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(Denver Post)   Portland man arrested for harassing Aurora shooting survivors, using vile language and asking about the "moon base" where still-living "victims" were taken. He's also made friends in Newtown   (denverpost.com) divider line 180
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2013-04-11 09:22:58 AM  
Someone deserves a good kick in the balls. Repeatedly. Charge admission and we could solve our national debt problem.
 
2013-04-11 09:30:22 AM  
Thank God, it's been like a week since Dr. Ben Carson was the GOP's savior and I've been waiting for someone to step in and fill the void.
 
2013-04-11 09:52:20 AM  
Sounds like he's off his meds.
 
2013-04-11 10:15:04 AM  
And yet we don't have a detention facility on the moon for these...er...lunatics.
 
2013-04-11 10:29:29 AM  
A few years ago he would have been celebrity via Glenn Beck. Don't pretend otherwise.
 
2013-04-11 10:29:31 AM  
Send in Buzz Aldrin. He knows how to deal with these people.
 
2013-04-11 10:31:48 AM  

Diogenes: And yet we don't have a detention facility on the moon for these...er...lunatics.


We'll have to build a new one when it's full.
 
2013-04-11 10:32:58 AM  

hardinparamedic: Someone deserves a good kick in the balls and a one way ticket to Somalia.

FTFY

 
2013-04-11 10:34:25 AM  
Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.
 
2013-04-11 10:34:34 AM  
Get that man a therapy llama
 
2013-04-11 10:35:02 AM  

hardinparamedic: Someone deserves a good kick in the balls. Repeatedly. Charge admission and we could solve our national debt problem.


Kicking a mentally ill man in the nuts always goes over well with the public
 
2013-04-11 10:35:33 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: A few years ago he would have been celebrity via Glenn Beck. Don't pretend otherwise.


I do not believe that even Mr. Beck would entertain such a guest. Mr. Alex Jones, however, would encourage the man to author a book.

/Survivors on a moon base is absurd.
//There is no room there at the base where genetically augmented super-soldiers are grown.
 
2013-04-11 10:36:23 AM  
I was expecting this to be a Fred Phelps thing.
 
2013-04-11 10:37:17 AM  
If the Founding Fathers were here now, they'd look at this loon, look at the first amendment, and conclude: "eh, fark it - put him in the stockade and have him tarred and feathered"
 
2013-04-11 10:37:29 AM  
So, all these school massacres are just faked as an excuse for Obama to push gun control legislature that gets watered down to meaninglessness in the Senate and dies in the House without even a committee meeting? Jesus, that Obama is diabolical, and yet incompetent.
 
2013-04-11 10:37:37 AM  
There's thousands just like him.
 
2013-04-11 10:38:38 AM  

Diogenes: And yet we don't have a detention facility on the moon for these...er...lunatics.


iseewhatudidthere.jpg
 
2013-04-11 10:40:38 AM  
How anyone can have the capacity to do this is beyond me. Can't people like this read a magazine or something? Make the rounds of the local bars and scope out some singles action. See the sights. Or take up a hobby like playing the stock market. Otherwise, just learn to put a muzzle on your rapid-fire bursts of cruelty that in the end mean zip. Don't bee stupid and stir up a hornet's nest just to prove a meaningless, hollow point.
 
2013-04-11 10:40:39 AM  
No crime here. When people like this are arrested, it is a dark sign for the future of the country.
 
2013-04-11 10:41:12 AM  

cman: hardinparamedic: Someone deserves a good kick in the balls. Repeatedly. Charge admission and we could solve our national debt problem.

Kicking a mentally ill man in the nuts always goes over well with the public


www.dadwagon.com
 
2013-04-11 10:41:50 AM  

BunkoSquad: Thank God, it's been like a week since Dr. Ben Carson was the GOP's savior and I've been waiting for someone to step in and fill the void.


Huh? WTF does this have to do with any political party? The guy is crazy.
 
2013-04-11 10:42:37 AM  

Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.


Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?
 
