job. False equivalencies and "but the left does this" deflections. We should take away his guns as he's obviously kookoo for Cocoa Puffs!
 
2013-04-11 11:22:39 AM

Mr_Ectomy: Bravo Two: Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.

How about no? I'm a gun owner, and with the exception of people erroneously classified as being unfit to own guns, along with a procedure to deal with that, I think nutjobs should NOT be able to own guns.

Don't classify all gun nuts with that brush.

Maybe you shouldn't call yourself a "gun nut", perhaps your are a "weapon fancier" or "murder enthusiast"?

/I kid


I just had an image of a magazine ( the leaflet kind) called 'Gun Fancy'. It would be like Cat Fancy, but for guns. We could anthropomorphize our guns. Why my gun, Ingrid, feelings were hurt by that mean ol' sen. Feinstein
 
2013-04-11 11:22:59 AM

Bullseyed: There is no evidence this guy is even pro-gun


The whole Aurora/Newtown conspiracy thing, even the milder forms("He didn't use the AR-15!") is exclusively brought up by GUN NUTS hoping to discredit or diminish calls for increased regulation.

No one else has a reason to buy into it.
 
2013-04-11 11:23:19 AM

Farce-Side: TheShavingofOccam123: How anyone can have the capacity to do this is beyond me. Can't people like this read a magazine or something? Make the rounds of the local bars and scope out some singles action. See the sights. Or take up a hobby like playing the stock market. Otherwise, just learn to put a muzzle on your rapid-fire bursts of cruelty that in the end mean zip. Don't bee stupid and stir up a hornet's nest just to prove a meaningless, hollow point.

I can see what you did there.  Through my ACOG.


ACOG - American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists

Through your American Congress of Obstreticians and Gynecologists? Man, how can you acquire a target through all those cross-hairs?
 
2013-04-11 11:24:29 AM
Quantum Apostrophe: using vile language and asking about the "moon base"

Do you ever give up?
 
2013-04-11 11:24:42 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Bullseyed: There is no evidence this guy is even pro-gun

The whole Aurora/Newtown conspiracy thing, even the milder forms("He didn't use the AR-15!") is exclusively brought up by GUN NUTS hoping to discredit or diminish calls for increased regulation.

No one else has a reason to buy into it.


You think conspiracy theorists have "reasons"? You obviously don't understand how conspiracy theories work.
 
2013-04-11 11:25:51 AM
Wait, so he's one of those conspiracy theory nuts who believe man made it to the Moon?

/well, at least he's talking SOME sense
 
2013-04-11 11:26:46 AM

Bullseyed: Based on YOUR definition of harassment, making this post is harassing me.

/Your move


Not really, no.

There is a difference between calling someone repeatedly, and posting online.

My posting my disagrements does not prevent other people from posting (tying up your phone line). It does not force you to not-use your computer to get away from the noise (If he's calling them repeatedly, the only way to get the phone to stop ringing/interrupting their lives would be unplug the phone).

Posting online is, really, kind of fundamentally different from calling someone on the phone.

Now, if I dig up your email or IM name, and constantly bombarded you with how you suck and are an idiot, followed you to every messaging service you used, flooded your inbox?

Or, if, say, I tracked down your real name and address, and started posting it in these threads going "LOL, this is where that dumbass lives, this is what he does! Let's call his boss and show them he doesn't think harassment is real!" (Note: I have no intention of doing this. This is not a threat. It is an example. I likely lack the skills to do so anyways)

THAT would be the internet analogue of harassment. Not disagreeing with you in my post. Going out to intrude in your life, constantly dogging your steps-THAT'S harassment.

Of course, you don't really believe harassment is a 'thing', so I can understand why this must be a difficult concept for you to grasp.
 
2013-04-11 11:27:36 AM
s23.postimg.org
 
2013-04-11 11:28:37 AM

fireclown: meat0918: What can I say, we grow 'em crazy out here.

Maybe the fluoridation of the PDX water supply will smooth out some of the cray-cray.

I've been to Portland.  Let me know how that works out.


I'm kinda worried the really crazy ones will move down I-5 to where I live in Eugene.

We don't fluoridate here (yet... that will be a fun fight), but that doesn't stop a segment of the population from thinking we do it secretly and they take measures to protect from and "cure" themselves of fluoride poisoning.
 
2013-04-11 11:29:55 AM

Bullseyed: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Bullseyed: There is no evidence this guy is even pro-gun

The whole Aurora/Newtown conspiracy thing, even the milder forms("He didn't use the AR-15!") is exclusively brought up by GUN NUTS hoping to discredit or diminish calls for increased regulation.

No one else has a reason to buy into it.

You think conspiracy theorists have "reasons"? You obviously don't understand how conspiracy theories work.


Well, at least we can all agree that moments like this are the reason we need background checks to buy guns.
 
2013-04-11 11:31:13 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Farce-Side: TheShavingofOccam123: How anyone can have the capacity to do this is beyond me. Can't people like this read a magazine or something? Make the rounds of the local bars and scope out some singles action. See the sights. Or take up a hobby like playing the stock market. Otherwise, just learn to put a muzzle on your rapid-fire bursts of cruelty that in the end mean zip. Don't bee stupid and stir up a hornet's nest just to prove a meaningless, hollow point.

I can see what you did there.  Through my ACOG.

ACOG - American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists

Through your American Congress of Obstreticians and Gynecologists? Man, how can you acquire a target through all those cross-hairs?


Was waiting for someone to GIS "ACOG" and come back with that.  Not so much the crosshairs I worry about, it's the moisture getting inside the reticle.
 
2013-04-11 11:33:03 AM

cman: hardinparamedic: Someone deserves a good kick in the balls. Repeatedly. Charge admission and we could solve our national debt problem.

Kicking a mentally ill man in the nuts always goes over well with the public


back in the 1700s they charged admission so people could go into insane asylums and torment the mentally illl. Its where the term "bedlam" originated.
 
2013-04-11 11:34:42 AM
i217.photobucket.com

He's trying way too hard.
 
2013-04-11 11:35:29 AM

Farce-Side: TheShavingofOccam123: Farce-Side: TheShavingofOccam123: How anyone can have the capacity to do this is beyond me. Can't people like this read a magazine or something? Make the rounds of the local bars and scope out some singles action. See the sights. Or take up a hobby like playing the stock market. Otherwise, just learn to put a muzzle on your rapid-fire bursts of cruelty that in the end mean zip. Don't bee stupid and stir up a hornet's nest just to prove a meaningless, hollow point.

I can see what you did there.  Through my ACOG.

ACOG - American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists

Through your American Congress of Obstreticians and Gynecologists? Man, how can you acquire a target through all those cross-hairs?

Was waiting for someone to GIS "ACOG" and come back with that.  Not so much the crosshairs I worry about, it's the moisture getting inside the reticle.


Been there, done that.
 
2013-04-11 11:38:33 AM

Jaws_Victim: cman: hardinparamedic: Someone deserves a good kick in the balls. Repeatedly. Charge admission and we could solve our national debt problem.

Kicking a mentally ill man in the nuts always goes over well with the public

back in the 1700s they charged admission so people could go into insane asylums and torment the mentally illl. Its where the term "bedlam" originated.


Hmm...

Bedlam, popular name for the Hospital of St. Mary of Bethlehem, London, an insane asylum, from Middle English Bedlem Bethlehem
First Known Use: 1522

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bedlam
 
2013-04-11 11:39:20 AM

miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.


i1136.photobucket.com

/even I think he's nutz
 
2013-04-11 11:40:20 AM
The only way to stop a bad guy with a moonbase is with a good guy with a moonbase.
 
2013-04-11 11:42:59 AM

Joe Blowme: So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?


WBC has legal non-violent protest. This guy was calling houses repeditely after being asked to stop.
If this guy had signs that said "shooting was a fake!" "Victims on vacation" and said his beleifs in a non violent manner then he wouldn't have been arrested. Say what you want about the WBC but they know the law
 
2013-04-11 11:44:04 AM
There on the moon being turned into Nazis  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Py_IndUbcxc
 
2013-04-11 11:44:10 AM

Mr_Ectomy: Bravo Two: Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.

How about no? I'm a gun owner, and with the exception of people erroneously classified as being unfit to own guns, along with a procedure to deal with that, I think nutjobs should NOT be able to own guns.

Don't classify all gun nuts with that brush.

Maybe you shouldn't call yourself a "gun nut", perhaps your are a "weapon fancier" or "murder enthusiast"?

/I kid




www.esri.com
 
2013-04-11 11:45:08 AM

cman: hardinparamedic: Someone deserves a good kick in the balls. Repeatedly. Charge admission and we could solve our national debt problem.

Kicking a mentally ill man in the nuts always goes over well with the public


Just so long as he doesn't get his hands on a gun and retaliate.
 
2013-04-11 11:47:02 AM

cman: hardinparamedic: Someone deserves a good kick in the balls. Repeatedly. Charge admission and we could solve our national debt problem.

Kicking a mentally ill man in the nuts always goes over well with the public


It might not be popular, but hey that's how the government rolls:

"ATF agents running an undercover storefront in Milwaukee used a brain-damaged man with a low IQ to set up gun and drug deals, paying him in cigarettes, merchandise and money, according to federal documents obtained by the Journal Sentinel.
...
Once authorities shut down the operation, they charged the 28-year-old man with federal gun and drug counts.
...
Wright's IQ measures in the 50s, about half of a normal IQ, according to those familiar with him. "

It's cool though.
 