2013-04-11 10:43:06 AM  

mbillips: So, all these school massacres are just faked as an excuse for Obama to push gun control legislature that gets watered down to meaninglessness in the Senate and dies in the House without even a committee meeting? Jesus, that Obama is diabolical, and yet incompetent.


He is the worst Socialist Dictator in recent memory
 
2013-04-11 10:43:22 AM  

Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?


Yes. Yes, we should.
 
2013-04-11 10:45:07 AM  

mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.


And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?
 
2013-04-11 10:45:09 AM  

PacificaFitz: mbillips: So, all these school massacres are just faked as an excuse for Obama to push gun control legislature that gets watered down to meaninglessness in the Senate and dies in the House without even a committee meeting? Jesus, that Obama is diabolical, and yet incompetent.

He is the worst Socialist Dictator in recent memory


So is he so awful because he's a socialist, or because he's not able to actually impose teh socializms that he stays up at night plotting? 'Cause, really, dude, when your universal health care plan was devised by the Heritage Foundation and endorsed by Richard Nixon, you really aren't very good at Socialist Dictatoring.
 
2013-04-11 10:46:06 AM  

mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.


Funny thing is, they have a right to their opinion. Personally, I think it would be fun to watch one of the victims shoot this asshole in self defense...
 
2013-04-11 10:46:09 AM  

Bullseyed: mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.

And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?


Yes, and YES! Goddam moon-landing deniers should be tortured before execution, though. farking morons.
 
2013-04-11 10:46:31 AM  

Dimensio: /Survivors on a moon base is absurd.
//There is no room there at the base where genetically augmented super-soldiers are grown.


Well at least we agree on some things.
 
2013-04-11 10:47:55 AM  
He actually believes we went to the moon?
 
2013-04-11 10:48:56 AM  

Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?


I've never seen Loose Change, but does it actually accuse the victims of being part of the conspiracy, and that they're not really dead?  Does it accuse the next-of-kin of being part of the cover-up?

/Serious question, I've never seen it, and have no desire to.
 
2013-04-11 10:50:24 AM  

precious_crotchflake: I was expecting this to be a Fred Phelps thing.


I bet old Fred is trying to think of a way to sue him for copyright infringement.
 
2013-04-11 10:51:48 AM  

bdub77: Diogenes: And yet we don't have a detention facility on the moon for these...er...lunatics.

iseewhatudidthere.jpg


Can you spell it out?  I can't see anything.  I have something in my eye.

a57.foxnews.com
 
2013-04-11 10:52:09 AM  
In his defense he does live in a flight path and gets more than the normal dose of "chem trail" agent.
 
2013-04-11 10:54:23 AM  
From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.
 
2013-04-11 10:55:17 AM  

mbillips: So, all these school massacres are just faked as an excuse for Obama to push gun control legislature that gets watered down to meaninglessness in the Senate and dies in the House without even a committee meeting? Jesus, that Obama is diabolical, and yet incompetent.


Welcome to the diabolical, yet extreamly incompetent party; try the fish!

/ that sneaky Obama uses his time machine to pants John McCain. At least; that would explain why John McCain doesn't have pants on.
 
2013-04-11 10:55:52 AM  

Sgt Otter: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

I've never seen Loose Change, but does it actually accuse the victims of being part of the conspiracy, and that they're not really dead?  Does it accuse the next-of-kin of being part of the cover-up?

/Serious question, I've never seen it, and have no desire to.


I haven't seen the whole thing, but mostly it just "asks questions," in the Glenn Beck sense. And spouts a lot of easily disprovable nonsense about the physics of aircraft fires and building structures. That's the great thing about conspiracy theories. They don't have to make sense, and you don't have to have any evidence. All you have to do is find ambiguous facts surrounding what actually happened, and Raise Questions about their ambiguity. And lie; lying is a big part of it (e.g. the "pristine" bullet that went through Kennedy and Connally is actually quite flattened on one side, and WTC 7's supposed lack of damage ignores the gigantic freaking collapsed whole on one side where the bigger towers critically damaged it).

i171.photobucket.com

www.debunking911.com
 
2013-04-11 10:58:17 AM  
miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.
 