2013-04-11 11:47:38 AM

Amusement: [s23.postimg.org image 606x456]


You don't wear dogtags in prison.
 
2013-04-11 11:48:04 AM
so what's the problem?
 
2013-04-11 11:49:55 AM

Bullseyed: the lord god: RembrandtQEinstein: From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.

Right. Because harassment is not a chargeable offense.

Calling someone on the telephone is not harassment.


How about calling 10 times?  Calling at 3AM?  Calling a hundred times?
 
2013-04-11 11:50:05 AM
The human race is invariably mentally ill. The second the Batractian Armada from Beyond the Oort Cloud gets here, I'm taking the planet back so that it may heal from the scars inflicted by you people and your selfish, ugly, polluting garbage. And the deathrays, but mostly the garbage thing.

/I used to be temporarily insane. Now I'm just stupid.
 
2013-04-11 11:50:18 AM

dynomutt: Moon base?  Really?!

What a waste of resources, when we have a perfectly capable Nazi compound in Antarctica to send them to.


I think he meant Moon Unit

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-04-11 11:52:52 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Mr_Ectomy: Bravo Two: Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.

How about no? I'm a gun owner, and with the exception of people erroneously classified as being unfit to own guns, along with a procedure to deal with that, I think nutjobs should NOT be able to own guns.

Don't classify all gun nuts with that brush.

Maybe you shouldn't call yourself a "gun nut", perhaps your are a "weapon fancier" or "murder enthusiast"?

/I kid

[www.esri.com image 850x565]


What does Dover, DE have to do with anything?
 
2013-04-11 11:54:11 AM

iheartscotch: Mr_Ectomy: Bravo Two: Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.

How about no? I'm a gun owner, and with the exception of people erroneously classified as being unfit to own guns, along with a procedure to deal with that, I think nutjobs should NOT be able to own guns.

Don't classify all gun nuts with that brush.

Maybe you shouldn't call yourself a "gun nut", perhaps your are a "weapon fancier" or "murder enthusiast"?

/I kid

I just had an image of a magazine ( the leaflet kind) called 'Gun Fancy'. It would be like Cat Fancy, but for guns. We could anthropomorphize our guns. Why my gun, Ingrid, feelings were hurt by that mean ol' sen. Feinstein


images1.wikia.nocookie.netVera
 
2013-04-11 11:56:00 AM

Bravo Two: Mr_Ectomy: Bravo Two: Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.

How about no? I'm a gun owner, and with the exception of people erroneously classified as being unfit to own guns, along with a procedure to deal with that, I think nutjobs should NOT be able to own guns.

Don't classify all gun nuts with that brush.

Maybe you shouldn't call yourself a "gun nut", perhaps your are a "weapon fancier" or "murder enthusiast"?

/I kid

I'm a bigbaddaboomophile.


*snerk*
 
2013-04-11 11:56:14 AM

redmid17: It might not be popular, but hey that's how the government rolls:


Mmmmmm.   Government rolls.
www.geekologie.com
 
2013-04-11 11:57:31 AM

Bullseyed: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Bullseyed: There is no evidence this guy is even pro-gun

The whole Aurora/Newtown conspiracy thing, even the milder forms("He didn't use the AR-15!") is exclusively brought up by GUN NUTS hoping to discredit or diminish calls for increased regulation.

No one else has a reason to buy into it.

You think conspiracy theorists have "reasons"? You obviously don't understand how conspiracy theories work.



I happen to have some family members to who buy into this guy's same conspiracy theories. And it does have to do with guns. The idea is that Barack Obama faked the massacres at Aurora and Newton, using combinations of holograms or moon bases or whatever, so that the public outcry can prompt a new wave of gun legislation to take away all our guns.

The idea is that once he has disarmed the populace, he can then turn the U.S. into a dictatorship and bring us under the fold of the New World Government, run by either the Bilderberg group or the Illuminati or some conflation thereof.

That's the common ground for all these theories. After that, it tends to get wacky. For example, my family members believe that once Obama brings us into the NWG, the world will be about to end because of (depending on the day) either a meteor impact, a passing planet causing gravitational havoc, or a solar flare that wipes out all electronics on the planet. The idea is then, in the chaos, Obama, the Illuminati, and the NWG will be the only ones with firearms, and they will create a new social order out of the ashes.

Anyway, I think all that shiat is insane, but yes, it is about guns (peripherally). These folks are almost without exception avid gun owners and 2nd amendment activists. They want to survive the end of times and resist the NWG, after all. There's a whole subculture with, I shiat you not, conferences and stuff. It's all tied into the sovereign citizen crap, constitutional law, fiat currency, etcetera. People will hold panels on this shiat.
 
2013-04-11 11:57:51 AM

mbillips: So, all these school massacres are just faked as an excuse for Obama to push gun control legislature that gets watered down to meaninglessness in the Senate and dies in the House without even a committee meeting? Jesus, that Obama is diabolical, and yet incompetent.


Just like Bush.  9/11 was brought off nicely, in spite of his retardation.

To be fair, most of that was Cheney.
 
2013-04-11 11:58:09 AM
See now this is an example of a person who should lose their right to own guns.
 
2013-04-11 11:58:36 AM

algrant33: redmid17: It might not be popular, but hey that's how the government rolls:

Mmmmmm.   Government rolls.
[www.geekologie.com image 450x297]



I always like government cheese better

www.teflonslope.com
 
2013-04-11 11:59:22 AM
Which one of our resident trolls was it?
 
2013-04-11 12:01:08 PM
BACKGROUND CHECKS ARE TYRANNY. GIVE THIS MAN SOME GUNS!
 
2013-04-11 12:01:46 PM

Bullseyed: the lord god: RembrandtQEinstein: From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.

Right. Because harassment is not a chargeable offense.

Calling someone on the telephone is not harassment.

If what he says to them on the phone is so harassing, why did they answer the phone to begin with? Why not hang up? Maybe the victims families should be arrested for enabling harassment by not hanging up the phone when he calls.


All it takes is for them to say "please stop calling me" (in any form, they don't need to be polite about it) and for him to keep doing it in order for it to turn into harassment.  This isn't some grade school "I'm not touching you" bullshiat, this is a full-grown man harassing the bajeezus out of people who very recently lost young children.  Use your brain.
 
2013-04-11 12:02:49 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: All it takes is for them to say "please stop calling me" (in any form, they don't need to be polite about it) and for him to keep doing it in order for it to turn into harassment.  This isn't some grade school "I'm not touching you" bullshiat, this is a full-grown man harassing the bajeezus out of people who very recently lost young children.  Use your brain.


And I'm not even going to touch your bullshiat victim-blaming crap.  It's not on them to never answer their own telephone, it's on the douchebag from the article to not act like a farking douchebag.
 
2013-04-11 12:03:37 PM

Bullseyed: This post is harassing me


So log off the internet.
 
2013-04-11 12:04:43 PM

Bullseyed: Based on YOUR definition of harassment, making this post is harassing me.

/Your move


Based on your own "logic" it should be YOUR move, and you should log off the internet.  Forever.
 
2013-04-11 12:06:41 PM
Well, it seems that I answered my own question.
 
2013-04-11 12:06:54 PM

Hickory-smoked: Amusement: [s23.postimg.org image 606x456]

You don't wear dogtags in prison.


No, I wouldn't yet there they are.  How odd, as  if someone photoshopped them there.
Thanks for the tip.
 
2013-04-11 12:08:09 PM
Hey Bullseyed,

                            Give me your phone number & email so I can ask you to prove that you're not part of the NRA conspiracy to get as many gun massacres occur in one year as humanly possible.

See, I believe that it's actually a group of far right activists who have secretly trained gun enthusiasts to commit mass shootings in such an alarming frequency that the government will eventually be forced to ban guns which finally give the Militia morons the new Civil War they so desperately want.
   I base this on the exact same evidence that Kevin Purfield, Alex Jones, and other "Truthers" have, however I found out that stick their photographic evidence in microwave while simultaneously standing on your head and eating cheerios, you get the secret messages.


Remember, you just have to let me contact you via email & telephone so I can determine whether or not your part of Operation Potato.

I await your answer
 
2013-04-11 12:09:59 PM
Yea, and we are actually engaged in a war with N. Korea moon base on the dark side of the moon.

/right.
 
2013-04-11 12:11:14 PM
Foolish. He should have kept quiet until he was elected to the state government as a tea party candidate. As the GOP has proven over and over and OVER, once you're in office, you can be as batshiat insane as you like.
 
2013-04-11 12:11:37 PM

Dimensio: HotWingConspiracy: A few years ago he would have been celebrity via Glenn Beck. Don't pretend otherwise.

I do not believe that even Mr. Beck would entertain such a guest. Mr. Alex Jones, however, would encourage the man to author a book.

/Survivors on a moon base is absurd.
//There is no room there at the base where genetically augmented super-soldiers are grown.


I think he is actually talking about the base under DIA.  It isn't actually a lunar base, just built in the fashion of your typical moon base.  Guy just misspoke, is all.
 
2013-04-11 12:15:00 PM

Shadowtag: The human race is invariably mentally ill. The second the Batractian Armada from Beyond the Oort Cloud gets here, I'm taking the planet back so that it may heal from the scars inflicted by you people and your selfish, ugly, polluting garbage. And the deathrays, but mostly the garbage thing.