2013-04-11 10:59:26 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: How anyone can have the capacity to do this is beyond me. Can't people like this read a magazine or something? Make the rounds of the local bars and scope out some singles action. See the sights. Or take up a hobby like playing the stock market. Otherwise, just learn to put a muzzle on your rapid-fire bursts of cruelty that in the end mean zip. Don't bee stupid and stir up a hornet's nest just to prove a meaningless, hollow point.


I can see what you did there.  Through my ACOG.
 
2013-04-11 10:59:59 AM  
The Rand corporation, in conjunction with the reverse vampires and the saucer people....
 
2013-04-11 11:00:46 AM  

Bullseyed: No crime here. When people like this are arrested, it is a dark sign for the future of the country.


Okay, I'll bite... If that's a "dark sign" for the future of the country, does it warm your heart that firefighters are being taken hostage or being shot and killed in the line of duty? All is right in the good ole USA now, right?
 
2013-04-11 11:01:07 AM  
He sounds like a particularly nasty paranoid nutcase who think every atrocity is a "false flag" and won't accept any evidence or argument to the contrary.
 
2013-04-11 11:01:19 AM  

RembrandtQEinstein: From the story: "None of the contacts were threatening but were unwanted and annoying and Purfield would often use vile language," according to the news release.

Does that mean I can have Jennifer from card member services arrested? Because those calls are unwanted and annoying and I consider marketing-speak to be vile language. Oh wait I'm not a politically sympathetic individual so the full weight of government won't come down on the people who annoy me.

The guy is an asshole but unless you want to live in Demolition Man then you need to agree that the government needs to draw a bright line between actions that cause HARM and actions that OFFEND.


Right. Because harassment is not a chargeable offense.
 
2013-04-11 11:02:24 AM  
So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?
 
2013-04-11 11:02:40 AM  

mbillips: Bullseyed: mbillips: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

Yes. Yes, we should.

And everyone who denies the Kennedy assassination/grassy knoll, the moon landing, etc?

Yes, and YES! Goddam moon-landing deniers should be tortured before execution, though. farking morons.


Yes, and they should be taunted. TAUNTED I SAY!
 
2013-04-11 11:03:20 AM  

Citrate1007: miss diminutive: Sounds like he's off his meds.

This is the type of person that Gun Nuts feel should own a gun.


"Don't blame the guns!"

"Okay, fine, it's a mental health issue. Don't let crazies have guns!"

"NO! GUN ALL THE THINGS! GUNS FOR BREAKFAST, GUNS FOR LUNCH! *WHAAAARRRRRRGAARBLLLL!*"
 
2013-04-11 11:04:29 AM  

Sgt Otter: Bullseyed: Bender The Offender: Which fark favorite will be taking a short break? My money is on Silly Jesius or Tenpoundsofshiat. They both seemed farked up enough to think taunting the parents of dead children would prove their "mad" troll skills to the Internet.

Just like the people who claim 9-11 was an inside job are taunting the victims families right? Should we arrest and execute the morons who made Loose Change?

I've never seen Loose Change, but does it actually accuse the victims of being part of the conspiracy, and that they're not really dead?  Does it accuse the next-of-kin of being part of the cover-up?

/Serious question, I've never seen it, and have no desire to.


I haven't really seen it either. People are entitled to their opinions, freedom of speech and freedom of thought. Thought policing people for believing in government conspiracies is not part of a free, ethical or moral society.

It is however part of a communist/socialist/dictatorship. Just like the Nazi/Soviets/Maoists/etc
 
2013-04-11 11:04:34 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Nonsense!  They're in the swamps outside of New Orleans with the five thousand excecuted prisoners.  Right, Cynthia?
 
2013-04-11 11:04:52 AM  

Joe Blowme: So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?


Freedom of religion! USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-04-11 11:05:04 AM  

Joe Blowme: So tell me why again this ass can be arrested but the westboro babtist  asshats cant?


Freedom of religion.
 
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