/I used to be temporarily insane. Now I'm just stupid.


www.millionmonkeytheater.com

"Ah, yes...Plan 9..."
 
2013-04-11 12:18:34 PM
localtvkdvr.files.wordpress.com

Gary?
 
2013-04-11 12:28:08 PM
I have a problem with his actions, but I also have a problem with his arrest. As a nation we can not just allow people to be arrested for their speech no matter how offensive it is. Sending emails to the families of victims does not constitute stalking. This is a case where emotions have replaced the rule of law and that is a dangerous precedent to set.
 
2013-04-11 12:31:54 PM
I heard they closed the only moon restaurant recently.

It had no atmosphere.
 
2013-04-11 12:33:47 PM
In e-mails Purfield has sent to The Denver Post, he has said he believes no one was killed in the July 20 theater attack and has suggested the victims are at a secret moon base. On Purfield's Twitter page, he also promotes conspiracy theories about the attack on Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Conn.

And who gave him that idea?
 
2013-04-11 12:34:03 PM

Sgt Otter: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

I've never seen Loose Change, but does it actually accuse the victims of being part of the conspiracy, and that they're not really dead?  Does it accuse the next-of-kin of being part of the cover-up?

/Serious question, I've never seen it, and have no desire to.


Yes, he does. In fact, he accuses a couple of million people of being part of the cover-up, because that's how many it would take to silence something like this, starting from Bush and going all the way down to the friends of the friends of the family members. He says that the two planes that hit WTC were remote-control military planes, that a missile hit the Pentagon, and that everyone on Flight 93 were taken off the plane before it was remote-control crashed into the ground. He maintains that all the people aboard those planes are being held in some government facility until they die to keep the cover-up in place, and when he plays sound clips of the people on the planes talking to people on their cell phones he mocks and derides how "fake" they are.

He's also made a bunch of updated versions of Loose Change, calling each one the definitive version and just shuffling around some sound bites and adding new lunacy with each edition.
 
2013-04-11 12:39:55 PM

Profedius: I have a problem with his actions, but I also have a problem with his arrest. As a nation we can not just allow people to be arrested for their speech no matter how offensive it is. Sending emails to the families of victims does not constitute stalking. This is a case where emotions have replaced the rule of law and that is a dangerous precedent to set.


Sending emails and making phone calls tells when the person receiving them tells you to stop is harassment. Harassment is against the law.


Farking A.  Did ANY of this guys defenders RTFA!?!?
 
2013-04-11 12:45:43 PM

Profedius: I have a problem with his actions, but I also have a problem with his arrest. As a nation we can not just allow people to be arrested for their speech no matter how offensive it is. Sending emails to the families of victims does not constitute stalking. This is a case where emotions have replaced the rule of law and that is a dangerous precedent to set.


Harassing, stupid. Harassment is against the law and will get you arrested.
 
2013-04-11 12:47:28 PM

Bullseyed: mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.

And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?


Yes, we should arrest every conspiracy theorists who engages in harassment of the victims of the moon landing.
 
2013-04-11 12:49:24 PM

Bullseyed: And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?


I'm OK with this.
 
2013-04-11 12:49:30 PM

Marshal805: Profedius: I have a problem with his actions, but I also have a problem with his arrest. As a nation we can not just allow people to be arrested for their speech no matter how offensive it is. Sending emails to the families of victims does not constitute stalking. This is a case where emotions have replaced the rule of law and that is a dangerous precedent to set.

Sending emails and making phone calls tells when the person receiving them tells you to stop is harassment. Harassment is against the law.

Farking A.  Did ANY of this guys defenders RTFA!?!?


Of course they didn't, that would get in the way of their trolling.
 
Bf+
2013-04-11 12:49:58 PM

Bravo Two: Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.

How about no? I'm a gun owner, and with the exception of people erroneously classified as being unfit to own guns, along with a procedure to deal with that, I think nutjobs should NOT be able to own guns.

Don't classify all gun nuts with that brush.



He didn't say gun owners, though, he said gun nuts, as in gun "nutjobs".
I understand that almost all gun owners would think this man should not be allowed to own a gun.
On the other hand, gun owner spokesman Wayne LaPierre might disagree.
 
2013-04-11 12:55:42 PM
A schizophrenic neighbor once told me that if he were ever drafted into the army and deployed to Iraq, he would start shooting the other draftees to "prevent" them from slaughtering helpless civilians in Iraq.

Me: Why would you do that?  Those other soldiers might not want to be there any more than you do.

Him:  Oh, no.  The military in these organizations are always bloodthirsty sociopaths who are waiting for a good excuse to kill.

Me: If they sent you over, then they would also send other people over who have no choice in it.

Him: (paraphrasing) That's not true.  I'm the only one would have a conscience about killing Iraqi civilians.  The other soldiers are bloodthirsty baby-killers.

I have the same fatal flaw he does: I'm always convinced I can argue someone well enough to change their minds, so this argument went on for a while.
Case in point, mentally ill people often have a tunnel vision in which they are unable to understand other people's suffering.
That man can believe what he wants but by harassing survivors he has crossed a line.

/The neighbor's illness is being professionally treated so it's highly unlikely he'll ever be drafted.
 
2013-04-11 01:04:34 PM

jenny next: A schizophrenic neighbor once told me that if he were ever drafted into the army and deployed to Iraq, he would start shooting the other draftees to "prevent" them from slaughtering helpless civilians in Iraq.

Me: Why would you do that?  Those other soldiers might not want to be there any more than you do.

Him:  Oh, no.  The military in these organizations are always bloodthirsty sociopaths who are waiting for a good excuse to kill.

Me: If they sent you over, then they would also send other people over who have no choice in it.

Him: (paraphrasing) That's not true.  I'm the only one would have a conscience about killing Iraqi civilians.  The other soldiers are bloodthirsty baby-killers.

I have the same fatal flaw he does: I'm always convinced I can argue someone well enough to change their minds, so this argument went on for a while.
Case in point, mentally ill people often have a tunnel vision in which they are unable to understand other people's suffering.
That man can believe what he wants but by harassing survivors he has crossed a line.

/The neighbor's illness is being professionally treated so it's highly unlikely he'll ever be drafted.


That and the fact we no longer have a draft.
 
2013-04-11 01:07:55 PM

Bullseyed: mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.

And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?


Throw in the "Clinton Kill List" and the "Bush stole the Election/War For Oil" lunatics and you might be onto something here.
 
2013-04-11 01:14:35 PM

Felgraf: There is a difference between calling someone repeatedly, and posting online.

My posting my disagrements does not prevent other people from posting (tying up your phone line). It does not force you to not-use your computer to get away from the noise (If he's calling them repeatedly, the only way to get the phone to stop ringing/interrupting their lives would be unplug the phone).


So you're making up a bunch of assumptions, not present in the article. Interesting. Cite a credible source that says he is making back to back calls and we can proceed.

Also email was specifically cited as another reason for the arrest. Sending emails is actually less harassing than you posting here because it is private instead of public.
 
2013-04-11 01:17:21 PM

Wadded Beef: Bullseyed: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Bullseyed: There is no evidence this guy is even pro-gun

The whole Aurora/Newtown conspiracy thing, even the milder forms("He didn't use the AR-15!") is exclusively brought up by GUN NUTS hoping to discredit or diminish calls for increased regulation.

No one else has a reason to buy into it.

You think conspiracy theorists have "reasons"? You obviously don't understand how conspiracy theories work.

Well, at least we can all agree that moments like this are the reason we need background checks to buy guns.


Depends on what you're looking for in a background check. People who have committed felonies shouldn't own guns, but that is already in place in any gun shop that is going to obey any new law anyway.

With this guy in particular... he probably isn't OK mentally, but he has no criminal history and no public medical records relating to mental defect, so explain what good a background check would do?
 
2013-04-11 01:18:48 PM

miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.


He should be safe then. All the mass shooting gun crazies have been ON meds, which CAUSE homicidal and suicidal thoughts.
 
2013-04-11 01:20:16 PM

czei: Bullseyed: the lord god: RembrandtQEinstein: From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.

Right. Because harassment is not a chargeable offense.

Calling someone on the telephone is not harassment.

How about calling 10 times?  Calling at 3AM?  Calling a hundred times?


Please link to a reputable source listing the dates and times he called.

Oh, you're making that up. Got it.
 
2013-04-11 01:22:18 PM

Booface1985: The idea is that once he has disarmed the populace, he can then turn the U.S. into a dictatorship and bring us under the fold of the New World Government, run by either the Bilderberg group or the Illuminati or some conflation thereof.


So he is not pro-gun, he is anti authority and possibly anti Obama specifically.

Thank you for making my point.
 
2013-04-11 01:23:58 PM

Booface1985: The idea is that once he has disarmed the populace, he can then turn the U.S. into a dictatorship and bring us under the fold of the New World Government, run by either the Bilderberg group or the Illuminati or some conflation thereof.


Worth noting that these EXACT SAME PEOPLE are the ones who believed Bush did 9/11 so he could pass the Patriot Act and put spy chips in their teeth.

They have issues with paranoia and authority.
 
2013-04-11 01:24:37 PM

Bullseyed: Please link to a reputable source listing the dates and times he called.

Oh, you're making that up. Got it.


Why would the number of times he called mattered?

You claimed harassment isn't 'a thing'.

It shouldn't matter if he called 1 or 1,000,000 times.
 
2013-04-11 01:26:32 PM

Kornchex: See now this is an example of a person who should lose their right to own guns.


Ignoring the oxymoronic phrase of "lose [...] right[s]" why not extend this further? Why not restrict the right to vote from these people too?

And if we're going to restrict the right to vote from people with mental defects, we might as well just make a law that says you must have a certain IQ to vote! Perhaps some kind of poll testing can be done...

See where this is going?
 
2013-04-11 01:29:11 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: The My Little Pony Killer: All it takes is for them to say "please stop calling me" (in any form, they don't need to be polite about it) and for him to keep doing it in order for it to turn into harassment.  This isn't some grade school "I'm not touching you" bullshiat, this is a full-grown man harassing the bajeezus out of people who very recently lost young children.  Use your brain.

And I'm not even going to touch your bullshiat victim-blaming crap.  It's not on them to never answer their own telephone, it's on the douchebag from the article to not act like a farking douchebag.


I guess a 10 second trip to their phone carrier's web site to block his number is too much effort.

I can only imagine when these people broke up with needy girlfriends or boyfriends in the past. They probably called the cops because they got a note passed to them in class saying "please take me back".
 
2013-04-11 01:31:40 PM

Joe Blowme: So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?


Because holding protest signs in public is not harassment.
 
2013-04-11 01:32:15 PM

Marshal805: Profedius: I have a problem with his actions, but I also have a problem with his arrest. As a nation we can not just allow people to be arrested for their speech no matter how offensive it is. Sending emails to the families of victims does not constitute stalking. This is a case where emotions have replaced the rule of law and that is a dangerous precedent to set.

Sending emails and making phone calls tells when the person receiving them tells you to stop is harassment. Harassment is against the law.


Farking A.  Did ANY of this guys defenders RTFA!?!?


So you can do so to cops, bill collectors, credit agents, etc, correct?
 
2013-04-11 01:38:19 PM

robrr2003: Bullseyed: mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.

And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?

Throw in the "Clinton Kill List" and the "Bush stole the Election/War For Oil" lunatics and you might be onto something here.


War for Oil? You're offering up Obama, Pelosi and Reid for jail time? Nice. I'll take it.
 
2013-04-11 01:39:23 PM

Felgraf: Bullseyed: Please link to a reputable source listing the dates and times he called.

Oh, you're making that up. Got it.

Why would the number of times he called mattered?

You claimed harassment isn't 'a thing'.

It shouldn't matter if he called 1 or 1,000,000 times.


It isn't, but even by your own rules you still don't have a case against the guy other than "I don't like him".
 
2013-04-11 01:39:51 PM

Kornchex: See now this is an example of a person who should lose their right to own guns.


How many does he own?
 
2013-04-11 01:40:27 PM
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All aboard!
 
2013-04-11 01:47:38 PM

RembrandtQEinstein: From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.


If the rhetoric from Facebook crazies is any indication, "vile" is an understatement.

Everything bad that happens is a government cover-up to (do whatever).

Alex Jones should be shot for riling up the easily lead and schizos on the internet.
 
2013-04-11 01:48:12 PM

Bullseyed: Wadded Beef: Bullseyed: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Bullseyed: There is no evidence this guy is even pro-gun

The whole Aurora/Newtown conspiracy thing, even the milder forms("He didn't use the AR-15!") is exclusively brought up by GUN NUTS hoping to discredit or diminish calls for increased regulation.

No one else has a reason to buy into it.

You think conspiracy theorists have "reasons"? You obviously don't understand how conspiracy theories work.

Well, at least we can all agree that moments like this are the reason we need background checks to buy guns.

Depends on what you're looking for in a background check. People who have committed felonies shouldn't own guns, but that is already in place in any gun shop that is going to obey any new law anyway.

With this guy in particular... he probably isn't OK mentally, but he has no criminal history and no public medical records relating to mental defect, so explain what good a background check would do?


Like you said, to prevent those who do have criminal/mental defect histories from acquiring guns. This guy? no idea, but the logic of criminal background checks is still sound. I'm all ears if you have ideas that go beyond criminal checks.
 
2013-04-11 01:49:44 PM
Wow, Bullseyed is doing his best to join BraveNewCheneyWorld, randomjsa, tenpoundsofcheese, and I drunk what on the list of Most Retarded Farkers.
 
2013-04-11 01:51:43 PM

Bullseyed: Marshal805: Profedius: I have a problem with his actions, but I also have a problem with his arrest. As a nation we can not just allow people to be arrested for their speech no matter how offensive it is. Sending emails to the families of victims does not constitute stalking. This is a case where emotions have replaced the rule of law and that is a dangerous precedent to set.

Sending emails and making phone calls tells when the person receiving them tells you to stop is harassment. Harassment is against the law.


Farking A.  Did ANY of this guys defenders RTFA!?!?

So you can do so to cops, bill collectors, credit agents, etc, correct?


Harassment is against the law. It has a legal definition. Go look it up. When you violate the law you face consequences.

You trying to equate what this guy did to ignoring bill collectors is at best painfully stupid and at worst a pathetic trollish cry for attention. I'm leaning towards it being a bit of both for you.
 
2013-04-11 02:06:36 PM
The man is a complete psycho looney. But in unrelated news, the conspiracy theory mongers of the GOP, Tea Party and American conservatives are catching up real fast.

Hey, forget about gun control to fight lunacy. Let's just mainstream lunacy and forget about gun control--FOREVER AND  ALWAYS!

Personally I have a suspicion that loonies are encouraged by being fed support for their delusions by the media and a larger society. The GOP and other Movementaryans might want to dial it back a bit. You're only hurting yourselves. Black people don't seem to buy into these particular brands of insanity. Liberals are quite capable of manufacturing their own conspiracy theories, thank you, and don't need to borrow from the Right (although the real Left and Right meet in conspiracy theories much more often than they meet in the moderate middle on the other side of the political circle).
 
2013-04-11 02:10:40 PM
RembrantQEinstein

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.

Repeatedly calling someone after they've asked you to leave them the fark alone is harassment. It isn't covered by free speech.

To put it another way, you can stand in the town green and tell me the shooting was a conspiracy all you want.

But you can't follow me home and continue to bother me in my living room.
 
2013-04-11 02:21:46 PM

meat0918: What can I say, we grow 'em crazy out here.

Maybe the fluoridation of the PDX water supply will smooth out some of the cray-cray.


Nah, it will just give them something else to fear.

4.bp.blogspot.com
/Portlander
 
2013-04-11 02:28:32 PM

the lord god: RembrandtQEinstein: From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.

Right. Because harassment is not a chargeable offense.


Westboro laughs.
 
2013-04-11 02:48:47 PM
It's simply amazing that all you big bad steel-pantsed LAW & ORDER types do NOT advocate upholding the mother farking law when it's one of you flabbering brain damaged Bircher/Zeitgeist-programmed freaks on the loose.
 
2013-04-11 03:12:20 PM

SixPaperJoint: [localtvkdvr.files.wordpress.com image 240x300]

Gary?


HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Best post in thread.

Where is Gary BTW? This would totally be his thread.
 
2013-04-11 03:18:23 PM

MeanJean: RembrantQEinstein

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.

Repeatedly calling someone after they've asked you to leave them the fark alone is harassment. It isn't covered by free speech.

To put it another way, you can stand in the town green and tell me the shooting was a conspiracy all you want.

But you can't follow me home and continue to bother me in my living room.


Good analogy. So don't put a microphone at the town green and a speaker in your living room.
 
2013-04-11 04:12:33 PM
I'm afraid he got put out to pasture during the Great Purge by Those That Must Not Be Invoked.

Thus, Gary now tastes like chicken.

I kind of has a sad :(
 
2013-04-11 04:22:40 PM

WhoopAssWayne: BunkoSquad: Thank God, it's been like a week since Dr. Ben Carson was the GOP's savior and I've been waiting for someone to step in and fill the void.

In Portland? 99% chance he's a democrat.


Portland broke 54/43 for Obama over Romney, so your math is...average for a neocon.
 
2013-04-11 04:28:53 PM
StoPPeRmobile: Mr_Ectomy: Bravo Two: Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.

How about no? I'm a gun owner, and with the exception of people erroneously classified as being unfit to own guns, along with a procedure to deal with that, I think nutjobs should NOT be able to own guns.

Don't classify all gun nuts with that brush.
 
Maybe you shouldn't call yourself a "gun nut", perhaps your are a "weapon fancier" or "murder enthusiast"?

/I kid

[www.esri.com image 850x565]

if tha's yours, mai please have a wallpaper size one? (cool image, btw)
 
2013-04-11 09:58:27 PM

Bullseyed: MeanJean: RembrantQEinstein

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.

Repeatedly calling someone after they've asked you to leave them the fark alone is harassment. It isn't covered by free speech.

To put it another way, you can stand in the town green and tell me the shooting was a conspiracy all you want.

But you can't follow me home and continue to bother me in my living room.

Good analogy. So don't put a microphone at the town green and a speaker in your living room.


Double-down and flailing, just the way mama likes it.
 
2013-04-12 01:52:50 AM
This thread has not gone well for Bullseyed. But it's been comedy gold for the rest of us.
 
2013-04-12 02:06:59 AM
Moon Base? I wonder if he needed to ask John Madden about those those chinese earthquakes....

/aeiou
 
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